Chapter Sixty-Seven: Dry Me Up and Bleed

"Grandpa is Shi Zhenxiang."

"No wonder it stinks so much, the wind stinks for ten miles, and the wind stinks for thousands of miles, and it smokes to death."

"You dare to bury me, Lao Tzu will beat you!"

"What are you bragging? The cattle on the prairie have been blown to death, so you can move me and try it. ”

"Try it, just try it." Shi Zhenxiang hit the top with a head hammer and hit Da Sima's rosacea with a solid sturge.

Da Sima's nose was sore, tears were pouring from his eyes, and then blood flowed from his nose.

"Phew!" Changli Guoda Sima can only play with his lips, and he will not fight, and in a fit of anger, he sucked out a mouthful of old blood and spit out Shi Zhenxiang's face.

It's really fragrant and disgusting, and I wiped my face with my sleeve.

"Dong" Shi Zhenxiang is another head hammer.

"Whew," Da Sima covered his eyes and screamed.

"Why? Why? What are you doing! Quan Dou Nan was hesitating whether to kneel or not, and when he saw that there was going to be a commotion, he could be regarded as finding a reason to relieve the embarrassment.

"Qi Qi Sheng, this beating has made me bleed, please ask the Holy Lord to be the master of the old minister." Da Sima covered his eyes and complained.

"God, he smacked me and spit on me." Shi Zhenxiang took a bite back, he really didn't look down on any birds, and complained directly to God.

Land Rover was enjoying the kiss boot ceremony, wondering if he had ever infected Hong Kong feet in his past and present lives, and if there was any peculiar smell, it would be terrible to spread it......

I didn't expect to be able to fight for a kiss boot.

It's all related to each other, and it's really not good to get involved in this lawsuit for them, so they just pretend not to see it and treat it coldly.

Beat my minister like this, who is behind you?

Quan Dounan didn't dare to provoke Shi Zhenxiang, so he had to reprimand Da Sima: "I think you are getting more and more fallen, a dignified minister, fighting like a rural old lady, how can you be embarrassed to face so many of your subordinates." ”

Doesn't this refer to Sang scolding Huai? Shi Zhenxiang blushed with shame.

Obediently bow your head and rank honestly.

Land Rover was originally thinking that Shi Zhenxiang was at the back, and when it was his turn, he pulled him up, didn't let him kiss his boots, and kissed the back of his hand.

Since he was made king, the generals must see what makes him different.

Establish his prestige, and he will be able to worry less in the future.

But his performance just now made Land Rover wary.

Dare to stab in front of me, in the future, there will be powerful and soldiers, and the wings will be stiff, can you not listen to the mercy, or even be an anti-bone boy.

His arrogance must be suppressed......

When it was Shi Zhenxiang's turn, Land Rover watched him coldly kiss his boots, and did not pat him on the shoulder to encourage him like other generals, and let him get up and return to his seat.

Tell you with action: I can lift you, I can step on you......

Shi Zhenxiang's heart was cold, and he was very vigilant.

Although I am the king of true incense, I am a fart in the eyes of God, so I have to pay attention to it in the future......

Now only the Quan Dou man and his wife and Quan Pearl did not kneel down and kiss the boots.

In the eyes of everyone, the whole pearl is equivalent to the queen of heaven.

It is impossible to kiss boots, and it would be nice if God did not give her kissing boots.

What does the queen do, what is the god in her eyes? If the bed is tight and you don't want to touch it, you still have to hold on.

The problem is that the queen of heaven and her father don't have much, and you are not qualified to sleep with God every day, see if you worship God today, do you give God a kiss on your boots?

The generals all made the melon-eating masses, staring at Quan Dou Nan with blank eyes.

Quan Dou Nan was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks, and hesitated in his heart, not deciding whether to kneel or not.

Xiao Guanyin reacted quickly, and Tingting took a few steps to come to Land Rover's body and wanted to kneel.

Saying nothing, she couldn't let her mother-in-law kneel and kiss her boots, and Land Rover stretched out her hand to help her.

Xiao Guanyin took advantage of the situation to grab Land Rover's hand and kissed him on the back of his hand, which was considered to be the end of the salute.

Daigo, my wife is so smart......

The whole emperor painted the scoop according to the gourd, and finally saved the face of the lord of Changli.

The generals finally understood that Changli was still close to God.

King Shi Zhenxiang is far behind, and the gods don't seem to be very satisfied with him now.

With God's blessing, the prospects for a long country in the future are limitless.

As soon as Quan Dounan and Xiao Guanyin sat down, the centurions on the opposite side brushed their eyes to flatter.

If it's a thick leg, hug it quickly, and find a chance to get rid of it in the future if it becomes a waste leg.

The ministers and generals of Changli Kingdom, who have been holding their tails and swallowing their breath all the year round, feel that they can finally raise their eyebrows, their waists are straight, and their eyes are full of arrogance.

I've been a big brother for many years, and now I'm finally feeling it again.

Only Da Sima's momentum has not yet risen, and the fat old man's left eye has turned black, and his eye sockets have also swollen.

Whoever saw him couldn't hold back their laughter.

Ma Lihong and Zhu Xiaoying led the Changli maids to start making vegetables.

The big tent is filled with fragrance.

"Brother, you won't be angry with your sister!" Quan Pearl leaned over in the seat and whispered close to the Land Rover.

"Your sister is my sister, what am I doing when I'm angry with her, and I don't dare to be angry with her, just like I never get angry with you." Land Rover said a lot, there were words in the words, and there was a deep meaning.

Quan Pearl didn't go to his heart, and he sighed pitifully: "Alas, my sister doesn't know why she is so angry, where is she now?" Won't you be hungry? ”

As he spoke, tears flowed down: "My sister doesn't eat, I don't eat either, I'm going to find my sister." ”

Land Rover didn't care about the people at the table looking at her stupidly, and stretched out his hand to hold her in his arms: "Look at you, you have a little temper again, your sister is gone, you go again, how can you eat this meal!" ”

"Why can't you eat, you can't eat without the two of us!" Quan Pearl gave Land Rover a white look and pounded his chest with a small fist.

This wave of dog food was sprinkled, and the people at the table turned their heads away, pretending not to see.

God and grandmother flirt, you are a light bulb at this time, and you have to pretend that you are not a light bulb.

A plate of fragrant lamb stewed ginseng and wolfberries was placed on the table in front of Land Rover, fragrant.

The plate was handed from behind the left side of the Land Rover, and the Land Rover only cared about whispering to the all-pearl puppet in his arms, and the maids shuttled back and forth, and he didn't pay attention to it.

These maids are all slender and dignified, which is very attractive to men.

The lustful men kept their eyes on them.

Like-sex repels each other, opposites attract, this is all very normal drops.

But that's all the gluttony of ordinary men, Land Rover, as a god that everyone admires, can't be like those stinky men, and they can't stop peeking at beautiful women when they see them.

Besides, the whole pearl around me is overwhelming, and with the most beautiful flowers in your hands, where can you still appreciate ordinary weeds.

It's just that at this moment, the lively tent suddenly fell silent.

Just now, I was still talking in twos and threes, talking to each other, all over the world, and the parents had a short hot chat, why were they suddenly dumb.

Everyone looked behind the Land Rover.

His eyes were full of surprise......