"Damn minion, you only have the queen in your heart, not us!" Liu Ruyun's words were half joking and half serious.

"Sister Yun, don't scold him, it's not worth eating for the sake of fighting." Zhang Jue'er said with a smile.

"People are now eunuchs with a three-grade pen, and they have made so many contributions to the emperor, but they have long stopped looking at us!" Liang Guifei also joined in.

"I can't stop you if you have food!" Murong Danqiu said with a smile, "There are no rules one by one, you see how dignified Nan Qiao is!" ”

"Nan Qiao is a fairy, not like us laymen." Liu Ruyun said with a smile.

"You dare to say that the queen is a layman? Queen, hit her in the mouth! Liang Guifei said with a smile.

"The queen is originally a layman, even the emperor is a ......" Liu Ruyun was straightforward and fast-talking, and dared to say anything.

Suddenly, a hearty voice came from outside the hospital, "Who said that I Aiqing is a layman?" What is the crime of slandering me? ”

But I saw more than a dozen internal guards rushing in, on both sides of the station, and one person walked in, but it was Li Wanjiang.

He also smelled it......

Seeing so many concubines gathering here, the atmosphere was peaceful and joyful, and Li Wanjiang also expressed his gratification.

didn't wait for the queen to be polite to him, so he sat down directly, ready to have fun with the concubine.

Xiao Chen smiled on his face, but he scolded in his heart that this uninvited guest was really annoying, master, I was chatting happily with the beauties and eating happily, what are you doing here?

I have to serve you personally, master!

"Huh? This barbecue tastes weird, but it's also delicious. Li Wanjiang tasted the meat skewers and couldn't stop anymore.

"What is this? Lamb kidney? "Emperor Li Wanjiang, naturally he can't eat this kind of sewerage thing, and he took a bite full of oil, which was extremely tender.

"This is lamb liver." I tasted Xiao Chen's oil-wrapped liver again, and I was full of praise, it was so fragrant.

Your Majesty, eat slowly, and roast leg of mutton......

Li Wanjiang really wanted to say that since he entered the palace, he had never eaten so fragrantly!

"Your Majesty, you can taste this soup." Xiao Chen served him another bowl of mutton and carrots.

"Oops! It's delicious! Li Wanjiang instantly felt that what he had done as the emperor was worth it!

If it weren't for the emperor, how could he taste such a delicacy in the world?

"This soup is delicious, I like it very much, which cook made it? Xiao Chen? Li Wanjiang rarely asked about the cook, but he didn't expect it to be Xiao Chen's big hand.

What else the hell is there that you kid wouldn't?

"You immediately write a recipe and give it to the Imperial Dining Room, and I will drink this soup every day from now on!" Li Wanjiang gave an order.

"If you go back to the emperor, this ingredient is all from a Westerner from a minion, and we don't have it in Da Zhou, in addition, this soup is delicious with MSG configured by the slave himself, this MSG is quite complicated to make, even if the minions hand over the recipe to the imperial dining room, they can't get it." Xiao Chen hurriedly explained.

"But there are minions, when do you want to eat, the emperor, just cook it for you." There is no substitute for the importance of expressing yourself.

"Your Majesty, these messy things don't conform to the rules of the palace, it stands to reason that the emperor shouldn't eat them, and Xiao Chen, you shouldn't bring them in, if you think about it, it's all a sin." Gong Shouli on the side said coldly.

"That's what Gonggong said." Xiao Chenxin said fuck you, Li Wanjiang came by himself, he ate when he came, and Lao Tzu didn't invite him to eat!

"That's it, the desire of the tongue, the common feelings of people, I have eaten everything, why are you still saying these boring words?" Li Wanjiang also felt that Gong Shouli was troublesome.

It's like I'm gluttonous.

"Today, I am rarely idle, and there are so many concubines here, everyone doesn't have to be restrained, let's enjoy the moon and drink at the same time, and get drunk to the fullest, and live up to the beautiful scenery of this good day, as well as Xiao Chen's food." Li Wanjiang ate sweetly and was in a good mood.

"Since it's moon viewing and drinking, you have to find something to help the fun, so it's better to chant poetry, right?" Liu Ruyun suggested.

"On the right side of poetry, who can do it past Xiao Chen? If we don't make poetry today, let's make an order with jokes, everyone will tell a few jokes, the funny ones will be counted, and the bad ones will be punished with a glass of wine! Li Wanjiang said with a smile.

"What the emperor said is that the joke is good, the elegance and vulgarity are appreciated, and everyone can still be happy, but if this joke is not good, it is not happy, the emperor, you have to avoid the crime of rudeness in front of the big guy, and we dare to talk about it." Liu Ruyun said with a smile.

"Hahaha, Concubine Ai prefers you to talk a lot, okay, today we are like ordinary people, and we don't have to pay attention to so many etiquette, as long as the jokes are funny, anything can be said, not only am I not guilty, but I also have rewards!" Li Wanjiang laughed, and the atmosphere came up.

"The queen is the master, please come first." Liu Ruyun got up and filled Murong Danqiu with a glass of wine.

"If I can't deal with poetry, but I won't tell jokes, Xiao Chen, you can tell me one! Murong Danqiu greeted Xiao Chen.

In fact, it's not that she can't tell it, but jokes can't be elegant, serious ones are not funny, funny things are not serious, with her queen's dignity, she can't say these and pee fart.

"Xiao Chen, did you hear the queen's words? Let's talk about one, the funny emperor rewards you, and if it's not funny, he will punish you with three glasses of wine! Liu Ruyun has a lively personality and took the initiative to be an officer.

"Huh!" Xiao Chen had no choice but to obey.

"When the slave was serving the concubine this time and passed by Jiangdong County, he took a walk on the beach one day, and suddenly encountered a once-in-a-lifetime wonder, which was a mirage on the sea, which was also the emperor's kindness, and it was a heavenly general ...... auspicious."

Everyone looked at him blankly, and said in their hearts that this kid will play tricks, and you won't forget to slap the emperor's ass if you tell a joke!

"This mirage is also really magnificent, only to see the clouds above the Qionglou Yuyu, golden and brilliant, Danying carved tree, painting flying greens, as if it is the palace where the Jade Emperor lives in the sky, it is indescribably gorgeous and magnificent, it is really called a beautiful one." Xiao Chen shook his head and nodded in admiration, looking shaken.

But he didn't go any further.

After waiting for a long time, Liu Ruyun couldn't help but ask, "That's the case above, but what about below?" ”

"Below?" Xiao Chen glanced at Gong Shouli's lower body intentionally or unintentionally, and said casually, "There will be no more below!" ”

"No...... Giggles! Liu Ruyun was stunned for a moment, and then giggled.

Li Wanjiang had just eaten a mouthful of meat, and before he could chew it, he spit it out, raised his head and laughed.

Several women were even more laughing and trembling, unable to help themselves.

Duanmu Nanqiao, who was so cold, couldn't stop laughing, leaned his head on Murong Danqiu's shoulder, and his delicate body shook violently, "Good sister, my stomach hurts tightly!" ”

Gong Shouli's face was red and white for a while, and after a while, he said angrily, "You kid doesn't have it below!" ”

This sentence hit the laughter of the big guy, and all the suppressed laughter was released, and the tears of laughter came out.

This is the highest level of jokes, self-deprecation.