The officials of the Ministry of Heavenly Affairs invited guests, and the banquet was still the governor of Yanyun County, and there were naturally many people who came to cheer.

Lu Jing, the secretary of the Ministry of War, Ma Wuming, the secretary of the Ministry of Industry, Wu Zhongze, the governor of Jiumen, Li Hong, the left attendant of the Ministry of Industry, Xu Haiming, the right attendant of the Ministry of Officials, Lin Dongyang, the governor of Jiangdong County, and Liu Qiheng, the imperial historian of the capital, and other members of the court and the central government all arrived.

A small half of this is Wang Anbang's face, and more than half is Xiao Chen's face.

Xiao Chen only brought Shangguan Qi to the banquet, because Fu Yan and the others did not have any official positions at all, and it was obviously not suitable to participate in this kind of banquet.

Only Shangguan has a third-grade title, and after all, he is also the honorary president of Tai Hospital.

Needless to say, they each sat down, and Wang Anbang ordered the banquet to be held.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Wang Anbang pointed at Xu Haiming and said, "Haiming, you are not familiar with Lord Xiao here, so that there was a little misunderstanding, today I take this opportunity to pay tribute to Lord Xiao with a glass of wine." ”

Xu Haiming was reluctant, but he didn't dare not listen to the words of his boss, so he had to pick up his wine glass and say to Xiao Chen, "Lord Xiao, I don't have any personal grudges with you below, everything is official, if there is anything offended, I hope Lord Xiao Haihan!" ”

The words of apology were also quite blunt, and without waiting for Xiao Chen to speak, he directly raised his head and drank it all, and then sat down, which was extremely rude.

"Hahaha, Heming's cup is not a toast, but it is a penalty wine!" Xiao Chen laughed, "But whether it's a toast or a punishment, we have to take it." "After that, he drank it all, although the words were prickly, but he didn't have a direct attack.

It can be seen that the gap between the two sides in terms of quality is quite large.

"Lord Xiao may not know that the father of this Haiming brother is the Hou of the year, the Marquis of Xu Wensheng." Wang Anbang said.

"Who?" Xiao Chen was taken aback when he heard this, and subconsciously looked at the Shangguan Qiji beside him, but saw him nodding slightly at himself, saying yes, the general judge I met back then was this person!

"Hehe, Lord Xiao is young, he may not know the prestige of the old marquis Xu Wensheng, when he was in the Han Dynasty, he was already the governor of Minzhou County, and he was one of the thirteen heroes of the Han Dynasty. Ma Wuming said with a smile.

"Oh...... So that's the case, Xu Wensheng's old marquis can really be said to be a man who knows the times as a handsome man, but he died young, which is a pity. Xiao Chenqiang pressed the excitement in his heart, and came to such a sentence without being salty or light.

In fact, his regret was from the heart, but it sounded like a mockery.

Xu Haiming snorted and didn't speak, but his face was longer.

"Although today is a farewell to Brother Xiao, it shouldn't be too sad, why don't I throw bricks and lead the jade, tell a joke and make the big guy laugh?" Ma Wuming saw that the atmosphere was awkward, so he immediately changed the topic.

The big guys have said that they are listening.

"It's a joke, but it's actually a fact, I listened to my Ma Fu tell it, but Ma Fu listened to Wang Zhiwen, the family of Lord Wang, and it was also Lord Wang's family affairs." Ma Wuming looks serious.

Ma Fu is his housekeeper, but Wang Zhiwen is the head of Wang Anbang's family, although they are all subordinates, but the so-called seven officials in front of the prime minister, the two of them are also famous in Fengyang City, at least everyone here knows them.

"Old Ma, in front of your colleagues, you must not talk nonsense!" Wang Anbang was suddenly shocked and hurriedly issued a warning.

Ma Wuming has always been witty, and speaking has always been taboo, he and Li Shiwang dare to joke, once this involves his own family affairs, there will definitely be nothing good to say!

"Lord Wang, you have always behaved rightly, sitting upright, a gentleman is frank, and there is no one who cannot speak to others! But what are you afraid of? Ma Wuming said with a smile.

The big guy laughed, and he knew that he was definitely going to make fun of Wang Anbang, and urged him to hurry up.

Ma Wuming took a sip of wine, and then spoke slowly.

"It is said that there is a new servant named Wang Xiaoliu in Lord Wang's house, he is very diligent, but he is a little dull, he is always worried that when he is on duty at night, he will not hear when Lord Wang calls him, so he simply hides under Lord Wang Anbang's bed, so that he can be on call."

The big guy was happy when he heard it, only Wang Anbang shook his head helplessly, and even said how could there be such a thing?

But he said that the next morning, after he finished his duty, he also climbed out of bed, which startled our Lord Wang and Mrs. Wang, and the two hurriedly asked him when did your kid come in? How long have you been under the bed! What do you hear? ”

Wang Xiaoliu hurriedly replied truthfully, saying that the little one was on night duty under the bed, and he was on the fifth watch, and he would never dare to leave his post without permission, Mrs. Wang hurriedly asked what did you kid hear? The kid groaned a little and said that when the day was watched, you and your wife were still enjoying the paintings, or a landscape painting. ”

Ma Wuming is very eloquent, he speaks in a vivid voice, and the tone of several people is also vivid, and the big guy is very fascinated by it.

I heard that Wang Anbang and his family admired the paintings and believed it, because they all knew that Wang Anbang liked calligraphy and painting, especially the kind that was particularly expensive, and Xiao Chen also gave him a landscape painting of Shenglin Daozi......

But Ma Wuming continued, "Lord Wang asked, how do you know that we are appreciating paintings?" That Wang Xiaoliu replied, the villain listened really well, you said to Mrs., 'Come and let me see the Shuangfeng show breasts!' Since there are twin peaks, it must be a landscape painting, right? ”

As soon as his voice fell, he burst into laughter, Wang Anbang was funny and angry, "I know that you old horse and dog can't spit ivory out of your mouth!" ”

Then Lord Wang asked again, what did you hear on the second watch? Wang Xiaoliu said that the second watch is not good, my lord, you climbed the mountain in bed and accidentally fell to the ground, Lord Wang said how do you know? Wang Xiaoliu replied that he heard his wife say to the adult, 'Come up quickly!' Therefore, the villain deduced that it was sauce purple. ”

Hahaha!

When everyone heard this, they all fell in love and burst into laughter.

The lower ranks didn't dare to laugh out loud, so they could only hold their stomachs and blush.

Like Xiao Chen, Lu Jing, Wu Zhongze, Li Hong, and Lin Dongyang, they laughed loudly regardless of 3721.

Wang Anbang's face was red and white for a while, and he shouted to someone to tear up the stinky mouth of the old horse for me!

The little maids who were waiting next to them naturally didn't take it seriously, they all blushed and couldn't help laughing, but there was really a round-faced little guy who agreed loudly, and rushed forward with his arms and sleeves, and really wanted to pull Ma Wuming.

The frightened other little guys hurriedly pulled him back, and the little guy was still unconvinced, "Why are you pulling me?" Didn't you hear what your adults commanded? ”

Wang Zhiwen's face on the side turned white, and he pointed to the little guy's nose and scolded, "Wang Xiaoliu, you are a fool, you can't even understand the truth and falsehood, don't make noise and embarrassment here, hurry up and put him out for me!" ”