The wind swept through the treetops, and the dense forest was slightly undulating, making a low sound of tree waves. Small blue flowers dot the forest roads, and cute rabbits and squirrels poke their heads in the grass, and they are not afraid of people.

"What a secluded wood." I exclaimed with emotion. You must know that the earth's nature is now very badly damaged, and it is difficult to find such a large area of primeval forest. In addition to my feelings, I found two very serious problems: first, how did I be born in this uninhabited primeval forest; Two, I'm very uncomfortable with my current body, with two more lumps of flesh on my chest and one less gun under my step.

"." I scolded. As soon as the words came out, I startled myself again. The delicate voice is soft, sweet, and very feminine. I began to reflect on my decision to become a shemale. Divinity is a highly realistic game, completely different from the games I've played before. In the old games, being a shemale was just a role of the opposite sex, but now I need to be a woman completely. This is a bit difficult, and if you play it for a long time, you may become psychopathic.

I looked at my own hands, slender fingers, white and delicate skin, touching it, slippery but not greasy, like the feeling of the entrance of the high-grade Dongpo meat outside the building. Hi, what is this called a metaphor. Full boobs, slender waist, toned and slender thighs. It seems that the system has set up my body pretty well.

Perhaps because the elves have a keen sense of hearing, I vaguely heard the sound of running water. A creek should be nearby. I felt a little dry after seeing my angry body, and now I want to drink some water. As soon as I took a step, I twisted my foot and fell directly into the mud.

"What kind of plane?" I'm only now realizing that I'm wearing a pair of black stiletto-waisted heels on my feet. I've never worn this thing in my life, and it's only natural that I've been stabbed by it. What's more, I'm a man, even if it's a woman, the first time I walk in high heels, I twist crookedly.

"What does it mean to get a new glove with a pair of heels? Special care for female players? It's boring. I swore and took off my shoes, threw out a graceful parabola, and threw it away. I was barefoot and running barefoot through the forest of soft grass, as fast as lightning. According to my experience in the games I've played in the past, the elves in it are all lighter, and it seems that "Divinity" also follows this convention, and it is also set up here. Watching the tall green trees flash past the side and back, not to mention how pleasant it was. If I had this kind of speed in real life, Liu Xiang, who had held the world record for more than 40 years, would not be my opponent. However, a game is a game, reality is reality, and it has nothing to do with it.

It didn't take long for me to come to the source of the sound of flowing water, a small stream that was crystal clear. I stood next to it, and my reflection appeared in the stream. Pointed ears, bright eyes, a high nose, a sexy cherry mouth, and long silky shawl hair that is pale blonde, the ends of which swayed slightly in the breeze. If you put aside the evil smile on the corner of your mouth, it's perfect. If there is such a beautiful woman as my wife in real life, I will reduce my life expectancy by ten years, no, I will do it for thirty years. I was so enchanted with my own appearance and figure that I forgot to drink the water. Originally, I didn't understand the phenomenon of narcissism, but now I understand that narcissism is just a manifestation of the pursuit of beauty in human nature. I'm in love with me in the game now. However, I don't want to be the second of Nasthis. That stupid X, when he saw his reflection in the water, fell in love with himself, didn't think about tea and dinner every day, died of emaciation, and became a flower, which later generations called daffodils.

I slapped my pink face with both hands, sobered up for a moment, and then recited a spell to call the damned Nellia out and ask why I had been born in such a bird land that had no place in front of me and no place behind me.

A white light flashed in front of me, and the leading angel Neria came to me.

As soon as I saw the nosebleed, it shot out like a fountain. Nellia was wet, her body was unevenly covered in clumps of white foam of various sizes, and she stared at me with wide eyes, her hands covering her most important hidden parts.

I hurriedly twisted my head away: "Don't look at indecency, don't look at indecency." ”

"Why don't you read it in the morning, don't read it in the evening, but people read it in the bath?" Neria's roar rang out from behind.

"I ......" I was just about to explain to myself, but suddenly I felt that something was wrong, so I turned my head back again: "Aren't you an NPC?" Why do NPCs still have to take a bath? ”

"I've been working for 8 hours straight, what's wrong with going back to take a shower after work?"

"You're an NPC." The more I think about it, the more I can't figure it out, NPCs need to take a shower, and there is a commute? This is too funny, isn't it?

"Divinity is a highly realistic game. All characters in the game will feel hungry, thirsty, tired, sweaty, etc., just like in real life, and NPCs are no exception. All items will be subject to wear and tear. You players can choose to go offline to rest after you are tired of playing, and we NPCs can't go offline, and we will live in this game environment forever. It's normal to take a shower when you're dirty and rest when you're tired. NPCs are not robots, they are living people in the game, and they also have human rights. Nellia cried out, furious.

The NPCs in the game also tell me what human rights?! I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when I heard this, things were completely beyond the scope of my logic, the designer of this game was either noble as God, vulgar as a lewd man, or perverted as Hibiscus. It didn't help to say more, so I asked my question simply and clearly: "Hey, forget it." Let's not dwell on this. I called you here to ask you, why wasn't I born in the Novice Village? ”

"Ahh After listening to my words, Nellia looked around, as if she also realized the problem, and smiled awkwardly: "How did I pass you into the Misty Forest." Maybe the teleportation coordinates were misentered. ”

"Dizzy, can this be mistaken? A bit of logic is good. "I'm finding this game getting more and more interesting, have you ever heard of games where NPCs can teleport people to the wrong place? People don't know, but it's the first time I've met it.

"I'm sorry, my end of duty was almost up when you came. I'm in a hurry to get off work, and it's possible to make a few wrong numbers. You say, don't you? Nellia smiled at me.

Hehe, look at the way you baked the cow just now, and now the pigtail is in my hand, see how I teach you this Y head who doesn't know the height of the sky. I coughed deeply: "I want to ask what your company's complaint phone number or complaint email address is." You know how big it can be for a gamer with a passion for your product to be hit by such a low-level mistake. Originally, I wanted to thank you for giving me this lucky account so that I could experience a different "God Realm". But now I'm so disappointed that I'm reconsidering whether or not to continue playing the game. ”

Little Y heard my words and knelt directly in front of me with a "plop" sound, his eyes were full of tears, and his chest was rising and falling violently. Her small hands gripped the hem of my ugly novice shirt tightly and cried, "Please, dear player 10143258, please don't complain about me." I don't want to be recycled by the system to do that cold 0 and 1 again. My ideals are not high, I have a decent job, save a little money, and then find a husband who is considerate of me, buy a small piece of land on this divine continent, build a small family, have a few children, and live the rest of my life peacefully. Woo~~~ Please, forgive me. ”

I'm not afraid of anything in my life, I'm afraid that beautiful girls will cry in front of me, as long as I cry, I will have a serious sense of guilt, so panicked that I don't know where to put my hand. Although I repeatedly told myself in my heart that the woman in front of me was nothing more than an NPC, just a string of 0s and 1s that had been optimized by permutations and combinations. But when I spoke from her about her ideals, I realized that the words I had said to myself had been thrown to Java. TMD, this game is so real, I hate the game makers.

"Well, for your sincere apology, I'll forgive you. I've never had anything to do with girls. You can send me to the Newbie Village now. "I had no choice but to compromise with her.

"Really? That's great. I will remember your great kindness for the rest of my life. I'll open a portal right now and take you to the Newbie Village. Nellia laughed and got up from the ground. Well, her boobs are also very plump, she is not short, she has a good figure, and her appearance is also very pleasing, if in real life...... Hey, I thought about real life again. The good girl I want to live a lifetime is not only about appearance and figure, but also about the beauty of the soul. But in this flashy world, does such a girl still exist, and even if it really exists, can I meet one?

As I thought about it, the naked Nellia chanted a long list of incomprehensible incantations, and her hands seemed to be in an irregular motion, like a witch jumping a rope, but in a much more graceful posture. Finally, she squealed, and with a slap of her hands in front of the void, "Ahh

"It's finally done, and the casting speed is a lot slower without a staff." Nellia clapped her little hands and said happily, "Passing through this gate, it is the novice village of the elven clan." After I got the village, I first went to find the novice instructor of the elf clan, Luo Goari. He will teach you some of the most basic rules of survival in this world. ”

"Thank you for telling me this. Hurry back and be careful not to catch a cold. "Since NPCs can take a bath and commute to work, it's normal to stand naked in the forest for a long time and feel a little risky.

As she spoke, Nellia had already opened another portal, much faster than the one just now. "I'll go back if it's okay. By the way, the first time you summoned me for free, you will have to charge 100 gold each time you summon me again. "Nellia had already stepped into the portal with one foot and suddenly came to me with this sentence.

"100 gold!! Grab the money. I screamed.

"This game costs money quickly and makes money faster, so don't call me if you have nothing to do in the future. The portal only lasts 30 seconds, so hurry up and get in, hehe. Bye. Nellia smiled mysteriously, and flashed her entire body into the portal. The portal disappeared in an instant.

"I haven't heard of games where you can spend money and make money faster." I muttered and stepped through the portal she had opened for me. It feels like a hot day, pouring a big mouthful of iced Sprite, and it's cold. Once my whole body had passed through the portal, the door was gone.

I've gone to another world. The sky was covered with thick dark clouds, lightning accompanied by thunder from time to time, and the humidity of the air was so high that it was so hot that it was breathless. This is a precursor to a storm. I thought to myself that I had to find a house to hide from the rain.

What about the Newbie Village? What about the house? What about the house in the Newbie Village? I looked around in a daze, and was stunned to find myself standing alone in a barren stone forest area, with not even a single bird around, let alone a crowded novice village.

"Nellia, fuck, you've sent Lao Tzu the wrong place again." I recognized the situation and immediately howled in pain, "Where is this TMD?" ”