Chapter 267: It's All Famous Scenes!

The whole article is here, and the critics feel a little interesting, this drama, the plot shown now is not bad, it depends on how to deal with it later, and everyone also found that this drama is not a comedy in the simple sense, or rather.

The definition of this drama is comedy, but the content of comedy is the baggage that is shaken, all of which serve the plot, not the plot for the sake of comedy, which is a bit different from "I Am Your Father".

Speaking of the premiere of "I Am Your Father" at this time.

The current development of the movie "I Am Your Father" has also developed to the halfway point and is similar to what the critics over there speculated, the plot in the middle, sure enough, is the ridiculous story made on the way to the recognition of father and son, Kan Ze is really funny, there should still be a lot of people in the future screening, after all, in this society now, the smiles on people's faces are getting smaller and smaller, and it is still good to spend dozens of dollars to enjoy a comedy feast.

At this time, everyone has already given this comedy a rating in their hearts, and in the entire history of Chinese comedy comedy, it is in the top fifteen, but it is a bit difficult to enter the top ten, but it is still good, after all, it is still the same sentence, comedy is difficult.

This drama still has such quality in such a situation, which is already Min Xinghe's deep foundation, and there are two brushes!

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The IMAX screen is constantly playing the content of Let the Bullets Fly.

At this time, the plot of "Let the Bullets Fly" also entered a wonderful fragment that can be recited in full.

On the night when I just arrived in Goose City, what did our Zhang Mazi do to our county magistrate's wife, or whether he did it or not, this is a question.

These are not important, after all, we are reading Spring and Autumn, and these unhealthy content is directly skipped, I don't share gambling and drugs!

The county magistrate's church.

Our master, with a worried face!

Shocked and patted, regretful but a little domineering:

"It's late! The previous county magistrates have put the tax revenue of Goose City to ninety years later! That is, the special Western calendar......

The time here Yu Wei has been dealt with, it happens to be the year of this year, of course, it is still that, and the vulgar language of "TMD" will not appear in the subtitles of the movie.

At this time, Zhang Mazi heard the master's words, brushed up his pure white gentleman's clothes, walked in slowly, threw away the not so harmonious brimmed hat on his head, and continued, "Hmm...... I think it's a nice place!"

When the master heard Zhang Mazi's words, he was very puzzled and introduced to Zhang Mazi: "The people have become poor ghosts, and there is no oil and water to squeeze!"

Zhang Mazi said indifferently: "Lao Tzu never wanted to scrape the money of poor ghosts!"

The master is stupid, in his insight, in this world, if you don't scrape the money of the poor ghost, who else can you scrape?

The master's thinking is similar to the kind of "rather be a dog than a troubled world", in this troubled world, I don't scrape those people, some people scrape, in this case, then why don't I scrape?

"If you don't scrape the money of the poor ghosts, who do you take?" When the master said this, he said a little excitedly.

Zhang Mazi was still very determined, but his tone quickened a little, "Whoever has the money earns whom!"

The master was speechless, and wanted to give a blank look, and even if the person in front of him was not a bandit, then the master felt that he wanted to give this Zhang Mazi a kick, and then preach fiercely.

But it was because the master thought that the people in front of him were bandits, and the master gave up the idea of kicking him in a sneer, and was ready to preach to this Zhang Mazi.

"Have you ever been a county magistrate?"

"Nope!" Zhang Mazi said very seriously, after all, if he had been a county magistrate, would he still be here?

Isn't that farting!

The master hurriedly waved his hand to signal you, a little red old man, come over!

"I'll tell you!"

Master and Zhang Mazi propped their arms on the table in front of them, and Master said:

"When the county magistrate takes office, he has to set up a name, win over the gentry, pay taxes and donations, and only after they pay can the people pay the money!"

"After getting the money,

The money of the gentry was returned, and the people's money was divided into thirty or seventy!"

What the master said is called a vivid image, and when you look at this facial expression, you can know that this must have been experienced many times.

The old woman is in business!

And Zhang Mazi directly grasped the point when he heard the master's words at this time, and said very puzzledly: "How can it be seventy percent!"

When the master heard this, he immediately moved, "Seventy percent belong to other people! The three percent of the people who can can can look at Huang Shilang's face!"

"Whose face is it?" Zhang Mazi didn't care.

"Him!" The master pointed to the hat that Zhang Mazi had just taken off.

"Him?!" Zhang Mazi was a little disdainful, and pointed directly at the hat and said, "I came all the way to see his face?"

"Yes!" The master is rarely serious.

Zhang Mazi was happy, pulled his sleeves, asked the master to come over, and told him himself!

"I finally hijacked a train and became a county magistrate."

"Yes!"

"I'm going to have to pull the gentry?"

"Yes!"

"Do you have to make a name?"

"Yes!"

"Do you have to look at his face?"

"Yes!"

The master nodded his head in a series of words, which made Zhang Mazi a little upset, and directly said the classics.

"Am I not going to kneel and ask for food?"

Hearing this, the master became nonsensically anxious, "Then if you want to say that, buying an official and being a county magistrate is really kneeling and asking for food, that's it!" How many people want to kneel yet!"

When Zhang Mazi heard this, he didn't answer immediately, he came to the master's side with his backhand, grabbed the master and said, "Let me ask you, why did I go up the mountain to be a bandit?"

The master shook his head silently, saying that he didn't know, and he couldn't possibly know.

Zhang Mazi also understood, and directly explained to the master: "I just can't kneel down because my legs and feet are not good!"

The master immediately understood, did you say it earlier!

Wasting so much of my saliva.

"So you want to earn money standing up! Let's go back to the mountains!"

"Hey!" Zhang Mazi was unhappy, "I don't understand this, I've become a county magistrate, so I'm not as good as a bandit?"

The master patiently explained: "In the eyes of the people, you are the county magistrate, but in the eyes of Huang Shilang, you are kneeling and begging for food!"

At this time, the master burst out with a golden sentence, "Do you make money, business, don't chill!"

Now everyone in the cinema can't help but laugh when they see this, but I don't know why, everyone's faces are a little mocking?

As if this smile is self-deprecating to yourself?

Especially the giants who were not allowed to run after giving money.

But there is one thing to say.

Although self-deprecating, film critics feel that the show is getting more and more interesting.

Comedy, but the core of this comedy is full of irony, and the irony is more ironic than the original comedy classic "Charlotte's Troubles", and even more ironic, and it feels like many places are full of depth.

This movie is very interesting.

Yu Wei at the back of the screening room hugged Ye Mengjie, Ye Mengjie laughed out loud when she watched this drama, but Yu Wei was expressionless, Ye Mengjie was puzzled and raised her slender jade fingers and poked her dog man's face, "Dog, why don't you laugh?"

"Why am I laughing?"

"He's right! Earn money! Besides, I've always been standing to earn money!" Yu Wei straightened his waist and said proudly.

Ye Mengjie rolled her eyes, "Gotcha, dog, you are the strongest!" You're the best, dog!"

"That's not it! There's something even better in a minute!"

"Oh?"

"How awesome?" Ye Mengjie is interested, this dog has been telling me that he wants to tell me a message after the movie is over, and it is also very exciting news, I didn't care about it originally, but after three times and two provocations, I feel that it is coming!

"Better than me!" Yu Wei looked serious and agreed.

Ye Meng glanced at Yu Wei, didn't answer the words, cast his eyes on the movie in front of him, and continued to watch.

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"Can this make money?" Zhang Mazi took out a pistol with his backhand, played with a gun flower, buckled it on the table in front of him, and questioned the master.

The master lowered his brows and said, "I can earn it!" In the mountains!"

"Hmph~" Zhang Mazi sighed lightly, picked up the startling wood on the side, and put it in front of him.

"Can this make money?"

"Earn, kneel!" Master continued to respond.

Immediately, Zhang Mazi stacked the startling wood and the pistol together with his backhand and asked, "Then add this and this, can you earn money standing up!"

At this time, this funny scene was called "kneeling in the mountains" by the majority of netizens after a long time......

Our master listened to Zhang Mazi's words, and looked at Zhang Mazi who was not shocked on the side with a little disbelief and asked, "Dare to ask where the big brother of the nine cylinders is sacred?"

[In view of the general environment,

When Zhang Mazi heard this, he proudly clasped his hands around his chest and said, "Contemptible! Zhang Mazi!"

The plot continued to develop, and after Zhang Mazi said this, he began to find people on Huang Shilang's side unhappy, and it just so happened that our Wuju people came out because of the entanglement of a little two.

Wu Juren was pressed into the lobby.

Then Zhang Mazi said the classics again.

"I only came to Goose City to do three things!"

Zhang Mazi wore sunglasses that he didn't know where they came from, raised three fingers and said to the men in front of him:

"Fair!"

"Fair!"

"It's still so fair!"

The plot continues, Zhang Mazi and Liuzi are discussing records in the cellar?!

Especially when everyone heard that Zhang Mazi actually said that the author of this piece turned out to be Mozart, all the film critics who watched the plot at this time gasped, what the hell is this!

Isn't this Zhang Mazi a bandit?

How did he know this?

But then the conversation between the two also explained why, Zhang Mazi said that this record is not written on it?

This kind of explanation is only understood in seconds, so that's the case!

We are talking about how can a bandit be so cultured, even the author of this song can hear it.

But a shot that followed surprised everyone.

No way!

Isn't it in English?

This bandit Zhang Mazi can still understand English?

Fart!

Soon the plot continued, and when everyone was still immersed in what kind of person Zhang Mazi was, the plot came to Yu Wei's personal opinion that it was one of the most classic scenes in "Let the Bullets Fly".

"Sixth Master! You ate two bowls of noodles, but you only gave money for one bowl!"

Liuzi was anxious when he heard this, and scolded directly: "Fart! I just ate a bowl of noodles!"

"Give him a bowl of money!" The sixth son pointed to the younger one in front of him.

"Two bowls!" Xiao Er sneered.

As a result, the martial artist behind the little two directly sang with a white face, and passed with one kick, really like a blind monk.

Followed by the two Huang Shilang's dogs in the tea hall, one singing with a white face and the other with a red face, stubbornly made our six sons not human inside and out.

Then the famous scene came again.

As the sixth son was forced to be anxious, the silver dollar in his hand was thrown down by him, and Hu Wan also felt that the time had come at this time!

He immediately said in a strange manner: "With so much money, how many bowls of noodles did he eat!?"

"You just said no!"

"He wants a fair ......" Hu Wan began to brew and cast a spell, and the next moment, he saw Hu Wan open his teeth

Dancing Claw said, "Aren't you bullying honest people?"

In the end, because the sixth son was too young and had a good face, he actually took a knife and cut open his stomach!

The scarlet color immediately stained Liuzi's abdomen, and almost instantly, Liuzi's face turned pale, and at this time, even his speech was intermittent and weak.

But the melon-eating crowds who were still around here saw this scene and retreated one after another.

Everyone only cares about your stomach, and no one cares how many bowls of noodles you eat.

Satirize!

It's ironic!

This scene fell in the eyes of the audience at this time, and no one had a way not to sympathize with this sixth son, it was too pitiful.

At the same time, he resented this Hu Wan fiercely!

But......

Everyone thought about it.

In your life, on the Internet and Weibo, have you ever done the same thing as the people in this scene?

Well?

Everyone who stands in the light is sinless, because when they can stand here, the light is already sinful.

Immediately after, the plot began to unfold from the funeral.

Avenge!

Avenge!

Zhang Mazi wants to kill people and punish his heart!

And then the most classic scene came, alas...... Why is this movie all famous scenes?

It feels like it's a crime to write one less......

No wonder he shouts every day, "It's on the World Heritage List, Smecta~"

At the dinner table, Hongmen feast!

A big showdown between actors!

"Buying an official is just to make money, and Ma doesn't like to make money for the poor."

When Huang Shilang heard this, he asked, "Then whose money are you going to earn?"

Zhang Mazi shook his shoulders and said, "Whoever has the money to earn whoever~"

Zhang Mazi seemed to be saying the simplest thing.

At this time, the master rushed out to relieve the tense atmosphere, "DOR is in hand, according to the convention, three or seven points!"

At this time, our Zhang Mazi slammed the wine glass and said to the master, "You are too unrighteous! Master Huang is busy for this, and you will divide the family into thirty percent?"

When Huang Shilang heard this, he gritted his teeth a little, but he didn't speak, just smiled.

And Zhang Mazi continued to pretend to be Hu Tu and said, "Whatever, you have to divide it in half!"

While talking, he also gestured to prove his point.

Huang Shilang laughed even more.

The master was stunned for a moment and then said, "My fault! My bad!"

Zhang Mazi said regretfully, "You are too wrong!"

At this time, Huang Shilang changed the object and said, "Master, we still listen to the county magistrate, half of it!"

When the master heard this, he couldn't believe it!

Huang Shilang actually relented?

The master immediately nodded with a smile and said, "Hey, good!"

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