2055 Goodbye Friends
"Fat brother, what are you doing!" Ling'er came back in a hurry, and was startled when she saw the scene in front of her.
"What else can you do by beating it? If you don't obey, you'll end up like it......" said the fat man, slapping the little parrot's ass lightly with his short sword, "what does your sister Qingmei say?" β
"She said we'd be half a person." Ling'er said.
"Is that what you said?" The fat man only increased his strength slightly, and the little parrot began to howl loudly.
In fact, it doesn't hurt at all, the parrot is mainly nervous, who wants to be pulled by a knife and not nervous?
"Oh, annoying, what's yours is mine, what's mine is mine, what do we brothers have to see each other?" Ling'er hurriedly said, "Let's hurry up and pick something good, when I asked Sister Qingmei just now, my brother heard it, and I may have to come to share the spoils later!" β
"Okay, I don't see many good things here, or your brother and I have smelly hands, you can open a few boxes and take a look." The fat man said.
Ling'er casually opened a box full of gold bars, another one full of silver coins, and another one full of jewels......
I have to say that Ling'er's fortune is really much stronger than that of a fat man.
"Fat brother, you still don't do it?" The little parrot is sweating in horror at this moment, you either don't have surgery, or you can go under the knife quickly! Life, or death, just don't keep me waiting...... Even if you count how many times have I been tightened for a while?
"The more common cause of dry stool is internal fire stagnation, the specific symptom is intestinal blockage, the so-called pain is not through, pain is not through, now I will help you pat the seven joints, loosen the Gumi acupoint, is to help through the shock technique, the poop in your intestines that are clumped into hard lumps, and you can discharge it smoothly." The fat man said.
"So you don't have to go under the knife at all, right?" The little parrot asked in surprise.
"Do you have that big ass and let me cut you?" The fat man smiled, "What do you like?" Then I'll give you a cross-shaped knife......"
Seeing that there were more and more gold, silver and jewelry in the box opened by Ling'er, and the fat man's mood was getting better and better, he stopped joking with the little parrot.
"Don't!" The little parrot feels good at this time, no wonder I have heard Wu Xiuping say that in their time, someone was spanking when they were in love, it turned out to be quite cool, and I wanted to hum it......
Stuck busy, North Nose!
Burst! A burst of poisonous gas filled in an instant, and almost smoked the fat man with a heel fight, isn't it a little hairy head, what do you eat all day long? Why do you stink so much when you fart!
"Cut, it's good to let you smell it, you still want the recipe?" The little parrot laughed and quacked.
"Get out of here!" The fat man flew up and kicked the parrot straight out.
"Wow!" The little parrot let out several loud farts one after another in mid-air, which may be accompanied by, because all the spews are yellow smoke.
It surprised a group of sailors on the Sellin who had hurried to share the spoils.
Oh, this bird is amazing, you see it can fly without wings!
Probably jet.
Seeing him fall into the grass in embarrassment, he hurriedly rushed over to check the situation, and asked Pol with concern, are you okay?
They didn't know the name of the parrot, so they called it Pol, which means bird.
βGet outοΌ (Get out of the way)," said the little parrot.
"What are you doing here?" When the fat man saw a group of pirates breaking in with a fierce attitude, he knew that something was wrong.
"We're pirates, and now we're looting!" John, the one-eyed dragon who was the leader, saw the gold and silver coins in several chests, and the only remaining eye also shone with joy.
"You Salinger is so unbelievable that you've come to rob your friends!" The fat man said.
"It's not the captain who sent us, it's the respected Xiao!" "He said we could take everything we liked here!" β
"This stinky boy is a good thing for Lao Tzu!" The fat man yelled at Ling'er, "What are you doing in a daze, rob it!" β
"Brothers, rush!" John shouted, and the pirates screamed and pounced.
A room full of belongings was quickly robbed, and when it came to robbing things, John was indeed a professional, with all his clothes taken off for wrapping, his hat used as a basin, he could wear silverware on his belt, and even his boots were full of gold and silver coins......
happily came out, but saw that the fat man and Ling'er were empty-handed.
Yes? This is not scientific, just now it was the two of you who robbed the murderer, obviously I saw you robbing countless gold and silver treasures, why are you penniless at this time?
I'm slightly sorry.
May I ask Miss Ling'er, are we still friends?
"You robbers!" The fat man said angrily.
"I'll never be friends with you again!" Ling'er grabbed the fat man's arm, "Fat brother, let's go!" β
"Hey! Bazer (brother) Camille! "The little parrot in the grass waved its wings at the crowd.
"Why, Pol, did you find the treasure too?" John and the others rushed over for joy.
βYes I haveγ (Yes, I have)" said the parrot, "See! (Look)"
The pirates almost got smoked as they rushed over, and they covered their noses and screamed.
"Oh Karma!"
"God, what have you done?"
"I've never seen such a big piece of!"
"It's a mountain!"
"Pol, you're a bad parrot!"
β¦β¦
"Quack!" The little parrot laughed happily, and the laughter resounded through the valley, echoing loudly.
The Sellin finished its robbery of Penglai Island and was about to leave.
They can't leave the sea for too long, because the sea is their life.
There are also a few small ocean-going ships on Penglai Island, which can go to sea after Li Fu and their simple repairs, so there is no need for the Sellin to send them back, and the Sellin is inconvenient to get close to Haining Bay.
For Xiao Chen's sake, Seliman decided to spare Jack this time temporarily, but he didn't guarantee that after catching him next time, he would cut off his tongue and chop off his hands and feet.
"Goodbye, my dear Sailman." Jack said, "I mean, we'd better not see each other again." β
"We'll definitely meet again." Selimman said coldly, "Do you want to make a bet?" β
Because Jack is a child of the sea, his life is also in the sea.
And not that far-flung and icy place.
Although there is Alice there.
"Selingerman, I'm looking forward to our next meeting." Xiao Chen said, "Actually, I still have a lot to say to you, you know where you can find me, but how can I find you?" β
"If you need my help." Seliman nodded at the parrot who was being forced to bathe in the sea, "Pol will find me." β
"Okay." Xiao Chen said, "Good luck, my friend. β
"Good luck, my friend." Seliman nodded at the big guy, turned to get on the boat, sailed away, and disappeared into the sea in a short time.