Chapter 342: The Demon's Conspiracy

One by one, the express delivery was sliced open by the sharp claws of Wujizun, revealing the packaging inside. And the cat in my mind can't wait for a long time, meowing and meowing, eager to swallow a mouthful of cat food and even a plastic bag.

"Don't rush." Seeing this, Wuji Zun of course seized the opportunity to mercilessly harvest a wave of negative emotions.

I saw him slowly and methodically unboxing, and commented on the packaging while unpacking.

"Ahhhh

"Demon Meow, did you do it on purpose?"

"I want to bite you, meow!"

"Heart Demon Meow, please receive the supernatural powers!"

“……”

Meow's Negative Emotions +99+109......

Wujizun is comfortable, this wave of operations has not been done in vain. After he had unpacked all the parcels, he still didn't start eating immediately, but went to move stones and pick up branches.

"Hey, Demon Meow, you still haven't eaten it when it's all opened? What are you meowing? ”

Meow's Negative Emotions +111......

"Of course, it's a barbecue on the stove! I don't understand this. Wuji Zun replied.

"No, meow, it's okay to barbecue later, the main thing now is to taste the taste of cat food first, don't you know that your stomach is already very hungry?" Roasted wheat shouted.

Wuji Zun smiled and said: "No, in fact, the body is not hungry, but your mind is hungry, bear with it, and invite you to eat barbecue later." ”

Meow's Negative Emotions +121......

Wujizun pushed a few large stones over, picked up a bunch of branches, and piled the stones into a stove shape, and the branches and torn express boxes were piled under the stove.

Subsequently, he dismantled the iron plate and a bottle of mineral water he bought, rinsed the iron plate with mineral water, and secretly attached a magic to make this iron plate "durable and automatically purify the dirt residue and harmful substances on it".

After all this was done, he placed the iron plate on the stove, grabbed the lighter with his little paws, and lit the confetti.

In an instant, the fire was raging under the stove.

Taking advantage of the gap between the iron plate grilling, Wuji Zun took out all the steaks, fish, and chicken he bought.

Oh, come on. So Wujizun brought the seasoning again. Well, oil is also a seasoning...... Anyway, when I bought it, I bought it according to the seasoning.

Wu Ji Zun is just a heart demon, not a human chef, but since learning to cook the heart demon 3,000 hands, he now has the experience of being a chef.

Onigiri reads a book

Pour the oil by feeling, put in the ingredients by feeling, and sprinkle with seasoning by feeling.

"Zizi~" The steak made a pleasant sound, and a rich aroma of meat spread, which made everyone hungry.

What? You say cats can't eat greasy, and seasonings, especially salt...... Ordinary cats are indeed like this, however, Roasted Wheat is a legendary Yuan-devouring beast, a magical creature hatched from an egg, if it is extremely hungry, not to mention any salty and oily things eaten by humans, even if it is a tree root turf, it can eat and digest it, if it is further cultivated, then any spirit stone and magic weapon can be swallowed in one bite.

So, there's no need to worry about it at all.

"Fragrant, so fragrant, meow, take a big bite~"

Wuji Zun said lightly: "It's not the ultimate yet." ”

A few minutes later, just as the meow was drowning Zhihai, Wuji Zun hooked the steak with his paws and blew lightly a few breaths, and a tempting aroma of meat entered his heart, fascinating the kittens and screaming.

Seeing that it was almost hanging, Wuji Zun bit down gently. For a moment, all the meows were silent, only to see a huge volcano appear in the sea of knowledge, at this moment the volcano was trembling, suddenly, with a loud noise, the crater erupted several kittens with colorful streamers, they went straight to the sky, smashed layers of steak-shaped clouds, and the little cat's face was full of happy smiles.

All kittens...... Oh, a certain system meow who is strict with himself and has a very different temperament is not like them, but lies at the foot of the volcano, quietly looking at his companion who flies into the sky.

Wuji Zun itself can't taste good or bad, this is the sorrow of the inner demon, even if he has the power to dominate the world, he still doesn't even have the humble ability to taste taste. He can only indirectly understand what it tastes like through the host's senses of food.

It's like making your own dish and having to tell you how it tastes through someone else's dictation. It's not uncomfortable, it's just ...... Envy.

Yes, Wuji Zun suddenly envied these beings now, they were so happy that they were enjoying the beauty of the material world all the time.

If I could, I would trade half of my strength for the ability to have permanent contact with the material world.

Now, through the senses of siu mai, Wu Ji Zun knew that the steak he made was not bad, and he did not reject it anyway.

Well, it's also difficult to make the Yuan Devourer picky. Basically, as long as the burn is not so bad, the Yuandevouring Beast will not pick it.

The Yuan-devouring beast is known as the best cat in the world, believe it or not, even if the shovel officer starves to death, it can still shout hunger in its mouth, but its body is whirring.

"I'm really a genius, and although I can't taste it, I can just make good dishes." Wujizun proudly tore the tender steak and swallowed it into his stomach after dividing it by two.

Next, he fried the remaining meat and fish. He wants to make these kittens eat well and eat enough, only in this way can the huge gap between the rich and the poor be reflected in the following days.

Hey, eat, eat, eat, how delicious it is now, how desperate it will be afterward.

……

A few days later, Infinite Zun released the second episode of Cat Star Agent, and then he was not going to update it again. Hehe, he's going to break off, he's going to run away with the money!

Stupid human, are you still waiting for the third episode? Dream on, never again!

When I think of many people raising their mobile phones from time to time to swipe through the newsletter to see if the cat agent has been updated, but they can't wait for the update, their faces show expressions of disappointment, anger, and helplessness, and Wu Jizun can't help but show a bright smile.

In the future, they waited and waited, day after day, month after month, year after year, and when they grew old, they would hold their young grandson with trembling hands and unwillingly admonish: "What if...... He's updated, remember to burn it to me...... Otherwise...... I won't be blind to death......"

Ah, such a scene is really sad for those who hear it, and those who see it cry. At that time, the negative emotions must be breaking through the sky.

Ah, the life of the demons is so unpretentious and evil.

"Roasted wheat, I invite you to a big meal, today we will eat Akliuli king crab, more than 3,000 one."

The evil demon is not only calculating the vast number of innocent human beings, but also not letting go of a little kitten, today's emperor crab, tomorrow's red dragon and white dragon, anyway, the big flowers, how to have fun.

The beautiful name says: There is wine today and drunk today, and tomorrow is sad.