It all started with the birthday package that my good friend Colliers mailed me three months ago. Except for a birthday card, the package was the game helmet of the game "Divinity" that I had just thrown on the bed. It's 2048, no more than it was 40 years ago. The game has gone from text to 2D, 2D to 3D, 3D to holographic, holographic to full simulation, and you can't tell the difference between the real society and the virtual world with a helmet. Playing games now is like living in another world, which is unpredictable and unpredictable. Anything you want to do in real life but can't do, want to do but don't dare to do, you can try it in the game. Of course, it also includes crimes such as robbery, rape, homicide, etc. Later, in order to avoid too many negative effects of simulation games on real life, from 2038 onwards, the world will invariably begin to implement the game real-name system, that is, you can only have one account in the game, and the account is linked to you in real life, the gender requirements are the same, and the appearance is only allowed to be 10% up and 20% down, once you commit a crime in the game, the circumstances are particularly serious, and you will be punished accordingly in real life.

To be honest, isn't it just fun to play games, and after getting the real-name system, the number of people playing games has greatly decreased. However, 10 years have passed, and all the online simulation games that come out now implement this system, and the vast majority of players have been able to accept it, after all, most people are still weak in the game, and they need to have a system to protect them. However, I was not included in that group.

Let me introduce myself first, my name is Guo Yi, 27 years old, I work as an editor in an online company that introduces online game information, and the salary is very high, and the work is very leisurely. If it weren't for the fact that I have a wide range of connections in society, how could ordinary people find such a good job just after graduation? As an editor at a game information company, it's natural that the game is much more enjoyable. However, except for work, I rarely play simulation games with real names, because I have a hobby, which is to be a shemale in the game.

What is a shemale? If the demon has a benevolent heart, then it is not a demon, it is a shemale! Hehe, just kidding. The general public believes that playing the opposite sex in the game is a shemale. Previously, it was difficult to find a transgender person out of a thousand people with a difficulty factor of 9.999, and it was difficult to find a shemale with a difficulty factor of 0 out of a thousand online game characters, and there was none! Think about it, don't you? Who doesn't want to have a different life, and it's not boring to see yourself in the game that is almost exactly the same as in real life?

But after the introduction of the real-name system, shemales in the game are as rare as real-life shemales. With the restriction of the real-name system, this hobby of mine has nowhere to vent. When I have time, I still choose to play old games such as Interstellar and Three Kingdoms.

But after getting the helmet this time, I unusually unpacked it and took it directly to play, because Colliers pasted a small note on the outer packaging bag of the helmet, with a few words on it: "This is a lucky account, absolutely you are satisfied." "I usually think of Colliers as a fart, but in terms of games, he is very old, and the experience he introduces is also real gold. A lot of the online games I wrote are based on his words, and he is a cash cow for me. Of course, I have not been blackmailed by him.

I put on my helmet and the next moment ...... I entered the world of Rosewood......

The elegant and beautiful song sounded, and the endless prairie was displayed in front of you, and the breeze was blowing, and the heart was relaxed. The words "Divine Realm" floated in with a colorful halo, stayed for less than two seconds, and then gradually disappeared. Immediately, a sweet and mellow female voice sounded in her ears: "Welcome to the Divine Realm, you are the 10,000,000th player to purchase the game, and you belong to the lucky account." After three seconds, you will be greeted by a special NPC. ”

I secretly rejoiced in my heart: "Gao Li, this bastard, don't deceive me." ”

Three seconds passed, the sky darkened, and dark clouds drifted up. The dark clouds swirled and formed a huge vortex in the air, and a point of light lit up in the vortex, and in an instant a bolt of lightning flashed out of it, striking the ground in front of me, startling me a lot. I can't help but admire the producer of this game, "God Realm" can achieve the first market share really has its uniqueness. Where the lightning fell, the dust was flying, and when the dust cleared, a huge cave giant made of stones stood up, more than 5 meters high, and I had to raise my head at a 45-degree elevation angle, a position that made me extremely unhappy.

He didn't seem very happy when he saw me, "Hell, another lucky guy in the muddle...... You don't know what this place is? Oh my gosh, how did you all get in...... Well, it's a long story, here's the story", he closed his eyes, "a long, long time ago...... and I coughed 10 times in a row before interrupting his desire to tell me a super long story. I said, "Can you get me into the game quickly?" ”

The Cave Giant seemed to be angry: "Why are young people so impatient now? Let that at the front desk receive you. You plattery! If there's a problem, just ask her! That's all, stay away from me. With that, his whole body melted into the ground beneath his feet, disappeared, and the dark clouds above his head also dispersed. Everything is back to before liberation.

Just when I was wondering, a girl dressed in sexy clothes with pointed ears similar to that of an elf floated up with a staff in her hand. This is the NPC in "Divinity"? I was blown away again, it was so realistic.

The elven woman had a sad face and whispered to me, "I'm sorry, but you didn't pass the second test of the lucky account and couldn't get extra attribute points and hidden skills and secondary artifacts. ”

I squirted a mouthful of blood directly: "Second test? When did it happen? How come I don't know at all? ”

"The second test is to listen to the cave giant you just met tell the story and answer his three questions. If you answer correctly, you can choose one of the three rewards of additional attribute points, hidden skills, and secondary artifacts. If you answer two correctly, you can pick two, and if you answer all of them correctly, in addition to the three rewards, you can also get 5,000 gold coins to start the game. The elven woman replied.

I squirted another mouthful of blood, 5,000 gold coins, I can exchange it for 5,000 yuan in real life, I can buy a new computer, or improve the food in the second half of the year, or......

When the elf saw my sad face, he smiled and comforted me, "You don't have to be angry. So far, no one has answered all three questions correctly. At most, I've only got two answers right, and there's only one person. Most of them were sent straight to me like you. ”

Thinking about it, life is impetuous, how many people can patiently listen to this cave giant's nagging, and my heart is much calmer in comparison.

"The average lucky user who doesn't pass the second test will be treated like an ordinary user. But since you are the 10,000,000th purchaser of our company's products, we take special care of you and decide to compensate you somewhat. ”

By the time I listened to the first half of the sentence, I had already decided to give up on the game. But the second half of the female elf's sentence aroused my interest again: "Listen to what compensation you say." ”

"You will become one of the beneficiaries of the real-name exemption treaty signed between our company and the government, which means that all your actions in the game will be decoupled from real life, and we will not ask you for any information about your real life."

"Wow. This compensation is much stronger than what kind of attribute point reward and other small things. I shouted "LUCKY" in my heart, and then excitedly asked the female elf, "Can you customize your gender, appearance, and occupation at will?" ”

The female elf smiled slightly, nodded and said, "Yes." Gender and appearance can be customized by yourself, and the profession is chosen by the NPC job introducer after entering the game after being promoted to level 5. ”

I'm drunk, and in this world of real-name online games, I can finally be a shemale for a while. Colliers I love you to death, I'll invite you to dinner when I turn around. I couldn't help but grab the little hand of the female elf, and wanted to sigh. When I'm excited in front of beautiful women, I always like to do this. Oh, those boneless, slightly cold little hands......

The little elf blushed, chanted a spell, waved her staff, and a fireball flew towards her, and in the blink of an eye I became a roast chicken.

A bell-like voice rang over my head: "Unnamed player number 10143258 attempted insult to an NPC, punishment has been imposed, and it has been documented. ”

"Your mother. I haven't taken off my pants yet, it's a bad call. I scolded to myself, but only in my heart, and I didn't scold out loud. Otherwise, it is estimated that any atomic bomb will fly over.

The female elf withdrew her hand and asked me solemnly, "Let's start building the initial profile of the character." Please choose a name first. ”

"I'm wet (female)."

"Name discrepancy and ...... in Article XXX of the naming rules for online game IDs"

"Flexible fingers."

"Name discrepancy and ...... in Article XXX of the naming rules for online game IDs"

"The price of a fragrant kiss."

"Name discrepancy and ...... in Article XXX of the naming rules for online game IDs"

After doing this dozens of times, I finally got angry: "Why can't it? Who set this rule? ”

"Name discrepancy and ...... in Article XXX of the naming rules for online game IDs"

Damn, IF U.

I suddenly remembered an old shooter I had played: "Turtledove." "It's a good name.

"Naming done. Player ID 10143258 ID: Turtledove. Please select a gender. ”

"Female." Of course it's a woman, otherwise I wouldn't have played this game.

"Choose the race. Races are currently open: Humans, White Elves, Dark Elves, Dwarves, Gnomes, Orcs. As a beneficiary of the real-name exemption treaty for online games, it is not subject to the racial selection process. ”

"What is a race selection program?" I asked, confused.

"That's a program that provides players with selectable classes based on comprehensive personal information, for example, if you're too ugly and have a criminal record before, you can't choose the white elf race; For example, if you are a mechanic, the program will recommend you to choose the dwarf race. ”

"Oh." I understand, if you mix in this world in the future, you can also learn a little bit about the player's character in real life from the race, I asked the female elf, "What race is the most beautiful and has the best body, then I will choose that one." ”

"Race: The White Elves chose success. Please select the degree of beautification below: you are not subject to the upper limit of 10% and the lower limit of 20%. ”

"Beautify me to the highest level."

"The character is created. You are welcome to enter the game of "Divine Realm", and if you have any questions during the game, please recite the mantra 'HENO'. I, the Angel of Guidance, Nellia will provide you with all the perfect service. ”

After saying that, Nellia's chest burst out with ten thousand dazzling lights. I was unconscious in a sea of light. Hey, TMD, what about my freely assigned stat points? I'll do it!