Yu Wei shook his head with a smile when he heard Ye Mengjie's words: "Boss, you are worried about too many calories." ”

"But!"

Yu Wei suddenly stopped, Ye Mengjie looked up at Yu Wei with puzzled eyes, and motioned to Yu Wei to say!

Halfway through talking, how many mothers are you?

Yu Wei was unhurried, and after seeing Ye Mengjie's attention on himself, he said, "Boss, where do you usually eat and look at the calories?" ”

"Karma?" Ye Mengjie was a little caught off guard by Yu Wei's words, the fox's eyes wrinkled tightly, and then Ye Mengjie said uncertainly: "Uh...... It should be the ingredient list, and then calculate the calories of carbohydrates and fat. ”

When Yu Wei heard these words of satisfaction, he immediately said to Ye Mengjie earnestly: "Boss, do you know what the difference between humans and animals is?" ”

“……”

Ye Mengjie unceremoniously started directly when she heard this, and her slender jade fingers wanted to have a close contact with Yu Wei's ears, but Yu Wei, as a high-end FPS player, was not too familiar with this kind of dynamic vision, so she dodged and dodged, and then said after the disaster: "Boss!" You're a lot like a shameful mother orangutan right now. ”

After Yu Wei said this, he even nodded, and there was no trace of pretentiousness in his eyes, as if what Yu Wei was saying now was the truth.

Ye Mengjie's forehead tightened, and black lines were dense.

"Guess what I'm going to say." Ye Mengjie said with a smile.

"Guess you're going to swear......" Yu Wei subconsciously took a step back.

Ye Mengjie smiled lightly, stretched her neck, and came to Yu Wei's, Yu Wei wanted to hide, but Ye Mengjie's eyes made Yu Wei dare not move......

At this time, the two were very close to each other, and a few people in the fast food restaurant who looked at Yu Wei and Ye Mengjie thought that the two of them were there, that......

couldn't help but shake their heads and shouted: "The current little couple is not only blind, but also shameless!" The world is going down!

”

Ye Mengjie's small mouth slowly came to Yu Wei's ear, and the hot and humid breath hit Yu Wei's earlobe, and Yu Wei's body didn't know why it stiffened!

And Ye Mengjie's magnetic voice said slowly: "Evil ~ pen!" ”

Yu Wei: "......"

Yu Wei didn't have much feeling for the word Ye Mengjie, after all, scolding people and not scolding their mothers was like playing cotton~

Immediately, Ye Mengjie smiled and sat back in her seat, her eyebrows still raised at Yu Wei, who seemed to be extremely aggrieved.

Yu Wei looked at Ye Mengjie and said secretly in his heart: It's so dangerous, the second brother was almost invincible in the world just now!

Yu Wei didn't know why he inexplicably added another label to Ye Mengjie in his heart - stunner!

Yu Wei hurriedly shook his head, he couldn't talk anymore, there were too many words......

Yu Wei hurriedly pulled the topic back.

"Okay, boss, let's continue with the topic just now, what did I just say?"

Ye Mengjie was speechless about Yu Wei's memory, how could this kind of brain write songs?

It's outrageous!

But Ye Mengjie still rolled her eyes and said, "You just said, what is the difference between humans and animals!" ”

"Oh, the difference between humans and animals is that people use tools, and they know how to be flexible in the process of using tools! Remember this Boss! ”

When Yu Wei said the second half of the sentence, his temperament changed in an instant!

Yu Wei was inexplicably tall in Ye Mengjie's eyes, and he was like a young man who "has poetry and books in his belly".

There is also a kind of philosopher's profundity.

To put it simply, Yu Wei is pretending to be forced, and he is pretending to be on Ye Mengjie's point......

Ye Mengjie looked at Yu Wei in disbelief, hurriedly shook her head, and quickly put her slender jade fingers on her eyes and rubbed it, Ye Mengjie felt for a moment that Yu Wei had drugged herself, hallucinogenic drugs!

Ye Mengjie immediately closed her silver teeth, and looked at Yu Wei with a misty look, "Okay, I remember, so what do you want to express!" ”

"Hee-hee~" Yu Wei smiled and said, "Just like I just said, people, be flexible!" Do you see that these ingredients don't have the ingredient list you just mentioned, and what does it mean that there is no ingredient list? ”

"What does it represent?" Ye Mengjie said like a heel.

"It means I didn't say it! And it didn't say that it was zero calorie! ”

"Karma?!" Ye Mengjie was stunned.

Yu Wei continued to talk eloquently: "I didn't say that it was zero calories, no calories!" And I've just removed all the epidermis, so that's the calorie deficit! Rounding off is negative heat! And do you know something called left-handed? ”

"You don't need to know, you just need to know that it helps burn calories, you wait a minute and eat it on the left, that's even more of a calorie deficit!"

"Now you can eat again! It's a negative calorie! ”

"You can't be skinny to death?"

"And it's possible that this chicken was still a free-range chicken when it was alive, and you ate your mouth and wasn't it moving?"

"What are you worried about, boss!"

"If you eat it now, it will help you lose weight! Boss eats! ”

Yu Wei lifted the burger on the plate and handed it to Ye Mengjie, who was stunned.

The first time I've heard of it since I was born, I didn't say that the ingredient list was zero-calorie.

It stands to reason that Ye Mengjie won't believe it, but what Yu Wei said is too reasonable!

And on the matter, there is no blind spot in what is said, and it is just a quote from the scriptures!

Ye Mengjie's eyes froze on the burger handed over by Yu Wei, and she suddenly felt her mouth full of words, and her throat couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.

Ye Mengjie suddenly raised her head and looked at Yu Wei seriously, "You won't lie to me?" ”

"Am I that kind of person?"

"Calorie deficit, boss! You'll have to eat less later, or you'll have to die of thinness! ”

Ye Mengjie asked again: "Didn't you say it's zero card?" ”

"That's right! I didn't say that it was zero calorie! ”

"Boss, do you want to eat? If you don't eat it, I'll eat it alone, anyway, I don't have calories and I'll lose weight! ”

Yu Wei said that he wanted to get the hamburger back, but Ye Mengjie was ...... now Ye Mengjie believed it!

Ye Mengjie immediately whispered: "Wait a minute! ”

"I didn't say it's zero calorie!" Ye Mengjie deceived herself.

immediately snatched the hamburger in Yu Wei's hand, opened the paper package and ate it.

Yu Wei looked at Ye Mengjie taking small bites, but the frequency of eating was dissatisfied, and smiled with satisfaction.

Eat more!

My purpose is not so simple!

As we all know, Wallace has another name!

Next, Yu Wei wanted to plan to eat a chicken leg.

But Ye Mengjie looked at Yu Wei viciously like a tigress who protected food, but then thought that it was not good to wait for the next weight to die, so she compassionately "sent" Yu Wei a chicken leg.

Yu Wei looked at Ye Mengjie's operation, and shook his head very regretfully in front of him, "Boss, don't lose weight in a minute!" ”

"You care about me!"

Yu Wei snorted and shook his head.

"Alas!" Yu Wei complained in a low voice, but Ye Mengjie didn't care.

At the same time, he still whispered self-hypnosis: "I didn't say that it was zero calorie, remember to eat with your left tooth, left-handed, calorie deficit, wait for a thin death!" ”

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Yu Wei looked at his expression at this time, could it be that his heart was already beautiful.

What's going on with Ye Mengjie today?

Why is it so easy to fool?

Is this really believable?

Tsk, how do you feel that you have been with Ye Mengjie for a while, and this girl's IQ has been declining.

No matter!

Eat more!

I'll take you to something delicious later!

Quack!

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