347, Dusk Jun [1/2]

The cannon roar could still be heard in the distance, the gunfire was like fried beans, and the Beiyang fleet seemed to be still entangled with the Dutch, but the sound of artillery and gunfire was getting smaller and smaller, and the interval was getting bigger and bigger, and it seemed that the battle was already nearing its end.

Yi Yun and the others fled as fast as they could in the direction of Quanzhou Port, the sea breeze blew on their faces, and it was uncomfortably dry, the key was that Yi Yun's mood was very uncomfortable.

In fact, he is not an ambitious otaku, just like what he said when he was teleported to this world, his favorite thing is to stay at home, the biggest ideal is to travel to the landlord's house in the old society to be a rich second generation who eats and waits for death, and when he is in good spirits, he takes a few dog legs, carries a birdcage in his left hand, holds a folding fan in his right hand, and flirts with women from good families on the street, which is also the pursuit.

What officialdom, imperial power, and power are in this world...... He didn't have any interest, the rebels made him very unhappy when they messed up Sichuan, and he didn't think about fighting a serious battle with the rebels, he just thought about how to make a living.

But this time, he suddenly had the desire to jump out and take power......! The combination of the trinity of the faint monarch, the Donglin Party, and the Eunuch Party really makes people panic when they see it. He couldn't wait to hold a heavy army, pull the Donglin Party and the Eunuch Party to behead, and then pull the faint monarch off the dragon chair and sit on it himself.

Zhu Qingqing Qingqing was still crying behind Yi Yun's back, this guy was almost twenty years old, but his temper was like a child, he cried when he cried, laughed when he laughed, he couldn't do what he said and did, he was willful, Yi Yun really wanted to give her two more big ear braces, but it was really not a good thing to beat a woman, so he had to forcibly press the urge to beat her.

Chen Yuanyuan came to Yi Yun's side and said in a low voice: "Xianggong, it's better to take this opportunity to pinch Zhu Qingqing Qingqing in the palm of his hand and coerce the Son of Heaven to order the princes......"

Yi Yun smiled bitterly: "This is not easy to do, coerce the Son of Heaven to make the princes need strong troops...... I only have more than 1,000 Yiwu soldiers. And when I was in the third chapter of Yiwu, I would never let the Yiwu soldiers become a tool for power and profit, and I could only let them deal with the invaders. ”

Chen Yuanyuan shrugged his shoulders: "There are many ways to coerce the Son of Heaven to order the princes, and the use of force is only one of them, but there are also many other methods...... For example, the method used by the eunuch party is to first curry favor with the emperor and gain the emperor's trust, and then he can seek great power. Either there is a method of the Donglin Party, that is, to show your talent and learning, so that the emperor feels that you are amazing, and she will hand over the power to you...... And also. became the emperor's concubine, and Su Xu had already used this method to get great power from the king of Xu...... Ahem......"

Chen Yuanyuan swept Yi Yun twice with ill-intentioned eyes, and said with a smile: "I think, you must like the last one, how cool it is to be the emperor's concubine......"

"I'm dizzy!" Yi Yun grabbed her, slapped her ass twice, and scolded with a smile: "I'm not good again! Dude likes to flirt with women from good families, and he is not interested in being concubines for women." ”

"The emperor is also a woman from a good family, right?" Chen Yuanyuan spread his hands and said: "Don't just look at her as the emperor, change your perspective." It's also a very good woman, try to tease it. ”

Evan: "......"

"Aren't you jealous, why are you like this again?"

Chen Yuanyuan sighed helplessly: "I'm really jealous, and ordinary women don't want you to touch it." But...... The emperor is different, this woman is so rich, if you get her into the house, the money of the entire Da Meng country is her dowry, and this money will definitely be counted as your share. If you have a share, you will have mine...... Quack, this small portion, at least billions of taels of silver. ”

Evan: "......"

Chen Yuanyuan glanced at him, and then said very seriously: "Let me tell you, the value of a man lies in whether he can make money, whether he can make money, and whether he can make a lot of money...... I used to like you because you know how to make money...... Now you have to continue to prove yourself to me. Let's make all the money in the world back!"...,

"Begging for a beating!" Yi Yun scolded with a smile: "Measuring the value of a man by whether he earns money or not is the kind of woman I hated the most when I was in my hometown, if I didn't know that you would rather post money for me, not the kind of woman who loves vanity and covets men's money to marry me, I would have beaten your ass and swollen you today." ”

"Alright. Enough nonsense. Chen Yuanyuan said in a low voice: "The emperor still has to deal with it, it is definitely not advisable to kill people and kill people, it is not easy to get the emperor in his hands, and he must not be easily killed before he makes good use of it." But we offended her miserably just now, if she is let go casually, she will return to the imperial capital, and she will deal with us, this is really troublesome, you should find a way to coax her. ”

"Uh...... Coax the little girl, I'm not good at it!" Yi Yun spread his hands.

"You're not good, who is doing it?" Chen Yuanyuan flattened his mouth: "When you used a transformer to coax me around, I almost died for you, I hate you to death." ”

Evan: "......"

Yi Yun thought about it carefully, Zhu Qingqing Qingqing is actually a child's temper, maybe he can really get it with a little coaxing, he might as well give it a try, anyway, he won't lose a piece of meat if he tries it.

He used his brain to recall the toys of the future in his mind!

What does the little girl like?

Oh, that's right, cashmere toys! Yiyun's eyes lit up, little girls like all kinds of hugging bears, pug cloth dolls, barbie dolls that can change clothes, these strange things are not in the big Meng country, you can make them yourself, maybe Zhu Qingqing Qingqing will like it? and then forget about the things that offended her......

He saw a Yiwu soldier walking by in sheepskin clothes, and this sheepskin also had a layer of cashmere, which was a good material for making cloth dolls, so he grabbed the Yiwu soldier and said with a smile: "Sell me your clothes." He took out a piece of silver, and didn't see how much it was, anyway, it must be worth more than the clothes, and put it in the hands of Yiwu soldiers. As soon as the Yiwu soldiers got the silver, they immediately judged that the ingot silver would buy at least ten woolen clothes, and they were overjoyed, so they quickly took off their clothes and put them in Yi Yun's hand.

The red light on Yi Yun's body flashed, and the analysis and production skills of the tech nerd were used, and the woolen clothes immediately began to curl and deform, turning into the appearance of a hugging bear. The technology contained in the toy is actually very low, and it does not rely on some advanced science and technology to please women, but by virtue of its pleasing appearance and bright eyes.

Yi Yun's technology house imitation of this kind of thing is really effortless, he got it and looked at it, the eyes of hugging the bear did not flash, it turned out that there were no eyeballs...... The hugging bears in later generations are all eyes made of black plastic balls, Yiyun thought for a while, went back to the cabin and took out a box of Go, and embedded two sunspots in the eyes of the hugging bear, this time, the hugging bear is beautiful, and a pair of black eyes are extremely cute.

He put the prepared hugging bear in front of Zhu Qingqing's eyes, and said in a low voice: "Don't cry, this toy is for you to play with." ”

"If you want to cry, you have to cry!" Zhu Qingqing Qingqing didn't even look at it, closed his eyes and cried endlessly: "You are a traitor, a bad prince, an evil cousin, you bully me, don't save my army, throw my beloved minister Zheng Shuliang and the thirty-two father-in-law in the enemy fleet to die, and say that you want me to rape first and then kill, and destroy my corpse, you are too bad...... Woo...... When I return to the imperial capital, I will ask someone to arrest you and make a board......"

This girl is really not bad, others said that they would rape her first and then kill her corpse, but she still said that she would be beaten and killed, and she didn't say anything like Ling Chi's execution...... It can be seen that she never thought about causing death.

Yi Yun really couldn't cry or laugh, and the hugging bear in his hand shook twice: "Alas, I wanted to untie you and play with this novel toy, but you don't want it yourself, so don't blame me." ”...,

"Wait!" Zhu Qingqing's eyes opened suddenly, and he snorted: "I suddenly want to play with toys, hurry up and let me loose!"

Her eyes opened, and she saw the hugging bear in Yi Yun's hand, and suddenly her whole body was full, and her eyes were full of light and said, "Wow, what is this?

Yi Yun untied the rope on her body, put the hugging bear in her hand, and smiled, "Take it and play!"

Zhu Qingqing Qingqing held the hugging bear in his hand, looked right and right, overjoyed, even his own fleet was destroyed, the minister was captured, and he forgot all about running for his life, and said happily: "This is so cute, so cute...... This treasure must be worth a lot of money, right? Are you going to pay tribute to me? Hahaha, I'm very happy, you're a great good person! I'm going to give you a promotion!"

Iyun felt a wave of dizziness, which ...... This emperor ...... I just said that I was a traitor, and now I'm going to be promoted again, I really can't stand her!

"This hugging bear will give you ......"

"It's a tribute! What is given to me should be said to be a tribute or a tribute!" Zhu Qingqing grinned: "This is in line with royal etiquette." That's right...... I think it's like a bear, it's like a deer, it's like a horse, it's like a dog or a cat, I want it all. ”

The sea is vast, and although Yi Yun has a magic skill like a technology nerd to make these inexplicable things, he has no materials, so he can't go to the soldiers to pick up his clothes. He had no choice but to spread his hands and say: "It's not for the time being, this thing is very difficult to build, and the value is very expensive, I only have this one in my hand, if you still want it, I have to find a way after I go back." ”

Zhu Qingqing pursed his lips and said: "How expensive can it be? I am rich in the world, what can't I afford it?" Cousin, you just have to get it, if you don't have enough money, I will give you the tax of Jiaxing Oasis for ten years...... Tsk, taxes are too troublesome, you can take over Jiaxing directly...... Anyway, it's connected to your oasis. ”

When Yi Yun heard this, he only felt his calf fall, and he almost fell to the ground.