Gao Yanyan's long legs were like axes that slashed directly at my head, I instinctively took a step back, I didn't know if I tripped over something, and the whole person fell, and then rolled backwards on the spot, and by mistake actually dodged her whirlwind split empty legs. However, I am not happy at all, as the so-called "whirlwind splits empty legs", that is, it should continue to fight until the opponent can not get up. More than a year ago, I accompanied her to buy a plane ticket to Beijing, and when I came out of the civil aviation ticket office, I bumped into four hooligans. The four little hooligans began to get up when they saw that Gao Yanyan was beautiful, but before I could start talking, she rolled her legs like a windmill and instantly swept the four little hooligans to the ground, and one of them was directly beaten unconscious. I was stupid at the time, I've seen violent women, but it's the first time I've seen a beautiful woman who just suffocates the other party without saying a word.

I lay quietly on the ground and waited to die. Who knew that Gao Yanyan did not take advantage of the victory to pursue. I'm happy in my heart, haha, I can't do anything to my husband, it's me who hurts my body, it's you who hurts, I opened my eyes secretly proudly. After taking a closer look, my cold sweat began to bubble out again, it turned out that it was not that Gao Yanyan didn't want to kick me, it was that she was too strong just now, and the heel of her high heels pierced the wooden board on the ground, and she couldn't get out of it for the time being. Well, if this kick really hits me, I don't think there is any part of my body that is stronger than the plank on the ground, and I may only be able to use one hand to handjob for the rest of my life. Hold on, you don't want her to pull out her high heels until she's angry. The Adversary was trapped, but the perfect moment for me to escape, as I was about to get up from the ground and slip away, a large round object fell from the sky and pressed firmly against me. I was like an ant under the piledriver, easily crushed into pulp, I felt like I was about to incontinent, and the qi in my lungs only went out, and never came in.

"Colliers, you bastard!" I gritted my teeth word by word, cursing at this solid ball of meat that was pressing against me.

"I'm a bastard, you're a brute! My sister is only eighteen, and I treat you as a brother, and you actually do such a thing that is not as good as a beast. I will make you a eunuch today, lest you go out and endanger the world. Colliers lowered my chin with a fat elbow, making it impossible for me to speak.

"It's okay to make all his bones in two and let him lie in the hospital for ten and a half years." Gao Yanyan fanned the flames while pulling out her high heels. I really can't say it now, auntie, don't pour oil into the hot pot. I'm going to die without a place to bury.

At this time, there was a commotion on the bed, and Gao Li woke up. Come to think of it, two madmen were arguing around to dismember my five horses, and Gao Li had just woken up, so there was no reason why he could still sleep. When Collier saw that his sister was awake, he said to her directly, "Sister." Did Guo Yi bully you last night? Don't be afraid, my brother will call the shots for you. ”

Golly rubbed her eyes, then widened her eyes as Colliers pressed me, and of course saw me slap her eyes. Seeing that she understood a little, I felt a little relieved in my heart, I can't speak now, Gao Li Bingxue must know what I want her to say.

Sure enough, Gao Li showed an anxious expression, casually found a quick blanket to wrap her body, jumped off the bed, and said to Gao Li: "Brother, don't mess around." I was willing to do it last night, and it has nothing to do with Brother Guo Yi. ”

I don't have anything to do with your mother. As soon as I heard that, my head exploded. Gao Li, didn't you make it clear that you would send me to the western sky? What you want has nothing to do with me. You just said that nothing happened last night, don't you have to do it? It's completely getting more and more confused.

"Guo Yi, for the sake of us being brothers, I'll give you two ways to go." Gao Li's face changed visibly when he heard his sister's words, "First, leave your right hand and your little JJ; Second, take 300,000 bride price and get my sister Ming Media to get married. Otherwise, you're going to have to die here today. ”

I really wanted to punch him and say to him, "Marry my mother!" ”

"No way!" At this time, Gao Yanyan had already pulled out her shoes, and she hurriedly walked over, "NPC, Guo Yi can't marry your sister." ”

"Why? My sister has slept with him, will any other man still want him? Only if he marries my sister will my sister have a place for the rest of her life. It's for my sister's sake that he's a little bit interesting to him, otherwise he'll be the first to go. Colliers explained resentfully, his strength getting heavier.

"Guo Yi, he's my ......"

I couldn't stand it anymore, these two madmen were going to beat me up without asking, and the most infuriating thing was that Gorie seemed to have a problem with her IQ and didn't understand the importance of getting straight to the point. I pushed Gao Li away with all my strength and roared loudly: "Heaven and earth conscience, nothing happened to me and your sister yesterday. When I woke up in the morning, my pants were untouched. Don't believe you can ask your sister. I'm gone. ”

My roar on the ground had a shocking effect, shaking them out of the illusion that they were going to use me on the ten tortures of the Manchus.

"Really?" Gao Yanyan asked, tilting her head to look at me.

"Really?" Colliers asked her sister as she lay on the ground, panting.

"Yes." Golly nodded.

"Damn, why didn't you say it earlier. What do you say that 'I was willing last night, and it has nothing to do with Brother Guo Yi'? Gao Li looked like he was going to be angry, and he seemed to be angry.

"That's right." Gao Li said to us, "Yesterday was the weekend, and when I came back from school from my evening self-study, I found you and this sister lying in the living room, while Guo Yi's brother was lying in my room, with a strange smell. I'm guessing you're all drunk until you're drunk. I can't move you with all my strength, brother, and the door of your bedroom is locked, and I can't find the key, and I can't sleep without my own bed. So, I slept with Guo Yi's brother. It was completely voluntary, no one forced me. ”

"Did you hear that? Did you hear that? I angrily held out my middle finger at Colliers while shouting at him.

"Then why are you naked in the morning? If you just had something on you, I wouldn't have thought about it that way. Colliers tried to make a final struggle.

"I've always wondered why you like to drink so much, so I took a bite yesterday while you were both asleep, and it turned out to be spicy and hot. I remember sleeping in pajamas, probably too hot to take them off. However, I was a little dizzy and I don't remember it very clearly. I did, I promised Guo Yi never touched me, on the contrary, I used him as a teddy bear and pillow all night. ”

"Nothing is the best, hum, otherwise ......" Gao Yanyan sneered maliciously on the side.

"This sister is so beautiful," Gao Li's sycophancy revealed a little bit of Gao's genes, "Are you my brother's friend?" It looks like I've seen you somewhere before. ”

"I'm Gao Yanyan, and I came to your rental house on Zhoushan East Road a year and a half ago."

"Oh, it turned out to be Sister Gao Yanyan......" The two women went to chat intimately, as if nothing had happened just now.

"Did you really do nothing last night?" Colliers asked me, but it was a very different tone from the beginning.

I've been asked impatiently, "Trust me, it didn't happen yesterday." Lie that you are a turtle son. ”

Colliers put his arms around my neck and put his mouth on my ear: "I can see that my sister has a crush on you. You've got SADDY, though. Find a time, you and my sister can make it clear. I nodded at Gao Li, I am not interested in a Lori-like little girl, Gao Li is just a sister in my eyes.

At this time, my phone screamed hoarsely. I saw that it was the boss of the company and hurriedly picked it up. Before he could reach his ear, he rushed out on the other end of the phone with a wild scolding: "Guo Yi, you birdman, where did you fly again?" Come to work for me, the sun is over the time to scare your ass. In 5 minutes, you don't appear in front of my eyes, and you can ask God for this month's bonus. Do you have to be a turtle son with two sticks before you can give me a serious point? ”

5 minutes? I don't have enough time to. I said directly to my boss, "Boss, I saw eighteen African gorillas driving tanks to your house." Report complete. ”

"Let's go to your house." The boss was so teased by me, and his anger disappeared a lot. Actually, the boss of our company, Tang Tian, is a very good person, but he is an anxious person, and he likes to scold people in a hurry. Tang Tian said on the phone: "Guo Yi, how many times have you been late this month?" Although you are very reliable, but the company has a system, I have no opinion on you, but it doesn't mean that others have no opinion on you. There are too many people who have opinions, and although no one tells me, the impact is always bad. You can sell me face and give me a decent life for a while. ”

Something suddenly went through my head and I said to my boss, "I see." However, a friend has been visiting me these days, and he has brought me some top-secret information about the game "Divine Realm", which has the largest market share, and I promise that if it is put on our website, the IP and PV will go up a notch. ”

"Are you sure? "The Divine Realm" is very mysterious, and now there is no big new news in the world except for some basic news that everyone knows. ”

"My information is about unopened areas, let it out with absolute fire. Are you still not at ease about me Guo Yi doing things? If you really can't do it, you just tell the people in the company that I went to Beijing on a business trip to do a special feature on "The Divine Realm". ”

Tang Tian hesitated for a moment, then sighed: "I really can't help you." If your message doesn't increase our traffic by 5%, I'll use your monthly bonus to improve everyone's food. ”

"Huh." I knew that Tang Tian said this to mean that he had agreed, so he laughed and hung up the phone.

Slipping the phone into my pocket, I noticed that Colliers was looking at me with slanted eyes. I knew what I had just said about unopened areas and stuff, and it made him feel like I was out of sight. Sure enough, he spoke: "DDT, the secret news is ready to be released on the Internet, why don't you tell me now and let me earn some time difference?" ”

I laughed, the NPC had gone from being a super hacker to a mercenary businessman, and I had no secrets about Colliers. So, I sorted out my thoughts and told him everything I encountered in "The Divine Realm" today.

"It can't be true." If it weren't for my own experience, I would have thought I was talking about the Book of Heaven, and I shook my head regretfully and denied it: "It's true." It's all my own experience. ”

"It's beyond my imagination, and the fact that it can sign an online game real-name exemption treaty with the government proves that it has a bit of a background. Moreover, everything that happened here is simply against the laws of computer computing. At this point, Colliers and I glanced at each other in unison, and then both grinned. We know that the other side is thinking about one thing: invading the console of the game "Divinity" to play.