Knowing that Xiao Chen's kid was confusing the public, but he really couldn't seriously argue with him, Kinoshita Yonggang had to ask him the next question, "Then may I ask Lord Xiao, who is Taishang Laojun?" ”

"It's also a woman." Xiao Chen said lightly, "The Tao Te Ching cloud: 'I have a great trouble, for I have a body, and I have no body, what trouble do I have!' If Lao Tzu is not a woman, how can he be pregnant? ”

This time, even Li Wanjiang couldn't help laughing, this kid is really, but he's really high-level!

How did he come up with it?

Kinoshita Yonggang had three black lines on his forehead, knowing that this kid was talking nonsense, but he had to continue to ask, "Who is Kong Sheng?" Is it also a woman? ”

"Yay? Kinoshita-kun, you are really teachable, what you didn't say is right, Confucius is also a woman. Xiao Chen said with a smile, "The Analects says: 'Sell, sell, I wait for the price.'" If he wasn't a woman, how could he say he was going to be married, right? ”

Xiao Chen's nonsense and nonsense completely disrupted Nishimura's plan, and when he saw that everyone was laughing, he couldn't seriously discuss this issue, so he could only find another way......

Write with him!

"Master Xiao, what are you talking about sitting in a well and watching the sky, it must be a frog, right? Then I'll take this as the topic and send a poem to Lord Xiao. Shimokawa Shenmu thought about it for a while, and then recited, "The pond water is shallow lotus leaf incense, lying on the back canopy to make a cool bed, swaying with the wind and more comfortable, a few noises are very light and crazy!" ”

Should I say it or not, this Shimokawa talent is really very agile, although this poem can't be said to be very good, but it is not easy to make it in such a short time.

And the poem also implies a mockery of Xiao Chen, ridiculing him for 'a few noises and very light madness', which is really wonderful.

"Then I'll also use this as a theme and give a song to Lord Xiao." Nishimura Zhicun also came to inspiration, shaking his head and chanting loudly, "Look up at the lotus leaf bed, what if the wind and snow are on a snowy night, they all say that the eyes at the bottom of the well are shallow, and the flowers are green and beautiful!" ”

This poem is also satirical about Xiao Chen, because he is so good that he will not die, Xiao Chen is really colorful in brocade clothes today, and it is indeed a bit like a frog skin.

In addition, it can also be understood as satirizing Xiao Chensheng's handsomeness, but he has a good skin, gold and jade, and one of them.

Not bad.

"I'll do it too." Kinoshita Yonggang was naturally unwilling, and also recited a poem, "Ridiculous frogs at the bottom of the well, sleeping in the rain, watching the sky croak, like begging for money." ”

What a vulgar ang!

In the end, Nako Kudo also came to a song, "I used to be a fairy at the bottom of the well, sitting and watching the sky, not knowing how far the river and the sea are far, lying down and sleeping with myself!" ”

This one is a little more polite.

"Hahaha, good poetry, good poetry, it's the so-called come and don't be rude! Then I'll give you a song back. Xiao Chen laughed and said loudly, "Sitting alone in the pond is like a tiger, nourishing the spirit under the green shade tree, if I don't speak first in the spring, which insect dares to make a sound!" ”

I dare to talk to Xiao Chen about poetry, I have never died!

"Good poetry!" Li Wanjiang was the first to applaud, and Long Yan was happy again.

Everyone also applauded, this was not to give Emperor Li Wanjiang face to echo the voice, but to praise from the heart, because Xiao Chen's poem is really good, really good!

One poem outperformed four poems by Shiku Nishimura and others, and it was a completely suppressive victory!

Especially in the last two sentences, 'I won't speak first in spring, which insect dares to make a sound', it is really heroic, domineering, and kingly!

It directly shook the audience.

The four of them looked at each other, and they all saw a deep sense of horror and fear in each other's eyes.

This person is so powerful, I'm afraid we may not be able to beat him combined......

That's got to get it, or it's not for nothing?

"Ahem, this year is the Year of the Rooster, I think we might as well make a few poems with the theme of chickens? I have heard for a long time that the Great Zhou is full of talents, and I heard that all the imperial concubines are also proficient in poetry, so I also asked for advice today. "Nishimura Zhicun decided to temporarily avoid Xiao Chen's edge and advance first by retreating.

"Okay, each of the big guys will write a poem, and when they are done, they will hang it in the garden to remember the grand event tonight!" Li Wanjiang was really refreshed at the moment, and seeing that Nishimura Zhicun was a little cowardly, he didn't force him to fight with Xiao Chen anymore, but became a peacemaker, after all, he was a king, and he wouldn't compete with these small characters.

A group of little eunuchs immediately sent pen, ink, paper, and inkstones, and the palace maids rolled up their sleeves to help their respective palace masters polish their pens and inks, Murong Danqiu, they all wrote poems, and poems with chickens as the theme were actually not difficult to do, and they each pondered and thought about it, thinking about it to write better.

Knife butt cut, let a few little devils open their eyes!

Xiya is a guest of honor, she naturally does not use poetry, but she also likes Huaxia's poetry, and it is inevitable that she will worship Xiao Chen deeply.

got up and came to Xiao Chen, and smiled at him, "Xiao Chen, your poems are really good!" ”

"Actually, it's just average." Xiao Chen shook his head and said, "It's all a foil for a few of them." ”

"Hehe, then can you also send me a poem?" Shiya begged.

"Xiao Da...... Eunuch, write a poem for Thea, and I'll help you polish your pen. Zhang Jiao'er followed suit, took the initiative to help Xiao Chen lay out the paper, and took out a lake pen and put it on his mouth.

"I'll polish the ink for Lord Xiao." Qingxin also walked over, took the inkstone, lit the water, and gently grinded it.

"Then make a song, if it is not done well, don't be surprised...... Belch! Ah! Xiao Chen happily agreed, reached out and took the pen, but suddenly there was a big wine burp, the tiger's body was shocked, and the brush was taken off.

"How much alcohol have you drunk, a minion, to get drunk and become this virtue!" But Liu Ruyun also came over, his hands were quick, and he grabbed the brush that could fall to the ground in his hand.

"Farewell to the fairy mountains and seas for the time being, but when the concubine asks the root reason, she lives under the dipper of the Big Dipper, and the sword hangs on the head of the moon in Nangong, saying that I am really drunk, I don't know how to be worried, and I don't recognize each other when I meet? But he drove the white clouds back to rest! Xiao Chen laughed and took a song, which made everyone fall for it directly!

What the hell is this?

"You little minion, I see that you are almost stupid and stupid, you have gone too far, and your life is not guaranteed!" Liu Ruyun whispered a warning in his ear, and said loudly, "I see that you can't even hold a pen, you say, I'll help you write it." ”

"In this way, it will be troublesome for the concubine." Xiao Chen is really awesome now.

Prince Tianzhu begged him to give him poems, concubine Zhang Ju'er helped him lay paper, Hongmei Temple presided over Qingxin to polish ink for him, and Liu Guifei also helped him write......

In fact, Murong Danqiu and Duanmu Nanqiao also wanted to come over and say a few words to him, but the two of them were too noble, and it was difficult to deign in front of everyone.

But they were also curious about what kind of poems he would make for Thea?

Xiya is the princess of Tianzhu and a person who cultivates Buddhism, so don't mess around with this kid.