The royal feast, there is no need to say much about its own ritual procedures, and after Li Wanjiang raised his glass to celebrate with the sky, the Dengyuan Conference officially began.

"Foreign Minister Nishimura Zhicun, long live the Great Zhou Emperor!" Nishimura Zhicun was the first to stand up and make a difficulty, "At this grand event, I feel something, and I see this fireworks in the sky, the sound is like thunder, and occasionally I have to say that the Jade Emperor is marching, thunder drums and cloud flags, rain arrows, wind and swords!" But there is no link, please see it all in the Great Zhou! ”

As soon as I opened my mouth, I didn't have any good words!

This was originally the Zhongyuan Festival, and the fireworks were set off for the sake of celebration. You also know that there is war everywhere in Da Zhou now, but you have to open which pot and which pot you don't mention, isn't this deliberately blocking the big guy?

The most disturbing thing is that he is doing a good job of Shanglian, and it is very atmospheric, if you want to go-for-tat, it is not easy.

So the atmosphere suddenly became solemn.

Li Wanjiang saw that all the Hanlin had sad faces, scratched his ears and cheeks, and was angry in his heart, what are you waiting for?

Do you want me to come and talk to him? If I can do it, what do I need you to do?

"Hehe, why are the talents of the Great Zhou so humble and polite? And no one will come out to teach? Nishimura Shicun looked around at the table and sneered.

"Why don't I try...... Belch! Try? But I heard a lazy voice sound, and the big guy saw that it was Xiao Chen who staggered to his feet, staring at Nishimura Zhicun with drunken eyes.

The big guy suddenly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, this kid finally woke up, it was just right to wake up sooner rather than later!

The corners of Li Wanjiang's mouth also showed a hint of a smile imperceptibly, and he was very relieved in his heart.

Liu Ruyun watched coldly, and scolded in her heart, this stinky boy is pretending again!

If he doesn't pretend to be forced for a day, he will die!

"Please advise Master Xiao!" Nishimura Shizumi said that your kid is finally here, but look at you who have drunk this virtue, can you still be a pair?

Of course Xiao Chen can, who can't he can?

Hundreds of wine fighting poems, a pair of fart.

"The king sets up a banquet, the moon candles and star lamps, and the mountains and seas are the feast!" casually make the next couplet.

It's really neat!

"Lord Xiao, the small one also has a couplet I want to ask for, I heard Ang clearly, my couplet is: the number of days is nine, the number of the earth is nine, the ninety-nine is true, the thousand years of existence, and there is a celebration for one day!" But it was Kinoshita who stood up and challenged.

This couplet is difficult, because it not only contains a series of numbers, but also has repetition between the numbers, which means that it is progressive layer by layer, and the final ending is also very atmospheric, and it also coincides with the meaning of today's festive celebration.

saw that Xiao Chen was silent, but staggered in front of Li Wanjiang and bowed deeply.

Li Wanjiang said in his heart, what are you going to do kid, you?

People talk to you, why are you worshipping me?

I'm begging you, don't get drunk at this time......

"Spring fifty, autumn fifty, fifteen lanterns, all the countries of the Quartet, all call longevity boundless!" Xiao Chen said loudly.

Oh, everyone was so surprised and delighted to hear this!

What is surprising is that Xiao Chen almost didn't think about it, and what he liked was that this downlink was too good!

Li Wanjiang is exactly fifty years old this year, and today it is fifteen lantern yuan, and there are several states participating in the lantern festival, and the most ingenious thing is that the sentence of longevity without borders also contains Li Wanjiang's name!

This kid should say that he is really talented!

Li Wanjiang is all happy, think about it.

A sentence that gave me Aiqing a glass of imperial wine almost blurted out.

You can reward him for anything, but you can't let him drink it anymore......

"Lord Xiao, I also have an upper link to ask for, only the word 'color difficult', please give a lower link too." Shimokawa Shenmu also stood up and sneered at Xiao Chen.

"Ugh!" Xiao Chen burped and said casually, "Easy!" ”

Everyone said that it is not easy in fact, because everyone knows that the fewer the words of the couplet, the more difficult it is, and the two words of Xiachuan Shenmu are from the "Analects": Zixia asked filial piety, and Zi said: 'The color is difficult, there is something, and the disciple obeys it; There is wine and food, and Mr. Food, did you think it was filial piety? ’

There are allusions.

After waiting for a long time but not seeing Xiao Chen speak, Shimokawa Shenmu couldn't help but ask, "Lord Xiao, didn't you say it was easy?" Then please, right. ”

"Didn't I say easy?" Xiao Chen rolled his eyes at him, "Why are your ears still bad?" ”

This is awkward for the big guys, you just say that it's easy to have a fart, you're right!

also said that people's ears are not good, so many of us have ears for a long time and haven't heard your couplet!

"Lord Xiao, are you talking nonsense like this in front of your emperor?" Shimokawa Shenmu is really insidious, and he directly deducted a big hat for Xiao Chen.

Sure enough, Li Wanjiang was not happy, "Xiao Chen, are you still drinking and haven't woken up?" People have an upper link, the color is difficult, you want to have a lower link, just say that it is easy to top or something? ”

"If you go back to the emperor, the next link of the ministers is easy!" Xiao Chen hurriedly said, "It's difficult, it's easy, isn't it neat?" ”

Oh...... The big guys suddenly realized.

It's neat, it's so neat!

The neatness of the flat and the quack.

It's just that the big guy didn't think of it for a while......

"In the past, I came to the flowers before they bloomed, but today the flowers bloomed and I came, which is also considered a divine relationship, is it the law of fate in the previous life?" Nako Kudo got up and walked in front of Xiao Chen, nodded and smiled at him, and also made an uplink.

"Alas......" Xiao Chen sighed leisurely and said in a deep voice, "Scratch your head and ask the sky is silent, bow your head and ask who I laugh at, there is no other good sentence, then I will be an idler in the world!" ”

"Wow, Sodo Snay! (Great)" Nako Kudo exclaimed.

"Lord Xiao, I saw a head shaver on Fengyang Street yesterday, and suddenly I thought of a couplet: sharpen your beard and ask how many heads there are in the world? Please Xiao Dalian. Kinoshita Eigo said.

Shanglian is good, but he always feels that he is provoking, and this guy's eyes are always looking at Xiao Chen's neck with bad intentions, as if he is very interested in his head......

"Try it and see how Lao Tzu means!" Xiao Chen gestured to him with a dead and dead gesture.

"Cry! (Damn)" Kinoshita was surprised, admired, and angry, unable to express this complex emotion, so he muttered a foul word.

"Emperor of the Great Zhou, there is Prince Tianzhu here today, so we have a vegetarian meal, right?" Nishimura Zhicun suddenly asked Li Wanjiang a very strange question.

Li Wanjiang didn't know what he meant by this? Just nodded slightly, and said in my heart Didn't you ask knowingly.

"But it's very strange, why is there such a thing as eggs in your country's banquets, is it also vegetarian?" Nishimura Shicun picked up a boiled egg and held it high, "I think this is a great rudeness to Prince Tianzhu, I don't know if it was your mistake, or did it on purpose?" ”

Special people say that eggs are picked in the bones, and this bastard picks eggs from the banquet.