Chapter 49: Lao Tzu's First Time
Evil Jun and Oolong stood in front of Shangguan Ziling, staring at each other with big eyes, seeing each other's bleakness, they couldn't help but laugh, and when they caught a glimpse of Ziling, they were like swallowing a few catties of green-headed flies alive, which was more bitter than a bitter gourd face.
At this time, what stood in front of them was not a beautiful woman, but a very strict old mother! They were two naughty little kings and eight lambs who had been taught many times.
"Do you two know what's wrong?" Zi Ling said in a majestic voice, which ...... Ahem, they really want to scream, Mom!
"We knew we were wrong. The two replied in unison and decently. If you dare to misbehave, beat you to the death and save you again, you have just suffered a lot, where do you dare to touch the mold!
"What to do?" she asked, raising a hand to hide the smile from the corner of her mouth.
Hearing this, both of them were stunned: What can be done, what can be done, you can decide everything, how dare the two of us say nothing! If we think this in our hearts but dare not say it in any case, we will definitely be charged with a great crime of disrespect when we say this, and we will directly be sentenced to death with a suspended sentence without discussion.
The two prisoners looked at each other, and the expressions in their eyes changed for a moment, from confusion and fear to lust and inwardness, and the next moment they started to move directly, of course, the two guys were in the nest. How dare you follow the beauty of Shangguan, that is simply suicide!
"You are a pervert, you don't learn well at a young age, it doesn't matter if you don't learn well, you actually learn color, it's just sex, you dare to hit the idea of Ziling girl, it's nothing to beat the idea, you still dare to put it into action, I let you not learn well, I let you not learn well!" Evil Jun gritted his teeth, almost saying a word and punching and kicking twice, so unhappy.
Bang bang bang oolong suffered no less than 100 feet in an instant, rolled on the ground n circles, humming and roaring.
"Your uncle! What kind of bird do you think you are! I'm sexual, I admit it, but I just want to kiss Fang Ze and have nothing else to think about, but what about you, you are a beast...... Woo ~ woo" He was just about to expose the evil hand's old bottom, but he was quickly knocked to the ground by the latter's hand, and said in a low voice: "Ancestor, do you dare to say this? believe it or not, if you say this, we will both suffer!"
Seeing Oolong's acquaintance, he nodded knowingly, he breathed a sigh of relief, and continued with a smile, "Let's make a bitter trick for her, as long as she is angry, this level will pass, how about it?"
"No problem, but I can't be the only one who suffers!" After speaking, he took a bite and broke the evil hand's wrist, and then rode on the latter, according to his endless stumbling on his face, and intermittently released one or two big stinky farts, which made the evil jun 'want to die'.
"Nima's turn!"
"Wow, you used so much force, I won't give you water!"
"Oops, it hurts me!"
"Woo, my nose "snort" Nima, do you want to focus on it again?!" "Damn, the point is the point, when Lao Tzu doesn't dare!............
An hour later, the two of them lay on the ground like dead dogs, continuing the war of words with a voice like mosquitoes and flies, and the original bitter meat trick evolved into a real knife and real gun hand-to-hand combat, which made the sky dark and smoky, and the stench was stinking, and Zi Ling was a burst of flesh jumping, and he retreated to the air in desperation to sweep the formation for the two.
"This oolong is originally deeply hidden, although he can only fight with the evil man by relying on the stench, but as the master of this space, he must be hiding a power that cannot be underestimated. Zi Ling saw the clue at a glance for this evenly matched ending. As for the 'what to do' just now, the situation caused by it is a bit unreasonable: forget it, what is it really like to compare with a group of juniors!
If the two bitter babies heard this, even if their noses were not crooked, they would have to spurt out a few taels of blood together. How magnanimous do you think you are, if we don't do it, we don't know how many sins we will suffer! You are a good girl, you are cheap and you are good, you say that you are angry! What a mouth full of train runners!
Anyway, though, the matter settled down. In the end, Zi Ling used the formation pattern to heal the evil jun's injuries, making the latter cry with gratitude, and his face was full of happiness. As for the oolong, it is not necessary, it is just a machine spirit, this external injury is actually the same as nothing, and when the mind moves, no trace can be left.
"Are you still waiting for me to heal your wounds?" Zi Ling's eyes froze, looking at the oolong with a salivating face and wagging his tail, as if he was waiting for himself to heal his wounds, revealing a dangerous expression.
The corners of the oolong's mouth pulled, and he didn't dare to hope for it anymore, and the little tail was rolled and stretched, and it immediately returned to its original cuteness, with a bright mane.
Goo, the evil jun rolled in his throat, swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, and was about to go crazy immediately, this turtle grandson is clearly cheating, his pain is real, this guy is clearly pretending! Especially when he saw the latter's big white eyes, he affirmed this, and hated it so much.
But...... I can't do it, but I haven't kicked it out yet.
Actually, what I just asked meant was about the Oolong confession. Zi Ling said.
Poof, poof, the two of them threw their heads up and fell down in unison, rolling their eyes, you, you are angry and don't pay for your life! The two of them were very angry, although they knew that she said this to make herself angry, but they couldn't help it. However, what can I do, I can only break my teeth and swallow it in my stomach, and the right to speak is not in my hands!
"Hehe, you don't have to be so excited, I know what you think, don't be shy, who doesn't have this day? I'll be in charge of you, I think I have this qualification. She smiled and continued.
I protest! Evil Jun shouted loudly in his heart, you are violating human rights, and you dare to distort our will in this way...... What kind of bullshit are you, and I'm not marrying a wife, why are you talking so disgusting...... Well, your cheekiness has me once again taught.
For this, Xie Jun had to put on a shy attitude of being a daughter to be married to disgust her, didn't he say that everyone has this day? Come on, I don't think this day is too far away from you!
As for Oolong, he couldn't raise the fighting spirit to resist at all when he was disheartened, and he couldn't escape, so he left it to fate! In fact, in his heart, he also felt that he was not at a loss, and he was still a little excited. He can't remember how many years he has been alone, but now he finally sees a person who can open him and feel him, and finally he doesn't have to face this empty world alone, and, hehe, feelings can be cultivated, such a beauty, it's really pleasing to the eye.
However, it is necessary to have at least some reserve, otherwise it will be a great loss to treat Lao Tzu as a stall? It must be known that the harder it is to gain, the more it is cherished, and this is a common disease of people. And Ziling and other gods are attached to him......
Alas, if you can incarnate into a real creature...... Tsk, he is a little confused, don't doubt that his two peach blossom eyes have betrayed him.
Seeing the changing expressions of the two, Zi Ling let out a sigh, "Two idiots!"
After speaking, his eyes froze, and his slender jade hand kept changing and pinching, directly controlling the bodies of the two. At this time, their bodies are no longer under their own control, but their senses are becoming more and more acute.
Two pairs of eyes with 'love' and 'strong affection' look at each other, like a pair of 'stealing' lovers, in their eyes, each other's bodies continue to magnify, and the next moment, their eyes are cracked! A human mouth, a pair of pig lips are fiercely imprinted on each other! The breath between each other, at that moment, water and milk blend.
Heartbeat accelerated, almost bursting out of the body, breathing rapidly, swallowing each other's breath......
'Happiness' came so suddenly, they couldn't help but shed tears of 'happiness'. This is just the beginning, though...... Three minutes later, Xie Jun watched as he handed out his tongue, gently opened the two rows of white pig teeth opposite, sucked it, and the loach generally slipped in, and then, the tip of the tongue hurt, a touch of fishy sweetness diffused, and the bodies of a person and a pig trembled at the same time, and there seemed to be some kind of subtle connection between them, which was very ethereal and real. At this moment, the feeling is like this: the evil jun is an oolong, and the oolong is also an evil jun. This seems to be the blending of spirits.
Could it be that the mark has been successful? There was no joy in the eyes of the evil man, but he was roaring, is there only one way, this is definitely Zi Ling's revenge! Harm others will end up harming yourself......
This is Lao Tzu's first time! Lao Tzu is going to become a monk!
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