Chapter 20: Seven Days Two (6)
Chapter 20: Seven Days Two (6)
I'm sorry I haven't been in a good mood lately, so I can't really write about it.
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I watched as the huge golden castle slowly disappeared into the horizon with a deafening sound, and the moon in the sky was creeping up to the very top of the black night sky.
"Odysseus of the Divinity." I chuckled dryly, and held my fingers around the shiny gold-colored card, on which the clown in the top hat grinned at the void with a scepter in his hand. I gently flipped the cards over, and there were broken fences that looked like matchsticks on one side. Misu told me about the old demonic scripts of the time, which in human terms meant that all roads lead to Alcatraz.
The King of Dawn finally threw himself into the evil camp led by Arya, and I don't know how the elves in the Holy Alliance will feel when they hear the news, but it's not surprising to think about it, the King of Dawn was expelled from the elves because of his research on forbidden magic, and now it's human nature to go against them. I didn't bother to go back to the Mage Association, so I just wrote a letter and sent a message from a pigeon to tell them the results, anyway, I had already received the next task. They have nothing to do with me in the first place, and there is no need to entangle with them anymore.
There is only one card, which means that there is only one pass to Alcatraz, does this mean that the next part of the quest can only be completed by me? I don't mind going it alone, for fear that my friends will beat their chests and complain that I have taken advantage of my good deeds and not get a piece of the pie. After fully scolding me for being addicted to my mouth, and then transferring a part of my personal assets to my own name, it seems that it is only my bad friends who have done this kind of unconscionable thing.
After all, it is still necessary to see them and explain the current situation. So, I went back to the camp where the player's army was stationed. Then I realized that my worries were unfounded......
"Do you say this card is gold?" Now his pants are clutching the gold card I just got with both hands, and gnawing at it with his two rows of yellow teeth.
"This is not a pork roll, don't gnaw on the pants so hard, okay." His short brother, the toad, grumbled angrily. Actually, I think he wants to take the place of his pants and gnaw on that gold card. Are these dwarves and rats related?
Xiao Ni looked at these two grinning living treasures with an expressionless face and asked me quietly: "Turtledove, you came out with such a card after staying in the Golden Castle for so long?" ”
"That's right, I'm going to dig up a wall tile and come back. I've never touched a whole piece of gold this size in my life. Zixu also shouted on the side.
I coughed dryly and replied solemnly, "I'm sorry, guys. I don't have the bad habit of digging into the wall. ”
"That is, how could the boss, a noble person, dig into the corner." The fleas wisely went to this side.
And the stone seemed a little disapproving: "It also depends on what kind of corner, for the sake of the face of the golden corner, it is still forgivable for occasional it." ”
"You don't know the boss." The pants jumped over very seriously, and the card stained with his saliva had fallen into the toad's bloody mouth, and the short man was really unhygienic.
He stroked his ridiculous beard and said, "Are you all fools?" Look at the boss's peerless appearance, perfect figure, superb equipment from head to tail, shocking kung fu of "God Realm", gentle and considerate character. Could such a perfect person do such a vulgar and vulgar thing as digging corners? Is it possible? Completely impossible. Even if I am blind in a hundred eyes, I can see it, and the turtledove boss will never take the initiative to dig into the corner, but stand here waiting to be dug by others. Of course, I'm not saying that the boss and a golden wall tile are worth a ......"
At first I heard it a little bit, but by the end I understood the sinister intentions of the pants. What do you mean I'm waiting to be dug up, I'm not a corner. As the current form was a bit out of control, I immediately interrupted the pant and called the stone, and kindly asked the pant if he would like the stone to help the newly finished steed digest it.
The stone covered his pants in a very thoughtful way, and dragged him down without biting. Rasil was also considerate and went down with his hapless dwarf. According to Rasil, a special horseshoe has recently been developed to effectively increase the running speed of the horse, and it can be used to go to the tester along the way. I quite democratically agreed to his request.
In the scream of his pants, the toad respectfully returned the card to my hand, of course, the disgusting saliva on it had already been wiped away. It's all out of the question, and I think it's time to leave for Alcatraz.
Please, I'm not going to be a martyr, don't look at me like this, okay?
I just felt the whistle that Misu gave me, and I put it to my mouth, but I still couldn't muster the strength to blow it. Because...... The way my unscrupulous men and friends look at me is so weird.
"Boss, you have eye droppings in the corners of your eyes."
"Well, my hair is a little messy."
"The root of the tooth and the cabbage residue."
"Didn't the boss eat raw eggs at night?"
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These discordant and particularly awkward words sounded imprinted in my heart, but they were warm feelings. I know that this is a special way for them to show their care and love, and although they have long been used to it, they still can't help but be moved.
I gave them a straight middle finger, and then in the midst of laughter, I whistled with all my might.
……
No sound...
Cheer up again ...
Still no sound ...
Use the strength of breastfeeding ...
Still no sound ...
Seeing that everyone's brows tended to wrinkle, I couldn't help but laugh three times: "Ah, the sun is so round today." ”
"Boss, it's night."
"Then the moon will be round."
"Boss, there's just a cloud floating over."
"Ah, stone, did you buy a new horse?"
……
No matter how much I try to make this whistle, it just doesn't want to cooperate. I can't help but be annoyed by this. It won't be a sincere pastime.
As the laughter around me gradually rang out, my patience came to an end. I threw the whistle directly and vigorously to the ground, and then stepped on it with all my might, while yelling, "Whistle, you." ”
This step down, but there was an unexpected situation. A shrill whistling sound nearly burst the eardrums of everyone present. I felt that someone had taken a hundred-ton sledgehammer and aimed it directly at my Heavenly Spirit Gai, and I was dizzy for a while, and even the obscene pants in front of me became several in an instant. Of course, the pants don't have any doppelgangers, and my brain must have suddenly received a huge impact, resulting in an error in vision.
The scene was chaotic, and the pants rushed directly at me with a concerned face, and he asked loudly, "Boss, are you okay?" "Unlike before, I wasn't moved at all this time, because I felt a small hand on my ass at the same time.
The trousers were soon dragged down by the little potato wringing one ear and wailing, and what was waiting for him would be a brigade of stone's horses. However, at this time, everyone's attention is not on this.
Hansen raised his head, pointed his big finger to the sky, and whispered, "Look, everyone." ”
I saw countless black dots falling from the sky, as if it was snowing. It wasn't until the black dots grew larger that I could see that it was a large flock of crows. They flapped their wings and circled noisily over the sky outside. The whole sky seemed to be covered by them.
Suddenly, one of the crows swooped down and landed firmly on my shoulder.
A familiar voice sounded in my ears: "Damn, why are you again." ”
I turned my head and couldn't help but smile, and I immediately understood what Misu meant by that old friend. Isn't this crow the gatekeeper of Alcatraz Boggs?
I he: "Oh, it's actually you, it's rude to come from afar." ”
"Young poor mouth, who gave you the black devil whistle?" Boggs gets straight to the point.
I didn't answer, I just smiled and pulled out the gold card and flashed it at Boggs.
Boggs immediately put away his impatient expression and replaced it with a respectful face, and his tone became very respectful: "It turns out that you have the Alcatraz Gold VIP membership card. ”
I slowly withdrew the cards, then ordered, "Take me to Alcatraz, I have an important mission to meet Wan." ”
"I'm going to see Lord Wan." Boggs's mung bean-sized eyes seemed to show a little trepidation. It bowed its head at me, and a flutter jumped to the ground, "Old rule, touch my ankle ring, you should know which one." ”
Of course I knew, and I reached straight into that familiar spot......
"Stupid, it's the other foot." Boggs's words were a real insult to my memory. It's a stupid person, I don't know if I secretly change its foot, and say it so loudly, it's really a shame on me.
Amid the exclamations of the crowd and the screams of some women, Cassiopia, the gatekeeper of Alcatraz, revealed her true face, a humanoid female who was two and a half meters tall, with a dark body, three small horns on her forehead, a pair of fiery red eyes, long satin-like black and shiny hair that fell to the ground, her body was so thick that she could not dissolve into a black mist, and it was impossible to tell whether she was wearing clothes or not, and four black wings stretched out from under the shoulder blades of her back towards the sky.
She slowly spread her right hand, and sure enough, the monster named Odin began to make noise again: "Oh, dear Cassian Opia, my ...... for you"
"Shut up and open the door." Boggs's real body coldly cut off the compliments that her loyal subordinates expected to be 50,000 words, and directly gave the order.
Odin playfully stopped his unnutritious sycophants and began to recite obscure spells. Then, everyone saw that the stars in the sky lit up, and a pure white Milky Way appeared in the night, and then began to rotate slowly.
"Welcome to Alcatraz, dear guest." Cassio Pia cracked her mouth and bent down towards me.