Chapter 68: What a bullshit king
What are you doing behind me? Did I raise auspicious clouds over my head, or did someone erect a canopy?
Is it the situation of Shenma? Land Rover just wanted to turn back when a pair of hands blindfolded him.
Delicate and smooth, soft as jade, and a mesmerizing body fragrance wafts into the nose.
"God, guess who I am?" The sound is like the rhyme of Lin Laiquan, delicate and dripping, melodious and tactful.
"You quietly blindfolded me and let me guess who you are, I tried to guess who you are? Who else but you. "Land Rover doesn't have to guess to know who it is.
"Sister!" Quan Pearl looked back, overjoyed, put Xiaobai on the table, and jumped up from Land Rover's arms with joy.
Holding Quan Meiyu's arm with both hands, like a cheerful little swallow: "Good sister, sister, don't let my brother guess if it's okay, don't you want my brother, my brother and Pearl miss my sister so much!" ”
Land Rover held the soft wattle of the all-American jade and just enjoyed it, and the jade hand of the other people was about to be taken away, and he was still holding on tightly and was reluctant to let go.
Guess what, guess! My little girl.
Quan Meiyu Ren Land Rover held her tender little hand and smiled at his stupid gaze: "Brother, where is Meiyu sitting?" ”
Sitting in my brother's arms! Now that there are many people, you can sit on my left for the time being.
Quan Meiyu guessed what Land Rover was thinking, and her pretty face in pink instantly flushed, like a blooming azalea.
Xiaobai was snubbed on the table, whining and screaming, and his little paws grabbed the edge of the plate to eat meat for himself.
A deer whined at Quan Meiyu's feet.
Huahua was thrown in the small Guanyin tent for an afternoon, just now I was finally hugged by the heroine for a while, and now I put it at my feet, and I was very dissatisfied.
Quan Meiyu bent down and picked up Huahua and sat on the chair.
Xiaobai saw Huahua, and stopped eating the vegetables, so he crawled to the table to play with it.
Quan Meiyu put Huahua's head on the table and blocked Xiaobai.
"Why are you going, don't play with me, I'll slap you on the paw. ......" the little white grinned and scared Huahua.
Huahua couldn't understand what he was saying: "There was no shadow all afternoon, let me be alone, I really want to push you." ”
You call yours, I call mine, although the language is very different, it does not seem to delay their communication.
Quarreling and arguing, the two little heads got together, and they were intimate.
Love education must start from the baby.
If you have been educated since childhood, natural enemies can become good friends.
Land Rover watched these two gadgets play with each other, and it was interesting to watch.
"God, the dishes are ready." Zhu Xiaoying bent down to report.
There was no place for her and Ma Lihong to stand on both sides of the Land Rover, and the two had to stand behind the Land Rover.
"You two don't have to worry about me, pour the bar for the people at this table." Land Rover turned around and commanded.
"Trouble!" The two of them agreed delicately, opened the wine jar, and poured wine one by one.
The centurion and Changli's ministers and generals had their own Changli maids to serve wine.
Land Rover picked up the amber luminous cup: "Open a glass tonight, but don't get drunk, continue to hunt tomorrow, there are still two days, everyone be careful." ”
As soon as Land Rover raised his glass, Shi Zhenxiang stood up with the glass in both hands and bowed down to listen, and the people at the table hurriedly stood up and followed him, with a respectful demeanor.
As soon as Land Rover's voice fell, Shi Zhenxiang bent down 100 degrees and slammed his head on the edge of the table: "Trouble." ”
For a while, the desktop was banging and the sound of "causing trouble" was everywhere.
Shi Zhenxiang had just caused the god to be unhappy, and he was worried in his heart, so he decided to make up for it at this time.
kneeling on the ground with a wine glass: "God, I will only wait for the god to be the first to look forward, and I will be loyal to follow the god to fight a piece of the sky." After saying impassionedly, he raised his glass and drank it all.
"Trouble!" Shi Zhenxiang said what was in everyone's hearts, and the centurions and ministers and generals didn't dare to say much, and they drank it all after they got into trouble.
Land Rover touched his glass with Quan Dounan and Xiao Guanyin with a smile on his face, and took a sip elegantly: "Let's all sit down and eat!" There is no need for so much etiquette. ”
His move was to relieve the embarrassment of his future father-in-law and mother-in-law, and he knelt down in a large area, what should you do with the two of them?
Xiao Guanyin doesn't care much, sooner or later she will become God's mother-in-law, and God doesn't dare to be critical of her old mother-in-law.
Besides, if you are a lady, you can't be like a man, kneeling and kowtowing at every turn.
Quan Dounan hated Shi Zhenxiang so much that his teeth itched: What kind of bullshit king, you are making this a fuss with your grandiose slapping horses, didn't you put me on the stove and roast it.
I am also a son of heaven, although I am now down, after all, my ancestors have also been wide, the emaciated camel is bigger than the horse, the boat is broken and there are 3,000 nails, and I kowtow and kneel at every turn, doesn't it make me embarrassed and ashamed of my ancestors.
I can't let these minions always kneel like that, I really can't bear this sin.
He raised his glass and said, "The god means that everyone will gather together to celebrate yesterday's victory, summarize today's achievements, and imagine a bright future for the future." ”
I glanced at the Land Rover and found that God was not displeased, so I was relieved.
looked at Shi Zhenxiang again and said: "I don't want to be red tape, be polite, but open the distance between each other's hearts." Everyone just mixes up, eats and drinks well, drinks deliciously! ”
After speaking, he raised his glass and touched the Land Rover, and drank it all.
Shi Zhenxiang didn't dare to say anything more, so he had to stare at God's face and movements from time to time, God ate him and he ate, and God drank and he drank.
Follow God, Purple is right.
God and the beauties on both sides of the eyebrows, you feed me, I feed you, how intimate and intimate you are.
This stumped him:
To his left was Quan Meiyu, giving him ten dares, and he didn't dare to take a second look.
On the right is Yakxi, who is prone to misfire if he is flirtatious.
I can only admit that I am unlucky in my heart, who let us not be mixed up as a god!
I have to continue to work hard with God, and when I have my own piece of heaven in the future, I will eat sugar if I want sweet, and salt if I want salt.
I also picked a group of beautiful women to surround me from time to time, feed me, feed me, and accompany my old man to push the cart at night......
When the wine is hot and God only cares about flirting, everyone relaxes their moods, chatting with each other, playing and farting, blowing and patting, and contacting feelings.
There was a commotion in the tent.
Suddenly, there was a tiger roar from behind the tent.
It was Lingding Xiaowu who was asking: "God, there is a stranger with meat who wants to enter the door." ”
"Let him in." Land Rover roared tiger language.
In a moment, a white and chubby man wearing a fat coat and trousers and a straw top hat walked in with a clay pot.
Although the top is fat, a cloth belt is tied around the waist, which looks quite neat.
I don't know how much cloth was wasted in the lower bloomers, and when I walked, the wind was blown up, and the hula hula floated straight like a skirt.
It is said that in case of an emergency, the pants are taken off, the trouser legs are tied, and most of the belongings can be stuffed inside, and they can be put on the shoulders to save energy.
This is all a smart way to get used to being beaten and beaten up.