"Don't make a fuss!" The fat man picked her up and threw her aside, and a happy smile finally appeared on his big fat face.

"Fat brother, look at these gold coins, it's so strange, they're all hexagonal, and I've never seen them." Ling'er has never seen it, it must be very peculiar, no wonder she is fascinated.

Anyway, Ling'er has seen a lot of Western gold coins, and it's the first time I've seen such a strange one.

"What do you call it? As long as it's golden, it's fine! The fat man picked up one and squinted at it, making sure it was real gold.

"Shall we steal a few then?" Ling'er was a thief and poked her brain out of the door.

"What are you calling that?" The fat man said, "Don't take any of them!" ”

"Wow...... So much, take a few that don't matter. Of course Ling'er wouldn't really take these gold coins for herself, because this is someone else's Sister Qingmei's, "Then I'll ask Sister Qingmei how many I want to play?" ”

"Ask what?" The fat man said happily, "She has already given me all of this!" ”

"Cut!" Ling'er didn't believe it.

"If you don't believe me, ask her." The fat man has already opened another box.

"Really?" Of course, Ling'er knows that the fat brother is very greedy for money, but he will never steal other people's things.

"It's none of your share in the real or fake!" The fat man's luck was not as good as Ling'er's, and there were only some silverware in the box he opened...... Silverware is of course also valuable, but certainly not as valuable as gold.

But whether it should be said or not, this kind of feeling of opening a blind box is really good.

Fat people can go here for a day without even eating......

"Maotou, you're looking at the fat brother here, I'll ask!" Ling'er said that there was no trace of smoke.

"Fatty, don't mess around, it's all ours!" The little parrot sternly warns the fat man.

"Get out of here." The fat man opened the third box by himself, but inside was a pile of bamboo slips, the ink on them was blurred, and he didn't know what era of books it was?

"Quack, your hands stink." The little parrot laughed, "You just shit and wiped your ass with your hands, right?" ”

"Is the little stool dry and can't pull out the?" The fat man said suddenly.

"Damn, how do you know?" The little parrot exclaimed.

The reason why the little parrot is in a bad mood and low in energy is of course because there is no hair on its body, and because it has not pulled the poop since spontaneous combustion last night.

It's not that it doesn't want to pull, it really can't pull it out!

Dry stools aren't a big problem, but they're really tormenting...... Bird.

I also have a larger amount of food with the little parrot, and I eat a lot of old food at every meal, and I also rotated a lot of bacon and dried sausages last night, and the seafood is ...... The question is that it's okay to eat, can't you pull it out?

I walked heavily, and I felt like my stomach was falling all the time......

"What did you forget, fat brother, what did I do?" The fat man said and opened another leather suitcase, but inside was a pair of armor, a short sword, and a battle axe.

"Fat brother, you are a miracle doctor!" The little parrot hurriedly came over and arched him affectionately with his head, arching the fat man directly to the ground.

"Isn't it a little too late to hold your brother's stinky feet temporarily?" The fat man picked up a few gold coins and put them in his arms, and took them for himself before talking.

"You know I love you." The little parrot buried his head in the fat man's chest and confessed affectionately, "If I were a human being, a woman, or a beautiful woman, I would definitely marry you, really deceitful!" ”

"You don't have to come to this set, you!" The fat man smiled, "You little hairy man is just like your master, when you beg me, you whisper and talk sweetly, and when you turn around, you turn your face and don't recognize people!" ”

"No, I can't!" The little parrot swears, "People are not that kind of birds!" ”

"I can help you heal, but I have one more condition." The fat man said.

"You say, dear fat brother, whether it's murder or arson...... Can't set fire, that person won't let you, whether it's robbery or kidnapping, I'll do it all for you! "The little parrot was overjoyed.

"You think you won't be allowed to peek at Chiba taking a bath anymore!" The conditions proposed by the fat man are really polite.

The little parrot is good anywhere, it's just this lustful problem and the habit of peeping girls, and I can't change it no matter how many beatings I get, but it's obviously a bird, you say you want to flirt with the bird, he doesn't, he has to flirt with other beauties!

Except for Ling'er, almost all the girls have been teased or peeped at by it, Ouyang Yunxiu, Wu Luolan, Li Zhixian, Angelina, Tasia, Vallova...... Even Ling'er's best friend Chiba is not immune, and Chiba has to be afraid every time she takes a bath as long as she is at home.

If you don't listen to what you say, you can't change it, you are a habitual offender.

Chiba Ling was deeply disturbed by it, and complained to the fat man more than once, and the fat man couldn't do anything with the parrot, because he really liked this guy too much.

It is always said that Ling'er is used to it, but in fact, Xiao Chen, the fat man, Xiao Ye, and a few people are very accustomed to it, otherwise can it be so arrogant?

It's reluctant to come hard, it's useless to come soft, and it scolds people when it's both soft and hard, which is the kind that can't be cured at all.

"How could I have peeked at Chiba bathing? Well, I've seen it once, twice, three or four times, four or five times...... But I also watched it with my eyes closed. The little parrot said, "Really, I'm not human to lie to you!" ”

"You're not human!" Fat man's airway.

"But I'm your little baby!" The little parrot said.

"You don't talk nonsense, hurry up and swear, if you dare to peek at Chiba taking a bath again, you won't be able to pull out the poop for the rest of your life!" The fat man said.

"Am I so poisonous?" The little parrot cried.

"And you have this virtue all your life, and you will never grow feathers again." The fat man said.

"Okay, okay, people promised you!" The little parrot was forced to give in, "If you don't look at it, don't look at it, anyway, I know how many moles Chiba has on her buttocks......"

"There's still a mole on Chiba's body...... You shut up! "The fat man said in his heart that Lao Tzu had never seen it, but he was taken advantage of by your little miscellaneous hair first, and there was no surprise in the future.

"Anyway, there are so many beauties, I don't look at Chiba to look at other people, hey, fat brother, you said the little queen's ass ......" The little parrot is already thinking about Murong Danqiu.

"Don't worry about others, let's pout your own ass first!" The fat man picked up the dagger from the open box, drew its sheath, and sharpened it.

"What are you going to do to me?" The little parrot was shocked.

"Hehe, today you fat brother, I will use this knife to slap your buttocks, so that you can open your eyes!" The fat man smirked.

"Don't!" Little parrots are rarely frightened.

"You've got to have surgery, or you're going to suffocate." The fat man said, "Hurry up and pout your ass!" ”

"Then you can do it lightly." The little parrot was helpless, so he had to turn around and pout his buttocks, and didn't forget to turn around and ask, "Then don't you get some anesthetic first?" ”

"No need to waste it." The fat man said, "Bear with it, it's coming!" ”

"Ah......h

"I haven't done it yet, what's your name?" Fat man's airway.

"Clear your throat first." The little parrot said.