Chapter 262: Asuka, You're Dead (Part II)
"Ahem~"
"Ahem~"
The bird fell to the ground on its back, coughing up a puff of black smoke from its mouth from time to time.
Smack!
The sound of high heels falling to the ground sounded, and Duolu put the saber in her hand back into the scabbard, and then she clasped her hands to her chest, looked down at the two perverts lying on the ground, and said in a cold voice.
"Do you have any quibbling excuses for your perverted behavior?"
Seeing that neither of them spoke, Duolu stretched out his tongue and licked his lips and said softly.
"Then you are ready to have a companion, it is quite lonely alone."
"cough~cough~"
Asuka spat out two puffs of black smoke and quickly sat up, he looked up at Taro and spoke.
"Lieutenant General Doro, I have a story here, I don't know if you want to hear it?"
Duolu looked at the bird sitting on the ground, and narrowed his eyes slightly, the strength of the blow he just hit was not small, except for the scorched skin and smoking hair, this guy was actually the same as no one?
When did Culus get acquainted with this guy.
Then, Doru glanced sideways at Kurus, who was lying on the ground with his body twitching from time to time, nodded at Asuka and said calmly.
"If you want to tell me, you have lacked maternal love since you were a child, and even since the first time you saw me, you want to recognize me as a mother... I don't need to say this story again, I've heard it all.
And I don't like to take in my godson, and I don't like to accept a pervert as a godson. ”
After hearing what Taru said, Asuka's cheeks suddenly stiffened.
Damn Kurus, this guy actually brought Lieutenant General Doru over.
I thought you had come to Marinfando on your own.
Moreover, looking at what Duolu meant, she should have listened to the conversation between the two of her for a long time.
Thinking of this, Asuka slowly stood up and spoke after kicking Kurus, who was lying on the ground, twice.
"Lieutenant General Doro... There is a debtor, and he is the culprit.
Your photo was given to me by him, and the photo of Lieutenant General Crane was also requested by him. ”
After listening to Asuka, Doru looked down at her subordinate lying on the ground with wide-eyed eyes and an incredulous expression, and then she looked at Asuka again and said softly.
"Well, you're right, the culprit is indeed him, and I'll naturally handle it, but you sew my picture on the face of the "doll" and cuddle up to sleep every night..."
Grunt!
Asuka looked at the determined face in front of him, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva, this guy should have something wrong with his ears, right?
There must be something wrong.
Thinking of this, Asuka glanced at Duolu with a strange look in his eyes and suggested.
"Lieutenant General Doro, the doctors in the headquarters are not bad, I suggest you go over and have a look...
Also, please don't implicate the innocent, goodbye! ”
With that, Asuka disappeared in a flash.
"Shh
Duolu, who held his chest with both hands, looked at the disappearing bird, and showed a disdainful expression on his face, can he run away?
Shave!
One more dodge appeared, and he also disappeared in place.
Curus was lying on the ground, his eyes staring blankly at the sky, and he could already feel that his future life would not be easy.
Damn Asuka actually put the blame on himself.
It's obviously something you want me to do.
"cough~cough~"
Lying on the ground, Kurus coughed up two more mouthfuls of black smoke, and then he noticed that the face of a bird appeared in the black smoke.
[It must be that Lao Tzu is wrong, that bastard is estimated to have been caught by Lieutenant General Duolu now! ] 】
"Hey, Kurus, don't sell me.
When the limelight passes, the trade continues, you know, my old man (Gumir) has a lot of photos of Lieutenant General Tsuru, and most of them are out of print. ”
As he spoke, the bird dodged and disappeared in place again.
...
When the dark-faced Duolu came back, she found that her perverted subordinate could actually stand up against the wall.
"Curus, the pervert who wants to recognize me as a mother, where is he?
Also, who the hell is he? ”
Hearing this, Kurus couldn't help but roll his eyes at Taru, when did you hear that Asuka was going to recognize you as a mother... The lack of motherly love is what I said.
The guy's parents, who are said to have died when he was an adult.
Seeing that Kurus didn't speak, Doru walked up to him, a flash of red in his eyes, and said in a low voice.
"Don't you say it???"
...
Meanwhile.
Somewhere in the first half of the Great Voyage.
Hancock looked down at the yellow-and-white phone bug on the table and was speechless for a long time.
"Sister-sama!"
"Huh?"
Hancock raised his head, glanced at his sister suspiciously, and said softly.
"What?"
Sandasonia looked at her sister with a cold face, and stopped talking a little.
Two days ago, my sister threw the phone bug to herself and instructed.
Let yourself dial that number every half an hour, and after the phone is connected, I will hand over the phone bug to my sister.
However, just now, the phone bug was connected, and he also handed over the phone bug to his sister, but my sister's expression, how to say, was mixed with a hint of joy in the darkness?
...
Hancock also saw her sister's appearance of wanting to speak and stopped, but she didn't say anything, and the phone call just now was quite rewarding.
However, he was sure that the navy did have a tattoo on his arm, and that his saber was thicker, which already had a hint of autumn water, and he left his personal phone number to the superior.
But I don't know if the navy boss was wrong, Hancock always felt that she thought of herself as a waste who liked unrequited love.
"Huh!"
After sneering, Hancock waved his hand at the crowd and told them to step back.
When everyone had left the palace, Hancock picked up the phone again and dialed it tentatively.
Purr, no, no...
Pacha...
"Mosi, Moxi!"
After hearing that the phone bug was connected this time, Hancock raised his eyebrows in some surprise and spoke.
"Navy, are you finally willing to answer the call from your concubine?!"
"You're so annoying."
Pacha!
Hancock looked at the phone bug who was hung up again, the expression on her face was as gloomy as if it could drip black water, she had already decided, whether this navy was the guy or not.
He's all dead.
...
After hanging up the phone, Asuka looked at Jessica opposite with some apologies and spoke.
"Sister Jessica, I'm so embarrassed!"
"Ever since Morgan put my message in the newspapers, there have always been some inexplicable phone calls."
After listening to Asuka finish speaking, Jessica pointed at the phone bug with one of her still good arms, and said with some meaning.
"But I feel... The woman who claimed to be a concubine just now doesn't look like she was harassing you. ”
"You know?"
Looking at the bird with a puzzled face, Jessica waved her hand and said casually.
"I don't know, I just feel.
Stop talking nonsense, get to work. ”
With that, Jessica continued to slump on the couch, distracted.
Asuka glanced at Jessica, picked up the paint, and continued to the second floor to begin painting the walls.
...
"Hey, did you hear that?"
Asuka was painting the walls when he suddenly heard the whispers of two sailors downstairs, and immediately looked down.
"What did you hear?"
When the two sailors heard the bird's inquiry overhead, they immediately saluted.
"Colonel Asuka."
Asuka asked with a wave at them.
"What have you heard of that mysterious appearance?
Say it so that I can also relieve my boredom, it's boring to brush the wall. ”
When one of the sailors heard this, he pointed to the harbor and whispered.
"It is said that Vice Admiral Doru discovered a group of perverts hiding inside the navy, and she was in the harbor preparing to torture one of them.
The pervert seemed to have an accomplice, but that guy suddenly disappeared from Lieutenant General Taru, and now Lieutenant General Duolu was angry and planned to take another of his own knife. ”
Hearing this, Asuka stroked his chin and spoke with the appearance of a prophet.
"That man, it can't be called Kurus, right?"
Syllable!
The sailor below clapped his hands and nodded affirmatively at the bird.
"Alas!"
Asuka sighed, turned his head to look at the port, his eyes were full of depth, is this the price of liking Lieutenant Admiral Tsuru?
It's just too big.
Let's sneak over and take a look at it at night, that kid won't be able to survive.
...
At night.
Asuka brought a little food and came to the port.
After evading the layers of patrols, he finally found his eldest brother.
"Kurus... Kurus..."
Hung from the bow of the warship, Culus slowly opened his eyes when he heard someone calling for him, and then he saw Asuka standing in the harbor, whispering to himself.
"I'm alive!"
After hearing Kurus say that he was still alive, Asuka was immediately relieved.
He then jumped onto the ship, pulled Kurus back to the deck from the ship, and untied the rope from him.
"Whew!"
Kurus breathed a long sigh of relief as he felt the lightness he had never felt before, and then he turned his head to look at Asuka who had pulled out the bottle of wine and food from his backpack and spoke.
"Three days.
Lao Tzu doesn't eat or drink, he can only help you carry it for three days, and after three days, Lao Tzu will starve to death. ”
"Hawkers, eat more, you take care of your body first, and then you will resist for a few more days, I inquired today, and Lieutenant General He will come back in five days."
As he spoke, Asuka continued to take food out of the package.
Kurus looked at the food piled on the deck, and stroked his shriveled stomach, he hadn't eaten for a day, and being beaten was also a drain of physical strength.
Then the two began to eat and drink on the deck.
When he had eaten and drunk his fill, Asuka tied up Kurus again and continued to hang it from the bow of the ship.
...
The next day, early in the morning.
When Doru arrives at the port, she discovers that Culus has the heart to sleep.
Arashi!
A small slash wave flew straight towards Coolus's hair, then struck the bow of the warship.
Rumble!
Culus woke up from his sleep when he heard an explosion behind him.
As soon as he woke up, he felt a chill on his scalp.
Curus's gaze slowly moved upwards, and he noticed that his hair had been cut off a large chunk.
"Lieutenant General Doro, you don't have to do it so desperately, do you?"
"Confess your accomplices!"
"I don't have any accomplices..."
Hearing this, Doru grinned and gave Curus a warm smile.
...
"Tsk!"
With his hands on his chest, the bird standing in the crowd of onlookers couldn't help but shake his head as he looked at Kurus, who was howling constantly.
Looks like I'm going to have to get him some extra food tonight.
Forget it, I'll beg Jessica later, let her cook something delicious, and make up for this guy himself.
...
The night is very thick.
When Asuka carried the package again, he pulled Kurus up with ease.
Asuka then untied the rope around him and comforted him.
"I heard about a food therapy today, and I asked Jessica, the best food therapy master in the entire navy, to make you a dish, and you will pay for it."
"Suck! Suck! ”
Hearing this, Culus sniffed vigorously, then he looked at Asuka apologetically and said something that had no beginning or end.
"Asuka, I'm sorry, someone offered a higher price than you, and your current price is no longer enough for me to save your identity information."
"As your good brother, I can only give you predictions with 100% accuracy right now.
You're going to die this time..."
With that, Kurus looked at Asuka gloatingly.
I didn't expect Lieutenant General Taru to have so many photos of cranes there.
Gee.
Sell and sell.
...
PS: There is still it at night.