Chapter 261: Asuka, You're Dead (Medium)
Midday.
The sun was very hot and the smell of paint was great.
Asuka bit the brush in his mouth, clasped his hands on his chest, and stayed in the sky with moon steps, constantly shaking his head at the big white wall that he had just painted.
[After being busy today, I can go to repair the house for the Warring States tomorrow. 】
"Young!"
"Brother Asuka is so hardworking!
I heard that you smashed down the house of the Marshal of Sengoku last night? ”
At that moment, Asuka suddenly heard a sound of schadenfreude from under his feet, and when he looked down at the sound, he saw a navy dressed like Doflamingo's standing at his feet.
"Kurus!"
"Why are you back again!"
After putting his hand on his forehead to block out the harsh sunlight, Curus waved at the bird and continued.
"The marshal asked me to talk about something, and by the way, let me come to the headquarters to fill out a form."
Smack!
Asuka landed firmly on the ground with his feet, and then put his hand around Culus's shoulder, teasing.
"You've finally been expelled from the military?"
Then, before Asuka met the guy, the guy fell silent.
"You're not really going to be expelled from the military, are you?
It stands to reason that although the things you did were a bit immoral, they shouldn't be illegal. ”
"Alas!"
Curus let out a long sigh, then he glanced at Asuka with disgust as he put his paint-stained arm on top of his new clothes.
Glancing at the passers-by, Kurus asked, pulling the bird into an uninhabited alley.
"The marshal of the Warring States said that you also know about the existence of the [classified special unit "SWORD"]? ”
Seeing Asuka nod, Kurus pointed his thumb at himself and smiled.
"I, Prince Curus, went in..."
"Oh!"
After Asuka let out a dry sigh, he turned around and left, the secret special forces, the bluff is quite big, according to the old man, that force seems to have not gathered enough ten people until now.
"Huh? Alas? ”
"Don't go."
Looking at the arm that was being dragged by Kurus, Asuka glanced at him and said helplessly.
"Are you a powerful man under Lieutenant General Doro?
Kurus, after you join the secret unit, you may be sent undercover somewhere for a few years.
When you come back, the navy will change marshals. ”
Hearing this, Kurus waved his hand at the bird and said nonchalantly.
"Lieutenant General Doru said that this is an opportunity, I have been stuck in the position of colonel for three years, and after entering the secret army, although my apparent position is still that of colonel, the actual position is brigadier general.
After I worked in the classified army for a year or two, I would have the position of major general.
After a few more years, the position of lieutenant general will be there again...
And then do it for a few more years..."
Asuka looked at Kurus, who was daydreaming, and his eyelids twitched twice, as a direct subordinate of the lieutenant general, this guy's head was more or less abnormal.
Thinking of this, Asuka snapped his fingers and covered the two of them with a soundproof wall, then beckoned to Culus and asked in a low voice.
"Did I bring the "thing" I wanted? ”
"Brought, did I bring the "thing" I wanted? ”
"Bring it, ten minutes later, I'll use the phone bug to detain you, let's find a place to trade."
"Okay."
With that, the two of them turned around and ran to the place where they were hiding something.
...
"Mrs. Jessica... I'm going to eat first.
I'll do the rest of the work in the afternoon. ”
Asuka put the paint he was carrying into the courtyard and shouted twice towards the first floor.
After waiting for a while, he didn't see Jessica respond to him.
[You can't be asleep, right?] 】
With a grunt in his heart, Asuka poked his head out and continued to shout into the house.
"Lady Jessica?"
"Sister Jessica?"
After shouting for a while, he saw that Jessica still didn't respond to him, so he immediately jumped up to the second floor, and after taking his belongings with him, he was ready to pick up "something" for Kurus. ”
[Alas? What about my phone bug? 】
Asuka discovers that the camera phone bug he put on the table, as well as the communication phone bug, are all gone.
It won't be too much smoke and dust, so I'll run away by myself.
Thinking of this, Asuka began to search the corners of the house with his head down.
After taking a look at the places on the second floor where phone bugs could hide, I found a lot of "interesting items", but the phone bugs disappeared.
"Alas!"
After sighing softly, Asuka spread out his domineering appearance in a small area and continued to search.
If it weren't for the family home of the main department, there would be rules here.
[It is stipulated that without special circumstances, you cannot spread your own sight and hearing domineering more than two meters, and you cannot use your sight and hearing domineering to explore other people's lives, let alone use your sight and hearing domineering to explore other people's lives in the middle of the night. 】
If it is discovered, it depends on whether the circumstances are serious or not.
Disrepute is a certainty.
Thinking of this, Asuka tried to control his sights and hearings as small as possible, and then he heard Jessica's voice on the phone from the first floor.
With a snap of his fingers, Asuka wrapped himself in a soundproof wall.
After looking around, he finally found where his phone bug was.
...
Asuka looked at Jessica, who was slumped on the couch and called with her phone bug, and pulled the corners of his mouth, and then he unlocked the soundproof wall created by the Silent Fruit.
Jessica also spotted the bird at this time, she looked up at the bird standing in the middle of the living room, and after a little surprise in her heart, she put the microphone to her mouth again, and continued to reprimand the group of guys on the other side of the phone bug.
"Hurry up, grinding, when will the sailors in the base be able to eat dinner."
"Don't just gossip, listen, what you have to do is to cook the meals of the sailors, and the rest of the things in the base have nothing to do with you.
In another hour, the sailors on night duty will be rushing in, and it's a shame that you've only made two dishes now!
How can you have so much time to grind, hurry up and cook for me. ”
A cold sweat broke out on the face of the bird probe looking at the phone bug, and his voice trembled.
"Sister Jessica, however, you are not in the base, and the sous chef and they have all quarreled for a long time about what nutritious food to make tonight, and just now the result of the quarrel was issued, and the order to cook was given."
"Shh
The corners of Jessica's mouth crooked, looked up at the distracted flying bird, and gently threw the small paper ball kneaded in her hand on the flying bird.
"Huh?"
Asuka glanced down at the paper ball on the ground, then at Jessica who was gesturing at him, and after his eyelids jumped, he followed the direction of Jessica's finger and took the books on the bookcase.
Taking the books from Asuka and Jessica, Jessica began to arrange food for the next few days.
...
"Alas!"
Asuka sighed softly, G-8 Fortress, it was the only fortress in the Navy that had its guns pointed inward.
The muzzles of other fortresses (bases) are facing the outside, only the muzzles of the G-8 base are facing the inside, just like the hedgehog grows on the outside, and the thorns of your hedgehog grow inside.
Except for those idiots who have just come to the Great Voyage, who will burrow into the fortress.
Moreover, the people who attacked the naval fortress were originally a minority of the minority, and I heard about the G-8 fortress, which has been "stable" for several years.
The last time Asuka passed by that base, he heard the Navy talking inside.
[If this base is captured, then the world will be over...]
Before Asuka could continue to think about it, he saw Jessica hang up the phone and throw the phone bug at him.
"You just made a phone call with your phone bug, don't you mind?"
"Don't mind!"
"Sister Jessica... I'll have a meal first... Come back in the afternoon. ”
After saying that, Asuka pushed open the door and trotted all the way out of here, he and Culus still had a deal to complete, and vaguely remembered that the last transaction was half a year ago.
Bang!
Jessica chin in one hand, looking sideways at the closed door and the bird's departing back, her index finger tapping her cheek and muttering softly.
"Boy, let me help you."
"Hey~hey~"
Thinking of this, Jessica closed her eyes and let out a rather lewd laugh in her throat.
In the G-8 base, she can be called a bug-level matchmaker.
After all, only by ensuring that the group of mariners whose hormones have nowhere to release can they live a "lucky" life, they can better fight for justice.
Moreover, ensuring that every Navy family is happy and that their children are excellent and motivated is also an important responsibility of the base commander and her wife.
The most important thing is to find a partner for the marines, and you can also flush the hormonal breath that floods the base.
Thinking of the rumors between the male mariners and the male mariners in the base, the smile on Jessica's face suddenly froze a little.
There are not many women willing to marry a sailor ... You can find it from the female pirates in the future...
...
Half an hour later.
Asuka took the "thing" to a dark corner and waited for Culus' arrival.
Goo ~ Goo ~ Goo ~
Syllable!
Hearing the cooing sound coming from the side, Asuka slapped his forehead with his big hand, why does this idiot act like a crime every time he comes over.
"Stop yelling, I'm here!"
After hearing Asuka respond to him again, Kurus directly dodged, came directly to Asuka, and said in a deep voice.
"Something brought?"
"Here you go, where's my stuff?"
"Here you go!"
After the two exchanged things, they all looked down at the thick pile of inventory in their hands, and couldn't help but nod with satisfaction.
After the two men put the "things" in their pockets, Asuka turned to look at Kurus, and sighed.
"Colonel Kurus, we've known each other for almost two years.
In the past two years, you and I have traded more than 30 times, and after each transaction, I have to ask you the same question, but you have not answered me every time.
After this transaction, I'm afraid that you and I will see each other again, and I don't know how long it will be.
Can you answer my question now... What do you want a photo of Granny Crane for? ”
Kurus looked at the curious bird and casually took the picture of the crane into his arms.
"Since you want to hear it so much, then I'll tell you about it, it's not certain whether we will meet next time, and if I die in the mission, you remember to do me a favor.
Oh, by the way, bring me a cigarette..."
After taking the cigar from Asuka and lighting it, he and Asuka sat down in this dark corner, looking up at the blue sky.
"Whew!"
Kurus spat out a puff of smoke into the sky and said slowly.
"When I was a child, my hometown was hit by pirates, and my family, under the raid of the pirates, all died.
When I woke up, I found myself lying in the arms of Lieutenant General Tsuru.
It was Lieutenant General Tsuru who saved me.
Later, I joined the Navy..."
"Kurus, you tell me the point, I will go to Jessica's house to move furniture in a while, and I will go to build a house for the Marshal of the Warring States tomorrow, there are a lot of things."
"Alas!"
Hearing Asuka's somewhat impatient voice, Kros sighed softly and continued.
"Asuka, you don't understand the feeling of growing up without maternal love.
You don't understand the feeling of being conquered by the charm, experience, and wisdom of Lieutenant General Tsuru. ”
Speaking of which, Kurus asked rhetorically, looking sideways at Asuka.
"Then what do you want to show more pictures of Lieutenant General?"
Asuka glanced at Kurus, kicked Doru in his arms, and said perfunctorily.
"It's the same reason you want a photo of Lieutenant General Tsuru."
"Oh!"
Hearing Asuka's perfunctory words, Curus let out a dry sigh, and then he rubbed his chin and looked at Asuka, and said excitedly.
"I sewed all the photos of Lieutenant General Tsuru on [wa, wa] and slept with them in my arms at night!
”
"1:1?"
"Hmm!"
Seeing that Kurus actually nodded, Asuka suddenly moved to the side, he was not so perverted, he wanted to show more photos purely for collection, just like there were many photos of Lieutenant General Crane in Gumir.
"I'm not as perverted as you, sleeping upstairs with a photo, I'm not..."
Before Asuka could finish speaking, he heard a cold voice above him.
"Two perverts, die to the old lady!"
Rumble!
The purple thunder and lightning in the sky instantly smashed into the dark corner where the two of them were, reflecting the place as if it were day.
A huge roar resounded through Marin Fando again.
The moment Warring States heard the thunder, he turned his head directly to look at the direction where the thunder and lightning fell, and then he quickly exuded his domineering look.
After the situation there was clarified, the corners of Sengoku's mouth twitched slightly.
"What are those two little ghosts doing?"
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