Chapter 107: Ye Mengjie: It's so warm, and it smells good
Ten minutes.
Ye Mengjie was reluctant to take a small sip and sucked the aftertaste on her slender jade fingers.
I still feel a little underfed in my heart.
Sure enough, what Yu Wei said was right!
That's zero calorie!
I still don't feel enough after eating!
And Yu Wei looked at Ye Mengjie, who still wanted to ask herself to order one, and hurriedly said: "Boss, the thing is delicious, but in moderation, and this thing has zero calories, and there is a calorie deficit, I'm afraid that you will really lose weight if you eat it again, I'll take you to eat some high-calorie ones to make up for it!" ”
"Huh?" Ye Mengjie muttered extremely reluctantly.
But thinking that it was true that she couldn't eat more, and Yu Wei also said that she would take herself to eat high-calorie food, Ye Mengjie stood up on the spot, and immediately attracted everyone's attention.
A sentence came to everyone's hearts, "Could it be! It's time to fight! This woman finally can't help it! ”
"That's right! Hurry up and get arguing! Not this man! I'll come when you quarrel! And then...... Hey~"
But it is obvious that Ye Mengjie and the two will definitely quarrel today, but not now.
Then Yu Wei really took Ye Mengjie to eat high-calorie food.
"Two ice creams, one part of the strawberry and the other part of the strawberry are added to this one to form a double strawberry ......"
When the clerk heard Yu Wei's words, he was stunned for a while.
Good guy, I really didn't turn around for a while, just say one original, one double strawberry...... Grass, berries......
Then Yu Wei walked out with strawberry ice cream, and then handed the original one to Ye Mengjie.
Ye Mengjie was stunned, her smile stiffened, Ye Mengjie looked at the original flavor in her hand, and then looked at the two strawberries in Yu Wei's hand.
Strawberry...... I like strawberries the most.
"Yu Wei!"
"Huh?" Yu Wei took a bite while looking at Ye Mengjie.
Ye Mengjie took a deep breath and said, "Why! You know my favorite strawberry! ”
"Oh!" Yu Weimu said: "I like it too!" ”
"Ahh Yu Wei! Dead Yu Wei! ”
"You don't give me what you have, but you can die if you buy two strawberries!"
And Yu Wei first took another bite of the double strawberry ice cream in his hand and said: "I know, although I just ate zero calories, but now the ice cream I eat is high calorie!" And strawberry jam is high in calories, and I, as the boss, your life assistant, have to control your weight! ”
"Also, do you want to eat?"
"You want to eat it!"
After Yu Wei finished speaking, he put the ice cream in his hand in front of Ye Mengjie, but Yu Wei thought that Ye Mengjie suddenly pulled the mask on her mouth to the tip of her tall nose, and then looked like a sow...... No, the hungry tiger pounced on the ice cream in Yu Wei's hand.
Yu Wei's pupils shrank slightly, the muscles of his body reacted, and his arms immediately opened!
The whole person is in a hugging shape.
But Yu Wei ignored one thing, inertia, which refers to Ye Mengjie's inertia.
Although Ye Mengjie was wearing white flat shoes today, when she pounced forward, her center of gravity changed from the middle to the bear on her chest......
Oh, Ye Mengjie's center of gravity lost control in an instant, and her hand waved like crazy.
The mouth shouted in panic, "Alas...... Yes! ”
And thanks to the good people around, only the clerk of the ice cream parlor looked at the two people who were playing five meters away, but I don't know if the clerk will complain - "Show affection, die quickly!" Dog men and women! Depend on! ”
At this time, Ye Mengjie and Yu Wei are here.
Ye Mengjie was like Xiong Da Xiong Er in a classic cartoon at this time, and they viciously rushed towards Yu Wei, who was now like a bald head.
And Xiong Daxiong Er's mouth seemed to be still saying at the moment of contact: "We also want us to have a first-class shock absorption effect, and change to other Xiong Daxiong Er, it hurts!" ”
Ye Mengjie hugged Yu Wei's arms for a moment, Ye Mengjie felt that her heart stopped beating at a certain moment!
Immediately, Ye Mengjie bumped into a deer like crazy.
His face turned red suddenly.
Ye Mengjie was lying in Yu Wei's arms, her face felt the temperature on Yu Wei's body, and then there was an indescribable smell from Yu Wei's body, this smell Ye Mengjie didn't know, but she only knew that this smell seemed to take root in her brain through her nasal cavity.
Ye Mengjie's brain fell in love with this smell in an instant - just like when Yu Wei smelled Ye Mengjie's indescribable perfume smell.
Ye Mengjie felt like her body was sinking in an instant, powerless, and she didn't want to do anything, just like a lazy little white cat nesting in Yu Wei's arms, thinking of this, Ye Mengjie rubbed Yu Wei's chest with her face for the first time, feeling that the unique breath continued to pass through Yu Wei's clothes into her nose.
At this time, Yu Wei suddenly opened his mouth and interrupted Ye Mengjie's fantasy.
Yu Wei was unceremonious, and he didn't know why the voice that came into Ye Mengjie's ears was a little stumbling, as if it was inconvenient to speak.
"Boss, you're a hit! Can you hurry up and get started, you're still rubbing me? What's the difference between you and those celebrities who rub your popularity? Your fans have a sentence I will give you, what about the popularity of nm? ”
As soon as Yu Wei's words came out, Ye Mengjie felt that the happy harbor she had built up with great difficulty collapsed in an instant, and Ye Mengjie's Sky City slowly fell......
Ye Mengjie was angry, damn!
I wanted to fake a show with you at the beginning, and I was reluctant to do you, what did you say that your sow had a baby?!
Now I can't even fantasize about it myself?!
No way!
Look at me giving you Yu Wei's face!
You take my good impression of you and act recklessly, and now I fantasize that you don't dare?
It also comes out of the mouth and becomes dirty.
If I don't train you, you really don't know who the big guy is!
Thinking of this, Ye Mengjie immediately supported Yu Wei's tough chest, and felt good for a moment!
This otaku still has muscles?! Wow!
But this does not affect himself to teach him, it's time to show his status!
But......
Ye Mengjie's originally cold expression was stunned the moment she saw Yu Wei's current face.
"Uh......" Ye Mengjie's eyes began to drift, and the whole person even looked like it was none of her business.
At this time, looking at the clerk who had just hugged the two from a distance, he was originally envious of Yu Wei, after all, he had such a good girlfriend with such a figure and temperament.
But now after the clerk saw Yu Wei's appearance, all he could do was laugh, and the previous envy was swept away!
Yu Wei's entire forehead is now covered with Ye Mengjie's ice cream, because Ye Mengjie's one did not stand firm just now, and her hands moved.
The ice cream unconsciously came to Yu Wei's forehead.
White ice cream was densely spread across Yu Wei's entire forehead, and melted cream flowed from her forehead to the corners of her mouth.
Of course, the ice cream was still on Yu Wei's forehead.
The current Yu Wei is very much like the one in Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale, the black and white haired unicorn......
Outside the restroom in Yida Plaza.
The milky white tiles on the wall are like a mirror, reflecting Ye Mengjie's plump figure like a mirror.
Ye Mengjie stuck out her tongue from time to time, twisted her little head and looked carefully towards the men's toilet.
But he could only hear the sound of rushing water in the men's toilet, and Yu Wei's scolding from time to time.
And Ye Mengjie didn't know why she heard Yu Wei's anger with a hint of grievance, and the corners of her mouth couldn't stop rising.
Seeing Yu Wei's unlucky appearance, the whole person was in a better mood, I don't know how much, Ye Mengjie was happiest when she watched Yu Wei walk on the road with an ice cream cone ten minutes ago and was seen by passers-by, looking ashamed.
Basically, every passerby took out their mobile phones to take pictures of Yu Wei's appearance.
Ye Mengjie couldn't help but laugh when she thought of this.
Ye Mengjie licked the double strawberry jam ice cream that Yu Wei had just handed him, and asked inside, "Okay?" ”
As soon as Ye Mengjie's words came out, Yu Wei immediately said angrily in the toilet: "What a der!" Do your laundry! Wait! ”
"Oh!"
Ye Mengjie continued to lick the ice cream in her hand while walking outside.
It's just that Ye Mengjie's current appearance also made passers-by can't help but shake their heads after seeing it.
After all, in order not to expose herself, Ye Mengjie still pulled her mask to her nose and licked the ice cream in her hand one by one, just like she had done in Wallace before.
Of course, passers-by have memories of Ye Mengjie, after all, Yu Wei's appearance just now was too ostentatious.
People can't help but shake their heads when they see Ye Mengjie eating ice cream now.
"Sure enough, it's not that the family doesn't enter the door, the man just now, now think about it, it's so much different from this woman, and his head seems to be ...... This woman can be taken a fancy to, and now this woman is eating like this. ”
"Tsk, no wonder these two people can walk together, they have good figures, what's the use of having money? The brain is useless! ”
People shook their heads and walked into the distance, and Ye Mengjie of course felt the strange eyes of others, but Ye Mengjie didn't care, after all, there is a sentence, if your friend has a particularly embarrassing thing in the middle of the day, then no matter what you do now, you will subconsciously compare with your friend, and then you will also feel that what you are doing now is not so embarrassing, what about other people's eyes?
Anyway, there are people who are more embarrassed than me, what am I afraid of?
I'm rotten!
Then another five minutes passed, the ice cream in Ye Mengjie's hand had already been eaten, and the whole person had nothing to do, just right, it seemed that there would be a few crane machines at the entrance of all Yida advertising toilets, and Ye Mengjie seemed to ......
I haven't really played with this thing.
After Ye Mengjie glanced at the delicate doll in the crane machine, the girl was furious, took out her mobile phone on the spot, and bought twenty chances.
One hand controls the joystick, and the other hand presses the glass of the crane machine as if it wants to knock the claw machine.
The ruddy and small tongue also seems to be exerting force, slowly poking out of the mouth.
The result...... Oh no!
18 times for nothing, 36 yuan for a waste......
Ye Mengjie doesn't believe in evil, why can't she catch it once!
Nineteenth start!
At this time, Yu Wei finally sorted himself out, but there was always a creamy smell of ice cream on his head, and this thing lingered!
Of course, because I have been in the toilet for a long time, there is still a smell of the old eight.
Yu Wei walked out of the toilet, looked east and west, and did not find Ye Mengjie's figure.
But I could faintly hear Ye Mengjie's excited muttering in front of me.
What, "Come on!" Be on point! Hurry! Something like that.
Yu Wei was a little confused, what are Ye Mengjie doing now, and then Yu Wei quietly walked over, and saw Ye Mengjie playing with the crane machine there with a corner.
Yu Wei smiled evilly, looking at Ye Mengjie with all his expressions on the crane machine, and suddenly stepped forward, "Wow! ”
Yu Wei's voice suddenly exploded in Ye Mengjie's ears, like a bomb exploded in Ye Mengjie's mind.
Ye Mengjie's hands shook subconsciously!
Then Ye Mengjie looked at the doll that was already in mid-air, like an abandoned kitten, and suddenly fell.
Ye Mengjie's body stiffened.
Immediately, the voice of the system sounded in Yu Wei's head.
【Ding! Resentment from Ye Mengjie*66】
Yu Wei was stunned, what is this?
Something is wrong with the system?
I didn't pit Ye Mengjie either?
You give a fart a grudge value!
But it's good, just give it. Continue next time.
At this time, Ye Mengjie, who was in front of Yu Wei, raised her white little hand angrily, clenched it tightly into a fist, turned around angrily, and said to Yu Wei word by word: "Yu Wei! You... Dry... Miscellaneous... Whatever! ”
"Karma? The boss won't say I dropped your doll, right? ”
"Boss, let's be reasonable, your dolls are all clamped up, it's useless how you control it later, it's completely your own pot!"
Yu Wei said to Ye Mengjie seriously and seriously.
But will Ye Mengjie listen to Yu Wei's words?
Besides, have you ever seen a man and a woman reason and the woman listen?
Ye Mengjie's beautiful eyes were fierce, and she looked at Yu Wei indifferently and said, "I don't care if you are responsible!" It's your fault! It's not you and me, this doll will definitely come out! You've got it gone! Yours! Lose me a new one! ”
"I ......" Yu Wei was speechless, and then helplessly raised his head and said, "Boss, what about your face?" ”
"I don't care! I don't care! I don't care! ……”
Ye Mengjie kept repeating this sentence, gagging, like a little girl.
One thing to say, in the eyes of others, Ye Mengjie is really cute now.
But...... Two words in Yu Wei's eyes - disgusting!
"Boss, let's be normal!"
"Humph!" Ye Mengjie listened to Yu Wei's words and pouted coquettishly.
And Yu Wei looked at the corners of Ye Mengjie's mouth and took a step back uncontrollably.
Subconsciously said: "Boss, you are normal, let's talk about everything, don't be coquettish." ”
When Ye Mengjie heard Yu Wei's words, she couldn't help but roll her eyes, what a thing!
It's impossible for other men to see themselves coquettish!
I gave Yu Wei a coquettish for free, and Yu Wei didn't like it!
Depend on!
It's all a lie online!
Yu Wei is the dead straight man among straight men!
And at this time, Yu Wei seemed to have suddenly discovered a Hua point-
Alas!
Wrong!
Yu Wei came to his senses, why could he see the corners of Ye Mengjie's mouth?
How is this's mask on the nose?
Didn't I wear it before I went to the toilet just now?
Yu Wei immediately asked, "Boss! Where's my ice cream!? ”
"Forehead...... Ye Mengjie's expression changed, and she said perfunctorily: "That...... This one...... Uh, just melted, I lost it! ”
"That's right! It's just lost! ”
"Are you sure?" Yu Wei looked at Ye Mengjie in disbelief.
Ye Mengjie nodded seriously, "Otherwise, what do you think?" When it was just so long, you thought your ice cream was Zhong Xuegao! ”
Yu Wei looked at the corners of Ye Mengjie's mouth.
Sure enough, I saw a looming milky white at the corner of my mouth!
All right!
This gave it to me!
And Ye Mengjie also noticed Yu Wei's gaze, and secretly said in her heart: It's not good! Just forgot to take the mask off!
Then he hurriedly took off the mask and put it on obediently.
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