Chapter 96: Messing with stubble
I forgot one thing yesterday, that is, An Lingyan said that today is Father's Day, let me come to her house, and we will commemorate it.
At eight o'clock, before I got up, An Lingyan's phone called, and my landline generally didn't ring, and if it wanted to ring, it was a call from someone close to me.
The phone was loud, I went to answer the phone naked, and An Lingyan said on the phone, "Xiaohong, you haven't gotten up yet?"
"Aunt An, how do you know that I didn't get up?"
"Didn't you turn on your phone, didn't you get up? Who didn't turn on the phone first thing when they got up?"
I laughed, "I slept late yesterday, but now I sleep well, Aunt An, what's the matter?"
"Have you forgotten what I told you? Isn't it Father's Day? Yesterday, let's not talk about it, did you come to my house?"
"I ...... I remember, I'll be over in a moment. ”
"Didn't you have breakfast, did you? I have fresh meat chaos and xiaolongbao here, you can come and eat." ”
"Okay, I'll go and eat, I'll wash my face in a while, feed my two children, and I'll go." ”
"What's yours?"
"Ah, my two pets, Muduri and Shidan. ”
"Ah, it scared me!"
An Lingyan thought that I was like my father, I could make a child if I couldn't get it, at a young age, I was the father of two children, and I was really better than blue.
Putting down An Lingyan's phone, I went to open my phone first, and the text messages came one after another. The former one is strict with himself, and the time of the text message is half past ten at night, and the text message is just three words: How is it? I know what he is asking, how can I reply to him?
He can't be too straightforward, his brother-in-law is the head of the Public Security Bureau, maybe he has already given him a "means" for his communication tools, too straightforward to let people know? But I can't be too secretive, I have to tell him the result.
That's when my wisdom comes into play, and guess how I answered him—if it were you, how would you answer him? You see, I replied like this: I slept so soundly this night.
- Smart or not, wise or not? Safe and secure, no worries, I can sleep well and sleep soundly.
It's as if he cares about my sleep and my illness. Ask me how I slept, didn't I just answer him like that? Not to mention his brother-in-law, even if the CIA saw it, he couldn't be suspicious.
The next five text messages were all sent by Qi Liyan, some long and some short, all describing that she was a cow and a buffalo in her previous life, and was ridden by a shepherd boy.
There is an imaginative story about the shepherd boy flying a kite on the back of an ox, and suddenly a strong wind pulls the shepherd boy towards the head of the ox, and when the shepherd boy is about to fall from the head of the ox into the paddy field, the cow raises its head, so that the kite string becomes entangled in the horns of the ox, so that the shepherd boy does not fall off the head of the ox, and the kite is not blown away by the gust of wind. After a little test of the buffalo, it "stomped" two steps forward, but it still used its bullish strength to stop the kite pulling and stabilize its frame.
What does that mean? What did she say? That buffalo has merit?
This is the opposite of the legend she told about my dad and the white horse. The story of the white horse is that my father left a reincarnation in order to save the white horse, and this story is that the buffalo saved the shepherd boy and turned the situation around.
That shepherd boy must be insinuating me, I have to thank her for saving her life in her previous life?
If you look at what she said about her symbols in her previous life, whether they were horses, cows, or donkeys, they all had one thing in common: first, they were not human, and second, they were all relatively large and heavy animals.
What is her? Why do you keep thinking like this?
Not only the narration of her previous life, but in this world, she is also willing to compare herself with this, you see her telling me about her and my father's wilderness/cooperation, she is completely a character who bears the burden of humiliation.
Looking at the time of each text message, these five text messages, she thought about one overnight, almost every hour, and the last text message was sent at 6:40 this morning. It's a shame that I turned off my phone at night, or she'd have to mess with me all night!
It's dawn and you want to go to bed?!
It's not that cheap! After messing with people, you go to sleep? I'll mess you up too!
So, I sent her a text message back: You're talking about a male buffalo.
She immediately replied with a text message: No, it's a female buffalo.
Hey, this woman, hasn't slept all night?
Now that you've started teasing, let's keep teasing, and I sent another text message back: Male. Only the male has horns, but where does the female get the horns?
I was just teasing her, I didn't take it seriously.
We are northerners who are freezing cold, and in this day and age, we don't even see ordinary cattle, let alone buffaloes.
I think Qi Liyan is a vegetable farmer and can see cows, but she may not have seen buffaloes either. The characteristics of animals are generally the might of males, who have horns, which are fighting for mating partners, while females do not have horns. Many animals look like this, such as the Tibetan antelope, which is now on TV. Well, the buffalo has to be like this.
My text message really scared her, I waited for her for a long time, and I didn't see her reply to the text message.
I praised myself for my ingenuity! I thought to myself, there are few people as smart as I am!
Grandma Luo said that the appearance of Hun Mulu means that there must be a "real person" to be born, and I also told Grandma Luo that I am the real person. When I heard that real people had to take on so many responsibilities and almost save all mankind, it was too tiring, and I denied it again. But, as far as I'm so smart, I might have a bit of a background.
I threw my phone on the bed and started washing. The thought of me subduing such a persistent woman made me so proud that I couldn't help but whistle.
During the whistle, I thought of a meal of fresh meat wontons and xiao long bao waiting for me, and a bigger meal at noon, beckoning to me, and I was very satisfied.
Just then—I said I was in the middle of a great deal of pride—someone rang the doorbell.
I was stunned, who came to my house so early?
No, she has the key to my house, and yesterday she asked her to pick me up at the police station, and I gave her the key again, she has the key, what is she doing ringing the doorbell?
I just wanted to take off the walkie-talkie and scold her, I had an extra eye - at this time, I can see a person's wisdom - I didn't take off the walkie-talkie, but ran to the door of the building to take a look, and was surprised, Qi Liyan's bright electric motorcycle was parked downstairs!
My head swelled all at once.
Ni Ya said on the side, "This time you are scared, you are getting stubble, see what you are doing?"
"Fuck you! Lao Tzu is embarrassed, you are talking cool there!"