Chapter 147: Humorous Sister Liu
In order to pretend to be more realistic, Scarface can only rely on Sister Liu to pretend to go up with difficulty. Sister Liu's plump part kept squeezing Scarface's arm, making Scarface feel strange.
Since late November, it has been more than 20 days now, Xie Meng has been on a business trip, and he hasn't come to talk to him yet, so Scarface has accumulated a lot more.
Although he didn't dare to think anything wrong about Sister Liu now, he didn't care about the physiological reactions, and the reactions that should have started quickly kicked in.
“402? Where's the key? Sister Liu asked, looking for the key on Scarface's body.
Scarface and Zhu Jiahua decided to play ball first, so Scarface down jacket is a sportswear.
Sister Liu didn't find the key in the scarface down jacket, so she looked for it directly in her trouser pocket, and inadvertently touched something outside her trouser pocket.
Sister Liu's movements were obviously sluggish, but Scarface was still pretending to be drunk at the time, as if she hadn't noticed anything abnormal.
Indeed, he didn't feel anything abnormal, thinking that it was just that the key was not good to pull out.
As soon as Scarface entered the house, he thanked Sister Liu in a slurred manner, and then ran to the toilet.
He wanted to pretend to be the last time, pretending to vomit, but he didn't.
Sister Liu brought him a glass of water and asked him to rinse his mouth, Scarface went back to the bedroom and lay down, thanked Sister Liu again, and asked Sister Liu to bring the door when she went out.
When Sister Liu was eating, she also drank a lot of drinks, and she was also a little anxious to urinate in this toss, and the thing she touched just now made her feel strange in her heart.
She didn't close the toilet door, sat directly on the toilet, and began to solve it slowly.
Scarface was lying on the bed, waiting for Sister Liu to leave, and then officially going to sleep, when he heard the boos in the toilet, it became even hotter.
Listening to the sound of Sister Liu flushing the toilet, she could only pretend to be asleep first. Sister Liu glanced at Scarface lying on the bed, saw the scene, and suddenly felt that this guy was pretending to be drunk.
Besides, she was also very curious about Scarface's situation and wanted to actually check it out, so she walked over and shouted twice, Xiao Lu, Xiao Lu, I'm leaving, cover the quilt and sleep, don't catch a cold.
Seeing that Scarface was still pretending to be asleep, he ignored her. If you want to play this with my mother, you're still a little tender.
So he walked over and directly helped Scarface undress, and pulled the quilt to the side, pretending to cover him with the quilt.
Scarface thought to herself, this Sister Liu is obviously too concerned, but if she stops it at this time, she won't give up her efforts.
Continue to pretend to sleep, it's really a bit difficult to pretend, and in hesitation, the sweatpants and underwear have been completely stripped from the body.
Immediately afterwards, the upper body was also peeled off, and after feeling that Sister Liu was covered with a quilt on his body, Scarface relaxed slightly.
But he could feel from Sister Liu's slightly heavy breathing that Sister Liu was looking at his face.
He thought that Sister Liu would leave after standing for a while, so he didn't dare to open his eyes, and then he heard the sound of squirming and undressing, so he didn't have to guess that Sister Liu was disarming herself.
At this time, Scarface probably guessed Sister Liu's intentions, but he couldn't believe it. Do you keep pretending, or let things go ahead?
Before he could make a decision, he felt the quilt be lifted aside again, and then the last restraints were removed from his body.
Of course, Scarface hadn't decided what to do yet, but he lifted himself up to make the process go faster.
When Scarface's restraints were completely freed, Scarface felt that Sister Liu, like Zhu Jiahui, also liked the 69 style as the starting move.
It seems that they all learned the technique from a set of textbooks, and most of the teaching CDs use this as a starting move.
Without waiting for Scarface to react, Sister Liu had already started to work with a whining. Sister Liu is obviously more familiar with this trick and seems to use it often.
Thinking of Commander Du's huge general belly, Scarface thought, this trick is the most suitable for the two of them.
Scarface opened his eyes and saw the mountains a few centimeters away swaying slightly in front of him, and saw the stunning scenery in the canyon.
The twilight is vast and pine, and the chaotic clouds are still calm. Born in a fairy cave, the infinite scenery is in the dangerous peak.
"You big liar, cunning and cunning, why don't you pretend." Sister Liu glanced back at Scarface and asked with a smile.
Scarface didn't speak, just continued to explore in the canyon, and also increased his strength slightly, responding to Sister Liu.
At this time, he had no other worries in his heart, and he didn't think that this person was still the wife of a social person, only the beautiful scenery in front of him.
Sister Liu was about to turn around and was fixed by Scarface's hands, slowly pushing the two mountains into the distance. Sister Liu immediately understood the meaning.
"Cunning and cunning, big liar, I also like Zhang Guolao to ride a donkey." After speaking, he followed Scarface's intentions and proceeded to the next step.
Scarface looked at his body, little by little it was swallowed up by the valley, and the feeling of comfort spread throughout his body again.
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"Yours, your conscience is greatly broken, why isn't it over yet?" Sister Liu said intermittently, wrapping her arms around Scarface's neck, bringing Scarface closer to her.
"After drinking, this sensitivity decreases." Scarface also felt a little tired, gasping for breath. At the same time, following Sister Liu's intentions, he brought his body closer to Sister Liu.
"Uh-huh, like a little bull, hurry up, ah. My sister is not feeling well. Sister Liu began to bite Scarface's earlobe and touch Scarface's facial features with her tongue.
At this time, Sister Liu's phone rang, and this was the second time she had called. When she called just now, Sister Liu was still in a complete blur, so she didn't answer.
Now he was weak, and he was paralyzed there, waiting for Scarface to end. I fumbled with one hand and picked up the phone from the bedside table, and saw that it was Commander Du's.
"It's bad, it won't be Lao Du going home." Sister Liu recovered immediately. When Scarface heard this, he also nervous for a while, and ended the fight.
Sister Liu pushed Scarface's head to the side, adjusted her breathing, and pretended to be lazy to pick up the phone: "Hey." ”
"Why did it take so long to answer the phone? Where? Lao Du's voice came from the other end of the phone, and Scarface wanted to get up and leave, so as not to be heard breathing.
Sister Liu felt that Scarface's work was still the last bit to be completed, so she put one hand around Scarface's head and didn't let it move, while saying, "Ah." I was doing a pedicure at the Golden Sun Foot Bath and I just fell asleep. ”
"Oh. Did Xiao Lu send it back? He drank too much, it's okay. Scarface hears that people are still caring about him, and he is taking care of his wife in a different way.
Suddenly a little remorseful, I wanted to leave slowly again, but I was gently pressed by Sister Liu, and I didn't dare to move again.
Sister Liu may feel that she is pressed like this, and her speech is a little unnatural, and the two of them are reversed as soon as she turns over. said, "Hmm. It shouldn't be too much of a problem, I put him at the gate of the community and watched him go, it seemed to be much better. ”
At this time, the two of them were already breathing normally, watching Scarface cooperate so obediently, after speaking, he stretched out his tongue, licked the tip of Scarface's nose, raised his eyebrows, and his eyes were full of pride.
"That's good, I didn't send it upstairs, don't knock it again." The other end of the phone said with concern.
"Then I'll send him to bed, really." Sister Liu felt that all the work of Scarface had been completed, so as she spoke, she raised her body and heard a "pop", which scared Sister Liu.
"Don't drink red wine for pedicures. Go to bed early, stop driving, and get some rest. I have to hurry back, make a phone call at halftime, people should be in a hurry. After saying that, I heard the phone call from the other side.
"Yours has a great bad conscience. Let people care about you, but you are stealing other people's pots. She pressed against Scarface again, smiling.
When Sister Liu was eating, she heard everyone say that Scarface was good in Japanese, so she always learned the tone of the Japanese devil on TV and joked with Scarface.
Scarface was stimulated by this scene, and the fire that had just been extinguished showed signs of going on.
Sister Liu also felt Scarface's reaction, and hurriedly left Scarface's side, and said in some surprise: "You're too scary, why do you want to come." “
Scarface felt more and more that Sister Liu was cute and wanted to joke with her, so he hugged her and didn't let her run, saying, "It's not over just now." Let's move on. “
"Alright, you can spare me. I don't have that sin anymore. You're a cultural person, so my sister asked you to guess a riddle. Sister Liu grabbed Scarface with her hand and didn't let him move indiscriminately.
"Hmm." Scarface didn't want to go on endlessly, so he kept walking up and down with his hands and agreed.
"The cave room spends candle night. Three characters in the Water Margin. “
"Cut. It's so simple, I've heard it before. But when it comes to me, it's two, not the third. “
"It's three."
"Two. Which three do you say. “
"Cunning and cunning, I don't know if I'm humble, Shi Jin, Song Jiang, Ruan Xiaoer, isn't it."
"See for yourself, is it three, and where is the third."
"You can't feed the calf, you fool, just now."
"I'll tell you a story."
"Okay. It's definitely about this, it's not well spoken, it's dead, it's dead. “
"There was an emperor who went to inspect the temple and had a temporary idea to see if these monks were pure and unmoved by women. So he asked the monks to take off their clothes and sit there cross-legged, each with a drum in his arms.
Then, let some beautiful palace maids come and dance all kinds of provocative dances. The palace maids all scratched their heads one by one in front of several monks, and made all kinds of seductive movements.
The young little monks were all young monks, and when they saw the palace maid approaching them, the drum in their arms rang loudly. Only a seventy or eighty-year-old monk remained unmoved, and after the drum in his arms had been popped, it never sounded again.
In the end, Emperor Long Yan Dayue said, you see that you are young, but you still don't have enough concentration, and you have to continue to learn from the old monks.
So the drum was withdrawn, and an inspection found that the little monk's drum was intact, and the old monk's drum had broken a big hole.
The emperor smiled and said, look, even a high-ranking monk can't resist the temptation of beauty, let alone us ordinary people. “
"Stinky boy, is my sister beautiful?" Sister Liu asked
"Hmm. People love each other, flowers bloom, and the Buddha is in a daze when he sees it. You said that you have had children for many years, why do you still feel like a little girl? Scarface complimented him sensually.
"Cut, flim tongue. Comfortable, you can see his big belly that it takes a lot of effort to collapse. It's been five or six years, and the pot hasn't been used, and it's almost rusty to death.
The soup and water are all in his mouth, and he likes to torture people like that, and I hate that bastard to death. Sister Liu said
"It's really a tyrannical thing, this is a huge waste of resources, drought death, waterlogging death." Scarface said.
"Isn't it, let's balance it in the future, help each other, hehe, you, cunning."
"That's not okay, I never do this kind of thing with a married woman, I can't destroy other people's families. I was drunk today, so I didn't grasp it. “
"I didn't let you destroy the family, think. If you are disobedient, I will tell Lao Du that you are the one who is me. “
"Sister, you can't do this, I didn't offend you."
"If you don't listen to your sister, you are offended. Don't worry, my sister is not the kind of person who has no sense of proportion, come and sleep with my sister in your arms, aren't you still going to work tomorrow. “
"You're not leaving."
"Oh. When you're done with comfort, you'll drive people away, people. How can I drive if I have no energy in my body and my legs are weak? What should I do if I get into a car accident? Your conscience is greatly broken, and you sleep like this today. “
"Hey. This is another evil, and I can't afford to provoke anyone. “
"Take your arms away, I'll pee."
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"When you first arrived, the peeing was dripping, a bit of a whistling sound. What a fuss just now, like pouring water. “
"You're a bastard, it's not all because of you."
"What does this have to do with me."
"Then I'll tell you another story."
"Why do you have so many stories?"
"Sister, no one has been talking for a while for many years, and I'm happy today."
"Hmm. Then you can talk about it. “
"After the two calves got married, a few days later the heifer fell in love with another elephant, so he married the elephant again.
After a while, I felt that it was still suitable for Wagyu to live, so I came back to find the little bull.
When it was done, Heifer asked the bull if you said I had changed. The little bull said, "You've grown up." “
"Oh. Understood, so that's the case, yours, flower girl work. “
"Don't move around, and don't cut your nails."
"I just wanted to check it out."
"Don't talk nonsense, let you go to bed and go to bed quickly."
"Hey. What a collapse is this, I can't afford to provoke anyone. “
"If you can't provoke it, you can't hide, just accept your fate, and when my sister's strength passes, you will be free."
The two talked about some other things, and Scarface knew that Sister Liu was Liu Naiyuan's aunt. As soon as he graduated from the technical school at the age of eighteen, he was taken by Commander Du, who was already a little accomplished at that time, and then got into bed.
Sister Liu is Commander Du's third legal wife, in terms of appearance, the previous two are very good, and they are divorced when they get tired of playing.
Commander Du not only has this logistics company, but also partners with others to do building materials and decoration business. But it is not for individuals, and the customers are mainly factories in the development zone.
This man was very handsome when he was young, but he also had a ruthless spirit and a lot of eyes. I like to call people brothers.,But I don't have a heart for anyone.,Including my wife.。
Now I have a good relationship with Sister Liu, because he doesn't have too many needs in that area over the years, and occasionally, Sister Liu helps him in the way she just did.
Because it is difficult to complete normal work according to the traditional way, I still feel sorry for Sister Liu.
In Sister Liu's words, she has been paralyzed for many years, and it was easy to stand up, but before she could enter the door, she lay down on the ground again, and the soup and water spilled out.
Sister Liu has always disliked a social person like him, but there is no way, once she is selected by this kind of person, her family and herself can't get rid of it, so she can only make compromises.
When she first opened her own fitness and beauty center, there would be some muscular men who went to the gym to seduce her, but after Commander Du found out, he found a few people to teach her a few harshly, and this kind of thing never happened again.
Now the child is twelve years old and is often sent to his grandmother's house. Sister Liu's daily work is to go to her own fitness and beauty center for fitness, yoga, and beauty.
So she also lives a very comfortable life, and she doesn't want to change her current good life at will. She is also impulsive today, she has not been exposed to this age for so many years, and if the environment allows, accidents are inevitable.