Chapter 0064: Heavenly Descends on Tokyo
Haziel looked at the man who left, but he thought that he might be a star from far away China, but who would have thought that he would give so much.
Open the note, on it is a Swiss bank account, below is the password, and there is a line of words, which is written by Ling Yunfei:
"For the sake of the Sahara, you can use the money in it however you want."
When he saw these words, Hazier's belief in governing the Sahara became even stronger.
When Hazi told her team the news, the whole team began to cheer.
When Ling Yunfei returned to China, the fashionable portraits of him on the streets had been changed, and they were all replaced with photos of him planting trees in the Sahara.
A traffic star has been transformed into an earth sanitation messenger. And John Lee's Star Company is no longer just a company that has made an appointment, but a company that has to contact a series of environmental sanitation mission assistance.
After Ling Yunfei became popular again, he began his own calculations.
With the help of Daji, Ling Yunfei not only became the spokesperson of the Sahara, but also became the spokesperson of this "" empty "urine" app.
For a while, the entertainment industry exploded.
Ling Yunfei knew what was going on, but he couldn't explain it in front of the media, but he just said that he received a mysterious invitation from the feces empty urethral app, because he was the spokesperson for the Sahara, and this app also saw his point, so he let him endorse.
Ling Yunfei felt that he had this obligation, and the concept of this app coincided with his own efforts to save the Sahara, so he accepted it.
There must be no way to know what the source of this app is, the personnel of the security department have no way of knowing, they investigated Ling Yunfei, and they didn't get any information from Ling Yunfei, so they had to give up, after all, this app has not shown any malice at present.
Only Ling Yunfei himself knows all this.
When Qian'er and Anne knew that Ling Yunfei had endorsed this app, they rushed over excitedly.
"Say, how much endorsement fee did you charge this time?"
"No, such a good app, how can I be willing to charge, besides, I have a bigger idea, this app actually agreed."
"What thoughts?"
"The Sahara lacks water and nutrients, and I just donated a little bit of a tree, which is far from enough, and wouldn't it be more advantageous to donate all the and empty urethra stuff?"
Although it is a bit heavy-mouthed, Anne and Qian'er are very supportive of Ling Yunfei.
As soon as he said and did, Ling Yunfei hid in the bedroom alone, called out Daji, and immediately advocated a public welfare crowdfunding project with the theme of "Aid the Sahara, Responsibility for You, Me and Him" on the APP.
The purpose of this project is to connect with all the people in the world through this app and donate their own urine and urine to the Sahara.
After Ling Yunfei was ready, he contacted Haziyeer and told him the news that he had become the spokesperson of the app, and Haziyeer said that he already knew and thanked Ling Yunfei for everything he brought to the Sahara.
Ling Yunfei's psychological happiness blossomed.
At this time, Haziyeer showed a bill on the other end of the video, saying that he had taken out a lot of money, bought a large number of saplings, and was preparing to build "Yunfei No. 2 Oasis", "Yunfei No. 3 Oasis" and "Yunfei No. 4 Oasis".
Ling Yunfei listened with tears in his eyes: "Hazi, I want to build to No. 100, is it okay?" ”
"It's a little hard, but I know we can do it, can't we?"
As he spoke, Hazi changed the camera and switched to behind him, behind him, there were UN officials in charge of the project, as well as volunteers from various countries, working with Hazi to save the Sahara and save the earth.
Ling Yunfei was even more determined in his direction and footsteps.
"Yunfei, I also downloaded this app, you see."
As he spoke, Hazi took out his mobile phone and showed it to Ling Yunfei, on it, I have already put the location where the nutrients are received, hoping that the project you are advocating, the mysterious organization behind this app, can see it and transport the nutrients to these places.
Ling Yunfei nodded: "I think they'll see it." ”
After hanging up the video, Ling Yunfei took out his anonymous mobile phone, called out Daji, and after opening the app data, he did see several locations from Hazi, but Hazi didn't know that the mysterious organization behind this app was Ling Yunfei.
"Daji, have you entered all the locations?"
"Little KISS, it's done. But master, the amount of this order is really a bit large. ”
"How big?"
"You can take a look."
Ling Yunfei looked at the data and was taken aback:
"I'll go, so much, is it okay?"
"Master, it's the Sahara, it's not a small sand dune, this amount, no problem. After all, how many people are there in the world, this is just the amount of empty urethral app users for a day or two, maybe someone will donate their whole life for the Sahara, and live a life that is chic and can't go to the toilet. ”
"Thank you, Daji, you reminded me, this is not okay, I don't want the Sahara Desert to become a Sahara field, and I will start screening orders immediately."
"How?"
"Everyone can donate less than a week in advance, and more will be refunded, so it's about the same, otherwise, the pressure on the Sahara Desert is very high."
"The master has a long brain, so he will do it."
After Daji finished processing, the amount dropped a little.
"I can do this first and see if Hazi's side can handle it, and then we'll adjust."
"That's right, master, so that it can be orderly, but the APP has received a lot of dissatisfaction, it should be because many people are anxious to make a contribution to the Sahara for a year or even ten years, you this week, hehe, they are not happy."
"You immediately make an announcement on the app, and you can say that everything can be done step by step, and so many times have passed at once, and the Sahara will really become a field."
Daji immediately did so.
After screening the orders, Ling Yunfei pressed the OK button.
In an instant, in the Sahara, in a place designated by Hazi, yellow hills and rivers of yellow liquid appeared.
“my god!”
Hazi sighed, although the taste was a bit big, but Hazi's unbelievable happiness was indescribable, and he immediately dialed Ling Yunfei's video:
"I can't believe it's true. I'd like to ask you to take a look. ”
Hazi turned the video over, and Ling Yunfei covered his eyes all of a sudden:
"Forget it, hazi, I can smell it through the screen, you've worked hard."
Hazi smiled and said:
"Don't worry, in the future, the air here will be wonderful, didn't you say that you want to drink beer with me under the big trees in the Sahara forest, this dream will come true, now, I know what your money is doing, I need a "shovel army", and of course, build a nutrient factory. ”
After finishing speaking, Hazi hung up the video and immediately contacted the responsible officials of the United Nations, and at this time, in the account that Ling Yunfei gave Hazi, there was already a steady stream of funds deposited, and there must be more than 7 billion people in the world, each person is a dollar, and it will accumulate 700 million in an instant.
And now, the news media has exploded, and most people think that the "green Sahara" advocated by Ling Yunfei is a gimmick, but in just a few months, the "Yunfei No. 1, No. 2, No. 3, No. 4" oasis in the Sahara has sprung up.
Seeing the change in the Sahara, the people of the whole world were satisfied, and Ling Yunfei became a god-like existence in an instant, and in the countries near the Sahara, Ling Yunfei became the savior sent by God in their teachings.
But what the big guy thinks about the most is who the mysterious organization behind this app is.
Because it is possible to transfer this urine and urine to the Sahara out of thin air, such a means has surpassed the technology of the earth.
Ling Yunfei said in the media that he only received mysterious mobile phone text messages and had no contact with them, and the world's top hackers could not overcome them.
Therefore, many people suspect that this app is an alien product, and the organization behind it is alien.
However, this app is not harmful, because after people transfer those urine and urine, the pressure on the sewers and water consumption of the whole city are greatly reduced, which makes a great contribution to environmental protection.
The ecology of the entire earth is slowly recovering.
A year later, when Ling Yunfei came to the Sahara, he went to see Hazier for the first time.
When Ling Yunfei saw Hazier, she was no longer the girl with chapped lips and a hat, but a sturdy female warrior wearing a uniform and carrying a spear on her shoulder.
Hazier made a beautiful jump, jumped out of his jeep, and stepped forward to hug Ling Yunfei excitedly.
"Wow, that's a big change."
"Yes, it's all given by you, the God of Wealth, look, this car, this business, all bought with the money you gave, do you want to see where your money goes?"
Ling Yunfei nodded.
"Get in the car!"
Hazi started the car, Lingyun flew into the car, Hazi kicked the accelerator, the yellow sand behind the car was filled, and the car drove forward.
Looking at this long stretch of sand, Ling Yunfei not only sighed, but the desert area was too big.
"Look, what's up ahead?"
After Ling Yunfei looked at it, it was a little faint, and it felt like a small mountain.
Hazi took the steering wheel in one hand and handed Ling Yunfei a telescope with the other.
Ling Yunfei looked at it, and there was a burst of joy in his heart: "It's a tree, it's a tree, it's green." ”
"Have fun!"
Ling Yunfei nodded.
Hazi stepped up his horsepower and drove forward.
Slowly, the green got closer and closer.
To Ling Yunfei's surprise, along the way, there were several checkpoints, and when Hazi passed, those guards would salute.
Hazi's car drove all the way to those trees, and when he got to the front, Ling Yunfei saw that they were all saplings.
"Thanks to you, this is Yunfei No. 8 Oasis, and the number of saplings is 80 million, are you still satisfied?"
Ling Yunfei nodded, lowered his body, and saw that there were droppers underneath.
"Are you curious about where this water comes from?"
Ling Yunfei nodded.
"Get in the car!"
Not long after, white factories appeared in front of him, and after getting out of the car, Hazi handed Ling Yunfei a mask like a gas mask.
"What do these factories do?"
Hazi smiled: "You should know. ”
"I know."
"Nonsense, what comes through the empty urethra, only a part, of course, that is also a large part, is transported by my special unit to the oasis that is needed."
"Specialized troops?"
"That's right, with your money, they drive large trucks to transport that part to the oasis where they are needed, of course, this force is registered with the United Nations, do you know what the outside world calls them?"
"What?"
"Shovel troops!"
"It's also very apt."
"Of course, they are proud of this mission, and it must be such a noble cause as saving the earth, and many people can't enter it if they want to."
"The rest of the rest goes into these factories."
"That's right, there are now 72 such factories in the Sahara."
"72?"
"Don't be surprised, as if you don't know how rich you are. These factories dehydrate the remaining urine and feces, and the water you just saw is detached, and there is still a shortage of water in the Sahara. After dehydration, we store them as fertilizer and replenish the seedlings regularly and quantitatively to ensure the survival rate. ”
Faced with all this managed by Hazi, Ling Yunfei couldn't help but give a thumbs up, seeing the gun that Hazi was carrying, Ling Yunfei was a little curious.
"You don't have to be curious, this is what I use to protect myself, don't you know, there are many people who want to kill me now?"
"Kill you?" Ling Yunfei was very surprised.
"That's right, some people think that I changed the desert, and the desert should be the way the desert should be, and it shouldn't be done."
"Damn, you're really so stupid."
"But don't worry, with your bank account, my bodyguards, and my shoveling troops, I'm fine."
Ling Yunfei looked at Hazi in front of him and couldn't help but give him a thumbs up, but he was still a little worried about him.
"I'll always remember your words."
"What?" Ling Yunfei asked.
"Drink Chinese beer with you under the trees in the Sahara forest."
Ling Yunfei remembered this sentence, but was a little curious: "Why is it Chinese beer?" ”
Hazi smiled: "You don't know, now, I have almost 800,000 employees here, 80% are Chinese, they are hardworking and hardworking, if it were not for them, there would not be such a good thing here today, why is it Chinese beer, because I want to taste the taste of hard work." ”
Ling Yunfei nodded:
"Hazi, there will be a day, when I go back, I will send you a box of Tsingtao beer, that is my favorite Chinese beer, no, I will send you a truckload, no, a plane, you wait."
Hazi couldn't stop laughing, okay, I'll wait for you to come along.
The two couldn't stop laughing, and at this time, Hazi stopped:
"I have an offer, and I feel like I'd do better."
"What proposal?"
"Many Chinese who have just come here, when they plant trees, they especially have a soft spot for the trees they planted, and the survival rate of that tree is very high, I can take out some money to install monitoring here, connect satellites, so that anyone in the world can see the growth of the tree they donated."
"If I die, please bury my ashes under the tree I planted in the Sahara, so that I can still protect the earth after I die."
Suddenly, Ling Yunfei came to such a sentence, and Hazi was a little surprised:
"What are you talking about?"
"Yes, you know, how expensive the cemetery is now, in addition to the method you mentioned, we can advocate the proposal of burying people in the Sahara after they die."
The two hit it off, Ling Yunfei immediately endorsed again, and Hazi began to prepare, and for a while, there were more trees in the Sahara.
Looking at these results, Hazi was very happy, but a phone call made Hazi anxious.
"These damn Japanese."
It turned out that Hazi received news that a friend of mine in Japan found that these Japanese guys were secretly dumping nuclear wastewater in the sea.
When the news came out, Hazi was filled with indignation, and on social media, he began to condemn the Japanese government with the power of one person.
At the beginning, these Japanese still didn't admit it, but in the many memorized investigations and evidence collection, they finally couldn't hide it, and Hazi's journalist friend was also killed in Japan.
For a while, Hazi's emotions and anger were at the extreme.
In the news, these guys in Japan want to cover up, which has aroused the dissatisfaction of many countries.
But what can it be, it's just a condemnation, and it doesn't hurt.
When Ling Yunfei and Hazi video, Hazi couldn't cry anymore, one is the grief from the loss of a friend, and the other is the destruction of the earth by humans.
"Yunfei, you know what? How many fish will a single meal of nuclear wastewater kill? ”
"At least 100 million, and the impact of nuclear wastewater is long-lasting, it will take a hundred years to purify, or even longer, and our improvement and protection are not as good as the destruction of people overnight."
Ling Yunfei gritted his teeth angrily: "If I have a nuclear weapon, I will immediately put it in Japan, the existence of these guys is destruction, it is really infuriating." ”
Hazi wiped his tears: "Nuclear weapons, you may not have them, but you have your power, can you contact the aliens behind the app, I think they are kind, maybe they will help us." ”
Hazi's words woke up Ling Yunfei, Ling Yunfei nodded, and hung up the video.
Ling Yunfei was a little reluctant to go, because Hazi regarded the mysterious organization behind the app as an alien, but there was no way, Ling Yunfei could only hide it like this.
Ling Yunfei called up Daji:
Daji is willing to serve her master:
Host: Ling Yunfei
Level: Lv3
Blessing: 0.3 yuan / pretending to be forced per second (current balance: 42800 yuan)
Loading Force: 68000/80000
Crossing: 18 days
......
Seeing that his pretending value and travel time had increased significantly, Ling Yunfei was not happier, but asked Daji about the information about Japan's secret dumping of nuclear wastewater this time.
After a while, Daji summarized it and presented it on the screen:
According to incomplete statistics, this time, the total amount dumped in Japan reached 22 barrels, and the destination was in the far sea of Hokkaido.......
Ling Yunfei looked at the data, but he couldn't understand it, so he immediately asked Daji what to do.
"It's very simple, send out a large number of fishing boats and sprinkle black ocean balls that adsorb nuclear wastewater on the surface of the sea, so that it can be slowly relieved."
Ling Yunfei held his head in both hands:
"Sister Daji, how is this possible, where did I get so many fishing boats, besides, it's a Japanese place, can I go there?"
Daji thought about it for a while, and then said, "I have a good idea." ”
"What's the solution?"
"It takes 10,000 pretending values to provide a solution, is the master willing to do it?"
"For the happiness of all mankind and damn little Japan, I'll give you twelve thousand."
"The host was awesome."
Saying that, Daji opened a map of ocean currents on the screen, to be honest, Ling Yunfei's geographical knowledge has long been forgotten, when he took geography class, he looked at the beautiful legs of the geography teacher, where can he care about looking at the schematic diagram of ocean currents on the blackboard.
Daji nodded: "There is an ocean current here, if you have a way, build an island here, and if the ocean current comes here, it will change direction and flow in the direction of the Japanese island, so that the nuclear wastewater can be controlled in the upper part of this range, and it will not flow to the open sea, and it will reduce the damage in a large area, and of course, Japan will become the biggest victim." ”
After Ling Yunfei heard this, he stood up excitedly:
"Okay, just do it."
But at the thought of building an island, Ling Yun flew into a deflated ball.
"Auntie, I can't even do a fishing boat, how can I build an island empty-handed, at this time, I still think the first way is simpler."
"Master, you can do it."
"Huh? I can? ”
"Have you forgotten? You have permanence, you can. ”
When Ling Yunfei heard this, he jumped up suddenly:
"Daji, you mean I can build, build a "road"? ”
"That's right, pollution-free, all-natural!"
Ling Yunfei was so happy that he immediately picked up his anonymous mobile phone.
"Daji, I need your help, can you post the schematic diagram of the ocean current you explained just now on the app of the feces empty urethra, and send the explanation, send our thoughts, I think people all over the world will support us."
"Uh-huh, Da Ji helps the master!"
For a while, all users of the feces empty urethra received a message:
In the face of Japan's irresponsibility to the world, we will never sit idly by, and we also ask all users to fill in the amount of stool in the next month, and we want Japan to taste its own consequences.
Subsequently, the video of the ocean current explained by Daji began, and for a while, the number of orders increased suddenly.
Because almost everyone hates Japan's way of doing this, they will never allow the whole world to bear the consequences of their own misdeeds.
According to Daji's calculations, the total amount of orders far exceeded the need to build an island.
Ling Yunfei smiled:
"We might as well make this island bigger."
As he spoke, Ling Yunfei pressed the OK point.
For a while, at the far end of Hokkaido, an island appeared out of thin air, but the appearance of this island was a little strange, and the smell was not very good.
And this move was put on video by the media.
On the street corner, a group of children watched the video around their mobile phones and cheered:
"On this island, there is my month's worth of poop."
After the island was established, Daji announced the answer to Ling Yunfei through calculations:
"As we estimated, this ocean current has turned around, and the nuclear wastewater will be controlled to this place, and little Japan is starting to suffer."
"Great."
"But master, there's something."
"Something."
"The island has been built big enough, and it is no longer needed, and we still have a large number of orders here, and the person who placed the order said that his materials were not used on the island, and he was a little unconvinced."
"What's so unconvincing, send it to the Sahara."
"Master, Daji advises you not to do this, because the user experience is still quite important."
"Alright, Daji, can you send a message to tell them that the island has been built and is no longer needed."
"Okay!"
Daji immediately went to do it, but after a while, Daji called up the comment and asked Ling Yunfei to see:
"We didn't contribute to this incident, we are not reconciled, the Sahara tree can wait, but I'm angry, we must come out, the island is good, right, then send all these to Tokyo, give little Japan a warning, tell them that they have to be responsible for doing something wrong."
This is the highest comment in the like, and the number of likes has exceeded 300 million.
"Master, I think it will hurt the user's experience if you don't do this."
Ling Yunfei was a little embarrassed, but at this time, on the forum that came with the app, someone put another post on the top:
"Heavenly descends on Tokyo, teach them a lesson!"
When he saw this moment, Ling Yunfei felt that he should teach these guys a lesson, otherwise, these guys don't have a long memory, and maybe they will come up with something next time.
Ling Yunfei tapped on the keyboard of the anonymous mobile phone and typed out a line of words:
"Teach them a lesson, there are still twelve hours before "falls on Tokyo"
Then, the countdown starts to show.
"Master, why did you give twelve hours?"
"Hehe, first, I thought that there might be innocent people there, and I had time to evacuate, and second, such a great outlet, I don't want anyone to miss it."
As soon as the news was released, major media outlets began to rush to report it, and many media took the risk of preparing a live broadcast in Tokyo for the sake of ratings, and they also had oxygen tubes prepared by their side.
What's even more ridiculous is a media in the United States, they typed the headline: Heavenly descends on Tokyo, aliens have set their sights on Tokyo.
Countless media outlets rushed to report the report.
And more and more people regard the makers of the feces empty urethra as aliens, after all, they have just built an island in order to protect all mankind from nuclear pollution, and now, there is also the heavenly descending on Tokyo, after several such events, countless people have regarded the aliens they imagined as the guardian saints of the earth.
What Ling Yunfei didn't expect was that he was a fan, and his recent busyness made him forget to watch the World Cup, but when he turned on the news, FIFA interrupted the game for two days in order to welcome the grand occasion of "Heavenly Descending to Tokyo", and then it was held again.
It's been fantastic.
What Ling Yunfei didn't expect was that the Japanese government had begun to evacuate Tokyo, but countless Internet celebrities who broadcast live online were rushing to Tokyo.
They didn't have any other ideas, they just wanted to experience the grand occasion firsthand, and then achieve the purpose of increasing their fans.
"These people are really fighting hard to become Internet celebrities!"
Immediately after, the countdown came to the last half hour.