Chapter 703: Fake! Is Fat Tiger so unprofessional?

The scene went crazy, the Internet blew up, and the fans knelt.

Crazy, incredible, God...... and other words, all of which tell everyone how barren the words of the bald eagle people are. At this time, everyone has a feeling of 'hating less when the book is used, and buying a word to go to the world'.

When Wu Hu left the field, the scene was directly drowned out by cheers.

The reporters on the sidelines directly surrounded him and surrounded him, "Tiger, can you tell everyone why your ultra-long three-point shot is so accurate?" Any tips? ”

"Tiger, are you ready to go professional?"

"Tiger, I heard that you are not going to release an album in the future, is it because you want to enter the professional basketball world after professional boxing?"

……

Faced with all kinds of problems, Wu Hu smiled and stretched out his hand to press slightly, "Be quiet, first of all, I don't have the idea of playing, I play every day, it's too boring, it's the same as practicing martial arts before, boring, this is not the life I want." ”

"As for why I'm so accurate with my long-range three-pointers, it's very simple, just like I throw a javelin and a short spear, as long as I know where to hit the leaderboard and bounce into the net, it won't be difficult for me, it's the same as Tim's 45-degree angle......

“……”

Is it simple?

Listen, is this human talk?

When many fans heard Wu Hu's words, they were a little speechless.

can think that when this guy threw a short spear in the survival show, it seemed to be really accurate, and everyone felt that there seemed to be nothing wrong. Although Wu Hu was suspected of pretending to be compared with this, he had to admit that he was actually pretending to be it.

At this time, Du Xiaoshuai, who lost the bet, took off the clothes on his body, and then wrote the sentence 'You won me' on it with a signature pen, and signed his name by the way.

"Tiger, you've won!" Du Xiaoshuai was convinced, especially the eight ultra-long three-pointers that Wu Hu threw in later, which can even be said to be the three points of the whole game.

Such a bull, it's really a shame that he is not a professional player, otherwise ...... Just imagine, will a man who can shoot all over the field become a nightmare for all stars?

What is Jordan? No matter how fierce Jordan is, he can also defend against it.

This guy, how to prevent it?

Wu Hu smiled: "KD, do you still want Scarlett's bath water?" ”

When the reporter next to him heard this, he immediately laughed.

Du Xiaoshuai had a dark face: I can't get by, right! Can you say something else?

At this time, the black mamba walked over, squeezed away the reporter, grabbed Wu Hu's shoulders, took him directly to the side, and asked in a low voice: "Tiger, are you interested in coming to our Lakers to win a championship together?" You don't have to play in the regular season......"

Today's Black Mamba, after joining forces with Da Yao, already holds six championship rings.

So this year he plans to fight hard again and surpass the number of championship rings of basketball veterans. Although he can't surpass the old rascal's contribution to the Alliance, as long as the number of rings exceeds him, he is also eligible to be mentioned when people talk about the first in history in the future.

Although the black mamba is paranoid, he still has no face to say such a thing as a super old hooligan.

But he can't say it, the fans can say it! If you don't have a crown, you dare to say that you are a super old rascal, if you hold seven championship rings, hum!

Wu Hu smiled: "You're kidding! I'm not a player! ”

"All you need to do is register with the players' guild, then you'll be a free agent, and then we can sign you...... What do you think? Isn't it simple? ”

Quietly following behind them, Du Xiaoshuai's eyes were straight, could he still operate like this?

But when you think about it, it seems like you can! The league doesn't matter how you operate, as long as you are a member of the players' guild, you can be abolished, and as long as the team wants to, you can sign a contract.

Although the maximum salary is impossible, the basic salary can be used! You don't have to play in the regular season, just play the playoffs, and as long as this guy stops on the court, who can defend himself?

It's a super bug, hey!

Isn't that bullying?

When Wu Hu heard this, he couldn't help laughing and said, "Black Mamba, you will scare them like this." ”

As he spoke, he deliberately glanced back at Du Xiaoshuai, who was silently following them.

But when I think of being able to mix a championship ring, it will be full of topics at that time, and when I talk about this championship in the future, can I bypass him? And it can also hit the big three who are at the pinnacle, why do you suddenly have an inexplicable sense of excitement!

Of course, the Lakers still have to pass the Spurs, a powerhouse in the West.

This year's finals are a big battle between the Spurs and the Heat.

However, this is a script from another time and space, and now that the Lakers have Da Yao, as long as the Black Mamba is not injured, it is not yet known who will fight the Spurs and who will kill the deer.

Just think about it, he is a singer, actor, amateur boxer, business owner, and suddenly went to play in the NBA league, how can he feel a little nondescript!

It's too unprofessional!

Moreover, if you play in the NBA, if the national team is called up, will you go or not?

Forget it, it's better not to be too unprofessional.

"Haha, forget it, I'll sing you a song first."

The live DJ has already called Wu Hu to prepare. The warm-up players from both sides also began to return to the locker room one after another, ready to play under the roll call of the live DJ.

As soon as Wu Hu left, Du Xiaoshuai asked the black mamba, "KB, are you joking!" ”

"Hah! Who knows! ”

“……”

When the players from both sides appeared, Wu Hu appeared with the microphone, and there were two songs on the spot, one was the flower song "People Are -" in the new album, and the other was "unstoppable" used by the NBA as a war song.

The song "People Is-" allowed the audience to experience the super enjoyment of a five-D ear wrapping, and also proved Wu Hu's singing skills beyond the imagination of ordinary people.

Millions of sound repairers, does he need this kind of service?

Many on-site audiences and viewers in front of the motor were shocked by Wu Hu again.

Mildew was a little surprised, and after Wu Hu got off the stage, she said: "I thought that song was your studio masterpiece, but I didn't expect you to be so stable on the spot." ”

Wu Hu smiled evilly at her, "Underestimate me, don't you?" ”

Several people chatted in a low voice, the game started quickly, the two sides started the game, Da Yao lost the jump ball again, and in the face of the opponent, he stepped on the foot, and he didn't jump.

After the start of the game, I don't know if he was stimulated by Wu Hu, Du Xiaoshuai seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, his hands were hot, and the black mamba couldn't prevent it.

Of course, the opposing defenders can't prevent the Black Mamba, but unfortunately in comparison, the business of the Milan little blacksmith is better, and it should be non-stop after opening.

In the end, the Lakers lost by 15 points, 105:120.

After the game, the black mamba still didn't give up, and said to Wu Hu: "Look, if you are on the court today, just throw a few casually, and we will win." ”

Wu Hu was a little speechless, "Big brother, you lost fifteen points!" ”

"yes, just five three-pointers!"

“……”

All right! It's good if you're happy.

When they went to be interviewed by the media, Wu Hu had already left with the widow sister and mildew, as well as the husky girl.

Because he was surrounded by three Hollywood girls, no one would have thought that the relationship between them would be so complicated.

As they went to their widow's Hollywood quarters, Black Mamba and Da Yao, along with their Coach Brown, were interviewed by reporters.

As soon as they sat down, a reporter eagerly asked the Black Mamba, saying that you want to sign Tiger, is it true?

The Black Mamba knowingly asked, "Who said that?" ”

"KD, just now he said you want to sign Tiger and don't even need him to play in the regular season."

Black Mamba laughed: "I'm sure Tiger is definitely the best super three-point on the planet, he's the best championship puzzle, what do you think?" ”

“……”

Seemingly, it makes sense.

Da Yao sat on the sidelines and laughed, and then someone asked him about the possibility of signing Tiger.

Da Yao shook his head and smiled: "He is an actor and a singer, how can he come to play." ”

"But he's still a fighter, maybe he suddenly had a whim!"

Da Yao shook his head, "Then I don't know, you go and ask him!" ”

Then the reporter asked Coach Mike Brown if there was any possibility of signing Wu Hu?

Mike Brown laughed, "We have good chemistry right now. ”

It was a tactful refusal that made some reporters breathe a sigh of relief, such as those in Miami, San Antonio, and so on.

If you really want to sign such a three-point bug-like existence, how can the Lakers stop it? It's already difficult to deal with Da Yao on the inside, and you have to deal with the black mamba on the outside. ANOTHER BUG THAT CAN THROW ULTRA-LONG THREE POINTS IN THE WHOLE GAME, HOW TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM?

The next day, Entertainment News, Sports News, basically Wu Hu became the headlines, and the news of the Thunder's fifteen-point victory over the Lakers could only be a little later.

Wu Hu and Du Xiaoshuai's ultra-long three-point competition, Du Xiaoshuai's lifelong bath water stalk, Black Mamba invited Wu Hu to join the Lakers, and Wu Hu overturned the Staples Center...... and other news, flooding this country, making Wu Hu once again famous as a bald eagle.

And Mike Brown's words also made the coaches of other NBA teams breathe a sigh of relief. Although I haven't heard of Wu Hu having any experience in playing, as long as he can throw three points and put them on the court, he is a huge threat.

With a guy like him who can throw super long threes and is so accurate, the threat is not much less than that of superstars like Black Mamba and Da Yao.

But some fans are calling for Lakers coaches who are unwilling to sign Tiger, and the opportunity for other teams is coming. Hurry up!

After such a fuss from the fans, Wu Hu's popularity is rising again on the side of the bald eagle, and even the sales of the new album have risen again, and several English songs in the new album have been on the top ten on the Billboard again, and one of them has also topped the championship.

These foreign news were also reprinted in China, so the flower planting network suddenly became lively again, "Really fake? Fat Tiger wants to join the Lakers? ”

"Ah......h Won't I win the championship again? ”

"Fake! Is Fat Tiger so unprofessional? ”

"What do you mean by not doing your job? When Fat Tiger was boxing, didn't he also say that Fat Tiger didn't do his job one by one? The result? 400 million dollars in two minutes, hey! ”

"If you don't understand, just ask, can the NBA league be entered casually?"

"It depends on whether you have the ability to do that, and the NBA doesn't prohibit teams from signing free agents, as long as they don't have more than fifteen players."

"Having said that, with the physical strength of the fat tiger, coupled with this three-point accuracy, put him on the court, and he can run to death the opponent!"

"! Really! Just throw it on the field when the time comes. ”

"Say no more, please, the NBA will be a game of family."

"I feel like the fat tiger is a BUG-level existence everywhere! It's awesome! ”

……

Such a bullish character is in the silk hole at this time with the three spiders.

This plate has been on the market for two days, if it weren't for the agent Su Ming calling him and saying that the house was found and let him go over to take a look, he would have been a little happy.

When he returned to Beverly Hills, Aunt Diamond didn't ask him where he had been fooling around in the past two days. Because when Wu Hu left the Staples Center, he followed the three beautiful girls, and this incident has been reported.

Even the reporter who wrote the press release didn't dare to make too bold assumptions. But Aunt Meizhuan can imagine that he must have a leg with the three Yanmars.

Although she is the child's mother, she is not a real husband and wife after all, and she is not qualified to criticize Wu Hu's private life, so she just asked, "When will you return to China?" ”

Wu Hu took the little guy in her arms, kissed her, and said, "A few more days!" There is still an endorsement contract to sign with Coca-Coca. ”

"Have you ever thought about playing here?" Aunt Meizuan followed him and asked with a smile.

Wu Hu glanced at her and said with a smile: "What? Want me to stay? ”

When Aunt Meizuan heard this, she couldn't help but be silent, she did think about it, but she felt that it was a little unrealistic to think so, how could this man stay?

But she still didn't give up and asked, but she didn't ask directly.

Sure enough, the man immediately grasped the point of her question.

"There's still a mess in the country!" Wu Hu shook his head and smiled, "But don't worry, I will take the time to come here to accompany your mother and son." ”

After a pause, he added, "If you like other men......"

"Alright, you can shut up!" Aunt Mei Diamond reached out and covered his mouth, "You are the father of the child, I know what you are worried about, I can guarantee that I will not have any boyfriends until little Jackson becomes an adult." Of course, in return, you have to fulfill the responsibilities of a father when I need it......"

"For example?" Wu Hu looked at her with a scornful smile.

Aunt Diamond gave him a big slap in the face.

Wu Hu also wanted to tease her, but he saw Mei Zhuan's mother holding a bag of ingredients and bringing a woman in. That woman was Aunt Meizuan's assistant, and Wu Hu had seen her.

After all, when I was at home with Aunt Meizuan for three days and three nights, it was this assistant who sent them ingredients.

Seeing Wu Hu holding little Jackson and sitting with Aunt Meizuan, her assistant showed a look of 'sure enough' and said hello to Wu Hu with a smile.

Wu Hu handed the child to Aunt Meizuan and got up to make lunch for them.

(End of chapter)