Ling Yunfei was a little excited, because the background data of his feces empty urethral APP showed that more than 30 people had downloaded it, and another person had submitted an order, and even sent a private message:

"I hope this isn't a funny and tricky APP, I really can't help it, I haven't solved it for almost eight days, if this APP can really solve my problem, it's okay to spend any money."

Ling Yunfei was a little funny when he saw this order, but he felt that the phrase "it doesn't matter how much money you spend" was a little attractive to him, Ling Yunfei said before that he was not very interested in money at the moment, but he only set the amount of a day at one dollar.

Because Ling Yunfei felt that this was just starting, and the price was too high, it would not be too good.

Ling Yunfei's APP, with the assistance of Daji, has done very well, and the orders on it are very clear.

The information of the order, including the amount of days and where to send it, is comprehensive.

Ling Yunfei saw this order, it was very simple, only half a month's amount, and the location was a public toilet near the order.

Ling Yunfei interacted with the single person: "Whether you solve it in person, or help you solve it in the air, the cost is the same." ”

"I want to do it myself!"

"Okay, give you three minutes, please take off your pants at the place within the specified time and get ready, if it overtime, you will bear the consequences."

After Ling Yunfei confirmed the order, three minutes later, he clicked confirm, the task was completed, and he received the benefit of fifteen yuan.

Of course, Ling Yunfei wouldn't care about this benefit.

Within a few minutes, this Ling Yunfei actually received an additional 30,000 yuan.

"Oh my God, what's going on?"

It turned out that the person who placed the order just now just tried it with the mentality of rushing to the doctor with a hurry, and he just spent fifteen yuan to try his luck, who knows, this is actually true.

Because he didn't take those three minutes seriously, he lost badly.

Although he was very embarrassed, fortunately, it was night, and the heartiness of the single made him feel that there was hope in life, so he rewarded 30,000 yuan.

Ling Yunfei was happy.

The next day, after Ling Yunfei got up, he went to the kitchen to get milk to drink, and ran into Qian'er, who had just come out of the bathroom.

Qian'er held her mobile phone as she walked:

"I'll go, there really is such an APP."

"empty urethra."

When Ling Yunfei heard Qian'er say this, he suddenly came to his senses and came to Qian'er's mobile phone, only to see that Qian'er had also downloaded one.

"What, what kind of software is this, what a disgusting name, what is it for."

Ling Yunfei pretended to be confused.

"Those who urinate for others, some in the air, and some in person, but within the time frame, otherwise, they will lose very badly, there was a guy who lost badly last night, that scene, was filmed, I can't see it, there will be a psychological shadow."

Ling Yunfei was so cool in his heart.

"I've got to give it a try!"

With that, Qian'er began to register and place an order.

"You're so bored."

Ling Yunfei pretended not to care and replied, and then took the cow back and forth to the bedroom.

Take out your anonymous phone and open it:

"I'll go, 120,000 orders haven't been processed!"

Open the background data and look at it, the number of downloads has reached an astonishing 500,000.

Where did Ling Yunfei have such a processing ability, so he had to call out Daji.

"Daji is willing to serve her master."

"120,000 orders, Daji, I have to ask you to help."

"Meaningless, add your skills and a small plug-in of mine, and it will be done."

With that, Daji got busy.

Two minutes later, there were just over 20,000 unprocessed orders.

"Daji, what's going on? Why don't you deal with it? ”

"This can't be handled, you have to look at the place they chose."

Ling Yunfei opened it and took a look:

"I'll go, ex-boyfriend's fridge."

"Rival Drawer"

"Collector's Mouth"

"On the lectern in the classroom"

......

After reading it, Ling Yunfei sighed: "These really can't be handled, except for the mouth of the collector, I think it's feasible, and the rest will be refunded, just say that the location does not meet the requirements." ”

Da Ji finished processing the order in the manner of Ling Yunfei.

At this time, in a collection company thousands of miles away, a domineering and intimidating collector who defrauded others was vomiting vigorously, vomiting with feces all over his mouth.

Open the background data again, Ling Yunfei saw that the score of his APP had reached 7.3 points, which was already very high, and many users said that because they were not sent to their ex-boyfriend's refrigerator, they were not very happy, so they scored low.

Ling Yunfei didn't care about these, and when he saw the account balance, his eyes were about to fall.

"More than 100,000 orders, processed in a few minutes, the income reached 660,000, my mother, is it so awesome."

Daji jumped up: "It seems that the master has mastered the wealth code, isn't there a great economist who said, as long as you grasp people's needs, and then respond to them, you can make money, and making money is the easiest thing in the world." Everyone's got to know it. ”

At this time, there was still a steady stream of orders coming, and Ling Yunfei was a little overwhelmed.

looked at Daji: "Daji, now many celebrities have started to do business, you say, I, a star, can I list this business." ”

"I advise you not to, after all, you don't want money, and if others know about your special permanent skill, you will be in constant trouble, so you should just make money and pretend to be worth it like this."

Ling Yunfei felt that it was the same, after all, when he became a star, there were a lot of moths.

Fortunately, Daji uses technology to deal with it, no one will know the data of this APP, with Daji here, Lingyunfei 10,000 rest assured.

Ling Yunfei walked out with a lazy waist, and saw Qian'er complaining on the sofa with her mobile phone:

"What a broken APP, there are so many praises, why did you give me a refund, it's really unreasonable."

Ling Yunfei walked over and asked hypocritically, "What's the matter?" ”

"You see, I placed an order, and I was even refunded."

"In the fridge of your ex-boyfriend? Ah, it turned out to be you. ”

"What turned out to be me?"

Ling Yunfei knew that he had lost his words, and immediately explained: "Where are you doing, I also placed an order just now, my location was selected in the Sahara Desert, the order was completed, it cost less than twenty yuan, and it took a week to solve it." ”

Qian'er didn't notice anything unusual, and sighed: "I see, but I really want to send it to that scumbag's refrigerator." ”

"Looks like you hate him, huh?"

"It's not just hate, I want to kill him."

"Huh? Qian'er, as for it? Why do you hate him like this? ”

"You don't know, this guy is stepping on eight boats, and he is directly a time management master, and I actually got along with him for a year before I found out that I was bored."

"Eight boats, I'll go, this is a man's idol."

"Bah, men really don't have any good things."

"Oh, I won't interrupt you, you say."

Qian'er glanced at her and continued:

"Don't say eight boats, this guy is a liar, I don't know how much money he cheated me, at least one million, take my money and spend it on other women, he is a scumbag, changing several identities, one moment is the rich second generation, one moment just came back from the army, one moment, another returnee, I really obeyed him, do you know what it is?"

"What is it?"

"I found out that I was tired and wanted to break up with him, but he just said 0k, and then got into another woman's car, leaving me alone and messy in the wind."

"I'll go, it's really a scumbag's boutique, what's his name."

Qian'er smiled: "He said his name was Lewis, but I know that this is not his real name, he may have ten thousand names." ”

"What a scumbag."

"That's right, you said he's also a scumbag, I'm just giving the scumbag a little color to see, why did this damn APP reject me, is this designer a brain-dead, otherwise, this designer is a scumbag."

Ling Yunfei was a little helpless and touched his braincase.

"The designer should have the designer's idea, if you put it in a random place, then the world will be messed up, I think that scumbag should be rectified, when you submit the order, it is best to attach a photo, and explain the things of his scumbag in the order, saying that this APP may not accept your order."

"Is that really the case?"

"I don't know, what if this APP also hates scumbags?"

As soon as Qian'er heard Ling Yunfei's suggestion, her face bloomed with joy. I placed another order.

"Hey, Qian'er, if it's successful, why don't you use the previous month's amount?"

Qian'er smiled slightly: "Hmph, give him half a year." ”

Ling Yunfei returned to the bedroom again and asked Daji to find out Qian'er's order.

After Daji found it, Ling Yunfei smiled:

"Then avenge him."

As he spoke, he accepted the order, and at this time, Qian'er in the living room also cheered and knocked on Ling Yunfei's door.

After opening the door, Qian'er pounced on her, hugged Ling Yunfei and kissed her.

"Accepted, my order was accepted."

......

At this time, in Lewis's room, Lewis and his friends were having a PA with a group of girls

ty。

The sound of the music and the heat of the binge drinking filled the room, and Lewis, while drinking, was bragging about a beautiful woman in his arms, saying that he was regarded as a godson by the prince of Qatar and would soon inherit three oil fields.

The girl was apparently deceived by Lewis and kissed her.

I have to say that this Lewis is a master of the girl, plus his appearance and foolishness, there is really no girl who can't take it.

It was so hot and dry in the summer, and the cheers in the house were incessant, and Lewis's bottle was empty, so Lewis pushed the girl away and went to the refrigerator to get a cold drink.

“3,2,1......”

As soon as Lewis's hand touched the refrigerator, it exploded.

Countless yellow liquid gushed out, and Lewis directly became a minion in front of the refrigerator, and half of his whole body was in the yellow object.

Lewis wiped it and looked:

“Whats the fuck！”

In an instant, the music stopped, everyone was stunned, and suddenly, a girl screamed, breaking the silence, and everyone fled in all directions, except for Lewis, who fell into it and couldn't extricate himself.

A kind friend called the fire department, and a fire truck was responsible for lifting Lewis out, and the other two vehicles adjusted the water pumps.

It took two truckloads of water to wash the stains off this scumbag.

Immediately afterwards, Douyin and Kuaishou became popular directly, and the headline was: The Prince of Refrigerator and Toilet - Lewis, if you don't die, you won't die, what to play to transform the refrigerator into a toilet.

It turned out that the people who didn't know the truth only thought that there was something wrong with Lewis, so they transformed the refrigerator into a toilet, and it exploded.

When Qian'er swiped these videos, she laughed on the floor of the living room again, with her feet on all fours, laughing hysterically, feeling so relieved.

Since then, Lewis's reputation has completely died, and the girls before him have stayed away from him, and no matter what kind of perfume he uses, others will think that there is a strange smell on his body.

When he reacquainted with the girl, the girl would immediately pinch her nose and leave.

Lewis was a little depressed, did he have to have plastic surgery?

Since then, Lewis doesn't know who has done him, he must have been too many girls, and in the days to come, Lewis will not dare to take anything from the refrigerator.

When Qian'er saw what happened to Lewis on the short video, she decisively gave a five-star praise to this app and became the most loyal user of this APP.

For a time, on major forums and Weibo, there were countless discussions about the "" empty urethral App, and in just one week, there were more than 200 million download users, which is unattainable data for any software.

And what makes Ling Yunfei even more headache is that he has to process at least more than 20 million orders every day, which is more than Ma's Papa Ma's Taobao data.

Fortunately, he still has to be Daji, otherwise, Ling Yunfei would not be able to be busy at all.

And such a powerful APP brings countless benefits behind it, and there are even many overseas users.

It's the kind of influence that this app has caught the attention of the state security services.

Under the attack of the country's top computer masters, this APP has not been broken, and it is not in the controlling party, which still attracts the attention of the state.

However, Ling Yunfei used the strongest pretending system in the universe, according to Daji's words, the servers of this "shit" empty "urine" channel app are not on the earth, and the human beings on the earth have no way to overcome this app at all.

Ling Yunfei's income in the background is a large amount every day, and such a large amount of money also needs Daji to operate, and Daji secretly stored these funds in the account of a Swiss bank according to Ling Yunfei's idea.

This is the side that Daji admires Ling Yunfei more, because Ling Yunfei has this system, and he does not do anything wrong, but strives to do everything he wants to do for the balance of the earth, because Daji believes that Ling Yunfei will do a lot of particularly beneficial and pretending things in the future.

It's also boring to accept orders like this and process orders, and Ling Yunfei's acting career is also a little delayed, suddenly, Ling Yunfei jumped up, and he had an idea.

When Daji wanted to ask Ling Yunfei, Ling Yunfei smiled slightly:

"Daji, you are a roundworm in my stomach, why don't you know."

Daji smiled slightly, the master's obscene and low-level ideas can't hide from Daji, noble thoughts, Daji is a little unpredictable, after all, the hearts of you earthlings are unpredictable.

Ling Yunfei smiled: "You still have a set, but to be honest, my idea is really a bit noble." ”

"What is it?"

"I want to make the Sahara Desert green."

"Huh? That's a noble idea. ”

"That's right, I've got this great idea."

"What's it, I'm a star, I can pretend to be forced, I can pretend to contribute to the Sahara, so that I can not only earn pretending to be forced, but also contribute to the earth's environmental protection."

"The master's idea is really whimsical, Daji can follow the master, it's really happy."

Just do it, and then Ling Yunfei took out a banner with a sub written on it, and asked Qian'er to help him take a photo.

Ling Yunfei posted on Weibo for the first time, and one stone stirred up a thousand waves.

It turned out that Ling Yunfei had this idea when he learned that the Sahara Desert was spreading at an alarming speed in the recent news.

In the photo, the banner held by Ling Yunfei reads: Everyone has a responsibility to green the Sahara.

When this Weibo was posted, many people supported him, but more people laughed at Ling Yunfei:

"How far away is the Sahara, what is the bird to do with you, don't be hypocritical here, start earning traffic."

Ling Yunfei saw countless comments like this, but he was still not discouraged and immediately called John Lee.

"How much more can you give me outside of the contract."

"My God of Wealth, do I dare not give you money? Do you know how stressed I am right now? Many companies are willing to pay a huge amount of liquidated damages for you to sign a contract with you, say quickly, how much. ”

"Not much? Five hundred million! ”

"I'll go, five hundred million!"

"If it doesn't work, forget it."

"Okay, why not, can you tell me what you want so much money for?"

"Green the Sahara."

"I'll go, your Weibo post is true."

"Of course it's true."

"Okay, just do it, you will come to the company immediately."

After all, such a big thing, John Lee did not dare to be sloppy, after a series of efforts, contacted the environmental protection department of the United Nations, the United Nations heard that there is a Chinese want to do such a thing, they are very happy.

And this matter has also been brought to the table of the United Nations, and Ling Yunfei, because he took the lead in donating 500 million, has become the image ambassador of greening the Saha desert.

For a while, Ling Yunfei became popular again, and this time, it became popular all over the world.

In the world, Ling Yunfei has countless fans, and the people who laughed at him before are now so ashamed.

In this way, the first saplings were transported with the convoy to the Sahara's water source, where Ling Yunfei planted the first tree.

Under the maintenance of environmental protection organizations, there is an oasis that is neither big nor small, and the United Nations has passed it, and it is called "Yunfei Oasis"!

On the Sahara Desert, Ling Yunfei looked at that oasis, and couldn't help but feel something in his heart that he had never felt before, proud, relieved, in short, very comfortable, but couldn't say it.

John Li panted and came to Ling Yunfei's side: "I'll go, Yunfei, it's too hot here, but I know, it's right to follow you, I think it's done well." ”

"Of course it's good, your Xingchen company is good, now, many people know, you can earn again, it seems that 500 million is less than what you want."

Actually, Ling Yunfei didn't care about the 500 million, he just wanted to see John Li's attitude, because the income on his app was not low.

In the Sahara, Ling Yunfei met Haziyer, who has been committed to governing the desert all his life, Haziyer has three nationalities, but he has always wanted to become a Chinese citizen, and now he is in his thirties, and Ling Yunfei's move has aroused Haziyer's admiration.

Hazier gave Ling Yunfei the highest etiquette and handed him a stone.

"You know, this stone is unique to the Sahara, you won't find it anywhere else, I call it the sun."

"Why is it called that?"

"Actually, I don't like this stone, because as the desert expands, there will be more and more of it, and how I want it to become a scarce item, so that it will be precious."

Ling Yunfei looked at the stone and said slowly, "Yes." ”

"No, climate change and human greed will only cause desertification to get faster and faster, thank you for your oasis, but your oasis won't make much difference."

Ling Yunfei looked at Ha Ziyer and nodded.

"That's it, but aren't you still persevering, tell me, what is your biggest difficulty?"

"Haha, it's good if humans aren't greedy, but I know it's impossible, to say that it's difficult, my team and I have encountered water, nutrients, and of course, mo

ey, then we will have more manpower to do more things. ”

"Hazi, I will remember your words, and I believe that one day in the future, I will definitely drink beer with you under the big tree in the Sahara forest, and remember today."

Then, Ling Yunfei handed a note to Ha Ziyer. Ling Yunfei left.

Looking at the words on the note, Hazi was a little surprised:

"What kind of person is he!"