The Emperor was about to be angry.

Damn, you clearly said that those people are not good at dancing knives and guns, if he refuses to play. Isn't he even a dumb gentleman?

But that's it, where does his face as the Son of Heaven go?

I really want to shout: If you don't deserve a knife, what the are you called a guard with a knife!

No matter how angry he is, he must also maintain the majesty of the emperor.

"Your recital, I'm done."

The last two words, the emperor almost grinded his teeth and spit out.

Xie Xun pretended not to hear the anger in the emperor's tone, and shouted happily, "The emperor is sage!" The brother with the sword guard thanked the emperor for his great kindness! ”

Looking at Xie Xunle's upset appearance, the already stiff smile on the emperor's face almost collapsed.

"You are not afraid of power to protect my face, and it stands to reason that I should reward you. However, you also said that the idea of wearing an armed crossbow was conceived by your little maid at home......"

The emperor still wanted to clean up Xie Xun. was so angry that he almost vomited blood, if he didn't fight back, where was the majesty of the emperor?

In a hurry, he suddenly had a plan.

"The little maid has been serving you for many years, it's not easy...... As the saying goes, a thousand gold is easy to get, but a good husband is hard to find, so I will reward her with a grace, go to her slave status, and be a concubine with you. ”

Xie Xun secretly took a sip: The dog emperor, I want to dig a pit for him to jump again.

The children of the family, without marrying a wife, first get a noble concubine in the backyard, how to marry a noble girl?

If he really gets a noble concubine back today, the two big Buddhas in the family can break his third leg.

"Your Majesty, do you dislike your ministers for not reading much?" Xie Xun looked up at the emperor and was aggrieved.

"What?" The emperor was a little stunned by Xie Xun's drastic leap in thinking.

Xie Xun pursed his lips, "Although the minister doesn't read much, he also knows that spoiling concubines and killing wives is the source of the family's restlessness. ”

The original owner did not read much, but hardly did not read. Before he wore it, he hadn't finished learning the "Three Character Classic". High-level words like spoiling concubines and killing wives are even more due to his modern mother and sister-in-law who love to watch costume dramas.

The emperor rolled his eyelids angrily, and slandered: Damn, you still know how to spoil your concubine and kill your wife!

"You don't want to spoil your concubine and kill your wife."

"When the minister and his friends were drinking in the flower building, they also discussed the dispute between wives and concubines. found that most of my friends' families sent the concubines in the backyard after making a marriage contract. This is called ......" Xie Xun thought for a while before he looked up in surprise, "Chen thought of it, call the wife decent before marriage!" A friend said that for his wife, he must be decent before marriage and respected after marriage, so that he will not be chased by the imperial history and run to the ground to spoil the concubine and kill his wife. Is he right? ”

The emperor has already scolded in his heart: which bastard is a bastard, drinking flower wine, and discussing such a serious issue as spoiling a concubine and killing his wife? It was so bad that he couldn't fool the Xie family.

To let him know who it is, drag it out and feed the dogs!

"I heard that those concubines who were sent away did not end well."

Xie Xun scratched his head in annoyance.

"Your Majesty, you rewarded Ziling girl, which was originally a good intention, but in the end it turned into a bad thing, which is a little unbeautiful, and it will also damage the emperor's reputation in history. Why don't you enjoy the gold and silver of the Ziling girl. With a lot of money, are you afraid that you won't be able to get a pretty gentleman? ”

Poof, the emperor vomited three liters of blood in his heart.

Damn, I'm afraid the one kneeling below is not a fool, and he actually said that he would give his favorite maid a lot of money, so that he could raise a little white face.

Speaking of which, even if he is the emperor, it is not easy for him to insist, otherwise he will become a faint monarch who forces his courtiers to spoil his concubines and kill his wife.

I really want to be a dumb man!

"Then reward, a thousand taels of silver."

It's stingy!

is still the emperor, just a thousand taels of silver, and he is not afraid of being laughed at when he says it.

Xie Xun pursed his lips slightly.

The goal was not achieved, but the wealth was ruined, although it was only a thousand taels, but it slapped the emperor in the face. The emperor didn't even wait for Xie Xun to thank him, he waved his hand.

"Go down, I'm tired."

Xie Xun still thanked him in a proper manner before leaving the imperial study.

Bang, Xie Xun stepped out of the door of the imperial study, and the emperor swept the inkstone on the imperial table to the ground.

"I'm so angry!" The Emperor leaned back in the dragon chair, gasping for air.

The eunuch An Ning hurriedly stepped forward to help the emperor with comfort, and said comforting words, "It's just a gentleman, and he is on an errand in the palace, the emperor wants to clean him up, and there are many opportunities." ”

"You're right, I'm the Son of Heaven, clean up a courtier, and move your fingers." The emperor found confidence again, sat up straight, and asked, "What class is that today?" ”

"Night shift."

The guards with knives in front of the emperor work in three shifts: the morning shift to the time of the sun, the day shift to the noon time to the unitary time, and the night shift to the ugly time.

"The night shift is good." The emperor rubbed his chin and smiled wickedly, "Tell Concubine Li that I will go to her tonight and let her prepare well." ”

An Ning sang a fat song and went to spread the word......

The canteen of the Yulin Guardhouse.

Xie Xun listlessly flipped the dishes on the plate with his chopsticks.

The four dishes and one soup on the table barely moved.

Alas, Xie Xun sighed again.

During a meal, Xie Xun sighed dozens of times. Someone couldn't help but ask, "Is the prince not used to eating the meals in the canteen of the guard?" ”

"Xie Shizi eats the delicacies of the mountains and seas on weekdays, and it is normal that he is not used to eating rough food in the big canteen."

One person chimed in.

"Definitely." Xie Xun shook the chopsticks in his hand, supported his cheek with his right hand, and looked sad, "This is because of lovesickness, so I have no appetite." ”

Poof, Yu Linwei, who heard his words, sprayed.

Xie Su is lovesick, who are you fooling!

Quickly, he immediately asked with a smile, "I don't know which beauty can make Xie Shizi lovesick?" It must be a peerless beauty that is rare in the world, right? ”

Xie Xun's brows were bitterly entangled, "Your question is really difficult for this world." There are two faces living in this world's heart now, one is Yunxiu of Wanchun Tower, and the other is Lianyue of Liuyunlou, and the two beauties are equally divided. ”

Really!

They said, "How could a big man give up the whole forest for a small grass?"

At that moment, Xie Dashizi's small mouth began to horn again.

"Today was originally the day when Ben Shizi and Yunxiu met, but Ben Shizi was going to be on an errand and couldn't go. Thinking of Yunxiu leaning against the window, looking forward to it, Chu Chu's pitiful appearance, he couldn't eat anything in this life. ”

After a while, everyone saw that Xie Dashizi's face was rejuvenated.

"Fortunately, Ben Shizi asked Captain Zhang to help Ben Shizi appease Yunxiu. Yunxiu knew that Ben Shizi didn't release her pigeons for no reason, so she shouldn't be so sad. ”

Poof, everyone sprayed again.

Nima, Xie Xuanmo is not a fool!

How can a big man appease his confidante?

The beauty is still an oiran, but I'm afraid that she will be comforted to bed in the end!

Everyone secretly envied Zhang Er's good luck, he didn't need to spend money, he could go to Wanchun Building to have a good time, and he was still playing with an Oiran girl who was so expensive that he could scare people to death.

"Xie Shizi, how can you let a man appease his sweetheart, in case that man doesn't control his crotch ......"

There is a kind reminder of the opening.

Xie Shizi made a straight face, "Are you hinting that Captain Zhang will engage in this world's woman?" No, Captain Zhang swore to the sky that he would never lie to this son. ”

Everyone saw that Xie Xun was angry, and they all nodded in agreement, "Shizi is right." Our brothers in Yu Linwei are the most righteous. ”

The evil-hearted one even jokingly said, "If you still need someone to send a message to Miss Yunxiu next time, remember to call your brother, and your brother will definitely die." ”

Turning their heads, everyone pursed their lips and smiled.

Stupid, your woman deserves to be played, and you have to pay for it!