Chapter 146: Phone bugs are a good thing
The Great Route, Marin Fando, Navy Headquarters.
Looking at the small house in front of him, Asuka sniffed hard, then turned his head to look at the green guy next to him, and asked.
"Lieutenant Brannoo... Is this my house? ”
Brannen nodded his head and said with a look of envy.
"Major Asuka... You are also the one who owns a house in Marinfando, which is smaller than the others', but it is enough. ”
Hearing this, Asuka nodded expressionlessly, is this a little smaller?
This is not much bigger than my dormitory in the 153rd branch of the East China Sea.
Sure enough, the land in the headquarters is still too tight, and now I should go to the G-1 branch to stock up on the land.
Thinking of this, Asuka pressed one hand on the doorknob, with a slight force.
Squeak!
After the tooth-sore sound sounded, the door opened.
Looking at the dust falling from the door, Asuka tugged at the corners of his mouth, the last owner of this room was how many years ago.
"Whew!"
Asuka blew the dust from the house, and then he began to clean up with the sailors who had come to help.
After cleaning, Asuka even took out a part of his own small salary and invited them to a good meal, all of them were sailors who accompanied him to his demotion, and the salary was a little not enough to spend.
"Alas!"
Pinching his somewhat deflated wallet, Asuka sighed softly, his recent money was too much to spend, and he had to buy something for this and that again, and the last time he saw a very beautiful gem, he spent a lot of money.
Just as Asuka was thinking about whether he wanted to make some money, a male voice suddenly came from behind him.
"Major Asuka, Lieutenant General Gumir wants to borrow something from you!"
Asuka turned to look at the sailor behind him, confused.
"What to borrow?"
The sailor scratched his head, then took two steps forward, approached the bird, and whispered.
"Lieutenant General Gumir wants to lend you that phone bug..."
Asuka was stunned when he heard this, what is there to borrow from this phone bug.
The sailor saw the confusion on Asuka's face, and probably knew that he didn't understand it too clearly, and then he told Gumir what he had confessed.
"Major, it's a phone bug that can take strange pictures."
"Oh!"
Asuka instantly understood what was going on, and the old man was going to take a selfie again.
Thinking of this, Asuka took out the camera phone bug, handed it to the marine, and instructed.
"Let the old man be careful, he broke one for me last time, and this time it broke again, I don't have any stock here, it's not easy to train a phone bug to come out."
Hearing this, the sailor glanced down at the dumb phone bug in his hand, nodded seriously, and then trotted to the Warring States Office.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
"Enter!"
Hearing a voice from inside, the sailor pushed open the door and walked in, and then directly handed the phone bug to Lieutenant General Gumir, and by the way, he also said what Major Asuka had instructed.
"Oh, don't say it, the old man knows, last time that phone bug was treated as a monster by Sakasky and roasted for the old man."
As he spoke, Gumir waved his hand at the marine, then stood up and walked to the Sengoku desk, handed over the phone bug, and admonished.
"Warring States, you ask for the photo you want to take, and then take a phone bug to take it, if the phone bug can't take it, you can flick its head, and then ask for the photo you want to take..."
After listening to Gumir, Sengoku rubbed his head with a headache, then looked at Gumir and said in a deep voice.
"Gumir, do you want to demo it?"
"Good!"
After saying hello, Gumir pointed the phone bug's dull eyes at Sengoku and began to chatter.
"What appeared in your sight was a young girl with double braids, a shy face, and white and thin..."
"What appeared in your sight was a young girl with double braids, a shy face, and white and thin..."
...
After saying this four or five times, Gumir pressed the shutter switch.
Kacha...
Kacha...
Gumir looked at the newly released photo in his hand, nodded with satisfaction, and then handed the photo to Sengoku.
Sengoku saw Gumir's lewd smile and took the photo suspiciously and looked at it.
Scald!
What kind of monster is this?
Then, there is a shock wave.
Rumble!
Half of the wall of the Sengoku office collapsed directly.
Gumir, who suffered a shock wave, lay in the ruins, with a suspicious look on his face.
"Warring States, you asked the old man to shoot it!"
After roaring, Gumir, who was lying in the ruins, recalled the women's photos of the Warring States in his head, and couldn't help but nod with satisfaction again, white... Young... The skinny Sengoku is indeed the best.
I knew that the old man should have found someone with hormone fruit ability back then and gave the Warring States a shot.
"Gumir, why does the old man feel a malice?"
"Maybe a sea thief stabbed a straw man according to your appearance, maybe people are stabbing you villain with a needle now."
As he spoke, Gumi patted his ass and stood up from the rubble.
Sengoku glanced at Gumir who stood up from the ruins, and then picked up the photo in his hand and looked at it, this special spam phone bug, what a blind man.
Thinking of this, Sengoku picked up the phone bug and began to talk about the photos of Drake and Peggy Wan after they turned into women.
"What appears to you is a neutral and heroic face with slightly deep facial features, her face has a feminine delicacy, and the lines of a man are as clear..."
"What appears to you is a neutral and heroic face with slightly deep facial features, her face has a feminine delicacy, and the lines of a man are as clear..."
...
After chanting four or five times, Sengoku pressed the switch on the phone bug shell.
Kacha...
Kacha...
Sengoku looked at the photos taken and shook his head, it's still too feminine, it's not good.
"Sengoku, if you're not satisfied with this photo, knock it on the head!"
"Hmm!"
After listening to Gumir, Sengoku hummed softly, then bent his middle finger, aimed it at the phone bug's head, and flicked it gently.
Winter!
Looking at the big bag on the phone bug's head, Sengoku squinted his eyes and continued to chatter.
"What appears in your sight is a neutral and heroic face with slightly deeper facial features, her face has a feminine delicacy, and the bright lines of a man, looking like a man in a rough way, and looking like a woman in detail..."
....
Accompanied by the sound of Kacha after pressing the shutter, Sengoku looked down at the photo in his hand and nodded with satisfaction, the photo taken by this phone bug is a bit interesting, very much in line with his heart.
"Sengoku?"
Gumir picked his nose, looked at the two photos in his hand, and then compared the previous bounty orders of Drake and Peggywan, and couldn't help but nod.
This photo is really good.
Subsequently, the reward order issued by the Warring States Marshal was sent to the printing department.
...
Meanwhile.
Asuka lay on the bed that had just been cleaned up, put the phone bug to his ear, and said helplessly.
"Miss Run, I've told you so many times.
Your sister Peggy Wan was really captured by the One Piece Empress, and I didn't even have time to send him to Justice Island.
If you don't believe it, you can ask someone to inquire, and you can see if the judicial island trial recently interrogated a pirate named Peggy Wan.
Because of this, I was supposed to be promoted to lieutenant colonel, but now I have been demoted to major, and my subordinates, who have been bewitched by beauty, have now gone to brush the deck. ”
Runis wiped the tears that flowed from the corners of his eyes, and listened to the words of the birds in the mouth of the phone worm, and his face was full of "The old lady doesn't believe it".
"The little woman hasn't heard Pee's voice for three days... You tell me now that she wasn't put in prison by you... The dogs don't believe it..."
"Alas!"
Hearing this, Asuka sighed deeply, Boya Hancock, that guy also took his saber away, and he had to get it back when he had a chance...
Oh, by the way, that guy also stepped on his own shoe prints, and the marks on his face have not disappeared yet.
Day.
......
"Sure enough, our acquaintance was a deception from the start."
Listening to the desperate and helpless choking sound from the phone bug's mouth, the corner of the bird's mouth twitched for a while, and he said with a headache.
"It's not cheating..."
"The little woman has done as you say, but instead of letting her go, you didn't even have the last call... You're more dog than Yamato..."
"Alas!"
Asuka sighed heavily, then he picked up the microphone and spoke.
"Miss Runshi... You wait for me for a while, I'll go to the printing department to see if Peggywan's bounty order is printed. ”
Hearing this, Runs raised his eyebrows and said in surprise.
"Pep really ran away???"
"Anyway, she ran away from me, but I don't know if she ran away from the empress, but her latest bounty order should come out now."
With that, Asuka sat up from the bed, got dressed, pushed open the door, and went straight to the Navy Printing Department.
After revealing his identity, Asuka easily got Peggywan's bounty order, and this thing was going to be sent to the sea anyway, and there was no need to do any secrecy work.
When Asuka takes the bounty back, takes a photo, and sends it to Runshi.
Run is looking at Xiao Pei on the bounty order, his eyes are moist.
Why did Xiao Pei-chan suddenly change from a sister to this again.
Hawkers, forget it, it's good that Xiao Pei is safe.
Thinking of this, Runshi glanced down at the phone bug in his hand, and the word "disgust" was written all over his face.
Then, I saw that Runshi picked up the phone bug, threw it high in the air, raised his thigh and kicked the phone bug.
"Roll as far as the little girl goes."
Bang!
Looking at the disappeared phone bug, Runshi patted his undulating chest and breathed a deep sigh of relief.
The nightmarish days are finally over.
...
When Asuka heard the disgusted sound from the phone bug's mouth, he also threw the phone bug aside, then buried his head in the pillow and began to rest.
I have a lot of injuries on my body.
Although his physical fitness is perverted enough, the sequelae will not be able to go down for a while.
After thinking about his future training plan for a while, Asuka slowly closed his eyes.
...
Purr, no, no...
Purr, no, no...
Asuka pressed the pillow on his head irritably, it's the middle of the night, who is so blind, disturbing people's sleep.
Picking up the microphone on the phone bug shell, Asuka said in a somewhat impatient tone.
"Mosi, Mosi."
"Ahem~~"
"Asuka, the little girl has a discussion with you."
After listening to the sound of Runyes coming from the phone worm's mouth, Asuka opened his eyes and glanced at the clock, gritted his teeth, and said in a deep voice.
"Miss Run, it's half past two in the morning... And you already said this evening that we're not in touch anymore..."
"Hawkers, don't care about those details, and you and the little girl are too different, please call the little girl Mrs. Run in the future..."
"Oh~~"
Hearing this, Asuka let out a long oh and spoke.
"My Lady Run, what do you want from me?"
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