Chapter 5 Why don't I marry a princess?
Then it fell down, and my stomach hurt.
The fog trough, such a ride on a horse is comparable to a big punishment, doesn't it cost me my life......
Fortunately, just after a short run, the horse was pulled to a stop.
The Land Rover was picked up and sat in the saddle.
With his head down, he was so upset that he almost vomited.
But he could still feel that it was Yanari who was holding him.
The soft and warm hug made Land Rover proud, as if he was drunk: "Thank you princess, the princess's beauty is unparalleled in the world, and the princess's kindness is no one's match, why don't you marry me to the princess."
"You bastard, you don't have any seriousness at all, you can't say a few words before you go down." Yanari sneered and whipped him lightly with her horsewhip.
"Oh mom, it hurts, how did you murder your husband!" The Land Rover was hooded, and in the dark, he still couldn't forget the teasing.
"yes, it hurts somewhere." Yanari's tone was full of concern.
"Oops, my mouth hurts, just kiss it." Land Rover hummed and chirped, coquettish and cute.
"Fuck off, I'll let you gnaw on the horse's ass again, drive!"
Yanari whipped her horse, and the horse sprang off its hooves.
After more than two hours of jolting on the horse, listening intently to the sounds outside, Land Rover felt that the camp of Oront had arrived.
The eyes lit up, and the bag covering his head was pulled down.
The snow under the sun was dazzling, shaking the red in front of Land Rover's eyes, and tears flowed down his eyes, and it took a while to get used to it.
Surrounded by wooden houses, people come and go, busy with everything they do.
They were all clearing the snow in front of the door and on the road with brooms made of wooden shovels and pine branches, and no one paid special attention to them.
The Land Rover was picked up by Yanali and dismounted, and someone took the horse away to take care of it.
They continued along the winding alleys and on the cleared snow trails.
Not far away is a tall house made of logs, a bit like a large auditorium in the previous life.
This must be the palace of King Davao, the lord of Jalonde.
Oh, the guards on both sides of the palace gate are not stubborn guards, but four tigers with white eyes.
Two on one side, both standing at the position of the door guard, must have been a habit for a long time.
These savages are dogs, raising tigers as cats, and letting them take care of their homes and homes like dogs.
The four tigers were originally lazy, but when they saw the tied Land Rover, they immediately came to their senses, staring at the copper bell, grinning with big eyes, and letting out a low roar in their throats.
Harazi trickled down one by one.
What's the special situation, do these mountain cannons always feed the tigers with captives, they are used to having problems, and they are also eager to try when they see Uncle Ben, is Lao Tzu so easy to eat!
Although he cheered himself up, Land Rover was still very scared in his heart, and he couldn't help leaning towards Yanali's side, and B didn't dare to pretend.
"Stinky boy, don't get so close to my sister, be careful that I strangle you." Yanali and her brother glared at the Land Rover with a pair of tiger eyes, and there was a thick vinegar in his eyes.
"Uncle, why do you have so many things, I don't stick to my little daughter-in-law, do you want to stick to you, if you stick to you, there will be a big problem, and it is easy to go wrong." Although Land Rover's legs were weak from being frightened by the tiger, the momentum to pretend to be B next to the beauty came up again, and his mouth was very hard.
"Who is your eldest brother, your uncle, I will kick you to death!" Yanali her brother came up with a kick.
"Brother, what are you doing!" Yanari pulled the Land Rover behind her and glared at her brother.
His brother immediately coaxed, took back the big foot and quickly changed his face to a flattering smile: "I didn't do anything, this kid owes a beating, I scare and scare him." As he spoke, he lifted the curtain.
This place is so cold that people are used to hanging a cotton curtain outside the door in winter to prevent the cold from blowing directly into the room when the door is opened.
Entering the gate, Land Rover was stunned, thinking that he had entered the zoo.
Inside the lobby is a large chair covered with tiger skins.
An old man with a full beard was lying in a Ge You position, lazily leaning on the seat.
This old chicken lamp has a tiger in his left arm, and a bear in his right arm, a bear and a tiger arch in his arms.
Look at this style, it is the old King Davao.
Served! King Davao's pet, only you can't think of it, and you can't keep it without him.
Around the seat, there are three tigers and three bears, you slap me on the paw, I hit you on the head, half-truths and half-truths play with each other, playing, it seems that they are competing for the wind and jealousy, in order to win the favor of the master.
Seeing someone coming in, the three tigers walked vigorously and pounced on them at a trot.
The three bears twisted their fat bodies, slowly soaring, and also chirping in this direction.
The three tigers surrounded the Land Rover, and they all stood up and put their paws on his shoulders.
Land Rover almost peed his pants in fright, but he didn't have the heart to pee, the tiger's mouth was wide open, and a stream of fishy stench came to his nose, so that he was nauseated again and again, and tears choked out.
King Davao and his son laughed and deliberately teased: "Look, this dog thing has made the animals conceive cubs, and they have all reacted."
Yanari cursed and stepped forward and kicked a tiger.
Seeing that she was angry, the three tigers quickly took their claws off the land rover, gathered around Yanali, and gently rubbed her clothes to flatter.
As soon as the Land Rover breathed a sigh of relief, the three bears came over again.
Yanari screamed, those bears didn't dare to talk to the Land Rover, they all turned their heads, and dragged their fat buttocks to find King Davao.
"Kneel, you don't bow down when you see our king, you kid is tired of being crooked!" Suddenly, there was a loud shout.
When Ma Ma saw the old man, he had to kneel down and worship him, otherwise his girl would not be able to follow me with all her heart.
Land Rover knelt down with a thud, and knocked his head to the ground: "The criminal minister Land Rover greets my king, long live my king!"
King Davao was shaken and sat up. The wrinkles on his face are smiling:
No one had ever shouted long live him, and the roar of the Land Rover made him a little happy that he couldn't find where the north was.
"Untie, untie, quickly untie this child, help him sit on the chair next to me, rub the child's arm to invigorate the blood, and then bring him a bucket of tiger milk to drink."
Oh, I'm the next Ao, this old chicken lamp is so coaxing! Shout a slogan and settle it.
Land Rover leaned back on the chair, took the milk from the wooden barrel and drank it.
These things dare to raise anything, and the tigress's milk dares to masturbate, and ordinary people really can't enjoy this treatment.
In the previous life, some rich people drank human milk that they didn't know whether it was true or false, and they couldn't show off all over the world, and the cows could blow for three days and three nights, and it seemed that their status had risen a lot, and they puffed out their cheeks to pretend to be baby fat when they talked to people.
This is tiger milk that we drink, and he can't drink it even if he has money.
Land Rover was a little too early to get complacent.
He had just taken two sips, and before he could taste it, the son of King Davao at the head of Tiger Skin told his father who he was.
During that conflict, King Davao sat at home and therefore did not know Land Rover.
At this time, when he heard that it was this killer, he was furious, and he stood up with a sigh of voice.
The guard who handed the milk to the Land Rover reacted very quickly, and when he saw King Davao turn his face, he immediately disrecognized the person and kicked the chair under the Land Rover's buttocks away.
Land Rover lost his support, a big ass squatted and lay on the ground, the barrel was just buckled to the face, most of the bucket of tiger milk poured on his face, and the milk in his mouth also choked and squirted out, coughing again and again.
Yanali rushed forward with a lunge, waved her hand and whipped the guard's two big-eared thunderbolts, and then flew up and kicked him out of the way.
Turning around, he bent down to help the Land Rover, and gently wiped the milk on his face with his sleeve, his eyes full of concern.
Land Rover smiled at him: "Good daughter-in-law, the baby didn't hurt, the baby is fine."
In front of the father, the daughter-in-law opened his mouth and closed the daughter-in-law, and he was still a little forced in his heart.
Yanali pulled down her face, pouted, and slapped him lightly: "Get out of the way and stay." ”
This scene made King Davao and his son stupid.
What kind of meat did this baby daughter (naughty sister) eat, and she didn't care about the hatred of the tribe and the hatred of the clan, and she cared so much about the enemies in the clan?
"Baby girl, that bastard killed so many of my children, I can't spare him.
Come to Daddy, I'm going to let my personal guard dig him up. ”
It turned out that the king of Davao called his subordinates children, and regarded the tiger and the bear as his personal guards.
"Father, the Land Rover killed my people, and it was originally for each his master. What's more, if we do not fight back, will we stretch our necks and wait for death? ”
"Fighting on the battlefield, fighting with life, defeating is defeated, our art is not as good as others. Now that Land Rover is here, he is our honored guest, and if he wants to kill him, he will kill me first. ”
Yanari put her hand on the shoulder of the Land Rover, standing side by side close to him, as if she was afraid that someone would touch him, and at the same time yelled at King Davao with anger on her face.
King Davao let his baby girl choke and stunned, and he was speechless with two old eyes.
It seems that King Davao and his son are very afraid of Yanali, Land Rover has confidence in his heart, and his eyes turned to King Davao and knelt down again: "Father, each was his master in the past, and the child had to do it as a last resort, please ask the father to spare this time, the child will serve his father before and after the saddle, long live the father!"
This last sentence made King Davao happy again: "What, child, get up, let the past pass, start all over again, that's all."
If not, what else can you do? Look at the demeanor of the baby girl, she must like this handsome and sturdy young man.
Maybe to what extent the child has developed now, maybe even the little grandson is pregnant.
Alas, it will rain, and the girl will get married, so let them go.
Land Rover suddenly "whooped".