Chapter 16 Deep feelings, a mouthful

Zuixian Pavilion Restaurant --- the most luxurious hotel in the county.

There wasn't a single empty table in the lobby, it was all full of guests.

"Guest officer, wait a while, the table is almost finished, you can go over when they leave, how about it." The shopkeeper smiled all over his face, nodded his head, stretched out his fingers, and flickered vigorously, he didn't want to let go of this guest.

An Shizhu has always been arrogant, and the little mung bean glared: "Uncle, I... In Binzhou Prefecture... Eat a big restaurant... I haven't waited, until you are a little broken... Broken place, still need to wait? ”

Turning his little mung bean eyes and glancing around, he saw that there were four and a half children sitting at the table opposite the door, and only half of the table was set up with wine and food.

A few steps over: "Lord... Take a seat at this table, good wine, good food, hurry, come up. ”

The shopkeeper saw that this guy was fatter and stronger than a black bear, and the fierce god seemed to be able to shoot it with one paw at any time, in case of a bear's paw, half of his life would be gone.

Squeezed out a smiling face and discussed with a few children: "A few masters, can you give the villain a face, squeeze together, and let this uncle sit down." ”

"Grass, who are you! It's a little bit forced, I haven't been beaten, if the skin is tight, just say a word, and the master will loosen it for you. A half-sized boy on the edge of the table, leaning with one foot on an empty orange beside him, turned his head and scolded with his eyes crossed.

The shopkeeper's upper and lower lips were closed, and he didn't dare to speak: these wild boys are a little famous on the street, he is a wealthy person, and he doesn't want to offend these careless little scoundrels.

"The little bunny is very... It's crazy, I'll count to three, and right away... Give me the glen... place, three ......" An Shizhu didn't take these half-grown children in her eyes at all, she just wanted to scare and scare them.

"Three, three, your grandma's egg." Talking to the shopkeeper, the half-sized boy kicked the stool away, retracted his legs, and kicked An Shizhu's stomach violently.

"Huh" half of the eldest son used his strength to feed, but it was like kicking a huge ball and was bounced out.

In the midst of the lightning, his ankles hurt, his body was light, and his big head was facing down, swaying.

No one could see how An Shizhu made his hand, only saw him carrying the half-grown child's feet and neck, and his arms were raised flat to carry him head-down in the air.

The child's head was still a foot above the ground, his hands were scratching, and one leg was empty, but it was useless, and he couldn't touch An Shizhu at all.

was so anxious that he shouted at the top of his voice: "Brothers, go on, beat him." ”

The other half-sized boy picked up the orange and chopped it over.

An Shizhu sneered, stretched out his forearm to block, and the wood orange "clicked" with a crisp sound and fell apart.

An Shizhu's arm was long, and he grabbed the child's hand and gently tugged him, causing him to crash into his arms.

The child was like crashing into a mountain of meat, his brain was buzzing, and he rolled his eyes and collapsed on An Shizhu's legs.

Another child rushed over with a wooden orange, but before he could smash it, An Shizhu grabbed his forearm, and he screamed in pain, and he couldn't move for half a minute.

The remaining half-grown child didn't dare to make a move, but he was very good at it: "You big fool, don't die, do you know who my boss is?" ”

An Shizhu's small eyes narrowed, and she didn't say a word with a cold face.

A few children are so arrogant, he also draws a soul in his heart, he is really worried that they have any tough backers, and it will not end well if the matter is big, so he didn't dare to make a heavy hand.

The upside-down kid thought he was scared, and his tone was arrogant: "I'll count two, let me go quickly, my brother is coming, I won't let him kill you, two ......"

"One...... Zero, your brother is not here...... Who is he? An Shizhu asked with a sneer.

"You can stand firm, don't scare you to death, my brother is a donkey, ah no, my brother is a land rover, land rover, have you heard of it." The leopard hung upside down, his face was flushed, but his momentum of pretending to be B had not diminished at all.

"Oh, so you're my own brother!" An Shizhu raised his hand, and the leopard gently floated onto his back.

Before he took the copper money given by his mother, he called a few little brothers when he ran out of the hospital, and went to this restaurant to eat meat and drink wine in a big bowl.

The wine was being drunk, An Shizhu wanted to sit at the same table, Lu Leopard didn't care who he was, he started with the strength of the wine, and there was the conflict just now.

"Look at the chicken feathers, why don't you hurry up and bring good wine and good food to my eldest brother." Lu Leopard's elbows were on An Shizhu's shoulders, and Niu Bai coaxed the shopkeeper to give orders.

swept around the hall again, raised his voice and shouted: "Ciao, look at the machine, look at the monkey, you are so beautiful, you can't look at it in vain, hand over the money to me." ”

The guests who had just watched the excitement looked away and only looked at the dishes on their tables.

"Big brother, seat." Lu Leopard jumped off the ground, took An Shizhu's hand and invited him to sit down, rolled his eyes and wiped the bench clean with his sleeve, and patted the bench surface: "Big brother, please sit!" ”

An Shizhu nodded, and sat down with a golden sword.

At the moment when An Shizhu's fat big ass was about to hit the orange side, the leopard flew up and kicked the stool out.

This is his famous trick to cheat people, except for not daring to cheat his father, not daring to cheat his mother, there is nothing he dare not say.

And every shot must hit, never miss.

His way is a sturdy big butt pier.

The beautiful name is "fat potstickers"

Even his little brothers have fallen on all fours many times, and they never dare to sit next to him.

As soon as Mu Chengfu flew out, the four little brothers widened their eyes, just waiting for the dead fat man to sniff.

Everyone was so happy that their stomachs trembled, and as soon as the "pop" sounded and the "ouch" sounded, they opened their hearts and laughed heartfully......

It's a pity that the victorious land leopard capsized in the gutter this time.

The fat black man squatted there steadily, not moving like a mountain.

"Hurry up and pick up the stool for our eldest brother, who is so unscrupulous, secretly doing black hands, who is my eldest brother, it's not that you want to pit, you can pit if you want to!" The leopard reacted very quickly, looking around, pretending, chirping, and leading the troubled water outward.

An Shizhu squinted at the eyes of a little mouse the size of a green bean, and her dark gaze moved over.

The leopard shuddered and snorted.

Attentively took the wooden orange handed by his partner and stuffed it under An Shizhu's buttocks.

"Come on, come on, put it on, sit down, sit down, sit down, don't be stupid, pour wine, fill it up, and start drinking." It happened that the shopkeeper was holding a tray, and there were steaming four dishes on the tray, and Lu Leopard was greeting him, and at the same time commanding his little brother, taking the opportunity to resolve the embarrassing scene.

Open the wine jar, pour a bowl of wine for An Shizhu, and then pour a bowl for himself, Lu Leopard picked up the bowl with both hands, and said to An Shizhu with an old drunkard posture: "Big brother Yibo Yuntian, strong martial arts, little brother admires it very much, come, respect big brother, I'll be bored for a ...... first"

After that, he put the bowl to his mouth, raised his neck and poured it in.

The empty bowl lit up, and there was not a drop of wine in it.

The eyebrows were raised, and the small expression was very bold, ushering in a round of cheers.

"Good boy, pee!" An Shizhu praised sincerely, picked up the wine jar and filled Lu Leopard's bowl with wine, picked up the bowl and touched Lu Leopard's bowl: "Dry!" ”

The two stunned people drank tons and tons like donkeys, and cleared the bottom in one breath.

Lu Leopard burped loudly, the wine in his stomach surged, his head was as big as a bucket in an instant, his body swayed, and his eyes were misty.

As soon as his legs were weak, he lay on An Shizhu's body, and he snored.

An Shizhu held a cow's thigh, regardless of the dripping oil, bit a large piece in one bite, clicked a few times, swallowed it with a clatter, and then took a big mouthful......

Drink wine and eat vegetables, a thousand cups will not be bad.

Just now I was trotting in the county office, chasing the land rover too quickly, and I poured a lot of cool air into my stomach.

At this time, I was pressed by the wine and food, and the cool air rushed in the abdomen, squeezing into the intestines, and there was nowhere to go.

An has a bold temperament, has always been informal, if he has something to say, he will let it go, how can he hold this breath?

What about a large public? We are bold people, and we have never been informal.

As soon as An Shizhu exerted his strength, a sound was released below.

"Boom!" The earth-shattering sound of the cannon was simply sharp and deafening.

"Wow, who called me?" Lu Leopard was awakened, opened his hazy drunken eyes, and asked questions with his tongue covered his head and brain.

No one answered him, and they all held their breath, trying to block the fragrant and charming gas.

"What a smell, the smell of the town, is the cauldron in the pants." Lu Leopard didn't know the clues, and he was also drunk and strong, the eldest and my second, no one paid attention to it, so he didn't leave any face for An Shizhu.

An Shizhu was all about eating meat, but it was just a gust of wind blowing in her ears.

"Who, which bastard eats the bear's heart and leopard gall, dare to bully my eldest brother, get out of the spicy one," Lu Leopard saw An Shizhu burying his head in hardship, thinking that he was afraid of who didn't dare to speak out, and suddenly his heart rose with pride, and he was brave and courageous, and roared with his neck.

Majestic, domineering side leakage.

This roar stirred up the true qi of the whole body, and the wine that was pressed down with great effort was surging, and it rose up, majestic like a tide, and swarmed out.

"Uh--- wow---" The land leopard's body is like a leather shrimp, its mouth is infinitely open, and the inventory in its abdomen is like rolling Yangtze River East water, and it is out of control.

Stinky shredded meat, rotten vegetable leaves, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, sparsely fell into the dishes and on the table.

The disgusting smell of rancid decay spreads rapidly.

The diners in the hall did not drink less, and they were seduced by this pungent smell, and they could no longer suppress it, and they opened the gate one after another to release the goods.

"Uh...""Uh...""Uh...""Wow""Wow""Wow""