Three days ago.

Ji Xiang listened to Director Zou explain the use of various gastrointestinal endoscopes, and suddenly his mind moved and he came to the system operating room.

"Teacher." Ji Xiang bowed and saluted.

The system NPC looked at Ji Xiang with a smile, "What's wrong?" ”

"I heard Mr. Zou say that patients are very uncomfortable during ordinary gastrointestinal endoscopy."

"That's true." "Especially the location of the colon and spleen area, some patients can't get over it because of the severe pain when they do colonoscopy, so there is a painless gastrointestinal endoscopy later." ”

The system NPC looked at Ji Xiang and smiled slightly, "Want to try?" ”

“emmmm……”

Ji Xiang didn't agree directly, he hesitated.

The system NPC has seen countless people, and they also know Ji Xiang well, and when they saw him groaning, they said, "You want to try all kinds of feelings, and you can know their experience with patients in the future, and work better, that's what it means." ”

"Teacher, if it's uncomfortable, can I come back directly?" Ji Xiang asked tentatively.

The system NPC's eyes were slightly weird, but then he laughed.

"Absolutely."

Ordinary people have experienced hundreds of empathy and a series of tortures such as fractures, cancer, surgery, etc., and there is always an idea that Lao Tzu is omnipotent.

But Ji Xiang is different.

The more empathy he experienced, the more arrogant he became, the more reluctant he became.

is reluctant and cowardly, and there is no young man who looks like he is flying and domineering.

"Thank you, teacher." Ji Xiang let out a long breath and bowed deeply.

"In fact, the pain level of gastrointestinal endoscopy is similar to that of urinary stones and fractures, and it is controllable." System NPC Channel.

"Hey." Ji Xiang didn't explain.

"Follow me." The system NPC took Ji Xiang into the next operating room.

The light and shadow flickered, Ji Xiang's eyes closed slightly, and when he opened them, he found that there was medicine in front of him.

After a brief recollection, it turned out that my stomach and intestines had been uncomfortable, and I was worried about tumors, so I wanted to have a gastrointestinal endoscopy to take a look.

The drug should be polyethylene glycol electrolyte dispersion compound sodium hydrogen phosphate.

In clinical practice, polyethylene glycol electrolyte powder is mainly used for intestinal endoscopy or preoperative preparation.

This medicine contains formulated electrolytes, which can effectively prevent the electrolyte exchange of human intestinal fluids and have a strong effect on promoting bowel movements.

Most of them will gradually have a bowel movement half an hour to an hour after drinking the medicine, until the stool does not contain fecal residue and is completely watery.

Drink, drink, after drinking, I will also feel the cleansing of my intestines, Ji Xiang weighed the medicine twice, and thought in his heart.

Then Ji Xiang drank the prepared medicine.

The medicine is not difficult to drink, although Ji Xiang admits the effect of the medicine, but he doesn't feel pain when the knife doesn't fall on him.

Maybe it won't have much effect, Ji Xiang thought to himself.

In less than 20 minutes, Ji Xiang had a feeling.

His stomach began to rumble, as if the drug had opened the seal of his body, and some elder from the heterotopic plane was about to travel through time and space to come to this world through his gastrointestinal tract.

Suddenly, Ji Xiang thought that someone on the Internet once wrote a story about giving birth to 1,000 twins in a row, and his current situation is very similar to the description in the book.

Countless "contents" in the heterotopic plane are already eager to try.

Ji Xiang had the feeling of wanting to fart, so he habitually tested it first, but at the moment when the anal sphincter was relaxed, a warm current was about to come out.

Finished!

After taking the medicine, no fart could be trusted, and Ji Xiang hurriedly got up.

With the movement of the body, the gastrointestinal tract in the abdominal cavity becomes more pleasantly peristaltic.

At this moment, Ji Xiang even felt that the strength of his anal sphincter was no longer able to restrain the existence that crossed from the heterotopic plane in his body.

This experience was particularly strange, Ji Xiang's face turned pale, and he ran to the bathroom in an extremely distorted position.

Fortunately, at home, there is no need to wait for the pit.

If it was in the hospital, Ji Xiang didn't know if he could hold back.

No, I definitely can't hold back.

Although it is only a few short steps, it is longer than a half marathon for Ji Xiang.

Every fart is untrustworthy and feels bad, 10,000 times worse than you think.

The moment he sat down on the toilet, Ji Xiang finally settled down.

Crackling, snoring......

The melody of Fan Xiaoxuan's song decades ago echoed in Ji Xiang's heart, and the feeling of pouring thousands of miles was extremely refreshing.

But Shu Shuang is Shu Shuang, Ji Xiang found a problem - he couldn't stand up at all.

The feeling is gone, after flushing the toilet and putting on your pants, that untrusted fart reappears.

Really meow!

Ji Xiang sat helplessly on the toilet.

He is glad to understand why the vast majority of colonoscopies require patients to have their colons cleaned at home a day in advance.

If you are in the hospital, how can there be so many squatting pits.

And squatting for a long time is also prone to problems.

It's much better at home, although I've been worried about problems such as prolapse of the anus, but Ji Xiang is still persuaded by a fart who is not trusted, and he always sits on the toilet and says nothing about getting up.

As the effect of the medicine deepened, Ji Xiang felt that his intestines were being flushed over and over again by a high-pressure faucet.

He had prepared water in the bathroom early, which came in handy.

After drinking a few bottles of pure water, he didn't feel his stomach bloating at all, and Ji Xiang felt like he had turned into a rectum.

Every drop of water that is drunk becomes part of an untrusted fart.

The whole process is uncomfortable, but it is not uncomfortable, and it must not be compared with urinary stones and car accident fractures thrown at the scene of the car accident.

The only thing that makes Ji Xiang remember is the untrusted fart.

After about an hour and a half, the untrusted fart finally disappeared.

Ji Xiang's body is full of sweat.

This is much more tiring than running half a marathon, Ji Xiang thought to himself.

His body was a little weak, but he still insisted on taking a shower before lying down.

After a night without words, Ji Xiang dreamed of having a gastrointestinal endoscopy the next day, and also dreamed of a lingering distrusted fart.

Early the next morning, Ji Xiang still lingered in his mind about the distrusted fart.

has had more clinical contact, and Ji Xiang is almost immune to the stalk of feces, pee and fart. But this time it's different, the untrusted fart has become a dream demon.

However, the strength of the medicine has passed, and there is no way to discharge it in the intestines, so Ji Xiang came to the hospital very easily.

There are not many people who do painless gastrointestinal endoscopy, and Ji Xiang is the third.

Changed clothes, the kind of skirt changed from hospital gown was worn on the body, and the lower body was cold, Ji Xiang remembered that both high socks and skirts seemed to be worn on men at the beginning.

I'll get used to it, so I'll do a check-up anyway.

In less than half an hour, the doctor called Ji Xiang's name.

Entering the endoscopy room, a doctor is holding a swarthy tube, the tip of the slender tube is still glowing, like a big boss with an epic weapon.

He turned his head to look at Ji Xiang with a kind face, "Lie down." ”