I have a cold, I have been sitting in front of the computer for a long time, and my health is very poor.

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The portal to Alcatraz had opened in front of me, and I was about to travel to the most mysterious and fascinating place in the Divine Realm, and I couldn't help but feel a little nervous. Fortunately, I have so many friends behind me to cheer me on, and those hesitations are fleeting.

"Boss, remember to bring a basket of artifacts back for everyone to play with."

"Turtle dove, let's open our eyes when we come back from fishing a cart of handsome guys."

"You're welcome to see new engineering drawings or something, 100 copies of each."

…… I didn't go to the mysterious unknown world to explore, but I took a sack of banknotes to the supermarket to make a big purchase. I had green tendons on my forehead, and I clenched my fists, and pulled a few people over casually. But thinking that everyone doesn't have much time to get along, let's leave them a more perfect back. I waved goodbye to everyone with a reluctant look, but I thought in my heart that if the itinerary went smoothly and my luck would be better, I would have to use these turtle grandsons to practice my hands if I got any overlord-level artifacts.

"Boss, you must come back safely." The pants gave me one last hug.

I rarely didn't return a head hammer to him, but gave him a warm hug, and at the same time comforted him in a low voice: "Pants, don't touch my pants, there is not a dime in them." ”

"Boss, you really want to come back safely." This time he really cried......

Turning back to take one last look at the vast crowd that had paid attention to me, I waved my hand and did not take a single gold coin with me. Just as I was about to pass through the portal, I was forced to stop my foot with a shout of "Slow" from behind.

I turned around and yelled at the owner of the voice: "Schilling, what are you doing?" If you have something to say, if you have a fart, I'm short on time. ”

As soon as I complained, my eyes were caught by something in his hand, and the hundreds of words that I was about to take a breath and spray again were directly ignored. What Schilling was holding in his hand was a card that looked exactly like the Alcatraz Pass in his bag.

Suddenly, I felt the not-so-kind eyes projected around me, and their eyes were clearly shouting the three big words "yes". I niptred these boring gazes in the bud with a glare, and at the same time, I couldn't hold back the curiosity in my heart, and asked Schilling, "Schilling, is your card also a pass to Alcatraz?" Where did you get that from? Why didn't you say it earlier? ”

Schilling smiled a little awkwardly, "This was given to me by Anvier when I completed my professional mission. At that time, she didn't say what the card was for, but she said that I would naturally understand when the time came. I thought about it for a long time and didn't come up with a reason until I saw the card in your hand just now, and I suddenly remembered. I didn't mean to hide anything from you. ”

You don't hide it or not, I am not your nanny, and it is your own business to wear underwear. All I care about is the cards. What does it mean for Ann Weier to keep such a hand?

I snatched Schilling's card directly into my hand, and at the same time took out my own card, comparing it left and right. These are two cards that are almost identical, the size, size, and thickness of the cards, as well as the patterns on both sides of the card, and even the weight in the hand can not be found at all. The only difference is that the patterns and patterns on my cards are convex, while Schilling's one is concave, and the two cards can overlap seamlessly.

When I tried to put the two cards together, I heard an "oh" sound in my ears, I shook my head and looked left and right quickly, and everyone had a "very**" expression on their faces.

"Didn't you hear Schilling say that he only realized it himself?" I pleaded in vain, but in exchange for everyone's faces, the expressions were already as if to say, "You have no silver three hundred taels since then."

In the face of these people who are full of all kinds of impure thoughts, I realize that I have just done too much. I sighed helplessly and gave the card to Boggs for a final appraisal.

Boggs was on the road a lot, and directly took the card and stuffed it into the mouth of the monster Odin who grew in her hand...... Sure enough, it's an animal, and it's direct enough.

After a while, Odin spit out the two cards and made a concluding remarks. This lady's pass is real; This man's pass is also real. Both cards are passes to Alcatraz. ”

Does a sentence have to be broken down into two sentences to be refreshing? I cursed in my heart, and at the same time began to worry about what to use to wipe the saliva off the card.

Boggs added thoughtfully: "The raised surface pattern is the emperor's card, and the concave is the queen's card. Generally speaking, the emperor card is owned by male entrants, and the queen card is only owned by female entrants, and I am a little confused why the two of you are holding the emperor card and the male is holding the queen card. However, it doesn't matter much, as anyone who owns a gold card has access to Alcatraz. Two, I can't leave my portal open for too long, or someone from the Celestial Realm will come looking for trouble. To enter Alcatraz, move fast. I'll go back to work when I'm done. ”

Why am I holding the Emperor card? Like Nellia, Misu already knew the identity of my shemale, so he gave me the emperor card. It's no wonder that I've heard that Nellia and Misu have a good relationship before, which is not difficult to understand given Nellia's open-eyed personality and her big leaky mouth. But why did Schilling take the queen card again? It is also possible that Anvier, who gave him the card, is a woman. Naturally, what she can get is the queen card, and she can only give him the queen card. But on the other hand, Misu is also a woman, how can she get the emperor card...... I think about it too much and have a headache, but I still don't want to.

I looked at Schilling holding the card in his hand and looked deep in thought, and asked tentatively, "Schilling, why don't we change the card, so that it fits the identity." ”

Schilling raised his head suddenly, then smiled: "No, the card just serves as a pass, and it can be used to enter Alcatraz." ”

I thought about it for a moment, too. It's like what diploma you need to find a job now, but in fact, those things are just a piece of waste paper after you get a job. I'm really going the extra mile again.

While I was swaying back and forth, there was no one next to me who couldn't stand it. Xiao Ni walked up directly, grabbed my shoulders and made me turn around, aiming at the portal is a push: "If you want to go, go quickly." I don't know who just complained about their precious time. He also kissed me here, and the flesh was numb. Hurry up and get on the road, die early and be reincarnated. ”

What does it mean to die early and reincarnate early, can't you be more auspicious when you speak? I also wanted to teach Xiao Ni a few words, but I didn't expect that a person who lacked virtue directly kicked me in the ass, and I fell directly into the portal.

Alcatraz, I'm here, cheering and I'm the one with tears streaming down my face. I was kicked in.

The posture of coming in was not good, and the posture of landing was really not ideal, and I heard a click, and I found that my feet had landed firmly in a stinky ditch, and my freshly wiped boots were stained again. Before I could curse, I heard a sound of wind behind my head, and before I could react, I was hit the back by something. The body lost its balance, and the whole person fell into the small pond with a mouth.

I turned my head and realized that the one who started it was Schilling, a bastard. He was sitting on my back and looked at me a little helplessly, while justifying himself, "Icardove, I didn't mean to. I entered the door and fell straight on you. ”

I threw a resentful look at him and scolded, "You have time to apologize to me, can't you get off my back first?" Fall in the stinking gutter, my clothes and pants are dirty, it's a big deal, wash it, you sit on my back, my waist is about to break. ”

As soon as Schilling heard my scolding, it dawned on him that he began to climb off my back. I said Schilling, you're usually a clever person, how can this be stupid and worse than a short-circuited computer.

I was waiting for Schilling to get off my back, and I got up to straighten my clothes, but I didn't want to see the space behind Schilling writh, and a large black thing fell straight down and pressed directly against Schilling's back.

…… My Lord God, this time my waist is really broken. I'm almost at my limit against one Schilling, and now with a demonic Boggs, that's a behemoth more than three meters tall.

"Turtledove, are you alright? Don't lie in the pond, it's dirty. Schilling looked at me with concern.

"Damn, do you think I don't know? Now it's not a question of whether I want to get up or not, it's a question of whether I have the strength to get up. I cursed loudly in my heart about how braindead Schilling was, but I couldn't make a sound in my mouth. Isn't it? The waist board is hard to make the throat ring, and my current waist board is broken, so it's strange that I can still curse loudly.

"It looks like there was a little bit of a problem with our landing." Boggs made her own assessment.

"The master is wise, it is indeed a little problem." Oddin, the monster in Boggs's hand, did not miss any opportunity to flatter him.

"I want to ...... My waist is broken, who can help. "I don't have the strength to get angry anymore, life has taught me how to face everything positively, so now instead of scolding or hitting, I use all my strength to beg these two bastards to help me get me out of this stinking gutter first.

Isn't there a saying that everything is hard at the beginning? I think my trip to Alcatraz really confirmed that old adage.