Thirty minutes by car, Gao Yanyan drove in less than fifteen minutes, and God knows how many kilometers per hour her speed reached. Along the way, I was so upset that my heart almost popped out of my mouth. Before she could park the car, I jumped out of the car in a hurry, found a secluded corner and started vomiting. She parked the car, turned off the throttle, walked over, patted me on the back, and said, "Why are you still so bad?" It's almost three people and they get motion sickness. ”

Oh my God, I'm almost throwing up my bile, and she's still talking cool things. I took a breath, looked back and smiled pretendedly, "How can there be motion sickness, I just want to spit things clean." I'll be able to eat more Gaoli later, haha. ”

Gao Yanyan also laughed: "I see, then after we come out of Gao Li, let's go around Hangzhou for a few hundred laps to play?" The newly bought car just has to run in more, and it's boring to grind alone, but it's much better with you. ”

Auntie, a few hundred laps? My face is pale, and if you want to kill me, you can say it, and you don't need to look for me to bend me. I smiled awkwardly, "Hehe." It's never too late to go around when you're in the mood. ”

"Let's talk about it again. It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, so it's decided. Ha ha. After she finished speaking, she slapped me on the back a few times, my mother, give her such a slap, I really vomited bile. Girl, you are the beautiful rose, looking at the bright and plucking your hands.

Since Colliers has concentrated on his own work, the money has come quickly, and his current house is a high-end villa with an area of more than 200 square meters on the edge of the Qiantang River, unlike me who only has money to rent a room in a high-end office building and barely survive.

I rang the doorbell, and a mechanical voice came out, "May I ask who is coming?" ”

"It's your mother! Colliers, you bastard, hurry up and roll out a red carpet to meet me! I yelled at the speaker.

"Your mother!" In less than half a minute, a stocky man wearing a straw hat, wearing a Hawaiian-style colorful floral shirt and shorts, and a pair of slippers dragged out of the villa gate. He still had a large Cuban cigar in his mouth, and when he got to the door, he yelled at me, "You're a few minutes late." Three glasses of wine. ”

"No problem. But you bastard opened the door for me first. I replied to him, "What are you afraid of, no matter how much you drink, it's not your money?"

He trotted all the way, rolled straight to the door with the circle of fat on his belly, and opened the door for me himself. The moment he opened the door, he saw Gao Yanyan behind me, and the whole person was immediately stunned. Gao Yanyan smiled and waved her hand at him, and said in a coquettish voice: "NPC hasn't seen you for a long time, it seems that you have gained a lot of weight." ”

“SADDY！ When did you come to Hangzhou? You don't want to call me. I've been looking forward to your appearance like the stars and the moon. Gao Li impulsively stepped forward and hugged Gao Yanyan.

"Hey, hey, hey. Where do you put your hands? "I've never seen Gao Li so enthusiastic about me, so I looked at his hand and walked directly to the two plump protrusions behind Gao Yanyan's waist.

Gao Yanyan had an indifferent expression on her face, but her mouth was a little expressive: "NPC, I just came from Beijing, and I forgot to bring a sandbag for boxing, so you want to do it for you." ”

"Huh. I'll go back and ask someone to buy it and send it to you. GODLEY SNEERED AND LET HIS HAND GO, AND THEN LOOKED DISTRESSED, "SADDY, WHY DO YOU LIKE TO STICK THAT PILE OF IN DDT?" How many excellent good men are there in this world? ”

", hurry up and lead the way." I just gave him a round belly a look, but his armor was so thick that it didn't hurt him even a bit.

"This cow dung stinks a little, but at least it's a little nutritious, and it's still good to make flower fertilizer." Gao Yanyan really gave me face, I was very helpful when I heard it.

"Don't say it, don't say it. It's rare for old comrades-in-arms to get together, let's talk about it in the first room. Seeing that he couldn't get any money, Colliers returned to the theme and took us into his luxury villa first.

Walking into the room, Gao Yanyan shouted: "NPC, you haven't evaded taxes, how much does such a luxurious decoration cost." ”

"Don't scream. All adds up to five million, which is the price of a 'toilet paper' program. "I have sat down at the big table in the living room. A birthday cake with candles on the table was already placed in the center, and there were countless snacks and vintage red and white wines around, and I saw ten cases of beer in the corner. Looks like this guy Colliers is ready to have a big fight with me today.

"Wow!" Before I could finish speaking, Gao Yanyan began to scream again, she must have walked into Gao Li's study, which was arranged like the central computer room of the National Security Bureau. When I first went in, I couldn't help but shout a few times, "Gao Li, you bastard". Gao Yanyan's admiration came and went: "You have Eden Five...... Isn't that POWERWAVE2409, and 50,000 units will be distributed worldwide...... Liquid nitrogen cooler! Oh, my God! ……”

Gao Li and I glanced at each other with a wry smile, and then covered our foreheads with one hand and silently **. This Y-head film is really crazy, and it has already begun to fiddle in front of Eden Five: "NPC, what kind of program is this?" It's a bit like a 'start-up grab', but it's like a shell that's different! ”

"I've improved the 'order grab', changed the shell, and by the way, optimized the program structure." I pulled her up from the side of the machine a little impatiently, "You don't just stay for a day or two, you'll have to see it later." Today's theme is to celebrate my birthday and is to eat and drink! ”

She pouted and reluctantly left the best machine. As soon as she walked on her front foot, Colliers locked the computer on her back foot, and stuck her tongue out at me, but luckily she didn't see the 80 G hair. There are friends from afar, and they are happy. We were corrupt for I don't know how many hours, and at last our mouths were filled with yellow soup, and we didn't know anything after a drowsy whirlwind.

When I opened my eyes again, all I felt was a splitting headache and my mouth was as dry as if I had hiked in the desert for 10,000 years. I desperately tried to find a glass of water to drink, but found that my left arm was so heavy that it looked like it was filled with lead, and I couldn't move it. I rubbed my eyes vigorously and saw a naked woman covered in snow white half-leaning on top of me, her head firmly pressed against my hand. I breathed a sigh of relief, but it was a woman, not Colliers's fat body of more than 80 kilograms. Hey, Gao Yanyan, Gao Yanyan, we're drunk and messy again. I gently brushed my hand away from the long hair that was covering her face. Hey, when did Gao Yanyan have a beauty mole on the corner of her mouth? I was wondering, and then I looked closely, and the image of a person came to my mind.

No, this woman is not Gao Yanyan! I woke up from all of a sudden, and I broke out in a cold sweat. This TMD is not Gao Li's sister Gao Li, but who is it? When I was startled, my left hand, which was being held down by Gorye, moved suddenly. Her head was shaken like this, and she reacted. Her thin eyelids moved a few times, then opened slightly. She raised her head, looked at me stupidly with her hazy and misty eyes, then looked down at her own ** body, and began to look around again. I looked at her in horror, waiting desperately for the usual scream that would ring through the universe, followed by furious punches and kicks, and finally maddening screams. My mind was racing rapidly, and the classic lines of the stallion protagonist in the YY novels I had read before kept flashing in front of my eyes, and I had to be made up enough reasons in the shortest possible time to deal with the biggest crisis in front of me.

"Brother Guo Yi is good. Today is Saturday and I don't have to go to class, so let me sleep again. To my surprise, Gorrie neither screamed nor cried, but fell back to sleep.

I shook my head vigorously and bit my finger viciously. It hurts, it hurts. Damn, I'm not dreaming, I put my left hand on my chest again, my heart pounding at two hundred beats per second. I took a few quick breaths and sat up. I was relieved to see that the pants on my lower body were still intact. Fortunately, she didn't do anything to destroy humanity, and Collier's sister was only eighteen. If I really had that kind of relationship, I wouldn't have to do it with high force, and my self-blame alone would have killed me hundreds of times.

I picked up my own clothes from the floor, put them on and walked towards the closed door, and was about to open the door, but who knew that the door actually opened on its own. Outside the door stood Gao Li and Gao Yanyan. They only glanced into the room, and their faces changed in unison. My face changed, and I knew they must have misunderstood, and if I had changed, I would have thought that something unsightly had happened in this room. What scared me even more was that Gao Yanyan's face was pale, her brows were furrowed, and she screamed, and lifted her long legs, which could split half a centimeter thick stone slab.

Oh my god, who's going to book a bed for me in the hospital.