Chapter 147: The concubine body seems to have done something wrong
After hearing the five words "My Mrs. Run" coming out of the phone worm's mouth, Run pursed his lips and kept giving himself psychological hints.
[It's all for Xiao Pei. 】
[It's all for Xiao Pei. 】
Then, I saw that Runshi put his right leg on his left leg and whispered while swaying.
"Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just that our Hundred Beast Pirates didn't have any power in the first half of the Great Voyage, and there were no affiliated pirates.
And the little woman used to contact Xiao Pei through smart snails.
Since you caught Xiao Pei going to sea, the little woman has no way to contact Xiao Pei alone.
If the phone bug number is published in the newspaper... I'm afraid that the little girl will be annoyed to death...
So..."
Hearing this, the corners of his eyes twitched twice, and then he picked up the conversation and said directly.
"So, you told me to go to Peggy Van, send her a phone bug, and then give her your number???"
"Asuka, you're still very smart... After all, the magnetic field in the first half of the Great Voyage is so strange, and the intelligence ability of your Navy Headquarters is so strong, you have to find Xiao Pei... It's still very easy..."
Asuka gritted his teeth and let out a sneer.
"Heh, Run, you're also quite a dog, the thief is kind when you use me, and when you don't use me, the phone bug doesn't know where to throw it."
As soon as he finished speaking, Asuka saw his live phone bug and sent a signal.
After turning on the live phone bug and releasing the screen.
In my eyes, I saw that Runis was this guy, wearing not very serious clothes, and appeared in sight.
This is more explicit than the female characters in film and television works such as Alchemist .avi.
Not only is the placket wide open, revealing a large area of white greasy on the chest.
And under the skirt that was too short, the slender snow-white thighs were exposed, crossed up, and a pink jade foot swayed, as if it was a provocation.
And Run's eyes also reveal the meaning of unyielding and forced, coupled with the speed of undressing that does not drag the mud at all.
It gives a strong sense of contrast.
Was this forced? Or is it voluntary?
Looking at the eyes, it seems to be forced, but looking at the hand speed, it seems to be voluntary.
Anyway, Asuka didn't figure it out after thinking about it for a long time, but now he wants to understand one thing, his toilet paper doesn't seem to be running out.
Thinking of this, Asuka tore a piece of toilet paper and held it in his hand.
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Plug your nose with toilet paper to prevent nosebleeds from coming out.
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Early the next morning.
Squeak.
Asuka pushed open his old little door and came out.
Standing on the street, Asuka shook the paper basket in his hand and scanned the street in front of him.
Just as Asuka was looking for the trash can, a voice suddenly came from behind him.
"Tina is disappointed!"
Tina glanced at the paper basket in Asuka's hand, then at the pale Asuka, and shook her head gently, just yesterday, she had heard that there was a very powerful navy near her.
The strongest navy of the new generation.
She was very vague about the concept of the strongest, so she wanted to try it, and when she came, she saw this scene.
Then, Tina kindly pointed to the trash can and turned away.
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"Inexplicable~~"
Asuka poured the waste paper from the paper basket into the stab, looked at Tina's departing back, grunted twice, and walked back to the house.
The scene last night was so exciting, which directly led to the rupture of the capillaries in the nasal cavity, and the nosebleeds kept flowing, until now, when Asuka remembered the scene last night, he still felt a little heartbeat, his nose was itchy, and it was a prelude to squirting nosebleeds.
[The two walls are sandwiched, and the scene seen in the gap is like a line, and the cliffs on both sides are like rice balls that have just come out of the pot, which looks quite round, and they are quite silky to the touch. 】
Meaning!
Asuka shivered and tore some toilet paper to block his nose and prevent the nosebleed from gushing out again.
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After a little breakfast in the main cafeteria, Asuka swayed to the headquarters building and began a new round of fishing.
Not only has he been injured recently, but he has also taken a vacation, which has led to a very idle life, sitting in Gumir's office every day, reading the newspaper...
"Good morning, old man!"
Asuka pushed open the door to Gumir's office and greeted Gumir in his chair.
Gumir glanced up at Asuka and pointed to the couch next to him, then lowered his head again and continued to read the book.
He has been very idle recently, and since he was beaten by the Warring States, he Gumir has become a lieutenant general in the headquarters.
"North... Sea... Wind... Feeling... Few... Woman... Mixed... Chi..."
Syllable!
Without waiting for Asuka to finish reading, Gumir directly closed the magazine in his hand, looked at Asuka with a disgusted expression, and spoke.
"If you're really idle, you'll sleep on the old man's sofa... The old man just changed the sofa..."
"Yes!"
Asuka answered, turned and walked to the couch, sat down, and said to Gumir.
"Old man, what do you think of this thing lately? You're 60 years old, so take care of your body. ”
Read.com
Hearing this, Gumir glanced at Asuka blankly, then picked up a magnifying glass, slowly opened the book in his hand, and said as he flipped through it.
"You know a fart, the older people get, the easier it is to be homesick, although the beauties in this magazine don't have the taste they used to have, but the buildings inside faintly reveal the taste of home."
Bah!
Who looks at the buildings from the magazine "Seqing".
"Asuka, you're still a little late to be born, more than twenty years ago, the sea, the giants were divided, and the monsters of the new world were entrenched on the opposite side of the Red Earth Continent...
If you were born more than 20 years earlier, I would have taken you to see Charlotte Lingling...
Back then, I took Sakasky to see it, and when that guy got there, he punched Lingling..."
After speaking, Gumir sighed with a look on his face.
Sakasky, that guy is so ruthless, that guy almost broke Lingling's face with a hound.
However, there is one thing to say, Lingling was indeed beautiful back then...
The most beautiful female pirate in the sea...
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Bang!
Gumir's out-of-focus gaze gradually returned, and he looked at the face in front of him that interrupted his memories, tugged at the corners of his mouth, and then pushed it aside, not breathing.
"Why are you so close to the old man?"
"I just want to see why you keep smiling so obscenely."
Hearing this, Gumir smashed his mouth, opened the drawer casually, and took out the old photo album.
After opening the album, Gumir pointed to the beautiful woman on the top and spoke.
"This is 18-year-old Lingling!"
"This is 18-year-old Stancy!"
"This is 18-year-old Xia Qi!"
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Asuka looked at these photos and couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
It is said that time is a pig-killing knife, but people's pig-killing knife is only for those good-looking people, and it has no way to deal with ugly people.
Asuka glanced at Gumir next to him...
If he remembered correctly, when the old man was 18 years old, he just had a little less wrinkles and a little more hair than he does now, and the rest of the matter had not changed much.
It's like Charlotte Lingling.
What a change.
"Alas!"
Gumir sighed while looking at the photo, when he was young, he was high-spirited and admitted death, which led to the fact that until now, he stays with the old bachelor of the Warring States every day.
Karp's guys are all married.
An hour later.
"No, no, can't look at it anymore!"
Gumi closed the book with difficulty, looked up at Asuka and spoke.
"Asuka, now there is not a single warship in the headquarters that goes directly to the Twin Heads, only one goes to the capital of the seven waters, and one goes to Alabastan.
When you arrive in the City of the Seven Waters, there is a government surveillance ship that will go to Twin Heads.
Or maybe you take a warship to Alabastan, find a merchant ship from the rape flower port, and go to the Twin Capes on your own. ”
Asuka stroked his chin and thought for a while, he still had to help Runis find Peggy Wan's guy, although Peggy Van they don't have an eternal pointer, they can only come island by island, it's easy to find them, but I can't guarantee that these two guys will be incognito...
After all, the transformation has been successful, and it seems unlikely that the previous name will be used again...
Find Peggy Wan first through the information of the headquarters, and then go to Twin Heads...
Thinking of this, Asuka was about to speak, when he heard a knock on the door.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Asuka glanced at the old man, who was fascinated by the book, turned his head to look at the door, and spoke.
"Enter!"
Seeing that it was a sailor delivering the newspaper, Asuka beckoned to him, "Just give it to me, the lieutenant general is busy." ”
"Yes!"
The sailor handed the newspaper to Asuka and slowly withdrew.
Asuka opened the newspaper in his hand.
Well.
A wad of bounty orders fell out.
Asuka quietly flipped the latest issue of the bounty in his hand.
[Ghost man - Candace Norton, bounty of 37.4 million Bailey. 】
[Sneak Attacker - Moynz Holland, 45 million Bailey.] 】
[Fallen Rear Admiral Drake, with a bounty of 81 million Bailey.] 】
[A certain pirate group pillar - Peggy Wan, with a bounty of 90 million Bailey. 】
Asuka looked at these two heroic guys, and the corners of his eyes twitched for a long time, if these two guys remember correctly, shouldn't they be a little beauty.
How did it come to this?
And what the hell is the title of this certain pirate group pillar.
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The royal city of the Amazon lily.
Boya Hancock's dormitory.
"Welcome back, Serge-sama!"
Hancock glanced at the kingdom guard beside him and nodded slightly, "You've worked hard to protect the castle." ”
"Snake Hime-sama, we have prepared for you, the finest gems selected from the loot, as well as the Black Knife-Autumn Water."
As he spoke, the guard opened the box and respectfully handed it to Hancock with both hands.
Hancock picked up the gems in the box, looked at them twice, and tossed them aside.
Then, she took out the black knife again, looked at it twice, and threw it aside.
Looking at the puzzled eyes of the people around him, Hancock brushed his hair and said softly.
"This level of jewelry will only destroy the beauty of the concubine."
With that, Hancock came to the throne, looked down at the crowd, and was stunned.
"Snake Hime-sama, this is the latest issue of the newspaper."
Hancock saw the newspaper handed to him and took it.
After opening it, looking at the bounty order that fell on his lap, Hancock picked up one and slowly looked at it.
[A certain pirate group pillar - Peggy Wan...]
[Fallen Rear Admiral - Drake...]
Looking at the two familiar women on the bounty order, Hancock frowned slightly.
[Were these two originally pirates? 】
Well, forget it.
Whether it's murder, robbery, or letting the bounty man go, the whole world will forgive me.
I want to ask why.
Yes, who made the concubine so beautiful.
Hancock, who let go of the bounty man, felt guilty for 0.00001 seconds, spread the newspaper in his hand on his lap, and continued to look down.
I saw the front page of the newspaper, just eight words.
[This is the Seven Martial Seas of His Majesty, absurd stability, false balance! ] 】
The picture below is a photo of himself running around chasing the warship that held Drake and Peggy Wan after he went to sea this time.
Below the picture, there is even a text explanation.
[This is a sea area somewhere in the first half of the Great Voyage, a warship holding evil pirates has encountered the encirclement and interception of His Majesty's Seven Martial Seas-Boya Hancock.
Although I Morgans don't know what the One Piece Empress's purpose is, judging from the final result, she undoubtedly fulfilled her purpose.
The navy on the escort mission is Lieutenant Commander of the Navy Headquarters - Asuka Kikuchi.
When Major Asuka was on a mission in the New World, for some reason he had a big battle with His Majesty Nanamukai Don Quixote Doflamingo...
Afterwards, the two sides intervened under the intervention of the general Yellow Ape, and the battle ended...
And after Major Asuka returned to the first half of the Great Voyage, he was also warned by the World Government, warning him not to attack the Seven Martial Seas and not to break this hard-won balance.
Then, Major Asuka, as the person in charge of escorting the pirates, had no choice but to flee because of the express regulations of the above.
But after all, he didn't escape the hands of the Pirate Empress Boya Hancock...]
Here, Morgans's old bird is accompanied by a photo of a bird running away with a warship, and a photo of a bird covered in high heels.
This discerning person can see it when he looks at it.
This is something that has been stepped on, and Major Asuka has not resisted in the slightest, after all, if he resists, he will inevitably have more scars from the fight...
[Is this the Seven Martial Seas?] 】
[I don't take the Navy Headquarters seriously at all...]
[This navy, the birds are not appropriate...]
[I, Morgans, strongly recommend that the Seven Martial Seas system be abolished and this fragile balance be upset...]
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The corners of Poya Hancock's mouth twitched slightly after reading the newspaper.
The shoe prints on the navy's body were not stepped on by themselves at all.
But as the Empress of Pirates, it is impossible for her to go out and explain anything.
Hawkers, forget it, I stepped on it, I stepped on it, presumably the navy will also forgive the concubine.
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ps: Let's start with 7K.
And in the evening!