When Huang Shilang heard his master's words, he instantly transformed!

Those eyes seem to be killing!

Can't hide it at all!

At the same time, he instantly raised his finger to the master who had just spoken, "Look at this master, he is a master of pretending to be a lake!" ”

Master and Zhang Mazi were puzzled.

But then Huang Shilang explained, "Dollar, said to be a knife, what is dollar?" ”

The master smiled strangely, "Dollars!" us dollar！ ”

The three of them laughed heartily in an instant!

Even the master's laughing hand was raised!

……

At this time, there are film critics who can't understand it, thinking about why they are laughing, and those who understand it can't help but snort a few times, and secretly think that it is a little interesting!

Who is the screenwriter of this show?

Or the director of this movie, that Wang Bin?

This line looks unpretentious, but combined with the scene of the Hongmen Banquet now, and then think about it carefully, this is not simple at all!

can create such a non-simple line while comedy, and it can be so deep without affecting the whole.

The screenwriter of this movie has a brush!

……

In the movie, the three of them burst into laughter, and Huang Shilang suddenly said at this time: "Look at it!" What a genius to pretend to be a lake! ”

Then the master was puzzled and asked a question, that is, the woman who had just taken out the gem, "Isn't it Daiyu and Qingwen?" ”

"Why is there a woman?"

Note that the word used here is "one", and as for what is hidden behind, it will not be analyzed here.

It is possible that this woman has worked under Huang Shilang for two and a half years......

At this time, Zhang Mazi took over the words and said: "Could it be that her name is Daiyu Qingwen?" ”

At this time, Huang Shilang, who was sitting opposite Zhang Mazi, said: "Say that you don't know how to pretend to be a lake, and give it an Oriental name......

Then the three of them had a tacit understanding, like friends for a long time, and said: "Daiyu Qingwenzi! ”

Seemingly...... The three of them are all masters of pretending to be lake paints!

The three of them laughed heartily again, like friends, but the little Jiujiu in the hearts of the three of them is now about to overflow!

It's the same as Yu Wei......

The next plot is that the master sent the drunk Zhang Mazi back on horseback, but in fact, Zhang Mazi was fake drunk, and then there was another famous scene.

Master and Zhang Mazi confronted each other in the room.

"Is this gem for you? It's for the county magistrate's wife! ”

"Who's the county magistrate?" Zhang Mazi said as he took off his clothes.

The master stepped back in horror, and his eyes were full of panic at this time.

In a sense, the one sitting now is the county magistrate's wife, and the one who is dragging clothes is the county magistrate (funny)

"Let me ask you, who is the county magistrate?" Zhang Mazi said again.

The master swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said with a little fear: "Are you going to kill me, or do you want to sleep with me?" ”

Zhang Mazi smiled, as if in the whole play, this is Zhang Mazi's real laughter after the death of his sixth son?

Zhang Mazi also took off his clothes at this time, exposing his chest...... The smile on the corner of his mouth did not dissipate, "Is this any different?" ”

The master panicked!

I panicked from the bottom of my heart!

What the hell is this!

I don't sell my body!

Bah!

I don't sell anything!

The master hurriedly said: "It's different! ”

And Zhang Mazi raised his finger and said, "Then go to sleep first!" Kill again! ”

The master's eyes were flustered, and he looked at Zhang Mazi in disbelief.

It's as if the master has never seen such a person.

Then the book turned his head freely, and said as if he were dead: "Then kill me!" ”

But if you take a closer look, the current master seems to be a little shy~

Zhang Mazi directly overturned the master, and said domineeringly: "How can I sleep if I kill you!" ”

As soon as this scene came out, the audience laughed!

Although this plot feels a little familiar, it's really funny!

Looking at the acting skills of these two actors, it is simply natural.

Whoever looks at it doesn't want to laugh!

At this time, Ye Mengjie at the back of the theater.

Ye Mengjie also laughed, but she didn't laugh too much, after all, she is a lady now, and a lady can't laugh presumptuous~

And Yu Wei on the side looked at Ye Mengjie, who couldn't help shaking, with disdain, and said: "Tiger girl, let's just say, you can laugh if you want to, after all, so many people laugh, but you don't have to laugh half-smiling, okay, you are rubbing me like a female orangutan rubbing a tree now!" ”

As soon as Yu Wei's words came out, Ye Mengjie suddenly quieted down.

Quiet like a real lady, but the anger in her eyes made this lady look not so elegant, and her anger rose exponentially.

Yu Wei glanced at it with disdain.

Then he snorted coldly, "Cut!" ”

Immediately, he raised his hand and put it to Ye Mengjie's mouth.

This set of processes Yu Wei is very familiar!

Two seconds later, Yu Wei took a deep breath, the child's hole expanded, and his eyes widened!

"It doesn't hurt!"

……

The plot continues, because Zhang Mazi slept with our master who was 10,000 years old, so he won the assassination.

At the same time, our master also appeared to say the law and directly taught Zhang Mazi how to act.

Then it was to pit the money, and then distribute the money to the people of Goose City.

Anyway, there are constant operations in it, and everyone is watching it with relish.

Then came another famous scene.

……

The master threw the mask printed with nine cylinders in front of everyone angrily and said, "Smash it!" You guys! Smashed! ”

Master's hysteria at this time was a little incomprehensible in Zhang Mazi's eyes, after all, Master has always been a smart person in Zhang Mazi's eyes, and he is also a person who knows things.

How could you not guess that this was done by Huang Shilang?

Zhang Mazi was very puzzled, what is the reason for this?

Don't...... The master who has been in charge of ten thousand years at his own glance wants to betray himself?

Zhang Mazi decided to talk to his master!

The master was still hysterically yelling at everyone at this time, and the next content was a suggestion to recite the full text.

"Rabbits know not to eat the grass next to the nest, six people! And in front of someone's husband! Still watching?? ”

The master lowered his head angrily and spit out a mouthful of water: "Phew! Disgusting! ”

"I'm all lights off!"

And this scene can be summed up in one sentence - pure love, real attitude towards NTR.

"You can spend some money on this kind of thing!"

The master said bitterly to everyone: "Flowers!" Even if it's a prostitute? It doesn't cost much! Even if sneaky? It's just banditry! Bandits are not as good! ”

This is simply "Earnest Teachings", tears!

"And you said that it is good for the people to read you?" The master became more and more excited, "Just one word!" Disgusting!! ”

Then the master turned his back as if he was leaving, "The money must not be earned!" ”

"Disgusting! Disgusting! Nausea! Disgusting! Bah! It's disgusting! "The people are far away, but the sound is still echoing, echoing in everyone's ears.

Echoing among the bandits led by Zhang Mazi......

One word, the aftermath lingers~

At this time, Zhang Mazi also slowly turned his head to look at his brothers.

Please enjoy it below, with a stunt -

Zhang Mazi looked at his first brother with glasses, he looked left and right, "Big brother, you know me, I never do things that bully others, I like to be passive!" ”

Then the second brother is a bit like Zhu Yuanzhang, "Big brother, you know me, with my habits, don't ask for anything!" ”

Yu Wei inexplicably said in his heart, "I don't ask for anything, my wife with both hands!" ”

The third, "Big brother, you know me, if it were me, no one would live to sue." ”

Zhang Mazi looked at the fourth place, "Big brother, you know me, although I am the fifth oldest, I, I am still a virgin ......"

As soon as these words came out, the audience burst into laughter.

The laughter in the cinema was constant, and this was so impressive!

These film critics don't know how many movies they have watched, including comedies, if not a hundred, but two hundred.

How to say it, there are a lot of laughs, but few can still remember the lines and even the plot just now after laughing freely, and even think about this plot a little bit.

At this time, Zhang Mazi looked at the last brother, who was wearing a Dulong eye patch, and he was the most ruthless at first glance!

"Don't look at me?"

"Big brother, you know me, if I make a move, it should be his husband who is lying on the table."

Again, the audience burst into laughter.

Adults, you know everything!

homo (Caution!)

Zhang Mazi also said at this time: "I heard it, you all have unique skills, but! ”

"Someone lied to me."

In an instant, the brothers hurriedly said, "Who! ”

Zhang Mazi slowly pointed to the place where his brother and master left: "Old soup! ”

To sum up these brothers, "Accept", "Chong", "Ruthless", "Place", "Base", ......

The laughter is very sufficient, and it is impressive.

Then came the back.

It's the master's daughter-in-law who came to find the master, as for whether it's real or fake, who knows?

Zhang Mazi and a group of brothers surrounded the master and his daughter-in-law, and suddenly a child's voice came out from under Zhang Mazi's feet.

Everyone sounds inexplicably familiar!

At this time, Yu Wei in the back row covered his face in shame, and at the same time signaled the tiger girl beside him not to look at it.

Ye Mengjie was very puzzled, and pushed Yu Wei's hand away, but Yu Wei took it again, Ye Mengjie sank her beautiful eyes unhappily, and the next moment, she bit it!

Yu Wei was in pain and withdrew his hand directly, after all, it didn't take long to be bitten twice by the tiger's teeth and couldn't stand it!

And let's not think much about it, this kid is Yu Wei......

Well......

That's right......

Belch...... What about the explanation...... Yu Wei was speechless.

This is the trick that Yu Wei participated in.

Your mother's kiss is like a nest grass for your dam!

Originally, Yu Wei wanted to play a small role in the tea hall for everyone to discover.

But Wang Bin said that after the filming of this plot is over, Yu Wei must be allowed to play this ......

What should Yu Wei do......

Although he is the boss, on the set, the director is the most awesome, and Yu Wei refuses.

Very refused!

In order to let Yu Wei play this role, Wang Bin did not hesitate to push the scene this afternoon, jumped directly, and came to this scene.

……

"Don't move! Raise your legs! ”

Zhang Mazi hurriedly made a big jump, and the master hurriedly got up and said, "Child! Child! ”

And Yu Wei's handsome face with a pistol made of wood also appeared in front of everyone.

Zhang Mazi couldn't believe it at this time: "Child? ”

The master nodded and said, "Child! ”

"Who's?" Zhang Mazi asked.

The master closed his eyes and agreed, "Mine!" ”

Zhang Mazi looked at Yu Wei's simple eyes and said, "Are you a child?" ”

Yu Wei nodded stunned.

Then Zhang Mazi looked at Yu Wei's face and asked, "How old are you?" ”

Yu Wei replied seriously: "Eight years old! ”

Zhang Mazi didn't answer and said, "Come out!" ”

Then Yu Wei stood up and a one-meter-eight child appeared in front of everyone, Yu Wei was called a small one in the crowd of actors!

That's called a ...... Well, high!

"Why is this eight years old?" Zhang Mazi said in horror!

Well, in Yu Wei's hometown, this eight-year-old child is played by the producer, I don't know why he is here, well, the finger control of fate is actually played by Yu Wei, the producer!

Off the line!

And at this time, Ye Mengjie on the side laughed crazy!

slapped Yu Wei's thigh fiercely and continuously.

Yu Wei doesn't care, laugh!

Laugh!

Anyway, if you laugh again, I'm your husband too!

You are also my daughter-in-law!

At home, it's me who laughs, and makes you laugh again!

Hum!

And everyone in the movie theater also recognized this person as Yu Wei, and everyone laughed when they watched the interaction between Yu Wei and Zhang Mazi.

Then I admired Wang Bin in my heart.

First of all, Wang Bin is well-connected.

You can find Yu Wei.

Secondly, the relationship with Yu Wei is so good!

is worthy of being the director of "Fairy Sword", that is, he has face!

can let Yu Wei play this role!

Awesome!

T Pla Sis!

……

The plot continues.

It's time for us Zhang Mazi and our Goose City Yiba Huang Shilang to have a direct confrontation!

You come with one set, I'll go with another, fight each other!

Then in a dark night, several people handed over.

Another round of fighting began.

The night shrouded everything, and Huang Shilang looked at Zhang Mazi, the county magistrate, who was still alive in front of him, in disbelief.

Huang Shilang is also a ruthless person, and he directly condescended to flatter and arched his hand: "Three days later, I must give the county magistrate a surprise!" ”

And Zhang Mazi ignored him, looked at the master on the side and said, "You translate for the translator, what is a surprise?" ”

The meaning of this sentence is very simple, that is, let the master team and let the master choose the team.

A little more carefully can be understood.

But under the script, it still looks funny.

No way, "Let the Bullets Fly" is one such movie.

Witty, humorous, funny, but full of reason.

……

The master was stunned at this time, and looked at Zhang Mazi with a blank look, Zhang Mazi did not panic, and continued: "Translation, translation, what is a surprise?" ”

The master helplessly spread his hands and said: "This still needs to be translated, and I have said it all......"

Zhang Mazi interrupted strongly, glanced at the man who was ten thousand years old and said, "I'll let you translate it to me, what is a surprise." ”

The master is still puzzled or is he pretending to be a lake?

"No need for translation, it's just a surprise!"

At this time, Huang Shilang also stood up for the master, "It's uncomfortable, you don't understand what a surprise is?" ”

At the same time, he fingered Zhang Mazi, not showing weakness at all!

Zhang Maziquan didn't hear it, and continued to say to the master: "I'm like asking you to translate, what is a surprise!" ”

The master looked at the two of them in a daze, and said directly to Zhang Mazi: "Surprise......"

And then it appeared!

The classic double special sentence, uh, double negative expression affirms, but I just don't know what the double special sentence says?

Zhang Mazi interrupted again, "What a special surprise!" ”

The master panicked, and hurriedly said to Huang Shilang: "What is a surprise!" ”

Huang Shilang hurriedly said: "The surprise is that three days later, I will give you 1.8 million yuan to go out of the city to suppress the bandits, and pick up my legs!" Do you understand? ”

Huang Shilang grinned, showing his big gold teeth.

The master also said, "This is a surprise!" ”

But Zhang Mazi doesn't care.

"What's a surprise?"

The master understood, and he finally chose to stand in line with Zhang Mazi and translated it again......