In fact, if you want to say that it is meat, it must be meat, but if you want to say that it is vegetarian, it can be regarded as a vegetarian dish, at least at many vegetarian banquets in Dazhou, there are actually boiled eggs.

But Nishimura Shicun's public accusation is really difficult to deal with him.

"Huh? Eggs! Xiao Chen drank a stomach of wine and didn't eat much, he was hungry at this time, and he was very happy to see the egg, so he snatched it from Nishimura Zhicun's hand, peeled the eggshell, and sent it directly to his mouth.

The big guy is stupid, is this kid really hungry or trying to destroy the evidence?

It's useless for you to eat this one, there are so many on the table, you can't eat them all, right?

"Lord Xiao, what are you doing here?" Nishimura Zhicun didn't know what kind of god operation Xiao Chen was.

"Wine!" Xiao Chen was in a hurry to eat the eggs, rolled his eyes choked, and shouted at Gong Shouli, "Who is that, don't look at it, just say what about you, hey, come and pour wine for the master!" ”

Gong Shouli's nose is crooked, are you really drunk or pretending to be drunk? If you are really drunk, do you dare to ask the emperor to pour you wine, I ask you?

is pretending to be drunk and spilling and wants to play tricks on his father-in-law!

Ignore you and pretend not to hear.

"Gonggong Gong, Gong Shouli, why don't you see your ears for a few days! Is that flask in your hand an ornament? Take it and hurry up! Xiao Chen simply named him this time.

Gong Shouli was holding the imperial wine in his hand that was exclusively for the emperor to drink, because there were too many people at the Dengyuan meeting today, he was afraid that someone would poison the wine, so Li Wanjiang only drank the wine in this wine pot.

"Shouli, you will give him a cup of the royal bar on my behalf." Li Wanjiang smiled, "He's drunk, don't worry about him." ”

The emperor personally spoke, which was equivalent to giving Gong Shouli a step down.

I had to puff out my cheeks and pour a glass for Xiao Chen with a wine jug, Xiao Chen raised his glass and drank it all, suddenly reached out and hugged Gong Shouli's head and kissed him fiercely, and confessed to him seriously, "Gonggong, I love you!" ”

Gong Shouli really couldn't cry or laugh, and the expression on his face was very exciting.

Zhang Jia'er on the side couldn't help it, giggled, the big guy was already holding back, but now Zhang Jia'er smiled, and everyone laughed.

Even Li Wanjiang was stunned, "This Xiao Chen is really drunk today." ”

"Nishimura-kun, it's small." Xiao Chen turned to Nishimura Zhicun again, stretched out a little thumb and dangled it in front of him, "The pattern is small, there are eggs in the banquet, it's just a small mistake by the chef, why should you, a big guest, bother to say it in public?" ”

"Besides, who told you that the Buddha was not allowed to eat meat? Monks can eat meat, but they only eat the three pure meats, do you know what the three pure meats are? First, don't kill yourself, don't kill by yourself, if you kill the meat you can't eat, if you eat it, you will be foul, and you will be guilty of immeasurable offense! ”

Second, if you want to eat meat, you must know that you must not kill it yourself, but if you teach others to kill and eat it for me, this is also a violation of the precepts, and you will be guilty of immeasurable sin. Thirdly, I did not hear of killing, I did not kill myself, and I did not teach others to kill for me to eat, but if I heard the temporary wailing of the cook's chickens and sheep, this meat should not be eaten, and if I ate it, I would break the precepts, and I would be guilty of immeasurable sin. ”

"Mencius said: 'No injury, it is benevolence, seeing the ox but not the sheep, the gentleman is to the beast, seeing its life, and not bearing to see its death; Hearing its voice, I can't bear to eat its flesh. It is a gentleman who cooks far away. 'The Buddha of the West Heaven and Master Meng are both saints, and the benevolence of the saints is the same, but this is not known to the West Village! So I'm going to teach you today. ”

"The Buddha said that even meat can be eaten, let alone this ignorant and unconscious, lifeless and dead-free egg? Today, the master is happy to drink some wine, and he will also teach people tirelessly, and then send you a song to listen to the truth, 'Chaos Qiankun has a mouthful, no skin and no hair, and now it will go to the west, so as not to suffer a knife in the world!' ’”

This time it was Nishimura Zhicun's turn to roll his eyes, he was choked by Xiao Chen's words, and he was shocked by Xiao Chen's quick thinking, and he couldn't say a word for a long time.

I just want to ask him a question, are you kid drunk?

"Lord Xiao, listening to the meaning of your words, it seems that you are very proficient in the three religions of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism, and you are not talented, and you know a little bit about it, so you have to consult Lord Xiao today." Seeing that Nishimura Shicun was deflated, Kinoshita Nagago stepped forward.

"You are a small country in the east, but you sit in a well and watch the sky, you will only be arrogant, and you dare to say that you know a thing or two about Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism? If you know one or two, I'm afraid I don't know eight or nine? Well, since you want to ask me, I'll teach you today, so that you guys who have never seen the world will be arrogant and embarrassed everywhere! ”

Xiao Chen was very polite to them yesterday, because they went to their own home, they were their guests, and they wanted to make friends with them, so they couldn't be rude to them no matter what.

But that's a personal relationship.

Today's Dengyuan Hui Xiao Chen represents not himself, but the majesty of the Great Zhou and even Huaxia, this is the public, so there is no need to talk to him about friendship, and there is no need to save him any face.

It can also be said that I drank too much...... Didn't you see that even Gong Shouli kissed just now?

Kinoshita Yonggang's face turned red when he was scolded by his words with a gun and a stick, but it was not easy to scold him in front of so many people, so he could only grit his teeth, clench his fists, and raise his eyebrows.

You kid still says we're arrogant, you're really arrogant!

Is there a use in arrogance? Today, let's compare the real skills, don't look at the Huan you call now, you'll know how good I am later!

Ask him first, "Since you said that you are broad-minded in the three religions, then let me ask you, who is the Buddha Shakyamuni?" ”

There are many traps hidden in this sentence, no matter how Xiao Chen answers, Kinoshita Yonggang can refute him, because this is a topic that has been discussed by several of them, and it has been quite well prepared.

"Woman." But he never expected Xiao Chen to answer like this, which surprised him and caught him off guard.

Not only is Kinoshita Yonggang stunned, but the big guy is also very fresh to listen to, Xiao Chen, this kid is not human!

Definitely drunken talk.

Didn't he have to be drunk to say something like that?

Is the Buddha a woman?

It's a shame that you said it!

"You say Shakyamuni Buddha is a woman? Why? Kinoshita had to ask him.

"I rely on you, you kid won't even read the Buddhist classic "Diamond Sutra", right?" Xiao Chen said that he was shocked, "The Diamond Sutra says, 'sit and sit', if the Buddha is not a woman, why should the husband sit and then sit? ”

Xiao Chen was not wrong at all when he said this, but the meaning of the words in it was confused by him.

Kinoshita Yonggang was stunned when he heard this, Nishimura Zhicun and the others were directly stupid, Li Wanjiang directly obeyed, and Murong Danqiu and the other girls couldn't help but giggle.

This Xiao Chen is so funny!

I feel that no matter when and where, as long as he is there, it will always make people happy.