The landline at home is calling!

I walked over and tried to take off the phone to listen, but stopped. Know who is calling this?

An Lingyan knows my landline phone number, Hua Xiangrong knows, Qi Liyan can't know?

Unless you are very familiar with it, you can only recognize Chinese characters such as "Angu", "Huagu" and "Qigu", and you have no memory of the digits of these Chinese characters for a long time.

So, what's the use of me looking at the caller ID on my landline? I don't know whose call is coming in, where can I dare to answer it?

If it was really Qi Liyan's, I said that I was not at home, but at a friend's house, how could I pick up my landline? What else would I, a shepherd boy, have to say at that time? So, I didn't answer it.

The phone rang for a long time before it stopped.

I leaned against the window and looked out, and saw Qi Liyan still leaning on the back rack of the electric car, like a statue.

I flickered - when the landline rang, I leaned close to the window and looked down at her. She wants to stay like this, instead of holding the mobile phone in her hand, indicating that the call is not from her, then she can answer it - it's not her, at most An Lingyan, at most ask me why I haven't gone yet. While urging to go out, and on the other hand, a tiger is blocking the way and can't get out, so how much more fire will it be? It's better not to know who it is.

Poked the bag of meat with my fingertips, still frozen properly, and pulled off the phone battery, and I couldn't see the hour, so I had to go into my dad's bedroom.

There is a wall clock in his house, and it looks like it's a quarter past nine, and he doesn't look at it when it thaws, but this time he knows what time it is?—— in other words, it's "white on white". Take a step back, it's just to melt through, feed the two children, what else can you do? How dare you go out?

I really have to go out, today is Father's Day, others are celebrating the holiday for your father, you are a son? What has happened?

If you don't eat breakfast, you must go to eat this lunch, and you must raise a glass to wish your father "Happy Father's Day!" How do you go out? Makeup?

Is there a woman's outfit in the house?

Thinking about it, I went to my dad's closet to rummage through it, maybe the flowers were compatible with these two women's clothes, and I don't know. However, as a result, there were only two or three pieces of underwear and panties that matched the flower (which should be hers), and there were no other clothes and accessories for makeup.

As soon as a person is deflated, the internal qi is bloated, and now I feel that the stomach is very full - what internal and external gas, I just chewed two packs of instant noodles, and drank a bowl of instant noodle soup, which swelled the dry instant noodles in the stomach, maybe 1cm cube, and suddenly became 3-5cm cube!

At this point, I can't swell anymore, and I can't stand it anymore!

Maybe it was not only the volume, but also the gas that was formed in the process of expansion, and there was a loud hiccup, and after a while, two more followed.

In a hurry, I pondered the process of these burps, imagining how they were formed in the catalysis of gastric juice, and these gases coming up were burps, and going down, they were farts.

I felt that farting was more comfortable than burping in dealing with the gases, and the hiccups were not empty, and they brought out a sour liquid that came straight to my nose. You have to go through them, get stubble, go straight to the trachea, but you can ruin it, and the downward exhaust is relatively simple.

As he spoke, he felt that there was really a gas coming down, and he was about to relax his sphincter muscles and prepare to discharge the downward gas, when there was a knock on the door!

I was shocked that all the preparations for exhaust had been temporarily stopped!

I quietly walked to the door, looked through the door mirror, and saw that it was Qi Liyan! God! How did she enter the building?!

Think about it, it's not difficult, someone in this building walked out, and she came in with her, who could stop her?

I saw that she calmed down her emotions, knocked on the door twice with the spine of her right index finger, very gently, gently, and then said something.

The security door of my house is very tight, and I can't hear what she says, but judging from the shape of her voice, she is reciting a poem, and the poem is about - in the early morning after the rain / I came to knock on the security door of your house / You are obviously in the house / But you don't make a sound / It makes me very sad......

- What bullshit poetry, more unreliable than the ballads she said!

At this time, my downward breath gushed out, making a loud simple noise.

I looked out again, and saw that she had stopped chanting, apparently listening to the sounds of the room.

The gas made by the two packets of instant noodles was arbitrarily done, and the downward gas was just discharged, and the upward gas arched up again, "gurgling" and burping twice!

I thought to myself, this is bad, this is exposed!

I hurried out of the door and tiptoed to the kitchen.

Thinking that this was the peak of exhaust gas, whether it was up or down, it was not hygienic to discharge in the kitchen, so I went to the bathroom.

I entered the bathroom, turned on the exhaust fan, and thought about it boldly this time, but it was very strange, and there was no more!

"It's safe and sound!"

At this time, I saw Shidan walking in with his crotch on his hips, craned his neck, and stared at me with small eyes.

I know it's hungry and coming early for me.

I strode with my center of gravity and went back to the kitchen - his mother's, weird, exhausted as soon as he got to the kitchen, and it was all downgas!

I hurriedly fished out the bag of meat from the basin, pinched it, and the ice shells were crushed, indicating that it was melted, so I took the bag of meat to the bathroom.

Passing by my dad's computer desk, I patted the little muduri in the flower pot, raised the bag of meat in my hand, pointed to the bathroom, and left.

When I got to the bathroom door, I looked behind me and saw Little Muduri walking down from the computer desk and walking towards me. If it walks vigorously, it means that it is hungry too.

When I entered the bathroom, I pointed to Shidan and motioned for him to lie down.

I sat on the edge of the tub and patted my thigh on the little muduri who came in, and it climbed up to my lap with a bow, stopped on my lap, craned its neck, and asked me for food.

I pinched out a piece of meat, drank it, and gave it to Little Muduri.

Then he pinched out another piece of meat and threw it to Shidan, who shook his head and took the piece of meat, but swallowed it raw without chewing it. It ate so fast that I hurriedly pinched out another piece and threw it to it, and it took it in its mouth like a dog.

When the little Muduli saw that he had eaten it twice, and that he had only eaten it once, he gave it up, and bowed to my arm, waiting to give it a second piece of meat, and in that way, if he didn't give it any more, it would make a fuss.