Chapter Forty-Eight: Mission Impossible
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Under the evil hand's Yinwei, Oolong reluctantly chose Mingzhe to protect himself.
I can't run, I can only move freely in my own space, but I can't go outside, which determines my tragic fate. Even though he can turn over the clouds and rain here and be powerful, it is absolutely impossible to be Ziling's opponent. If she wants to find herself out, to put it bluntly, that is, every minute, she can't hide it, this is still a conservative estimate.
I really don't know, what is worthy of Zi Ling's attention for such a flamboyant little bastard, it is really a blessing from the wind. However, for yourself, it's a catastrophe from heaven! It's tantamount to farting and smashing your heel, resulting in a, and a broken tooth, can it be even worse?!
It takes several lifetimes of non-stop doing bad things to accumulate such a deep grudge to meet such a superlative! It's nothing just to encounter it, isn't it just disgusting to the eyes and ears, the problem is that the other party is still indomitable, to disgust you for a lifetime, to ravage you for a lifetime. Oolong suddenly has a feeling that there is no love in life, it is better to die a hundred times, pure.
Doesn't it mean that good is rewarded with good and evil is rewarded with evil?
Oolong had a dark face and reluctantly made a concession, "It's not impossible for me to confess the Lord, but you have to accept my test." Pass the test, I, I'll be from you!"
These words were said through gritted teeth and in a generous tone. Listening to this tone alone, I don't know, I thought he was going to carry the explosives bag and die with the enemy. Even if the evil jun listened, he seemed to hear the desolate and lonely and compassionate taste of 'the wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return'. But...... I feel inappropriate to chew for a while, how can this word itself be like a helpless move made by a little girl for the sake of her family's life when a bully forced her to become a prostitute?
Evil Jun looked at the cute little boar and vomited...... Don't bring such a disgusting human drop.
It's another test...... He muttered and grinned, more lice don't bite and more debts don't worry, "Just say it." ”
Hearing this, Oolong's big eyes slowly bent into a half-moon shape, and the essence was wanton, which made Xie Jun shudder: What kind of moth is this guy?!
"My test is very simple, I will not let you go to the knife mountain or the sea of fire, let alone swim in the oil pot, because I know that you will not be able to do anything that is a little dangerous. In this way, for the sake of Ziling's face, I will completely put the water once, you can forget what you mean, you see how it is. ”
"Of course it couldn't be better. Evil Jun grimaced, nodding like a chicken pecking rice, but he didn't think that this piglet could be kind. Anyway, you can't really bother Ziling to help him get it done, right? He kind of understood, unless it was a whim that this girl would send a kind heart (of course, there was always some flesh and skin pain in addition to this kindness), no matter how much he begged her, he wouldn't look at it squarely. Especially this time, stealing her name, and not taking off her skin, shouldn't she burn incense and worship the Buddha to thank her ancestors?
"Just let me kiss Ziling, just take a look. He lifted a little pig's trotter and finally spoke out his ordeal with hunger.
Poof, it seemed that the sound of two bloody arrows shooting out of the air.
The most recent one, of course, is evil. Damn, this is not dangerous? This is the most dangerous thing, okay! In this case, you still let me go up the knife mountain and go down to the oil pot, even if you let me conquer the whole universe, it is not impossible, this is an impossible task at all!
He knew that the big release of water in Oolong's mouth would definitely not be simple, but he didn't expect it to be so arduous, thousands of times more difficult than Zi Ling's test, just because it involved Zi Ling!
Think about it, Lao Tzu Yushu is in the wind, a talent, a rare beautiful man in ancient times. As a result, it's not like a piece of mud, and people can pinch it as much as they want? A word that doesn't hurt or itch almost makes me die without a place to bury! I'm a mother, you're going to kill me!
In my memory, since I met Zi Ling, I counted with my fingers, and there was hardly a day that I didn't get beaten. Not long ago, it had endured more than a month of tempering, and then it was a merciless blow as dense as a storm. See, my brother is still wearing an oversized pig's head.
Evil Jun immediately broke out in a cold sweat. The woman's fierceness was still in front of her, and her soul seemed to be trembling, which was the fear of Zi Ling from her bones.
A sound farther away was the party Ziling. However, the other two did not hear it at all. One can imagine how a little piggy would react to such an impudent request. Originally, in terms of appearance, she still likes oolong very much, and she looks really likable, even with her heart and surname, she can't resist it. However, since she saw the two of them 'trick', she has completely lost her heart to this piglet.
This guy has a lot of twists in his belly! Like the evil man, he is not a good bird!
"Okay, I agreed!" Evil Jun patted his chest and immediately agreed. However, without waiting for Oolong's gratitude, he continued, "Although she is now from me, you should also know that my current strength is not enough to suppress her. So in this matter, I will cover you at most, and everything is up to you. ”
Oolong's stomach was half deflated, but he didn't completely give up, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, as long as you cover for me, it's not difficult." ”
"Deal!" Evil Jun agreed simply and thoroughly, and said in his heart, as long as this matter is done properly, he should be able to clear up the relationship. Hehe, you can't escape the palm of my hand after all!
The two pigs exchanged ears, and they both smiled obscenely, and then, Evil Jun called Zi Ling closer.
He pointed to the little pig with an innocent face, and said with a fart, "Ziling, look, this is the pattern of the Tongtian treasure plate, but it is also psychic, it is the same kind as you, do you feel very kind, do you feel a little bit of a home?"
Zi Lingqiao's face darkened, and with a wave of his hand, he gave Evil Jun a hundred and eighty slaps with a flick of his fingers, and beat him like a bamboo dragonfly, and blood and tears spilled into a sprinkler head, "You are the same kind as this pig! Your whole family is the same kind as this pig!"
After beating and scolding, he felt angry, and kicked his ass hundreds of times before stopping. I saw that this artificial pig swelled at a speed visible to the naked eye, and it didn't take long for it to grow to the point where it could be slaughtered.
The oolong on the side saw that his eyelids were cramping, his eyes were bulging, and he almost popped out, and his four legs were swinging. I didn't feel anything when I saw this thing being beaten before, and I still felt a sense of pleasure, but now, ...... I'm scared to death, it's just a slip of the tongue! It's so tough, I don't even give time to explain, just fly away!
He swallowed, not knowing what his fate would be if his plot was revealed.
Evil Jun was spitting blood and rolling his eyes, but he was already in shock. I hadn't eaten much these days, I was hungry and gnawed two grasses, and when I was thirsty, I drank a sip of water, and I was so weak that I was very weak. Now, I finally deceived the oolong, and I was just one foot away, and the joy in my heart can be imagined.
So, when he was carried away by joy, he didn't choose to speak. As a result, before he could see Ziling's reaction, he had been drawn unconscious. It's just that I feel a little strange at that moment: what's wrong with me, why did the world suddenly turn around after saying a sentence, could it be that I was hungry these days, and I seemed to be quite energetic just now.
This thing, I didn't even feel the pain, and Zi Ling's angry scolding didn't hear it and fainted. It can be seen how angry Zi Ling has become, and he stunned this thing in the first blow!
Fortunately, this aunt is very measured, otherwise if she doesn't break his neck bone for the first time, she will definitely fan him to become deaf in both ears. Now, it's just that he has suffered a little flesh and skin.
Zi Ling smiled slightly, full of charm. I want to collude to eat my mother's tofu, I let you die very distinctively, and cry very rhythmically! Grandma is a ball, playing tricks with the old lady......
She looked down at the 'little pig pig who is not familiar with the world, pure and like a blank piece of paper', and set the 'thousands of favors' in the oolong, and her eyes were also bent into a crescent moon, revealing two shiny little tiger teeth, and said, "What a cute little pig, everyone loves it, the flowers bloom, the car sees the car, and the old lady wants to kick it when she sees it." You, come, don't you want to smack my feet, come here, pretend to be cute, you pretend well, I'll hold you in my arms, I don't need you to kiss me, I'll kiss you!"
By the end, her eyebrows had been raised. He said sharply, "You two shameless people, you are really a prodigal son, a raccoon dog, colluding, wearing a pair of pants, and a nostril of breath! You dare to even move the old lady's idea, it's really a lot of life! Your cover has been knocked out by me, what do you want?"
Oolong's fat body trembled, and his tears couldn't stop flowing, it was too fierce!"All this is the idea of this little bastard of Evil Jun, you must know everything, in fact, in fact, I am also ...... Victims!"
"Hmph, the acting skills are good, but you still ignore one point, the old lady can't rub the sand in her eyes, and if you have revenge, you will be revenge, love and hate, you just bear it!" Zi Ling didn't wait for him to finish speaking, and kicked this thing into the air......
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