A white light flashed in the air and pulled Palet's thoughts back, and she looked up at the sky, frowning slightly, "Such a wild way of Edgeworth looks like it's coming towards me?" ”

When she could react, the strange white light flew over her head with a thud.

After a strange dream, the palet finally arrived at the moat more than ten kilometers away from the palace, and the convoy stopped halfway up the mountain.

Hearing a noise in front of her, she wondered, got out of the carriage and walked over.

It turned out to be under the shade of a tree, and for no reason there was a stall, which seemed to be a stall selling hot tea, and steaming green tea was boiling in the pot.

In front of the stall, an old woman with a curtain was busy.

Palet can take a look at it, this woman's posture of pouring tea is wrong, a stall selling tea in this barren mountain and wilderness, and the woman almost writes "I am a bad person!" on her face! ”

The woman wrapped under the curtain, with bulging muscles in her arms, could kill a cow with a single fist.

"It's hot in summer, all the guests are in a hurry, people are tired and tired, it's better to drink a cup of hot tea and then go on the road." The woman's narrow eyes narrowed.

"Don't drink!" Palet lifted the curtain and shouted, "What kind of woman is there to sell tea in the barren mountains and mountains?" Selling tea in this place, I can't sell a cup for ten years, and I've starved to death a long time ago. ”

The little guard standing on the side also sensed that something was wrong, and said to the eunuch: "Father-in-law, this is only more than ten kilometers away from the city, and my subordinates think that we should rush back to the palace before dark." ”

"Good! Let's go! The eunuch looked at the strange woman and felt that something was wrong.

He originally wanted to rest in place for a while before setting off, but it seemed that this place was not suitable for a long time.

"Father-in-law, it's not good!" Just as the eunuch and the little guard were communicating, a frightened voice suddenly sounded!

"Ahhhhh

Palet jumped out of the sedan chair, and the scene in front of her made her face change slightly.

The eunuch and the little guard were so frightened by the scene in front of them that their mouths opened into an O-shape, and they were speechless for a moment and froze.

The two of them hugged each other and snuggled up to each other, "ghost ghost ghost ~~"

Because they saw the others, it seemed that all of them had turned into a pile of white turnips.

One by one, with confused eyes, they smirked and walked straight to the woman's stall, as if they had been hooked.

The woman with a green light in her eyes looked at them with a smile, and the tip of the palet heart was disgusted, "Father-in-law, that woman is a demon, you quickly retreat behind me!" ”

This shout woke up the confused father-in-law, "Father-in-law, you come here." ”

At this time, the three of them were still a short distance away from the demon woman.

The eunuch leaned over to the palet in a daze, and the little guard also stuck to her, and the two big men couldn't help trembling.

Palet patted the eunuch on the shoulder and whispered a few words to him.

The little eunuch's duck voice rose a tone, "Miss Hua, no, no!" It's too risky, the old slave can't afford this responsibility, if you have a loss of winter melon and tofu, the old slave can't compensate for the prince of Yue if he has ten heads. ”

Before leaving, Yue Da privately explained to him that he must ensure that Palet goes safely and comes back safely.

However, now it is palet who protects him.

No matter how you say it, he's a man!

How can a man hide behind a woman?

The eunuch trembled and clenched Hua Ying'er's arm, "Miss Hua, don't take any risks, just send a signal to Lord Yue, and wait for them to save us." ”

When Yue Da comes, maybe they all become a big meal in the mouth of the demon woman.

At this time, Palet didn't know if the demon woman in front of her met by chance or was instructed by someone.

The sixth sense told her that the second was more likely.

Seeing the little eunuch swaying, Hua Ying'er reached out and patted his arm, reassuring, "Father-in-law, will you let me try?" Right now, we have no other way, if we don't, can you bear to watch this drugged guard go and never return? ”

Hey~ This time, the eunuch only looked at her deeply a few times, and then said, 'Okay'.

Seeing her sparkling and longing eyes, the eunuch's words that he just wanted to refuse were blocked in his throat.

He pondered for a moment and said, "There are thousands of methods, and safety comes first." ”

Seeing this, the little guard standing on the side thought silently, Paletch is a young lady raised in the boudoir, and she has no power to restrain the chicken, how can she compete with the demon woman?

It's just too much to overpower.

If you want to be a hero, you have to be a little self-aware~ The little guard pulled out the accessories on his waist, stepped forward, and stood in front of Palet and the little eunuch, "I'll protect you!" ”

If someone really wants to be a hero, he must be an upright man.

What's the point of asking a woman and half a man to protect him?

Just as he was complaining and standing up, the demon woman in front couldn't wait.

"Ahem, ahem...... Come here, little brother~"

The little brother almost sent the little guard away, and his legs were weak and he couldn't stand.

At this time, the woman waved at them again, and her movements were particularly mechanical and strange, "Come on! Come on! Little brother drink a cup of hot tea and let's go. ”

Most of the guards had already walked over and sat down around the table, all smiling as if they had taken drugs.

The demon woman's gloomy gloom sounded again, "Little brother, little sister, come over and have a cup of tea~"

The three of them pretended not to find anything, raised their legs and walked over, and when they approached the stall, they were immediately surrounded by a cloud of white mist.

The enchantress laughed at them from behind the stall, like a big dumpling crawling out of a pile of dead people, and the cancer on her face was deeply wrinkled, like black excrement in a canal.

Enchantress: "This beauty, drink a bowl of hot tea." ”

"I, don't drink!" Palet knocked her stall over, "This pot is poisonous!" ”

The others, as if they had lost their souls, did not react, and kept giggling.

Especially the little guard just now, it's just that he has to refill the glass after drinking.

"Little girl, don't be so angry. Okay, you lifted my stall, you have to pay! This adult has to call the shots for the old woman. ”

The woman's voice was hoarse as if it had just crawled out of the ground, and it smelled of stinking earth.

"I'm not just going to lift your stall!" Palet deliberately became angry, rushed to the front of her stall, directly lifted her stall, and violently dragged her out.

"Oh, it turned out to be a famous figure on the road-Gu Mother." I usually read more books, and I don't have to hug for the time being, and the Gu mother murder case has also been registered in the famous killer case.

A professional-level killer like this is definitely instigated by someone, otherwise Gu Mu wouldn't be so bored selling tea in the grove.

The money she earned from selling a head was enough to eat for more than ten years!

Palet laughed secretly, the people behind the scenes looked up to her, the powerless "Miss Deep Boudoir".

"Little girl, her mouth is quite stubborn!" Mother Gu looked at the arrogant little girl in red in front of her, and wanted to extinguish the little girl's momentum and let her experience what it means to be ginger or old spicy.

The two Gu mothers twisted their fingers together and put them in their mouths, a squeaky sound came out of her mouth, and in a blink of an eye, all the hot tea spilled on the ground turned into poisonous scorpions.

The scorpion scrambled to puff up the poisonous needle of its tail to demonstrate to the palet, hissing ~

"You little girl, how do you talk, if you don't drink, you won't drink, you will cut off other people's wealth." Gu Muyin smiled and stretched out her claws at Palet, her long nails like eagle claws, "See if I don't tear your face!" ”

"Dare to go to Miss Ben to play Gu, I'm impatient." Palet, the sound of the hand, pulled a red wolf of the same iron pot from the storage bracelet, and threw it over.

"Boom Boom – Boom Boom"

The iron pot clicked a few times, and all the long nails that Gu Mother had raised for several years were neatly knocked off!

"Hahahaha~" The eunuch clapped his hands and said yes, it was really the daughter of the prince of Yue, and she had the style of a female general!

The little guard can also see God, isn't it just an iron pot? It can be compared to the long sword of this hero.

The iron pot can clean up the demon woman, and so can this hero! Thinking about it, the little guard took out his shiny long sword and rushed over, he wanted to be a hero!

Martial arts novels are not less than the little guards, and while rushing over, I thought that as long as I could win the demon woman, the promotion was just around the corner!

"Ahh Demon woman, eat me with a sword! The little guard shouted, and before the person could rush to arrive, he was swept out by the Gu Mother's palm and hit the trunk of the tree, and slammed it on the ground with a bang.

With a pop, a mouthful of blood gushed out of the little guard, and he was beaten into the street!

It doesn't make sense! Why? The palet iron pot can clean up the demon woman, he is holding a good sword!

"Hit the streets!" The Gu mother was completely angered by the slaps of the palet, and the little girl dared to play a cauldron in front of the old lady! Now there's a yellow-haired boy playing with a big sword!

Suddenly, a strong wind rose, and Gu Mu's whole body was crawling with poisonous scorpions holding red tail pins.

Just as Gu Mu Yungong began to behave as a demon, Palet picked up the iron pot and flew towards her cheek, "Oh, this non-stick pan is good!" The old woman's face was wrapped in so many layers of powder, but she didn't get it, not bad! ”

Gu Mu's right hand covered her red and swollen right cheek, and complained, "Ah-palet, you hit me." ”

Shouldn't you shout before you hit someone, eat me with a punch, and watch me with a sword?

Now the young people are fighting in the yin, and they don't play cards according to the routine, and they don't even say a word.

Gu Mu was completely fried, "Palet, you have the ability to dare to slap me in the face again, and the old lady will ......"

Slap, another slap in the face - another slap in the face!

"You're the one who hit you!" Palet smiled and tiptoed the non-stick pan in her hand, and responded with a smile: "Your face is big enough, so big, one dozen is accurate!" ”

The demon woman's teeth and bones were about to be broken, and her face was gloomy, "You said I have a big face!" "People are clearly melon seed faces, it's big there!?

She just went to the city to make a 3D face slimming magic package, and it cost thousands of taels of silver, why is it still a big face!

"Hahahaha~ You are not only big now, but you have become a pig's head!" The eunuch laughed out loud.

It was originally a martial arts thriller showdown plot, but it turned into a funny plot in seconds.

With everyone's goose calls, Gu Mu's lungs were so angry that she saw her fingers suddenly stretch out, and a red scorpion flew towards Palet's face along her hand like a tree branch.

The Gu mother was aggressive, "Baby son, go up and poison them to avenge your mother!" ”

The eunuch quickly hid behind a tree trunk, and the little guard was not so quick to react, he froze in place, watching the poisonous scorpion its tail and release venom at his offspring.

Bite! Boom!

Palet quickly took out an oil-paper umbrella from the storage bracelet, not one step earlier or too late, just when the poisonous scorpion released the poison, she opened the paper umbrella and blocked the front of the little guard.

Then, the scorpion was impaled by one of her peach blossom daggers, and the black venom dripped to the ground and emitted a plume of black smoke.

"Ahh O my precious son! You, you, you, why are you so vicious, killing my son. Gu Mu was holding the scorpion that had been pierced through her heart by an arrow, her palms were trembling, and the tips of her heart were dripping blood.

She wants revenge, "Go!" Second son, go avenge your eldest brother! ”

Seeing another poisonous scorpion flying, Palet turned over and pulled the little guard who was stupid and covered her triangle behind the paper umbrella.