Chapter 7: The Stingy Devil
"What do you want?"
blurted out the words, which made Jiang Yu want to strangle himself
But the words are spoken, and there is no room for regret. I don't want this face at all. Fearless, Lao Tzu never relied on his face anyway.
After Jiang Yu finished reinforcing the defense line in his heart, he instantly calmed down again. He asked again, "Say, what do you want?"
The subtle annoyance he had at the beginning was fully visible to Han Yang, and it didn't take long for him to clean up his emotions, this little classmate can.
Han Yang really didn't want anything, this was just a temporary intention to tease him, he thought for a while before smiling slightly.
"That's... I'll be handed over to you for lunch at noon today."
Jiang Yu: "........." is quite reluctant to be an old man.
Jiang Yu pushed his back molars unhappily, wanting to scold him, but remembering the murderous English teacher in the next class, Jiang Yu compromised again, and could only sign this treaty of losing power and humiliating himself. He gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll bring it to you." Today at noon only"
What does it matter, the big husband can bend and stretch. It's okay to joke once, but it's okay to come back a few times. The skin is thick and thick, and eat more large pieces of meat. Finally, under his own repeated brainwashing, Jiang Yu successfully put down the knife that wanted to slaughter Han Yang.
"Poof, deal" Han Yang showed a victorious face. Jiang Yu took the test paper and couldn't help but look at Han Yang's smile, and scolded in his heart: This time, the master endured it first, you are a stingy scumbag, don't fall into the hands of the master in the future.
Han Yang looked at his sullen expression and couldn't help but ask, "Are you secretly scolding me?"
Jiang Yu's inner OS: "I guessed, why do you have to ask"
He turned his head to look at Han Yangpi and smiled, and said in a weird manner: "How come, our classmates who help each other are so touching."
"Hahahaha, okay, in order for us to have a deeper friendship with classmates, I will definitely make persistent efforts in the future" Han Yang looked at the handsome Jiang Yu on the table, with a strange look on his face. It's like opening up a new world, and it's so interesting.
Jiang Yu clenched his fists, avoiding his gaze with Han Yang.
Also after? No future, brother, we will be at the end of our fate this afternoon.
Han Yang didn't know at all that Jiang Yu didn't plan to have anything to do with him in the future, he was still laughing at himself alone.
"Interesting, however, Jiang Yu should be asking for help, usually his cold appearance is not close to people, but I can't imagine that he is so fun"
Eavesdropping and eavesdropping on the stars for a long time, people are already stupid.
"This fish with a colorful expression, is it his one?"
After knowing Jiang Yu for a year, he had never seen Jiang Yu so vivid.
"Fish, you can't be possessed by anything, right?"
After the class bell rang, Jiang Yu put the math textbook on the desk, at first he could still copy while listening to the class, and then he watched Lao Mu lecture with emotion. He also bowed his head and copied the test paper with peace of mind.
Looking at Han Yang's strong and powerful handwriting, "Tsk, the words are as dignified as people"
Jiang Yu patronized his homework and complained about Han Yang, but he didn't notice that Lao Mu went out from the front door and came in from the back door.
The classmates didn't know why.
"What's wrong with Lao Mu, what is he doing out?"
A group of people followed Lao Mu closely until they saw Lao Mu slowly pushing open the back door, and they didn't understand what Lao Mu wanted to do.
Han Yang had seen Lao Mu's intentions early, and when he just wanted to remind Jiang Yu, Lao Mu raised his hand and pointed at him, he could only pretend to cough a few times and try to brush his sense of existence.
But Jiang Yu was immersed in the concentration of doing the test papers, and he didn't look at him at all, Han Yang couldn't do anything, "Brother Tai, let it be fate."
Jiang Yu finished writing the last word and put the cap of the pen "beautiful"
Lao Mu: "Well, it's very beautiful, and it's well written." Jiang Yu turned around and petrified, Lao Mu stood straight behind him like a pine and cypress, Jiang Yu said in disbelief and slowly, "When did you come?"
Lao Mu picked up his English test paper and said lightly, "You don't have to be polite when you just came, I'm not tired." Yes, I didn't look up for most of the class, and I finished a test paper, which is quite fast. β
Jiang Yu quickly admitted his mistake with a bitter face: "Teacher, I was wrong"
"Don't, admit your mistake so quickly. I won't be willing to punish you for a while," Lao Mu said excitedly.
Lao Mu strode to the podium and took two math test papers, "Here, I hope you will continue to work hard in English class"
The classmates were all activists watching the play, and a bunch of laughter was full of schadenfreude. Yifei and Fanxing looked at him sympathetically, on the surface.
And Han Yang propped his head with one hand, staring at him with a sideways smile.
Jiang Yu took the two test papers with a sluggish expression. Crazy roar in his heart: "What kind of evil have I done, why do you do this to me." β
If you know that this is the result, I might as well be punished directly by the English teacher, is this to avoid the first year of junior high school and not the fifteenth?
Jiang Yu didn't have time for the macho man to cry, but Lao Mu suddenly gave him another blow.
Lao Mu reached out and took away his math textbook, and picked up Han Yang's test paper again, if it was a collapse just now, Jiang Yu now wanted to die not only to make up homework in class, but also to cheat and be caught, which was a shame and thrown home.
Teacher Mu didn't care about him copying his homework, but turned to look at Han Yang: "Han Yang, there is an invitation on the platform" Lao Mu put the test paper in front of him and waved.
Jiang Yu bit the pen with a weak heart: "... It's tiring."
Han Yang sighed helplessly, knowing that he had to remind the stupid fish to watch what kind of drama and what melons to eat. Now it's a pond fish.
"What's wrong with me? I'm just lending out a test paper."
"Yes, I'm also rewarded for being so kind and helpful to your classmates."
"You're welcome, if you have an invitation on stage, the acceptance speech will be exempted"
"Hahaha, Lao Mu is absolutely desperate"
"Sure enough, the ginger is still old and spicy"
Han Yang: "............" Heavenly Dao is good reincarnation? A friendship that helps each other?
Jiang Yu couldn't help but hold his forehead, but the corners of his mouth that were slightly raised betrayed him. Han Yang resigned himself to his fate, and when he passed by Jiang Yu, he couldn't help but rub Jiang Yu's head.
"Still laughing, stupid or not"
"Hiss ~ Xueshen looks so petty" Lu Xiaomeng seemed to have discovered some new continent, and she was very excited.
Jiang Yu raised his head in astonishment, but he didn't react for a while. When Han Yang walked to the podium, he said something slowly and viciously.
"Is he looking for death?"
Lao Mu was happy today, with a beaming look of wanting to celebrate the New Year, and even looking at them as if they were fragrant.
Lao Mu: Yes, he's still embarrassed about who this test paper is for, isn't this a coincidence? Hey, someone did.
Just these two students who make all teachers doubt their lives, the two sit at the end every day, one lazily listens to the class with his hand on his head, and the other listens to the class with a blank face. It made all the teachers reflect on whether their lectures were too boring to arouse the interest of these two students.
In addition to listening to the teacher's lectures, it is to brush up on the questions, and when there is nothing to do, I will lie on the table and sleep. I never disturb the class and don't harass my classmates, but I don't have the vitality that a teenager should have.
Lao Mu has taken them for more than a year, and this finally caught them wrong, so naturally he will not be polite to them, Lao Mu waved his hand happily, "I won't talk about it for a few minutes, you can rest"
Then he walked out of the classroom with a serior step. Leaving behind a group of classmates who laughed like crazy, a loveless Jiang Yu, and Han Yang who stared at Jiang Yu with an evil smile.
Han Yang preemptively said, "I reminded you, you ignored me"
Jiang Yu: "......" I don't blame you, what does it mean to say this, don't say that there is no purpose, he doesn't believe it.
Jiang Yu stretched out his hand and rubbed his stiff face, and then said with a wry smile, "I don't blame you, I apologize to you for my problem, and I'll help you bring you another day's food, how about it?"
Han Yang: "How embarrassing and inappropriate this is"
So good? Got a pit? Jiang Yu believes in your heart, you are a ghost.
Sure enough, Han Yang slapped the two test papers on his desk, "You just do this, don't say it, one test paper for four, you won't lose money, little classmate"
Jiang Yu looked down at the two extra test papers, and gritted his teeth: "......" earn your uncle.
I knew how this sanctimonious stingy could be so easy to talk to. Before I could settle the account with him about rubbing my hair, he did set up the score first.
It doesn't matter, as a man, you must always be able to bend and extend the virtue of the husband to the end. As long as you don't do the test papers, you can talk about any conditions.
"Except for today, I'll bring you three more days," Jiang Yu calmly put forward a new condition. Han Yang tilted his head as if he was thinking very seriously, as if he had experienced a great temptation, but in the end he refused with a righteous face, "I like the atmosphere of the cafeteria."
Jiang Yu increased the stakes, "Seven days, no more, don't accept rebuttals"
Han Yang: "......" Why do you still buy and sell strongly, Jiang Xiaoxia doesn't talk about the rules very much.
But he wants to tell Jiang Yu with practical actions that he is not a fuel-efficient lamp. "The appeal is invalid, but I still prefer to go to the cafeteria. Jiang Xiaoxia, don't even think about escaping from the bottom of the test paper."
Jiang Yu looked at him angrily: "You ......"
Han Yang pretended to be aggrieved and asked, "What's wrong with me?" β
But the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and he couldn't hold it down.
", you stingy. You're meowing."
Jiang Yu endured it for a while, put away a few test papers and smirked: "It's okay, you're very handsome" Don't be angry, can't be angry.
You have to outwit it slowly, and then talk about it after school at noon. As an adult, you can't be like a child.
Jiang Yu took a deep breath and whispered silently: "A mature man naturally won't worry about naΓ―ve little beans, the Buddha said: Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot...... You have to think twice before you think about slashing people."
Han Yang had doubts in his eyes, he looked at Jiang Yu with suspicion, and gave up? Don't struggle anymore? I don't believe it, this lazy god is not the one who is willing to suffer. What was this muttering?