Alas.

Ji Xiang scratched his head.

He had heard this from his teachers, and he didn't feel anything at the time.

However, when you listen to this sentence from a different angle, the feeling is completely different.

The nurse put the thick absorbent paper on the bed, and the doctor smiled and prepared while chatting with the nurse.

"Xiaoli, don't be angry, the person who was scolded by me when the patient was stabbed by me just now is not good for me."

"Hey." The nurse went about her job and ignored him completely.

"Why don't I teach you how to bark as a dog."

"Learn to bark? Will you? The nurse was also busy, and replied casually.

"Learn to bark? Will you? ”

"Didn't you learn how to bark?"

"I'm done." The colonoscopist patted the bed, "Lie down and take off your skirt." ”

Ji Xiang sighed.

The jokes between them were not fun at all, and Ji Xiang didn't like this kind of joke.

But the main thing is to lie on the operating table, although he has experienced a lot, Ji Xiang still can't accept it.

The shame that people are swordsmen and I am fish and meat, and I can't resist when I take off my pants comes to my heart. Ji Xiang tried to bring himself into the doctor's perspective, but the skirt was worn on him, and the person who wanted to take off the skirt was also himself......

Even if I see a lot, it is all from the doctor's point of view, and it is completely different from the situation in front of me.

No wonder the endoscopic elder in the magic capital wants to do it for himself, although the posture is a little weird, there is no such embarrassment.

He lay awkwardly on the consultation bed and hugged his skirt up.

"It's too much." The nurse said disdainfully.

"Then I'll do a magic trick for you." The doctor who did the gastrointestinal endoscopy smiled and said, "After the change, you will forget that you are a husky." ”

"I'm not a husky in the first place!"

"Look, forget it."

"Get out!"

The doctor of gastrointestinal endoscopy seems to be waiting for this rolling word.

Ji Xiang probably understood what he meant, and was scolded by the patient for no reason, and if he didn't scold, he would be very aggrieved.

But you can't scold the patient, then scold yourself, what choice is there.

Tell two little jokes to make the nurse on the side desk feel better, which is the only thing a doctor can do.

How else could it be? Asking the nurse to go out and quarrel with someone?

That doesn't exist.

Although he understood, when he was lying on the consultation bed, Ji Xiang's lower body was cold, and the breeze was blowing coldly, so he didn't have the heart to pay attention to the mental activities of the gastrointestinal endoscopist.

"Take it off, what do you care about, little old man." The gastrointestinal endoscopist put on sterile gloves and "helped" Ji Xiang take off his hospital skirt.

"Take off your underwear on its own and retreat below your knees."

Throwing away the last fig leaf, Ji Xiang sighed deeply in his heart.

In the future, if you want to do colonoscopy on your own patient, you must cover the patient with something at this time.

Even if it is only symbolic, it is a great comfort to the patient's heart.

Immediately, Ji Xiang felt that the doctor behind him was applying something to him, which should be a lubricant, so that the colonoscopy could be smooth......

As soon as he thought of this, Ji Xiang vaguely heard a "poof", the chrysanthemum was cold, and a strange feeling came from his lower body.

After the colonoscope went in, as the doctor kept stepping on the air, Ji Xiang felt his intestines bulge up one by one.

Ji Xiang lay on his side, feeling the doctor skillfully manipulating the colonoscope to roam around his intestines, and the pump seemed to be endlessly pumping air into his intestines.

For a moment, Ji Xiang even forgot about the untrusted fart, he really wanted to collapse and collapse the doctor who had been cheering him up.

No way! You must master the technique of gastrointestinal endoscopy, and when you need to do an examination one day, you can do it yourself! You must not let others operate it.

Ji Xiang thought to himself, trying to divert his attention.

"It's really clean, it's good." The gastrointestinal endoscopist praised it, "Young man, your intestines look great, there are no ulcers and no polyps." You look up at the little TV in front of you on the left, and you can see it. ”

Of course Ji Xiang knew, but he didn't have that big heart.

Although Ji Xiang also understands that not all patients can experience such a delicate and sensitive, empathy system will allow him to experience more special feelings, but he still doesn't want to see it.

"For the time being, there is no problem, it's fine, not even hemorrhoids."

The doctor of gastrointestinal endoscopy and Ji Xiang chatted with each other.

Suddenly, a tingling sensation came, and Ji Xiang felt that the existence of the alien plane seemed to break free from the seal again and was about to break out.

"Wow~~~"

Ji Xiang exhaled in pain.

"Bear with me, the position of your colon and spleen area is too big." The doctor of gastrointestinal endoscopy and Ji Xiang said, "I'll try again, if I can, I don't need anesthesia." If not, you'll have to do anesthesia. ”

Ji Xiang nodded, and when he mentioned anesthesia, he thought of countless jokes.

Another attempt.

He had tried his best to be gentle, Ji Xiang could feel it, but when the tube reached the left upper abdomen, there were still bursts of colic that made Ji Xiang's eyes bloom.

"Hurt~Hurt~~Hurt~~~"

Ji Xiang shouted in pain.

He could clearly feel the black glowing tube in the hands of the gastrointestinal endoscopist in the upper left abdomen.

The pain caused by each black glowing tube touching the intestinal wall was clear, as if the intestine was about to burst in the next second.

"Stop!" Ji Xiang shouted loudly.

He wanted to stop empathizing, but the system NPC didn't seem to hear Ji Xiang's shout, and it was the gastrointestinal endoscopist who stopped.

"It hurts so much, young man, you're very sensitive." The gastrointestinal endoscopist said, "Come, I'll change your position." ”

He asked Ji Xiang to lie flat with his left leg on his right leg.

"At least half of them can use this position, try again." The gastrointestinal endoscopist said, "You relax, don't be nervous, I'll be very careful." ”

"Doctor, don't poke me in the intestines." Ji Xiang whispered his concerns.

"Hey, don't do this kind of thing, I won't do it, check, it's silky, you can rest assured." Gastrointestinal endoscopist said.

However, although he changed his position, although the pain was a little lighter, Ji Xiang still felt terrible pain.

Seeing that it didn't work, the gastrointestinal endoscopist sighed and withdrew the glowing black tube.

As the pipe "slammed" out, the untrusted fart reappeared.

The pain of having a colonoscopy was good for Ji Xiang, but for the first time, he experienced the bad experience of being haunted by an untrusted fart that lingered around him.

Whether it was a colon cleanse last night or a colonoscopy, the gas was endless...... This experience was simply terrible, and Ji Xiang could only hold it hard.

"Go to the bathroom next door to exhaust and come back. The family is here, sign a painless colonoscopy. The gastrointestinal endoscopist was accustomed to instructing.

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Ji Xiang replied indiscriminately and came to the bathroom next door.

His lower body seemed to have a small electric motor installed, and the untrusted fart roared and roared in the narrow partition.

Stumble!

Ji Xiang was very helpless.