"Damn minions! Punish three glasses of wine, who made you make us laugh with a stomachache! Liu Ruyun couldn't help but say, grabbed Xiao Chen's ears and forced him to pour three glasses of wine.

"This minion should also be punished......" Li Wanjiang wiped a handful of tears from laughter and pointed to Duanmu Nanqiao, "Concubine Ai, you can also talk about one." ”

"Sister won't, I won't, let's ask Xiao Chen to do it for me." Duanmu Nanqiao got up and poured Xiao Chen a glass of wine personally, "I'm sorry for you." ”

"It doesn't make sense, the emperor and the queen are not sure of the rewards and punishments, if the joke is not funny, you will be punished for drinking, and if you are funny, you will be punished?" Xiao Chen had a bitter face and was extremely helpless.

"Less nonsense, talk fast!" Liu Ruyun said with a smile.

"Ouch!" Xiao Chen thought for a while, "This is a matter of the previous dynasty, the former dynasty master of ceremonies and the great eunuch is called Liu Haishan, he was originally a strong general in the Han army, very brave and good at fighting, he was seriously injured in a fierce battle, and the work below was cut off by a knife......"

"The emperor of the previous dynasty took pity on him, so he transferred him to his side and made him the chief eunuch of the master of ceremonies, which can be described as a deep honor."

"He didn't care much about it himself, after all, it was worth it to exchange that job for a palm print eunuch, but he couldn't have sex, but his wife was very sad, and every night she had to cry and cry, chattering and complaining about him......"

He explained bitterly to his wife, although he suffered an accident, but after all, he has also become such a big official, you are all Mrs. Sanpin, what is there to be sad about? But his wife still cried incessantly, saying that she didn't want him to be a big official, and she just hoped that he would have a cock ......"

He couldn't help but be angry, slapped the case, and scolded loudly, you are really a woman's opinion! According to what you say, am I, the eunuch of the palm print, not even as good as an egg? ”

After listening to it, the big guy laughed again, everyone knows that Gong Shouli also has no little cocks, Xiao Chen, this guy is very hateful, he is referring to Sang scolding Huai, and making Gong Shouli happy!

It's almost clear that Gong Shouli is not even as good as an egg.

The angry Gong Shouli ignored the rudeness in front of the king, and rolled up his arms and sleeves to put Xiao Chen right!

"Shouli, isn't that a joke? Why are you so angry, I will favor you once, and let you also talk about Xiao Chen back and forth. Li Wanjiang said with a smile.

But Gong Shouli didn't have the ability of Xiao Chen, and he couldn't tell if his face was flushed, so he had to stomp his foot hard, "The slave is not as vulgar as his kid!" ”

"Let's talk about one of the concubines." Liu Ruyun said with a smile.

His eyes flowed, and he saw that only Xiao Chen was wearing a square scarf among the people, and he also had a story in his heart.

"There was a monk who was urinating on the side of the road, and when he finished peeing, he was shaking, and then a student wearing a towel passed by......" Liu Ruyun said and glanced at Xiao Chen.

The big guy also looked at Xiao Chen together, and when he saw the scarf on his head, he smiled meaningfully, and said in his heart that this time it was your turn to be unlucky.

"The student wearing the scarf has a witty personality and likes to joke very much, so he immediately teases the monk and says, 'You master and apprentice, what are you whispering here?' ”

Everyone couldn't help but laugh when they heard this, and their hearts really looked like Xiao Chen's tone.

But he heard Liu Ruyun continue, "The monk turned his head to look at the student, still shaking the work, and replied lightly, 'The poor monk looks at how big his head is, and he wants to fold the top scarf and wear it with him. ’”

Hahaha! The crowd burst into laughter.

Murong Danqiu's face turned red with a smile, and he even said that Liu Ruyun's hoof is really damned!

This is what you should say as a concubine?

"Gee, I can't remember how long it's been since I've laughed so happily." Li Wanjiang's smile is comfortable, and it is rare to be happy.

"It's the concubine's turn to talk about one, but the emperor, you must first forgive the concubine for her innocence." Liang Guifei was unwilling to be left behind, and also took the initiative to ask to make the big guy laugh.

"Not guilty, no guilt." Li Wanjiang was very happy.

"What the concubine said is also about the previous dynasty, there is an official who is very afraid of his wife, always beaten, he also dares to be angry and dare not speak, one day the lion roared in Hedong, and his wife was so powerful that he broke his gauze hat!"

"He was really angry, and went directly to the palace to complain to the emperor, and said: 'Your Majesty Chenqi, the minister's wife Luo Soap, fought yesterday, stepped on the minister's black gauze hat, and asked the emperor to punish her!' ”

"When the emperor heard this, he was silent for a long time before he said slowly: 'Aiqing still has to endure it, Aiqing, you don't know, the queen is also a little tired, last night I didn't agree with me, and I smashed my Pingtian crown...... Aiqing, your gauze hat is only an egg bag compared to the Heavenly Crown! ”

"Hahaha!" Li Wanjiang trembled with laughter, pointed at Liang Guifei and said, "Aifei, it's okay for you to make fun of me, why do you still bring the queen?" ”

Murong Danqiu was angry and funny, and said angrily, "Give me this little hoof in the palm of your mouth, let her talk nonsense!" ”

That night, the monarchs and ministers could be described as happy, only Gong Shouli was alone, pouting, sullen.

On the way back, he naturally had to say a few bad words about Xiao Chen, "Xiao Chen, this bastard boy is so rude in front of the emperor and the queen concubine, it can be seen how he behaves in private, the slave sees him as a demon, if he doesn't get rid of it, sooner or later he will defile the harem!" ”

"He is a eunuch, what harem can he mess with? Besides, it's all a trivial matter...... "Li Wanjiang's reason for wanting to kill Xiao Chen is not so simple.

Chen Wenqi, the secretary of the user department, said that Xiao Chen is quite a city government and has deep wisdom, but it is by no means as simple as it seems on the surface.

Although he is shrewd and capable, he can't understand the emperor's thoughts, which is fine, but I'm afraid that he knows the emperor's thoughts, but he deliberately tries to do things for the emperor.

If he was just an ordinary little eunuch, it would be fine, but now he is getting more and more powerful in the palace, and he has even faintly surpassed the celebrant and the brocade guard!

It's not appropriate.

The palace only needs a foolish and loyal person like Gong Shouli, but it doesn't need a shrewd person like Xiao Chen.

Otherwise, if he has any different intentions, something unbearable may happen......

Don't be careful.

Let him go? It's not impossible, but people like him are actually not very easy to control.

It is said that with a little tricking, he can overwhelm the city and the country...... You have also seen the affairs of Siam and Burma, right?

What if he makes a few more great 'credits' outside, what should he do with him?

Not only did Chen Wenqi mean this, but several other confidants also expressed similar meanings, although they didn't say it explicitly, but the meaning was that it was best to get rid of him, and it would be a hundred.

It is also in line with Li Wanjiang's wishes.

Now all you need to do is find a right way to get rid of Xiao Chen.

It is definitely not possible to kill openly, and assassination is even more inappropriate, so he can only let him die by himself, and the death is clear.

It's just that when it came to the end, Li Wanjiang hesitated slightly.

This kid is damned, but he's really smart, capable, likable, and empathetic.

It's a shame to kill him.