Chapter 702: Why don't I help you ask Scarlett for a bottle of bathwater?
On January 12, at the Staples Center, the Lakers played against the Thunder.
Du Xiaoshuai, a temperamental man who wanted to drink the bath water of the widow sister, saw the goddess widow sister he was thinking about on the sidelines, which made him suddenly feel like adding a layer of 'overlord clothes', his whole body was hot, and he shot basketballs during the warm-up, which was completely chaotic.
It wasn't until Wu Hu, who was in a white tunic, who was wearing a slim wolf tie with a standing collar, appeared and hugged the widow sister, and gave a veneer salute, which immediately made Du Xiaoshuai break the defense.
Then as soon as his brain was hot, he stepped forward and said to Wu Hu: "Hey, Tiger, I heard that your basketball is also very good, why don't we pick one up?" ”
Du Xiaoshuai just secretly sighed that there was not enough time, or he had to trick this man into the field to kill him for a while, so that he would lose face in front of the goddess.
Wu Hu looked down at his handsome tunic and leather shoes, and then looked at Du Xiaoshuai innocently, "Hey, KD, are you serious?" ”
Wu Hu didn't expect that he would hug his widowed sister, and this temperamental man would be jealous like this, as for it? I hugged mildew just now!
That's right, mildew is sitting next to the widow sister, and the husky girl is also there, two days ago, Wu Hu just took some time to make a quiet appointment with the widow sister and mildew.
After learning that Wu Hu was in the City of Angels, the husky girl also ran over, and even did not hesitate to join forces with Mildew again and made a big business with Wu Hu with hundreds of millions of shares.
As for the business with the widow sister, it was done alone, and I have to say that the widow sister's capital is still very strong, although she didn't get any benefits in business, but her mouth was very hard.
Wu Hu just asked, but Du Xiaoshuai's goddess widow sister came up and stabbed Du Xiaoshuai, "KD, your request is too rude, you are a professional player!" ”
Du Xiaoshuai secretly hated, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay! For Scarlett's sake......"
Wu Hu interrupted: "Or, let's have a midfield LOGO three-point heads-up?" ”
"......" Du Xiaoshuai glanced at Wu Hu, "Tiger, are you serious?" ”
"Of course!"
“OK! What if you lose? ”
Wu Hu smiled: "If you lose, give me the jersey you are wearing, and sign your name by the way, as well as the phrase 'you won me'." ”
"Yes!" Du Xiaoshuai frowned, but soon felt that it was impossible for him to lose to this amateur player, so he said: "However, I won't lose." The point is, what if you lose? ”
This is the self-confidence of a professional player, he doesn't believe that Wu Hu, an amateur, can compare to his professional, even if it is not sure of the LOGO three points.
"If I lose, why don't I help you ask Scarlett for a bottle of bathwater?"
When the surrounding crowd heard Wu Hu's words, they immediately burst out laughing, this is Du Xiaoshuai's amazing quote. Du Xiaoshuai was a little red from laughter, but it was not obvious.
The widow sister couldn't help but punch Wu Hu's arm, "you!" ”
Seeing this intimate little action made by the widow sister to Wu Hu, Du Xiaoshuai broke the defense again, turned around and clenched his fists and hummed softly, he had already made up his mind in his heart that he must make Wu Hu look good.
Wu Hu took off his Mao coat, revealing the white shirt inside, and then the widow sister on the side naturally took the coat in Wu Hu's hand, and the mildew on the other side was a step slower.
Wu Hu unbuttoned the cuffs of his shirt and went on the field.
The players on both sides of the field couldn't help but be a little puzzled when they saw Wu Hu playing, but they soon learned from the mouths of the people next to them that Wu Hu was going to go head-to-head with Du Xiaoshuai for three points.
I don't know if it's because of the shame, Du Xiaoshuai didn't let Wu Hu change the bet. This made everyone think that this guy really wanted Wu Hu to help him ask the widow sister for a bottle of bath water. After all, everyone didn't think that Wu Hu had the possibility of winning.
That's a LOGO three-pointer, people who play often may not be able to do it, and the stars who can easily do it can be counted on one hand.
That's what the Warriors' elementary school boy and his fraternity would do.
However, the current primary school student is not the later primary school student, and he has not done much of this kind of thing.
Thinking of this, everyone suddenly looked at the widow with great interest, and wanted to ask: Will you really give him bath water then? Ha ha......
Poor Du Xiaoshuai, Feng Dian was killed again.
Soon, the two came to the middle circle, and the live DJ who got the news also explained to the audience about the three points of the LOGO in the circle between Wu Hu and Du Xiaoshuai.
even told the bet between the two.
As soon as I heard this bet, there was a commotion at the scene, and even countless whistles were heard, and there were only some boos, and I don't know if it was Du Xiaoshuai's fan.
There were even bold male audience members who shouted on stage, "Tiger, I'm going to compete with you too, you just need to help me ask Mildew for a bottle of bath water......
Many of the people sitting next to him burst out laughing when they heard this. But I have to admire this kind of guy who is born to be socially acute, and he really dares to make any wish.
Black Mamba threw a ball at Wu Hu at this time, and said with a smile: "Tiger, don't be too serious for a while, you must help KD fulfill his dream for many years!" ”
When the players on both sides heard this, they immediately laughed.
For Du Xiaoshuai's amazing quote, everyone knows it very well. And Kobe Bryant and Du Xiaoshuai have a good relationship in private, this sentence is obviously a joke.
The turtle on the side frowned and looked at Wu Hu, a little worried about whether this guy was playing with his eldest brother's mentality. Once he gets the bath water from the widowed sister, Du Xiaoshuai will definitely become everyone's laughing stock. But if you deliberately lose, isn't it a superstar who is inferior to an amateur?
No matter how you look at it, this game is lost by his eldest brother!
At this time, Fliggy and Big Shark, who were commenting on the game, as well as Kenny, also knew the news and ridiculed Du Xiaoshuai.
The big shark is also starting to resume his commentary work today, and although his body looks much thinner than before, he seems to feel healthier.
Flying Hunter clutched his head and shouted, "Oh no! KD is about to fulfill his dream. ”
Hearing this, Kenny couldn't help but laugh.
Obviously, they felt that the bet between Wu Hu and Du Xiaoshuai was helping Du Xiaoshuai fulfill his dream of drinking the widow's sister's bathwater.
After all, that's three points for the middle circle LOGO, how can ordinary people do it.
Kenny smiled, "KD is about to fulfill his dream, what do you mean by that?" Are you envious? Want to compare yourself to Tiger too? ”
The subtext of 'you also want to drink the widow's bath water', the big shark understood it as soon as he heard it, and immediately laughed. But soon, he shook his head and said, "Charles, Kenny, you underestimate our captain too much, he's the one who will kick you to death on an empty stomach." ”
"Shaq, this is basketball, not a show on an empty stomach!" Flying Pig shook his head.
The big shark also shook his head, "No, no, no, you don't understand!" In kicking you to death on an empty stomach, there is a kind of empty stomach called a 'hidden weapon', do you know how accurate our captain's flying spear is? ”
Kenny shook his head and said, "But that's basketball!" ”
"Basketball, it can also be a hidden weapon, it's just a larger hidden weapon. If you don't believe me, do you dare to bet me? ”
"Kiss the ass of a donkey?" Kenny looked at Fliggy with a laugh and asked a little thief, "Charles, are you going to make this bet with Shaq?" You've kissed a donkey's ass once anyway. ”
"As I said, I've quit gambling, Kenny. Why don't you bet with Shaq! ”
"Nope! I know Tiger has a good flying spear, and he can use a 'flying needle'. ”
The audience who watched the commentary was a little regretful that these three guys actually stopped betting.
At this time, on the basketball court.
"Ready? KD。 Wu Hu slapped the basketball, looking for a feel, and asked Du Xiaoshuai, "One goal determines the winner, or three goals and two wins?" ”
Du Xiaoshuai said: "One person, one goal, draw and then shoot!" ”
“OK! Do you want to come first? ”
"You're an amateur, you come first!"
"Then you're welcome."
Wu Hu picked up the basketball, checked it in his hand, estimated its weight, and how far it could be thrown with much strength, and then took advantage of everyone's inattention, and passed the ball to the basket in the distance as a quarterback, and with a flick of his hand, the basketball flew out.
Phew, huh......
The basketball first smashed into the small box in the middle of the rebound, and then bounced into the net.
In the audience, there were voices such as 'Oh Sell', 'This is crazy', 'This is impossible', 'Am I dreaming', and many people hugged their heads, their eyes widened, and they showed incredible expressions.
After a long time, they came back to their senses before they gave Wu Hu a round of applause.
The mildew and widow sisters sitting in the front row were already cheering for Wu Hu.
Black Mamba and Turtle and other players also showed an incredible look, holding their heads and staring dumbfounded. Of course, some are pretended, such as Black Mamba and Da Yao.
The black mamba, who has played heads-up with Wu Hu, how could he not know how good Wu Hu's accuracy is when he throws it casually? Only when Wu Hu makes cool and handsome moves will he be inaccurate.
This is to make the power lose subtle control in order to be handsome, and if you want to change it, it is as simple as throwing more shots to let the muscles form memories.
In front of the TV, many fans also showed an incredible appearance, and then shook their heads, it must be a coincidence, it was luck, it was the blind cat that met the dead mouse.
In the commentary seat, Fliggy and Kenny also showed incredible expressions.
Suddenly, the pressure came to Du Xiaoshuai.
But as a superstar, he can still withstand this pressure.
I saw him holding the ball, slapping it a few times, then taking a deep breath, and then throwing it towards the basket in the distance, the trajectory was not crooked, and the force of the shot was a little too strong.
But it's okay, he's also playing board. So this ball......
Phew, huh......
Du Xiaoshuai clenched his fist and waved it, obviously very happy.
It can be seen that his grasp of this ball is not very big.
The audience at the scene immediately cheered, and Du Xiaoshuai still had a lot of fans.
At this time, Du Xiaoshuai looked at Wu Hu and raised his chin defiantly.
Wu Hu took a basketball thrown at him by a player, slapped it on his hand, and then another quarterback shook his hand, but this time, his force was significantly less.
Then I saw the basketball draw an arc in the air, and many people beside Wu Hu and behind him could see that the trajectory of the basketball when it flew towards the basket was very positive.
Sure enough, I heard the sound of 'swish' again.
The orange basketball goes directly through the net, and even the board is saved, what kind of power control is this? It's incredible.
In the cheers of the audience after being stunned, the flying pig in the commentary seat hugged the fat head, "Oh no! It's incredible, and the stars of the day should be glad that Tiger doesn't have the idea of playing basketball, otherwise who can stop him? ”
Kenny also sighed, "Is this really kicking you to death on an empty stomach?" It's really incredible, is he only so accurate in the middle circle, or is he accurate in the whole field? ”
The big shark laughed, "What is this? You should go and see when our captain hunts wolves, that's the magic of kicking you to death on an empty stomach. ”
At this time, the pressure came to Du Xiaoshuai again.
Then, this time, Du Xiaoshuai was inaccurate.
Sure enough, Du Xiaoshuai's first ball was a balloon.
Wu Hu laughed, took the basketball from Da Yao again, threw it casually, and threw the basketball into the net again.
Flying Pig's eyes were about to pop out, and he hugged his head, "It's crazy, at this moment, the basket is as wide as the sea in his eyes......"
Kenny is much better than Fliggy, and although it's also incredible, he's still sane, "I think all the stars in the league should be thankful that Tiger isn't a professional!" ”
The big shark crossed his waist and looked up to the sky and laughed, looking proud.
Fliggy propped his hands on the table and leaned forward, "All the league team managers, did you see that?" He's a natural top shooter, he's only 26 years old, and he's the piece of the best championship puzzle that all championship teams are missing......"
The big shark laughed and reached out to pick up the flying pig's head, "Charles, are you crazy?" Tiger is a man with 400 million dollars in two minutes, which team in the league can afford his high salary? ”
At this time, the fans at the scene were already crazy, shaking their arms and shouting, "Tiger, come one, come another ......"
As a result, the scene directly set off a wave of 'come one, come one'.
Wu Hu did not disappoint everyone, from the middle circle all the way back, two steps back to throw one, two steps back and another again, until retreat to the basket. Seeing the orange basketballs guided like missiles and smashed into the net, the scene was boiling.
On the side of the flower planter, because it was a Lakers game, there was also a live broadcast, and then the director broadcast this scene as well.
Fans who were waiting to watch the game on the Internet were also dumbfounded when they saw this scene.
After a while, the barrage dominated the screen.
"Damn! Is Fat Tiger crazy? ”
"Has anyone told me what's going on? How did Fat Tiger run away to play? ”
"Ask the same questions......
"! The Basketball Association should recruit Fat Tiger into the national team, although Fat Tiger is not a professional basketball player, as long as he is put on the court, he can throw three points! ”
"Damn! With this accuracy, Fat Tiger goes to play basketball, isn't it the finale of the league? ”
"Mom asked me why I was kneeling on the Internet......"
"Fat Tiger, don't be unprofessional, hurry up and go home to write songs and send songs!"
"Fat Tiger, this should be promoting a new song on Bald Eagle's side!"
"I really want to see Fat Tiger play professional basketball, what should I do?"
"Are you stupid to be a fat tiger?"
“……”
(End of chapter)