But everyone was stunned when they heard it, and then they laughed loudly, it turned out that this simple little guy was Wang Xiaoliu himself in the story!

This guy is so two, I wonder if the story of Ma Shangshu is still true!

"However, it was also Ma Shangshu's old man's fault, and this was not the case at that time, it was ......" Wang Xiaoliu was still snorting to himself, unconvinced and wanted to justify.

was covered by two little guys and dragged out stiffly.

The atmosphere of the banquet reached a climax in an instant......

"This is the one under the bed!" Ma Wuming pointed to his back and said, "Lord Wang, what are you doing to drive him, isn't it better for him to say?" Since he is gone, it is still me who says, and it is also the third watch to speak, Wang Xiaoliu said that the Lord and Mrs. of the third watch have eaten crabs again, why do you know? I heard the adults say to their wives, 'It's delicious to break your legs!' ’”

Xiao Chen couldn't laugh anymore, he felt that this was the funniest joke he had ever heard in his life, there was no one!

Even Xu Haiming, who was still sulking, couldn't help laughing, he had been holding back for a long time, and his black face had long since turned into a red face.

Because as a subordinate, it's really not good to make fun of your boss in public.

But at this moment, I really couldn't hold it back, I snorted in my nose, and hurriedly lowered my head.

However, Ma Wuming's joke is not finished.

"This asked about the fourth watch, Wang Xiaoliu said that when the fourth watch was over, it seemed that Lord Wang's mother-in-law came, how could he say this? Because I heard the lady cry vigorously, 'Come, come, good dear mother!' ’”

"On the fifth watch, the lord and the lady also began to drink tea, because the lady said, 'That mouth is still very thirsty, please ask the husband to come again!' That's what it means to make another cup of tea......"

"If you eat another family's banquet, you will die, but if you eat your lord's banquet, you will die of laughter!" Xiao Chen's cheeks were sour.

"This must have been made up by Ma Shangshu, and it was his own family's business!" Lin Dongyang said with a smile.

"Oh, only Lord Lin said a fair word!" Wang Anbang said, "I think this matter is out of the old horse, Mrs. Ma is his new string, and she is only nineteen years old this year, and he is an old horse gnawing on tender grass, so there will be such a joke." ”

"Whether this is the personal experience of Lord Wang or Lord Ma, they are both respectable and admirable, and people who are over fifty years old are not less vigorous than they were back then! The younger brother toasts you two with a glass and learns from you. Wu Zhong toasted, and the big guys also echoed it, which can be regarded as revealing the joke.

"Everyone can admire the two adults, but Lord Xiao can't do it, the cup of tea on the fifth watch, I'm afraid that Lord Xiao won't even be able to drink a bubble." Xu Haiming directly aimed at Xiao Chen, laughing as he spoke, but there was no smile in his eyes.

Very excessive.

As we all know, Xiao Chen is a eunuch, and his words are tantamount to exposing people's shortcomings in front of him and stabbing Xiao Chen's heart.

Fortunately, Xiao Chen now knows his identity, otherwise he would really let Shangguan abandon the disease and poison him!

"I didn't understand what Lord Xu said, why don't you tell me in detail?" Xiao Chen's face instantly became gloomy.

Everyone said that it was not good, Xiao Chen, this kid don't look at the usual giggling, once he gets angry, it will be amazing!

Not to mention that he Xu Haiming is a new servant of the right servant of the ministry, even if it is Gong Shouli, the great eunuch with palm prints, Xiao Chen can come to the door to raid the house!

Now that he is provoking in public, it is impossible for Xiao Chen to get used to him.

If you want to say that this kid is also very lacking in heart, Xiao Chen made it clear that he was giving Wang Anbang face, and he laughed at your rudeness just now, you are not endless!

If you are one of the protagonists, it is okay to have the blessing of the halo, but a special little supporting character dares to be so stunning, it can be seen that you can't survive this episode......

"I didn't say Lord Xiao, don't you still understand in your heart?" Xu Haiming was not afraid at all, and he stalked his neck and fought against Xiao Chen.

"Then you let me understand." Xiao Chen's eyebrows were raised, seeing that he was going to beat this guy in public, he was really capable of doing it!

Everyone hurriedly said bad persuasion, and scolded Xu Haiming for being ignorant, but Xu Haiming just sneered.

The originally lively atmosphere instantly froze again.

"Hey, what the hell is this?" But Lu Jing looked down and saw a puppy coming out from under the table, and was startled.

This is a Shih Tzu raised by Mrs. Wang Anbang, because the hair is very long and looks like a lion, so it is also called a lion dog.

This is because Murong Heng learned that Mrs. Wang Anbang likes to raise dogs, so he specially sent someone to send her from the Western Regions.

Madame's pet is naturally rampant and domineering at home, and no one dares to stop it.

"I didn't see it clearly, Lord Xu, have you seen it, is it a wolf or a dog?" Ma Wuming has a good relationship with Xiao Chen, and he was also very dissatisfied with Xu Haiming's public targeting of Xiao Chen, and it was not good to directly help scold people, so he took advantage of this pun to engage Xu Haiming.

All of the people present were human sperm, and they all laughed when they heard him say this, because there was nothing wrong with the words themselves, but it sounded like saying, 'The squire is a dog.'

Unexpectedly, Xu Haiming's reaction was also very fast, and he said lightly, "Why is Ma Shangshu's eyes so bad, I can't see this?" I'll teach you how to distinguish between a dog and a wolf, just look at the tail, but where the tail is drooping, it is a wolf, and the upper vertical (Shangshu) is a dog! ”

Babble?

When the big guys heard this, they were all shocked.

One is that this guy is too bold, and there are four Shangshu adults here!

Lu Jing, the secretary of the Ministry of War, Ma Wuming, the secretary of the Ministry of Industry, Xiao Chen, the leader of the Shangshu, and Wang Anbang, your boss, the secretary of the Ministry of Officials, your kid is all scolded!

The second is also to admire his wit and agility, although it is a curse, but it is really a shame that he can think of it in such an instant!

"Hahaha, what Lord Xu said is very true, it is a wolf (squire) is a dog, and it should be so distinguished, the drooping is a wolf, and the upper vertical (Shangshu) is a dog!" But it was Liu Qiheng, who seemed to be afraid that the big guy didn't understand, and added a sigh.

He wasn't targeting anyone, mainly because he drank a little too much.

"That doesn't always have to be the case." The big fat man Li Hong said lightly, "There is another point that can be distinguished, wolves eat meat when they travel thousands of miles, but dogs are different, it eats meat when it encounters meat, and it eats when it encounters (Yushi)!" ”

"It makes sense, and sure enough, the dogs don't just eat meat when they meet meat, and eat when they meet...... Li Hong, you kid is scolding me for eating in Yushi! Liu Qiheng also stupidly echoed it, only to realize that he was scolded by Li Hong.

With him gagging like this, the atmosphere was barely eased again.

"All of us here, except for Brother Xiao, are also people with three wives and four concubines, although their physical strength is still good, but they don't hide a few, and sometimes they can't do it, it just so happens that Dean Shangguan is here, can you also give us a few magic pills?" Ma Wuming said with a smile.

He has a good relationship with Xiao Chen, so he is not afraid of Xiao Chen getting angry when he says this.

Xiao Chen was originally a eunuch, as we all know, it is actually more embarrassing to hide it, it is better to say it clearly.

In order to reflect Xiao Chen's large number of adults.