Chapter 17: Teasing Me
Land Rover was worried that he would leave for a while, and his mother and Yanali would not agree and then pinch each other, after all, the two female men were not allowed to let them.
Therefore, after saying goodbye, An Shizhu roared and trotted quickly, and almost slipped on the snow several times.
Hurried into the house, Land Rover's hanging heart fell into his stomach.
The situation is very good, the piano is harmonious, and the singing and dancing are peaceful.
The dining table was set up in the living room, and several plates of fragrant dishes were lined up on the table, and my father and sister sat at the table, waiting for the feast to begin.
Father's complexion is much better, after all, he is a martial artist who has been refining the God Realm for many years, and most of his spirit recovers after sleeping.
"What about my mother? What about Yanari. The smell wafted from the kitchen on his right, and Land Rover asked as he plunged into it.
"It is said that you have forgotten your mother when you marry a daughter-in-law, and your kid has not married a daughter-in-law, so you will not take your father seriously." Father's muttering came from behind him.
This seems to be the common nature of human beings, and the first thing almost all children ask when they enter the house is: "Where's my mother!"
Being a dad can only be ranked second, or lower.
The mother was bending over and jingling the bell to stir-fry, and Yanali squatted by the stove to add firewood, with tacit understanding and harmony.
It's just that the communication between the two people is all about hand-to-hand comparison, the mother squeezed out a smile and handed it over, and Yanali pinched a smile and sent it over.
Her mother patted Yanari on the shoulder in appreciation, and Yanari gave her thumbs up.
Land Rover laughed dumbly, his mother didn't speak Jawrent's tribal language, and Yanali knew very little about Middle-earth.
The two communicated like a rooster and a dog thief...... No, it's the chicken talking to the duck, and I have to play with the mute of the makeshift creation caused by the mind.
Land Rover felt a little hungry at this time, turned his head back to the dining table, reached out and pinched a piece of meat from the plate and threw it into his mouth, chewed a few bites indiscriminately, and then went down.
Reaching out and grabbing it, his father picked up his chopsticks and pumped his hand: "It's not on the table, you're in a hurry, how did you teach you since you were a child?" Are you a mouse, just forget it! I don't understand the rules at all, so it's useless. β
Land Rover didn't care, and threw the meat into his mouth with a shy face.
Although he has been beaten by his father since he was a child, that family affection cannot be broken up no matter what, and he is more open in front of his father.
Mother can't, although she maintains that family affection on her face, she always has a sense of estrangement in her heart, and she doesn't dare to cross in front of her.
If his mother was around, he wouldn't dare to move no matter how hungry he was.
Yanali walked in with a plate of eggs and scrambled mushrooms, gently put it on the table and said, "You're busy out there hungry, aren't you?" If you're hungry, eat first, don't wait. β
The Errants did not break the rules as much as the Dasheng government and the opposition.
Lu Li looked at Yanali and couldn't guess what this beautiful and capable big girl was talking about.
"Shouting fish, my sister Xue is boxing." Lu Li is only nine years old, he is quite tall, but he still has a big tongue when he speaks.
In order to straighten her tongue, her parents taught her to read four four, ten to ten, fourteen to fourteen, and forty to forty whenever they had free time.
She practiced it: Department Department, Xi Department, Xi Department, Department Department, Department Department.
The noisy parents were silent and had tears in their eyes, and their ears were full of ......
The only daughter in the family has been cared for by her parents and brothers since she was a child, and she is rarely released from the hospital, and she has little knowledge of the world.
Playing in small circles at home, listening to her family yelling at donkeys, yelling at donkeys and calling land rover, she is also used to being called that.
Lu Song glanced at the door of the kitchen, full of caution and timidity, and almost whispered to his daughter: "Girl, how old are you, you have to call me brother in the future, you can't open your mouth and shut up and yell at the donkey, let outsiders hear the joke We don't have a tutor." β
"Brother." Lu Li squeezed out of his throat in a soft voice, uncomfortable and very embarrassed.
Land Rover heard his sister shouting this brother, and he also felt very unfamiliar, and he still yelled at the donkey.
Habits that have been cultivated over the years have become natural.
"In the future, you don't have to call her sister, you have to call her sister-in-law. Just now, your sister-in-law accused me of stealing food and said she was going to beat me. Land Rover grinned.
"Mother said that she was my sister, why should I call her a brat, isn't she a girl?"
Lu Li knew that the boy was the boy's name, but he really didn't understand what the concept of sister-in-law was.
Lu Song glanced at his son, sneakily glanced at the kitchen door, and whispered to his daughter: "She is your brother's daughter-in-law, so you have to call your sister-in-law." β
"Oh, then my brother is yelling at the donkey, and the kid is yelling at the donkey's family." Lu Li has seen neighbors marrying relatives and knows what is going on with his daughter-in-law.
However, this place generally doesn't care what the name of so-and-so's daughter-in-law is, but it is customary to call it so-and-so's family.
Land Rover felt that he couldn't explain it clearly, not to mention that he was still eating meat in his mouth, so he simply didn't care about Lu Li anymore.
"Shout... Son, son, Land Rover, you come back this time, how many days can you stay at home? "Taken by Sun Guiying's female power, Lu Song has always shouted at the donkey, and the donkey also shouted Shun, and then called his son, he didn't feel good, so he simply called him by his name.
"I'll leave tomorrow." Land Rover didn't want to stay in front of his mother for a moment.
Lu Song's face darkened: "Are you in such a hurry?" Can't stay at home for a few more days? β
This son has suffered since he was a child, and he always wants to find an opportunity to make amends, and it would be good to be able to stay by his side for two more days.
"My son has been promoted to a catcher, and he has important tasks to do." Land Rover showed off a little to his father. Capture Sheng will be a six-rank military attachΓ©, one grade higher than his father, and there is no one who does not hope that his son will have a future.
"Catch the Dead?" Lu Song was taken aback, and his voice suddenly rose: "This job is a job where the head is tied to the waistband of the trousers, and there is no one in ten who can survive, you, you, alas!" β
"If you don't enter the tiger's den, you can get the tiger, you will seek wealth and danger, don't worry about the father, the son has his own measure." Land Rover looked like he was in his chest, comforting his old father.
Lu Song lowered his head and muttered for a long time, still hesitating.
Dasheng only has generals who died in battle, who escaped from the battle or cowered in battle, and had their own strict military law, and the death would only be worse, and their families might be implicated.
The only way to choose to join the army is to play for your life, to be promoted or die in battle, and of course, the disabled can also receive preferential treatment.
A good son, no father wants him to be hurt, let alone become a cripple.
What a special bird catcher, son, this is one foot has stepped into the ghost door and closed!
"Act with great thought and care, not recklessly." Lu Song'er mentioned his face, and his affection was overflowing.
Suddenly, his eyes lit up, a smile appeared on his face, he waved to his son, stood up and entered the bedroom.
Land Rover was secretly happy in his heart, and followed behind with a smile.
It's so mysterious, it won't be any rare treasures, it's best to have a peerless magic weapon, and you can run rampant in the world with it.
I have read a lot of online novels in my previous life, and I know that all travelers are not ordinary people, and they can at least be a god if they mix around.
My father mysteriously closed the bedroom door, opened the large wooden box containing clothes in the house, stretched out his left hand and fumbled in it for a while, and pulled out a broken baggage.
The burden was tied with a cross knot, and the dead knot was unusually strong, and it took a lot of effort for Land Rover to untie it, and his fingers were painful.
When you open the baggage, there is another layer of baggage inside, and this layer of crosses is knotted underneath.
Matryoshka dolls, layer upon layer, must be a rare treasure, am I going to get rich!
Land Rover's excited heart, two trembling hands, untied four layers of baggage, but inside was a pile of old clothes.
Deng Shi was disappointed, and looked at his father with tears in his eyes: "My old baba, what are you doing here!" Tease me to brew! β
remembered that when the boy first practiced martial arts with his father, he was too tired to squat on the ground and play a scoundrel, his father took off his shirt and threw it on the ground, revealing his sturdy figure: "How is it, is it sturdy." β
He unbuttoned his clothes and threw himself to the ground.
The father has a thin waist and broad shoulders, and an inverted triangular figure.
I have a small round belly with shaved shoulders and a triangular body.
My father's arms and legs were thick and his muscles were knotted.
He has thin arms and legs, skin and bones.
Father's brightest thing is the shiny eight-pack abs.
The most conspicuous thing about himself is a soft piece of belly.
His father handed over the small wooden stick that usually urged him to practice martial arts: "Pump it my stomach." β
He didn't dare to whip his father in his hand, this little wooden stick was too lethal in his mind, and when he was naughty or lazy, his father slapped his palm or buttocks, and he screamed at the pain at a slight touch, and the numbness was so swollen that he couldn't slow it down for a long time.
If it hurts, my father will not have any good fruit to eat.
Seeing him hesitate, his father widened his eyes and said, "Pump me." β
You found it yourself, he gritted his teeth and swung his stick and pumped it.
It was like pumping on a stone, and it shook the palms of the little hands. After a few strokes, there was a "click" and the stick broke.
Respect rose in his heart, and he said timidly: "Dad, you are so strong!" β
"Mighty or not?"
"Mighty, Dad, when will I be as strong as you?"
"If you practice martial arts well, you will be strong, if you don't practice well, you won't be strong when you grow up, just like your Uncle Cui, how ugly."
Uncle Cui is a civil official, and he is very good with his father, and often comes to his house to play.
The person is too fat, his face and body are full of meat, and he can't even walk.
Isn't it over when you look like that?
So he gritted his teeth and got up and exercised with his father......
Lu Song pulled away the torn clothes and pulled out a backpack.
Land Rover's eyes lit up, this is a backpack with double shoulder straps, it was commonplace in his previous life, he carried it on his back to school, and he also carried it on his back at work, and he was carrying this thing all over the street.
But in the current world, this thing is a scorpion's poop ---- poison (alone), and the technology of this era cannot make nylon fabric.
Not to mention the zipper, anyone who sees it will be confused.
When I opened the zipper, there was a shiny rectangular object in the bag, as long as a forearm, as wide as a palm, as thick as a fist, and a pitch-black cylinder as long as a small arm inlaid on the side.
It's a lot like a flashlight from a past life.