How do you become famous?

There are many ways to do this, whether it's making exaggerated behaviors, eating what others don't dare to eat, drinking what others don't dare to drink, or relying on your own skills to make jaw-dropping works, you can become famous.

As long as your sense of existence is not zero, then even if ordinary people want to be famous, it is not a difficult thing. Of course, it's one thing to be famous, and it's another thing to be able to maintain one's fame.

Many people may be able to be thrust into the limelight with momentary shocking words or strange behaviors, but often after ten and a half days, people forget about them.

After all, it's just a fun, you can only be happy for a while, and you have to expect a fun person to laugh for a lifetime, that's impossible.

No matter how funny a joke is, after listening to it dozens or hundreds of times, if someone can still laugh it, then there is a good chance that his memory is declining.

So, it's really easy to become famous.

is like a cat agent, with his superb acting skills, impeccable special effects, and good luck, he was forwarded by an actor, and then rubbed the popularity of a big coffee, and now this popularity is like a Dapeng bird, Dapeng rises with the wind one day and soars to 90,000 miles.

It's on fire! Although everyone who is not a fire is well known, it is also well-known in Xunbo, which is an acre and a third of land. And this is just the beginning, and as the number of people who retweet increases, the popularity will further explode.

Some companies with a keen sense of smell have begun to prepare to poach people, and if this works well, it will be a cash cow!

……

When Wujizun came back from filming the material, he turned on his mobile phone and entered Xunbo to check, mainly to see if there was any income.

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"Ness." Wuji Zun smiled slightly, as expected, everything was under control.

"Money, it's really rich!"

"One, five, six, five, how many small dried fish can you buy here?"

"Demon Meow Cow β!"

"I'd like to call you the strongest!"

"But how do you turn money into dried fish? If you buy it brightly, I'm afraid you'll be arrested and studied. ”

As the meows spoke, Wuji Zun directly opened the online mall in his mobile phone, and then replaced the original address and located it to the containment station.

Then he directly ordered the fastest and most expensive cat food, a bag of one pound for one hundred and fifteen! In addition to cat food and dried fish, there are also various meats, fish, seasonings, mineral water, lighters, iron plates and other daily necessities and cat clothing.

All of these are claimed to be delivered within two hours.

After doing all this, he got up and found a few scrap iron shells and cardboard, and then quietly walked to the outside of the containment station, under the big tree, and began to set up a temporary courier storage point.

It's a quiet place and it's rarely visited, so you don't have to worry about being seen building a house.

Ten minutes later, the house was built. It looks like a simple kennel that can accommodate an adult Alaskan and is not crowded, so it's okay to put some couriers.

Before the courier arrived, he returned to his temporary residence, opened his notebook, found a very popular station, created an author number, and prepared to write something.

But after thinking about it, no, he's just a demon, and he came out to dig a pit for the host, not to pave the way for it! If you really write a little more, in case it becomes popular, wouldn't the host, the little kitten, have to lie down and make money? How can this work!

Agent Cat has already made money, and when he spends most of it and enjoys a luxurious life, he leaves all the mess to the host, so that there is no negativity?

Oh roar, want a life of luxury and corruption? That's self-reliant like me, but I know you can't do it!

Wuji Zun had already thought that in the future, the host would try to imitate him, but he never got the essentials, and in the end, he could only use negative emotions to get a nest head from him every day to live.

Ah, I'm such an evil demon~

Thinking of this, Wuji Zun closed his notebook and went to the courier storage point.

"Haven't you arrived yet?"

"I'm so hungry~"

"Heart Demon Meow, you open the online mall and search for delicious food, we can't eat it now, so let's have a good time."

"Are you stupid to eat meow, this will be more and more hungry meow!"

"What's the matter, meow, anyway, the express will arrive soon, let's charge up a wave first, and it will be delicious when the time comes!"

"Meow, it seems to make sense......"

For the shouting of the meows in his mind, Wuji Zun thought about it, opened his phone, and searched for the food in the mall. He feels that he can't eat it, and negative emotions should be born, which has nothing to do with the will, this is the body's instinctive reaction, even if the will is strong, he will only say no, but he desperately wants it in his heart.

Sure enough, when a food that looks very tempting to cats is opened, opened in the introductory video, looking at the cats eaten in the video with relish, everyone is drooling.

"I want to eat, I want to eat!"

"Buy, buy, buy, I want meow!"

"Heart Demon Meow, place another order, it looks delicious."

“……”

Meow's negative emotions +25+30......

When we focus our attention in one place, we find that time flies.

"Lalala?~" The mobile phone ringtone sounded melodious music, there was an incoming call, and when I looked at it, it was marked as a courier.

Wujizun immediately answered the phone and made a human voice, "It's here, I'm not here...... You put it on the east side of the gate, at the end of the road, under a big tree, there should be a cat there, you can put it there, thank you. ”

After answering the phone, Wuji Zun casually attached a magic to himself, and the effect was that everyone who saw him within five minutes thought he was a gray cat.

Soon, the sound of a vehicle approaching came. Wu Jizun muted the phone, threw it outside, and leaned against the phone.

An electric tricycle drove to the end of the road, and a delivery boy in a red uniform stepped out of the car, saw a large tree at a glance, and then found a simple hut under the tree.

"Meow~" With a cat meow, he saw the gray cat outside the house again.

"It should be here, this cat nest is so big." The little brother stepped forward and stretched out his hand to touch Wujizun, "I really envy you, I am tired and tired and still fighting for a 100-square-meter house, but you live in a single-family villa and sit on a woodland......"

Wujizun slapped him away with one paw, don't hit Lao Tzu.

"......" the courier brother scolded with a smile, "It's so stingy." ”

Subsequently, he didn't bother Wujizun who was basking in the sun much, and turned back to carry the express.

Watching the parcels being moved into the storage point, the meows screamed 'ahh

One after another couriers were put into the storage point, and the originally empty space was filled up in an instant.

"Goodbye, kitten." The courier boy waved his hand and drove away.

Wuji Zun smiled, don't worry, it will still trouble you in the next few days.