Wanchun Building, in the room of the Oiran lady Yunxiu.

Zhang Er's cheeks were red, and his legs were pressed together.

Because he was holding back the fire in his heart, he ran straight to him as soon as he was on duty, and he didn't even have time to ask people to go home to report it.

It is worthy of being the top brand of Wanchun Building, and it makes men lose their souls at a glance.

A delicate body, white glowing, the water snake waist is not full of hand, dangling in front of Zhang Er's eyes, the aroma of fat powder blows into his nose with the wind, Zhang Er didn't drink but almost got drunk to death.

His whole body is about to catch fire, and what's worse is that the beauty seems to be intent on hooking up with him.

It's really not that he is angry and self-inflicted, and when the girl poured him wine, her hand touched him more than once.

Look, you're flattering him again!

"Master Zhang, Yunxiu respects you again." Yunxiu held the wine jug, poured a full glass of wine for Zhang Er, leaned forward because of the toast, and poured it into Zhang Er's arms without standing firmly.

Zhang Er hurriedly threw away the wine glass, hugged the beauty's waist, and made a warm fragrance of nephrite.

Damn, how can this be endured?

Go to his Zhenguo Mansion!

Zhang Er turned his heart sideways, bent down to pick up the beauty, and entered the incense tent......

The royal court, the palace is majestic and solemn.

Slap, Xie Xun slapped his right cheek, spread out his palm, and there was a mosquito that had been smashed.

Xie Xun felt bitter.

This guard with a sword in front of the emperor really didn't do it.

Ever since he had been on duty with someone, he had stood straight outside the door of Chuxiu Palace.

In the door, the emperor and his concubines were drinking and eating, talking and laughing, and he was feeding mosquitoes.

After the meal, the emperor and his concubines took a mandarin duck bath, laughing and laughing, and he was still feeding mosquitoes.

In less than an hour, he shot and killed thirty blood-sucking mosquitoes.

Damn, don't the people in the palace want to find a way to get rid of mosquitoes?

There are not so many mosquitoes in the Zhenguo Mansion.

How did the people in the palace get mosquitoes?

If you stand all night, Ming'er won't be bitten all over the face?

Xie Xun couldn't help but glance at his colleagues who were standing on the other side of the hall door.

For an hour, the man stood as motionless as a wooden carving, standing upright, with only the occasional blink of his eyelids, which convinced Xie Xun that it was indeed a living person.

"Your Majesty, you are so amazing!"

"The emperor is so bad!"

……

In the palace, from time to time, there was a joke between men and women.

Xie Xun secretly rolled his eyes.

How long has the Dog Emperor been here?

From the bathroom to the dragon couch, Xie Xun couldn't help but admire the Dog Emperor.

A fifty-year-old man, still so capable.

Aren't you afraid of kidney deficiency?

With the more explicit whispers of the woman and the fierce trembling sound of the creaking bed, Xie Xun couldn't help but feel a little angry.

This kind of voice is torture for a man with strong blood!

He regretted it, and he should have carried two pieces of cold jade on his body.

The maid Zixiao prepared it for him, but he was too cumbersome to bring it.

Uncomfortable with the heat, Xie Xun couldn't help but turn his head to his fellow wood carving, the corners of his mouth squirmed, and he made a small sound: piupiu~

The wood carving brother turned his head suspiciously.

Although Xie Xun secretly looked at him many times just now, he didn't make a sound, so he naturally wouldn't take the initiative to talk.

Xie Xun continued to hook up in a whisper: Is the emperor always like this?

His chin rushed into the dormitory, giving a look that a man can understand.

The dog emperor is always so fierce, and in the next month, he has survived.

The woodcarving brother shook his head slightly, and squirmed his lips silently: very little.

The wood carving brother was actually very puzzled. Because of his age, every time the emperor was lucky with a concubine, he would take a quarter of an hour at most.

The emperor didn't know what medicine he had taken tonight, so he tossed desperately.

Xie Xun touched his nose.

Let's just say, a fifty-year-old man, with a big belly, will be able to endure this?

It turned out to be an accidental nerve.

Could it be that he was angry and ruthless in the afternoon, and all the anger in his stomach was vented on the concubine?

It's wrong to think about it.

The emperor has been on the throne for more than 20 years, and he should not be an impulsive person. Entering middle age, the imperial doctor who is responsible for regulating the emperor's body will definitely advise the emperor to have less sex to maintain his body. The noise in the dormitory didn't look like a roar......

Xie Xun's mind flashed, and his eyes widened: The emperor is working so hard, it won't be to make him uncomfortable, right?

The more you think about it, the more likely it is.

During the day, he made the emperor angry and wanted to pull out his beard, and if he was put aside, he would find a way to get it back, not to mention that the emperor was calling!

Besides, hasn't he been abused?

After understanding the emperor's intentions, Xie Xun sneered silently.

The Dog Emperor used this kind of thing to abuse him, but he didn't know who was the one who suffered in the end.

Xie Xun took out a handkerchief, cut it into four pieces with a dagger, crumpled it into a ball, stuffed two into his ears, and threw the other two to his fellow woodcarvers.

The wood carving brother reached out to take it and nodded gratefully at Xie Xun.

Although he has been on duty for many years, he has become accustomed to the fact that Mount Tai has collapsed and his face does not change, and the voice in the dormitory will still hurt his body after listening to it for a long time. He hasn't married a lady yet, so he can't break his body.

For the sake of his health, he decided to accept the kindness of this gentleman who was not treated by everyone in the guard.

His ears were quiet, and Xie Xun began to fight against the mosquitoes flying around in front of him again.

In a dimly lit dormitory.

On the bed of the black jade hollow carved Arhat, the emperor's fat body was lying on all fours, his face was abnormally red, panting like a cow, but he kept whispering, "Call, keep calling, don't stop." ”

Then, again, the woman screamed in the dormitory, crying, as if she could not bear it.

The emperor listened to the woman's noise, and the smile on his face grew wider.

Now, you should be going crazy!

The huge palace has countless women, all of them beautiful, but they are all mine. Even if you are burned all over your body, you can't find an outlet to vent.

It's a guy who often mixes in the flowers, and it's even more unbearable.

Thinking of Xie Xun's red ears and fidgeting, the emperor became happy......

Xie Xun fed the mosquitoes all night, and finally managed to get up to the time of the shift, and ran up crying with joy.

It was Zhang Er who came to change shifts.

This was specially arranged by Zhang Er.

At that time, he wanted to be the first to see what kind of bear the pampered prince of the Zhenguo Mansion was after staying up all night?

Maybe you'll cry aggrieved~

At this time, he regretted it a little.

Last night, since he entered Yunxiu's room, he didn't leave until two o'clock in the morning, and he almost couldn't catch up with the shift.

was already squeezed out of the strength of the sassy girls, and she ran all the way, and almost fell on the road. Now even the station is a little unstable.

However, when he saw Xie Xun, he suddenly became excited again.

Damn, he gave the son of the Zhenguo Mansion and the future head of the Xie family green!

In the entire capital, who can be more capable than him?

Thinking of Xie Xun's appearance of exploding in place in anger when he knew the news, Zhang Er suddenly felt a sense of heroism.

It's a pity that such heroic deeds can't be told to anyone.

Now is not the time to completely tear your face with Xie Xuan.

Yunxiu, that shouldn't take the initiative to say it, right?

She hooked up with him first!

That has a bad brain, so she spits on herself.

So, last night, he was playing for nothing!

Zhang Er walked up to Xie Xun with a stomach full of excitement, and the smile on his face couldn't be eliminated, and he almost popped out the words in his heart, "Lao Tzu slept with your woman......