Chapter 8 Small firecrackers go online

Yes, I saw the sunshine everywhere, happiness fluttering over the city, and the new century came like a dream, which warmed me......

The sound of a light musical bell and the cacophony of students mingle to show that the most energetic moment of the school has come, and all the students are rushing in one direction.

Jiang Yu took out his mobile phone and looked at the time. Then he turned his head sideways to look at the stingy guy lying motionless on the table. Eleven fifty. Tsk, I have to bring food to the stingy guy, aggrieved, this is the so-called sadness from it? Jiang Yu stretched out his long legs and kicked Han Yang, "What do you want to eat?"

Han Yang smiled and said, "Hey, your attitude is not quite right, right?"

Jiang Yu didn't even bother to raise his eyelids, and said disdainfully, "Heh, just you, do you still need that kind of attitude?" ”

Han Yang threw the meal card to him: "Okay, let's not have that high-quality service." Please bring me a potato beef, a chicken thigh, celery fungus fried meat and a bottle of mineral water, thank you. ”

"No thanks, it's all meat. I'm not afraid of high-quality cholesterol," Jiang Yu said sarcastically unceremoniously.

"Don't envy your brother and me, just eat and don't get fat. It's a figure that thousands of girls can't envy," and showed a shyness smile after speaking. Jiang Yu didn't look back, stretched out his palm and clenched his fist, and gave him a middle finger. Thicker than the skin you win.

After Jiang Yu and Lu Fanxing left, Han Yang lowered his head and smiled secretly. Why didn't he find Jiang Yu so fun before. Well, I don't blame him. Jiang Yu didn't talk much, he was very quiet. And it's like a little turtle, and everything seems to be done in slow motion. Compared with salted fish, he really thinks Jiang Yu is more like a little turtle,

His impression of Jiang Yu is that he has good grades, good looks, few words, and is only lazy, really this guy is really lazy, he has borrowed books from Jiang Yu twice before, and there are no notes on it, and he asked curiously at the time. Jiang Yu only replied with one word, "lazy". That kind of confident and arrogant temperament is still fresh in his memory when he thinks about it

In the cafeteria, Jiang Yu supported his head with one hand, poked the rice for a while, and the whole person was completely out of state, he was thinking about how to return the two test papers to Han Yang, and let Han Yang have no way to take it himself.

Zhang Yifei saw that his rice was about to turn into porridge, so he shook it with his hand in front of his eyes: "Well, you are absent-minded, the rice has to be broken by you."

Jiang Yu shook his head slightly and said, "It's okay, I just don't want to do the test paper."

Lu Fanxing and Zhang Yifei glanced at each other strangely, but they found that Jiang Yu had been very wrong recently, Jiang Yu seemed to be very dislike studying these days, although he talked more than before, and he would take the initiative to joke with them.

But I couldn't understand what caused him to change. In the end, it can only be blamed on Jiang Yu who felt their hot care after his illness this time, so he finally made up his mind to plan them as people in his circle.

But now it still seems a little wrong. Could it be that his rebellious period has finally arrived, and he has learned to be tired of studying?

But they still felt that this change was good after all, after all, Jiang Yu's previous misanthropy was too obvious, and they were always on guard for fear that he wouldn't be able to think about it that day.

Yifei deliberately quipped, "No, Yu'er, you used to find test papers to write, why are you not happy now, what shook your Xueba's heart, is it a game or love"

Jiang Yu: "......" is lazy, but he doesn't want to deal with these two second-year teenagers who have been watching romantic dramas in the past two days, otherwise it will be endless. Jiang Yu knocked on his plate and said, "Eat quickly, I have to bring food to the stingy ghost after eating."

Lu Fanxing and Zhang Yifei asked in unison: "Who is the stingy ghost?"

Jiang Yu casually came up with Han Yang's name "Han Yang"

Lu Fanxing covered his heart in pain: "Yu'er, although you are my brother, you can't underestimate my idol, otherwise I will have heartache."

Jiang Yu looked up and instantly saw his face full of performance desire, and he was speechless in his heart: "He just wants to avoid an annoying spirit, and this one accidentally provokes another annoying spirit." Why is there so much to do? If I hadn't been too lazy to do it, I would have packed up these spirits and thrown them away, I've really had enough."

Jiang Yu stood up and picked up the meal card and walked to the cafeteria window, "I'm done, I'll go back to the classroom after eating" After speaking, he walked away without giving the two of them a chance to react.

In the classroom, Han Yang was playing a game, Jiang Yu walked over and put the lunch box and water on his desk, turned around and returned to his place and lay down to sleep.

Han Yang put away his phone after the game, and pushed his arm suspiciously, angry? Jiang Yu revealed a pair of reddish eyes from his arm: "What are you doing?"

Han Yang looked at him and paused, "What's wrong?" Got angry or who messed with you, or because of those two papers? ”

Jiang Yu came to his lips: "Don't bother me, I'm just sleepy" swallowed back and inexplicably looked forward to Han Yang's next words.

"Don't be sad, in fact, the two test papers are not difficult, and for you it is at most a night self-study, and you also learn some new knowledge, right" Han Yang still analyzed vigorously.

Jiang Yu: "......" right? For your uncle, it's four.

And what kind of nonsense literature you are talking about, I would even wonder if this scum will take the test paper back, what is it that blinds my eyes and makes me so naΓ―ve at twenty-seven. Oh no, and more than sixteen years into TM's life, I just want to slap myself to death right now.

Jiang Yu gritted his teeth and said: "I believe in your evil, why don't you do it, you can also learn more"

Han Yang couldn't help but smile so much that his face twitched a little.

"I, those are pretty much enough, so don't waste the test papers"

Jiang Yu only felt a black line on his head at this time: It means that I can't wait, the person who steps on the horse still despises people, and I can't bear to kill this criticism, even if it is not worth it to draw a circle for this trivial matter and this criticism, but if you can't bear it, you don't need to endure it anymore, there is a saying that is extremely appropriate at this moment, then not killing is not enough to be angry. The Buddha said to hell with it.

Jiang Yuteng stood up suddenly, and at the same time, Han Yang quickly realized that something was wrong, got up and ran to the podium. Standing on the podium and looking at Jiang Yu condescendingly, he couldn't help but laugh and said, "Calm down, don't use force"

Jiang Yu looked at him in surprise, on how a person exercises to escape so silky, "Are you usually beaten up a lot, so you are so alert now, huh?" ”

Han Yang coughed and tried hard to suppress the corners of his raised mouth, "You are about to suffocate into a small firecracker, I can go to the ophthalmology department if I can't see it anymore."

"Damn, you are a firecracker, your whole family is a firecracker, you should go to the brain department" After saying that, Jiang Yu ran over to catch him and just ran to the podium, Han Yang crossed over with the table, and ran to the back with a smoke, Han Yang looked at Jiang Yu who exploded at one point and wanted to laugh, he laughed while avoiding Jiang Yu's chase, and the magnetic laughter filled the entire classroom.

"Stop, stop, let's truce first, I haven't eaten yet"

Jiang Yu picked up the blackboard and threw him "Eat fart, hungry you"

Han Yang stretched out his hand to take the blackboard eraser he threw and smiled helplessly: "Don't admit that it's a little firecracker, look at your little temper"

"Looking for death?"

Han Yang surrendered: "Wrong, I was wrong. I won't say anything."

Outside the door, a group of people looked at them dumbfoundedly.

"Is this still the Smiling Demon King? He would admit his mistake," Li Lin looked at Han Yang in astonishment and said.

Just kidding, others don't know Han Yang, he and Zhou Hang still don't understand, he is a smiling tiger, don't look at his smile as if he can melt everything in the world, but his belly is black. He and Zhou Hang have suffered a lot

Zhou Hang: "The last time he confessed his mistake was in the second year of junior high school, and the time he beat people to the ground" After speaking, he and Li Linqi had a cold dip. He confessed his mistake, and the man lay down and listened. Who would dare to make him admit his mistake from now on?

Lu Fanxing and Zhang Yifei stood at the door, they were also passing by with thousands of horses galloping in their hearts now, and what they saw with their eyes subverted their perception of these two scholars. It also overturned all their cognition of Jiang Yu.

If not to witness it with your own eyes. No matter who said that they would be told that these things would happen today, it was probably to kill them, and they could not believe it.

None of them could figure out what was going on right now. Not to mention the students who probed their brains into the classroom outside the window to find out the situation, one by one they were shocked as if they had lost their souls.

The notoriously lazy god and the god of learning in their class fought, and the laughter was so attractive that it would probably shock the jaw when you said it. No, it doesn't need to be said anymore, their jaws have fallen off now.

Jiang Yu looked sideways and saw a group of stunned classmates at the door of the classroom and by the window: "............"

Tsk, it's a lot of scare for this group of children. He threw a sentence at Han Yang, you wait. He calmly turned around and walked back to his place.

Then sit down and take out a book and start studying, as if nothing had happened.

Lu Fanxing blinked in confusion and asked, "I'm not blind, right, what I saw is true, right?"

Zhang Yifei looked at him like a fool, "You're not blind, but you're stupid"

A group of people also raised their hands to testify: "We also saw it"

Lu Fanxing pointed at Jiang Yu tremblingly: "That, that... How did he do it so calmly?"

Everyone: "........." He has to react before he looks strange, he has never taken people seriously.

Han Yang looked at them and looked back at the calm Jiang Yu, and couldn't hold back the laughter that overflowed his chest.

Jiang Yu glanced at him coldly, and Han Yang immediately put away his smile and turned around to sit down obediently to eat, but his trembling shoulders proved that he was snickering.

Jiang Yu was too lazy to expose him, a big fool, and he had a headache looking at this group of monsters. In the past week or so, his character has collapsed, so let them go, anyway, I have nothing to worry about.