Chapter 6 Beware of My Brother Beating You
"Thank you, father, the child wishes my father a long life and a long life, and he will always be so young and healthy." Land Rover slapped another rainbow fart.
This tribe lives in the mountains and forests all the year round, and they are all real people, without so many flowery intestines, and they speak straightforwardly and will not coax people.
Land Rover's small mouth was sweeter than smeared with honey, and the flickering Davao King's heart was full of joy: "Set up a feast, set up a feast, good wine and good meat are served quickly, so that my precious child can eat to his heart's content." ”
King Davao now looks at Land Rover, that is the old man looking at his son-in-law, and the more he looks at it, the happier he becomes.
The guards carried a few thick wooden piers and set them up, on which were laid long wooden planks, and a large banquet table was built in a blink of an eye.
King Davao sat down at the end of the table, and sat on the throne.
On the right side of the table is the son, and under the son are several leaders sitting in turn, all with old eyebrows and old eyes, and a face of ditches and bumps.
The daughter on the left, the daughter is a Land Rover, and the Land Rover doesn't know any further down, and it is estimated that they are all leaders.
There is an empty seat opposite King Davao, who is this guest seat for? Land Rover was puzzled.
The tigers and bears were jolting and whirring around the long table.
The guards standing in the rows on both sides of the hall can't rely on the table, so they can only watch dryly, at most they smell the fragrance and enjoy it, and the status of the pets is quite high.
"Where's Kameda Rice Bucket Taro? Call him to eat. The son of the King of Davao rubbed his beard and glared at one of the maids beside him.
The maid stooped in agreement, twisted her body and trotted out.
What's that? Kameda Itotaro.
The name actually has the word rice bucket in it, is it so eager to fill your belly, almost to the point of madness......
Oh, I know, this place where Kameda was born is Wang Ba Teduo, so the surname Kameda, it is also possible that there is a green piece on the head, and people like green very much, so they simply call Kameda, and publicly announce that I will be green, what's the matter! Hehe......
"What's our brother's name, my little princess." Land Rover no longer analyzes Kameda Rice Bucket, and wants to know the details of his eldest brother, so he affectionately leans into Yanari's ear and asks questions.
"Don't be so skinny, why are you so close to me, that's my brother, his name is Jaxi, he has a big temper, be careful that he beats you." Yanali gave Land Rover a coquettish look as she answered, stretched out her hand to push his face away, and put on a ladylike posture sitting upright.
Yaksi, in my previous life, a certain minority called Yakexi with the meaning of "good" and "awesome", this Yakexi is not Yakexi, and he was very hostile to me.
Thinking of this, Land Rover asked again: "Who is Kameda Itotaro?" Keep the guest seat for him, he has an extra chicken feather, is I a cow than a horse! ”
"You roll me aside and stay honest, why is your skin so thick, you can't pierce the needle, and you can't wear the soles of your shoes for ten years."
Yanari lightly punched the Land Rover, and then told him, "That rice bucket Taro sold us salt, and exchanged the salt for ginseng and animal skins or something."
Oh, I see, salt was scarce in many places in this era, and this thing was a necessity for daily life, so the sale of salt was monopolized by the Dasheng Imperial Court, and a special salt law was formulated for this purpose.
Those who dare to sell smuggled salt are extralegal fanatics, and even more so outlaws.
The table was full of people suddenly stood up, and King Davao greeted the gate warmly, and Land Rover had to stand up as well.
A small man staggered in the doorway.
Oops oh my God, the mines are coming...
However, it is so much taller than Zhuru, and Land Rover can visually detect that this product can be more than one meter and a half.
The waist is very thick and round.
The top of his head is tied in a bun, and his brain is shiny and shining, and I don't know if he is shaving every day or being born bald and hairless.
It's so bright that it's a big bulb when you take it off and hang it on the roof of the shed.
It's a bit of a waste of material for such a bright guy to rest on his shoulder.
The bulb was dressed in coarse linen clothes, with hemp rope tied around his waist, and a long knife for pressing noodles obliquely inserted in his left waist.
The lower body wears coarse linen cropped pants, and the feet pedal a pair of wooden paddles to pull the board.
It's really frost-resistant, although he wears a pair of thick burlap socks on his feet, but it's cold and snowy here, and the cold wind is biting, so dressing up is not something ordinary people can bear, this guy must be very good.
His hands were disturbed in his wide sleeves, and he walked with figure-eight feet, and his steps were much more than the six relatives who didn't recognize urine--- and he didn't even recognize himself.
This is too good to pretend to be a cow Boyi, Land Rover resisted the impulse, and said in his heart If it weren't for Yanari beside me, I would have to pretend to be a civilized person, so I had to beat him up in the past.
Walks like a duck, pretending to be chicken feathers.
Kameda Rice Bucket Taro nostrils to the sky, walked to the wooden table in a daze, jumped onto the table, and then knelt down.
Everyone sat down one after another, and it seemed that they were accustomed to the rice bucket eating method.
A few male and female servants were busy with their work.
Venison, roe deer, and pheasant meat were served on the table one by one.
Hazelnuts, pine seeds, wild fruits, and wild vegetables are piled up on the table.
I don't know what kind of wine made from wild fruits, one barrel per person. Land Rover took a sip, and the alcohol was only a little higher than the alcohol of the beer in his previous life, so he opened it up and drank it with confidence.
The meat is all cut and torn by knife, the handle is hardwood, and the handle can also be used to smash the shell of pine seeds, hazelnuts and other mountain fruits.
"Can't you eat it well, what are you looking for everywhere?" Yanari gently kicked the Land Rover under the table, whispering a reminder to him.
Of course, I'm looking for Modao, and I've been looking for traces of it since I got here.
It's a little wrong, wow, the name of the Mo knife is so loud, whoever gets it should be put in the open like a baby, is it possible to hide it?
Land Rover held the handle of the knife, smashed several hazelnut shells with the handle, picked out the fruit, and handed it to Yanari's mouth.
Yanali opened her small mouth of the cherry and gently bit the hand of the Land Rover before adding the fruit to it, and chewed it with great enjoyment.
Flirt or flirt? Whatever, it's pretty sweet anyway, Land Rover continues to smash, continues to feed, and continues to perform in public how to be a good licking dog.
"Goddess, my dear little darling, can I ask you a little something?" Land Rover saw that he was very happy to lick Yanali's heart, and he felt that the time was coming.
"What's the matter? God mysterious. ”
"Why didn't I see the Mo knife you snatched?"
"Mo Dao? Let Kameda rice bucket taro exchange it with salt. ”
Wattsio, this grandson wants to be a kidney? Certainly not for cutting the waist.
As long as his little chicken is big, he can throw himself off when he plays with a knife.
He must have wanted to study forging techniques if he wanted to do so.
"Where did this bastard put the Mo knife?" Land Rover fed Yanari a few more pine nuts.
"You know, where he is willing to put it, what does it matter to you."
"I must find the sword in five days, or I'll die." Land Rover tells the truth.
"Ahh Then I'll help you find it and steal it from him. ”
"Why do you want to steal, just his little jumping bean, snatch it from his hand, he still dares to fart!"
"Don't howl, Kameda is this in the eyes of his father, brother and people." Yanari gave a thumbs up.
Then he stretched out his little finger and said: "You are at most this in their eyes, you are too far worse than him, you must not provoke Kameda, otherwise your life may be lost."
Land Rover's five fingers were crossed and stretched out in front of Yanari's eyes: "Then which one are you in their eyes?" With you, who would dare to take my life. ”
Yanali pushed his hand away: "I'm nothing, it's just that whoever dares to take your life, I want him to look good."
Land Rover kissed her on the cheek, leaned against her ear and said softly: "You are nothing, you are not anyone, you are mine, I am yours."
Yanari glared at him shyly.
This girl has always been respected, and no one in the tribe has ever dared to hook her up like this.
The love field is new and has been completely conquered by Land Rover.
Kameda Rice Bucket Taro knelt on the table, looking a lot taller than the others.
The treatment is also a lot higher--- the meat is cut by a maid, and the nuts are smashed by a maid, he just stuffs it in his mouth, and after a while, he will be separated.
Land Rover glanced at Kameda, and his heart was in shock:
Inverted figure-eight eyebrows, a pair of triangular eyes, a garlic nose, and a toad mouth, how much you look like you are.
When he opened his mouth and hiccuped, his face was even more ugly, and whoever wanted to look at him more couldn't eat.
Eat and drink, and it doesn't delay Kameda Mimi's beauty.
His sinister gaze never took off Yanari's delicate little face.
The two dogs and men were crooked, and he saw the slimy manners in their eyes.
The vinegar started from the bottom of his heart, and it had infiltrated his whole body, and now he finally couldn't bear it anymore and had to blow out.
"Baga, Bage duck leak, you drop, people don't, dogs are the same, dead and dead."
He suddenly glared angrily, pointed at the land tiger with his half-gnawed pheasant leg and scolded.
Lu Rover stood up suddenly, his eyes widened angrily, and he also pointed at Kameda Rice Bucket Taro and shouted: "You turtle bastard, you eat too much and get out of trouble, who are you scolding?"
Yanari turned around and walked away, disappearing from the gate in a blink of an eye.
Seeing that the beauty left the table, Kameda Rice Bucket Taro was even more angry, pulled out a knife, stepped on the meat and fruit on the table and pounced.
Land Rover saw it clearly, picked up a roe deer leg, and threw it at his feet with soup and water.
Kameda Rice Bucket Taro just stepped on it, his feet slipped, and he fell on the table with a "plop".
The knife in his hand did not let go, and the tip of the knife was right at King Davao.
King Davao was so frightened that a large piece of robe meat in his mouth slipped into his throat before he could chew it, and he couldn't get up or down there, and he was so choked that he rolled his eyes.
Land Rover Zhao Kameda smashed a punch in the neck socket. It hit the nerve plexus at the back of the head, and Kameda was K0 without saying a word.
It is estimated that he will have to be in a coma for a while, and if it is serious, he may become a vegetative state.
"Father, this bastard wants to assassinate you, just kill him." As he spoke, Land Rover took the long knife from the unconscious Kameda and raised it to cut it down.
There was a crisp sound of iron striking and sparks splashing.
Jaxie reacted quickly and pulled out his waist knife to hold the Land Rover's knife.
King Davao pounced and hugged the Land Rover: "Child, good boy, you are quick to dissipate your anger, you misunderstood, you misunderstood, he can't assassinate me, he is a good silver!"
Land Rover simply carried out the madness to the end, jumping high and pretending to break free from the shackles of King Davao: "Wo Ri mud, dare to beat my father-in-law's idea, I will not let you die today, I will not give up......"
Yaksi was afraid that his father would not be able to restrain the Land Rover, so he quickly slipped Kameda up, ran to the Tiger Skin Throne, gently put it on the Tiger Skin Seat, and pinched the person.
Kameyui Rice Bucket Taro didn't react at all.
Jaxie took a large sip of fruit wine and squirted Kameda's face.
Kameda was still like a dead dog, motionless.
Jaxie was in a hurry, pressed the middle of the person, slapped him, pinched and twisted, and was very busy.
The Land Rover was dragged by a group of people, jumping high to kill the turtle's grandson......
After a long time of commotion, Land Rover saw Yanari walking in from outside the door, and immediately stopped jumping and became honest.
King Davao sat on his chair, panting with exhaustion.