346, how to kill the emperor and extinguish the mouth?【2/2】

Zhu Qingqing Qingqing was beaten by Yi Yun's earbrace...... She is the emperor, who dares to beat her? This is really a ridiculous joke in the world, she never thought that someone would actually do something to her.

After Yi Yun slapped him, he also regretted it a little, ah, it was not only a faint gentleman on the other side, but also a woman, I slapped a woman, it didn't seem right, this is not what a man should do. Men can push women down, put on eighteen looks, tie up wax and play all kinds of games, all this is okay, these are fun, but it is not right to beat! Men who beat women are the worst.

Yi Yun coughed dryly and said: "Ahem, I want to state that when I beat you just now, it was not a man beating a woman, but a direct minister admonishing the king, this is a two-code matter, don't mix it up." ”

"Bold, you actually dare to beat me!" Zhu Qingqing Qingqing only woke up from his hair at this time, and was immediately furious: "I am the emperor, the Son of Heaven, you actually made a move against me, it is simply rebellious, heinous, I want to arrest all your nine clans, no, ten clans!"

"What, you are my cousin, and you also belong to my nine clans, no, within the ten clans!" Yi Yun snorted, "Let's beat yourself first." ”

Zhu Qingqing choked for a while, and immediately changed his words: "I won't beat you ten clans anymore, I will raid your house and arrest you and your family to beat the board." ”

"Huh?" When Chen Yuanyuan heard this, he immediately became angry: "You want to arrest me and beat the board?

"You actually dare to say that I am bold?" Zhu Qingqing was stunned again, what the hell did you hit today? As the emperor, I was slapped by someone, and then a woman said that I was bold and didn't want to live...... That's what I'm saying to others.

Zhu Qingqing's temperament is habitual, he grew up in the courtyard of the deep palace, and has been sitting on the emperor's throne since he was a child. I don't look at what place this is, and I don't care if I don't have henchmen around me. Immediately the seizure began. shouted loudly: "Come on, drag down the rude King Hu and Princess Hu, hit a hundred boards first, and then make a decision." ”

She's not an evil emperor. At least he was extremely angry and didn't say that he would be beheaded immediately, but only said that he would hit a hundred boards and then send them down. Just now I said that I wanted to arrest the Ten Clans of Yiyun and play the board. It's also more spoof than serious, more joy than hate. This guy was still a little measured when he gave the order.

But when the order came out, no one around paid attention to her. I saw a group of Yiwu soldiers holding firearms. Looking at her with a flurry of words, these Yiwu soldiers knew that she was the emperor, but they didn't intend to listen to her. Because they heard the conversation of the few people just now, and they also knew why Yi Yun was beating her.

This emperor wants us to go back to the battlefield and send the Dutch to death, so the prince will beat her. If my daughter-in-law dares to talk to me like this, I will beat her so hard that she can't get out of bed for three days.

After Zhu Qingqing gave the order. I also felt a little wrong, turned my head and looked, the people around me were all stupid and didn't move, if it was a smart emperor, it would be time to shut up, but she was stupid enough, she actually lost her temper at the Yiwu soldiers and artillery around her, and scolded: "You guys, all of them don't listen to me? ”

After finishing speaking, she was still angry, and stretched out her hand to the Li Huamei Pirates next to her and said loudly: "These people are all the same, they only care about killing the enemy, and if they don't come to listen to my orders, I will drag all of you to fight the board." ”

Gotcha, this guy didn't say a few words, and he offended all the people around him!

The emperor is never afraid of offending people, and he doesn't think about others when he speaks, he can say whatever he wants, and he will scold whoever he wants! In the Forbidden City of the imperial capital, there is no problem in doing this, and when there are a large number of henchmen and troops around him, it is no problem to say this, but she is now alone, and she is surrounded by Yi Yun's descendants, and if she talks like this, it is really a bit self-defeating, and she doesn't want to live. ...,

Chen Yuanyuan rolled his eyes, spread his hands at Yi Yun and said, "Look, I'm right, tie her up and give the court a ransom of 100 million taels, this is the best thing to do." Save her from rambling here, annoying or not?"

Yi Yun smiled bitterly: "Forget about the ransom or something, it's a better way to tie her up now, huh...... Come on, tie up the emperor......"

As soon as he gave the order, seven or eight female artillerymen jumped out, rushed up, divided by two with three strikes and five by two, and tied Zhu Qingqing and Qingqing together.

"Wow, cousin, you actually treat me like this, are you going to rebel?" Zhu Qingqing was still scolding in his mouth: "It turns out that you are a traitor and a thief......"

"Well, I think I should find a cloth ball and keep her mouth shut. Yi Yun frowned, his eyes swept to Zhu Qingqing's golden dragon robe with bad intentions: "Tear this clothes apart, crumple it into a ball and stuff it in your mouth." ”

"Don't ...... Don't do that, I won't say anything. Zhu Qingqing Qingqing finally understood the current affairs once, and closed his mouth tightly.

The best way for a man to deal with a woman, especially a high-ranking and unreasonable woman, is to be a hooligan!

After dealing with the troublesome Zhu Qingqing, Yi Yun finally had time to get down to business.

"Admiral Li, please find some people to pilot this Dutch galleon, my people don't know how to operate soft sails, so I can only rely on your people. Yi Yun said loudly: "This ship can still be used if it is repaired, and we can't give it up in vain." ”

"Hmm!" Li Huamei nodded and said, "That's right, it's rare to capture a galleon, so you have to make good use of it." ”

She asked Yiandukov to lead a group of sailors who had learned Western soft sail technology to board the flying Dutchman, take the helm and open the sails.

"Let's run away!" Yi Yun sighed: "When the battle between the Beiyang Naval Division and the giant dragon boat is over, the Dutch will come over, let's sneak up first." ”

"Hmm!" Li Huamei waved his hand, and his lucky ship set off in the direction of Quanzhou Harbor first, Yi'an Dukov followed with the flying Dutchman, and Eyun's Hyperion followed behind, fleeing from the battlefield.

Seeing that the battlefield was getting farther and farther away, Zhu Qingqing couldn't help it again, and she said in a lower tone: "Cousin of the villain, are you really not saving Master Zheng and the thirty-two father-in-law? They are all important ministers of the country, so they can't help it...... It's not good for us to escape like this. And the army of the Beiyang Naval Division......"

"They are the most important ministers of the country...... I think they're the moths of the country!" Yi Yun couldn't help but sigh: "It's good that these guys are dead, so they won't be a disaster to the world." ”

Zhu Qingqing couldn't help but say: "Although Zheng Shuliang is rude to you, but the thirty-second father-in-law is good to you, he also helped you ask for rewards, fought for your merits, and gave you a lot of money, don't you miss these old feelings?"

The emperor is a creature that usually has the most contact with eunuchs, so they often have a deep master-servant relationship with eunuchs, such as Emperor Zhengde in the Ming Dynasty, he trusted the eunuchs who grew up serving him since childhood, and the group of eunuchs later became the "Eight Tigers", disrupting the imperial government, relying on the deep master-servant relationship with the emperor, doing evil, but Zhengde couldn't bear to clean them up. Another example is the carpenter emperor Tianqi, he has a strong relationship with Wei Zhongxian, and connived at Wei Zhongxian to become nine thousand years old, and did not deal with him. Until he died, Apocalypse was still helping Wei Zhongxian speak.

Zhu Qingqing Qingqing is also an emperor who misses the old love, and she is really a little sad when she thinks that the thirty-second father-in-law is on the ship, and now he may have been killed by the Dutch.

Yi Yun snorted and said: "He flattered me in order to curry favor with the royal family, earn more benefits for himself, and stabilize his position as the commander of the East Factory, not really for my good, you should also wake up, the eunuchs please you just to use your imperial power to realize their ambitions." ”...,

Zhu Qingqing pouted: "You are talking nonsense, they are all my most trusted ministers, they are all dedicated to the country, I don't believe they are such people." ”

"What else will they do besides being able to rip off?" Yi Yun snorted coldly.

"Anyway, we must save them......" Zhu Qingqing said nonchalantly: "Otherwise, I will find someone to beat you on the board." ”

"You were tied up like a dumpling by me, and you dare to say such a thing?" Yi Yun was really shocked at this time: "You have tofu scum in your head, you are now in my control, why are you still obedient?"

"Hmph, I'm afraid that you won't succeed?" If you have the courage to rebel, try it!" Zhu Qingqing said proudly: "King Jinling alone, you can make you walk around without eating, King Jinling has been invincible since the generation of his ancestors, and he has not been defeated in his life." What kind of artillery and gunnery do you have, maybe you can bluff others, but I really don't believe that you can stop King Jinling, she usually only cares about eating steamed buns and doesn't help me fight, but if someone rebels, she will definitely help me. ”

Zhu Qingqing Qingqing said more proudly: "Not to mention that there are countless good ministers in my hands, and there are relatives of the emperor, not only the King of Jinling, a loyal courtier, you can rebel and take a look...... Hmph, I don't want to be beaten on the board, so I quickly loosen the tie to me, and obediently shout long live, for the sake of you saving me this time, I can beat you a few less boards. ”

Her words really reminded Yi Yun that if there was a rebellion, just one Jinling King Zhao Yunxuan would be in trouble, the national strength of this Da Meng country was not a joke, she offended the emperor, and it was really a lot of trouble after going back.

He squatted down fiercely and said viciously in front of Zhu Qingqing: "Yo, you really scared me, or let's do this...... I'll rape you first and then kill you, and then destroy your corpse and destroy the traces, anyway, the sea here is vast, you call the heavens and the earth unskilled, no one knows your whereabouts, no matter how powerful the King of Jinling is, he won't know where you have gone, so naturally he won't trouble me...... Tsk, that seems to be a good idea. ”

When Zhu Qingqing heard this, she was taken aback, she was a little willful, she was a little stupid, but when others said it, she could still understand it! This time she was really frightened, even more terrible than the Dutch chasing her just now......

"Wow, don't kill me!" Zhu Qingqing cried.

Yi Yun really couldn't cry or laugh, and couldn't help but complain: "What emperor is coming?" Crying and laughing, just now he was proud, and now he is crying again, I really can't stand it." ”