"Old man, please calm your anger. Miss Ben is a little too arrogant, but how can you send a poisonous scorpion to shoot at his triangle? You want him to cut off his children and grandchildren! You're so poisonous! ”

"Palet, you say I'm an old man?!" Gu Mu pointed at Hua Ying and scolded, "You girl, as soon as you come, you say that I am old, I have a big face, and I killed my baby son, and I will definitely pay you for your blood debt!" ”

Palet's heart was unwavering, "If you say it, you can't get it back, old man." ”

The little guard nodded in agreement, "Old woman, I don't want to be a father-in-law yet!" Stop poisoning me underneath. ”

Mother Gu spared her head, why can't this group of children understand people's words, "Don't call me an old woman!! ”

When these words reached the ears of the eunuchs, they were even more poisonous than poisonous scorpions, and they touched a certain place, secretly thinking that people don't want to be fathers-in-law~

"I'm hurt when you talk like that, 55555......" The eunuch touched his injured little heart and said aggrievedly.

Hum! Little guard, if I had known, I wouldn't have let Miss Hua save you, and let you become my peer!

The black smoke Gu Mother looked at the three of them with a slightly confused expression, this ...... They are so disrespectful to the killer!

She was furious, "Can you respect me, my mother is a killer!" ”

Palet said mischievously: "Gu mother, what do you say is bad about being a father-in-law!" Less trouble for men, chic and comfortable. ”

"Being a father-in-law is less of a man's happiness and more of a woman's charm...... No, hey, hey, I'm a killer! After Gu Mu answered, she reacted again, and she was so angry that she hammered her chest with both hands.

Palet comforted: "Old woman, don't hammer, hammer the plain into a basin again!" ”

Gu Mu grabbed the two pieces of meat on her chest, and said confidently: "Open your eyes and take a good look, this is the plateau!" Tibetan!!! ”

"The Qinghai-Tibet Plateau cried when I heard it!" The eunuch jumped out from behind the tree and said in a loud voice: "It's cool to be a father-in-law, what do you want, how many people's dreams are to enter the palace, I wander around the palace every day, and I'm angry with you." ”

"Hahaha, a man who can't die, only a eunuch who dies." The little guard laughed.

Gu Mu glanced at the two of them strangely, "I'm here to kill you, don't talk nonsense, run away quickly, beg for mercy!" Scream! ”

The little guard and the eunuch looked at each other tacitly, and at the same time made a stupid expression to the Gu mother.

"Cut, whoever wants to be a father-in-law will do it, anyway, I won't do it, I want to be a chivalrous hero!" The little guard turned his head and snorted, "Old woman, you can stab me with a sword to help me fulfill my dream of being a hero." ”

Palet's eyes lowered and she thought, "That's right! Being a hero is indeed more manly than being a father-in-law! ”

The Gu Mother exploded on the spot, "Ahhhhh I'm going to kill you! Ahh Hiss, she was so angry that she let all the poisonous scorpions fly.

Palet hooked her lips and said with a smile: "Why do you want to fight, come on, fight!" ”

Except for the panting sound in her throat, Gu Mu was so angry that she didn't say anything.

Because palet trampled another poisonous scorpion to death.

Palet's blood softens the flowers and plants in the world, as well as its own snake venom, so the poisonous scorpion is quite kissed by mosquitoes for her.

"Stomp on stomp! The left one, the right one, this one is the fattest, and the butter tsk tsk...... "She began to step on the mode, her legs started the small motor mode, and she kicked one by one, "I'll step on it!" I stomp on it! ”

The black scorpion on the ground was trampled to the stomach, "All of them are yellow cream, this is fat enough." ”

"Miss Hua, step on that one, that one is fatter." The eunuch shouted.

The little guard pointed to the other one, "Here, here, there is another one, I like to watch the thin scorpion being trampled flat, how healing is the sound of biu." ”

The Gu mother was so angry that the whites of her eyes turned green, "You-you, don't step on them, they are my precious sons, mother, this will avenge you!" Seeing her stretch out her hand covered with scorpions, she pinched palet.

But palet was one step ahead of her and ran away!

Gu Mu slapped it with a slap and hit the air.

Stunned, Gu Mu stared at the strange scene with her blackened face.

She obviously didn't make a big move, and she hadn't touched palet yet, how could palet be easily beaten into the cliff by her.

It's as if you stretched out a little finger and gently touched Tarzan, and Tarzan collapsed in front of you!

"Touching porcelain?"

Gu Mu looked at her palm, and then at the cliff in front of her, a palet dressed in red floated down, she obviously hadn't done anything yet!

"She's touching porcelain! The old lady was touched! ”

With a bang, Paletch pretended to be slapped and hit into the cliff, "Ah~ I fell, I fell off the cliff~ You, you, you....... Compensate me! I want a mine! ”

"Today, I lie! Decide! You're ......", palet smiled as she fell into the cliff.

"Hey, hey, you come back for me." , The Gu mother, who had been confused for a while, also followed, Feng Yuantang explained that she had to catch the living, and only the living could be rich!

The eunuch and the little guard, you look at me, I look at you, pretend that nothing happened, pack up and continue to set off.

I saw that the mountains and forests were dense, the cliffs were steep, and I couldn't see half a figure after walking for half a day, only the whirring mountain wind was whistling.

The Gu Mother suddenly stopped, very puzzled in her heart.

"You want to see people in life, and you want to see corpses in death, why is this monster gone?" She shouted to the deep mountain: "Palet, you come out, come out and blackmail me!" What the old lady has is money! Come on! Blackmail! Blackmail! ”

"Palet, you come out, come out and blackmail me! What the old lady has is money! "On the other side of the mountain, except for the echo, there is still a sea of forests, and there is not a single ghost.

Today, if she can't even handle a little girl palet, the sign that Gu Mother has worked hard for decades will have to be smashed on her head.

However, the mountain road in front of me is swirling and rugged, crisscrossing and crisscrossing, and it is difficult to find someone like looking for a needle in a haystack.

"This weird guy doesn't know martial arts, she has no magic power, even if she understands magic power, she has just a little bit of skill in the boogers, she will definitely die if she falls down the valley from the middle of the mountain, and she will be crippled if she doesn't die."

Convinced that palet must be not far away, she blew a breath, and the poisonous scorpion on her fingertips ran back into her sleeve.

"Mother, I can't believe I can't find you a rabbit cub." Gu Mu clenched her hands into fists, habitually wanted to hammer her chest, hesitated for a moment, and hammered her fist on the tree, hitting the ground and rustling the leaves.

Plains turn into basins? Absolutely not! The old lady wants to be a woman with big ambitions!

Just as Gu Mu grabbed the two pieces of meat on her chest and dreamed of the Spring and Autumn Festival, a long sword, carrying spiritual power, struck from behind with a roar and quickly lifted her curtain, revealing a face full of tumors.

"Palet, you're not dead!? That's great! "You can be captured alive by her before you die.

Gu Mother's great joy turned into great sorrow, she just wanted to take a step back and make a big move, but she was pulled out of the storage bracelet by Palet, a fishing net array, the big net was scattered, and the Gu mother was fiercely tied in place by the green big net!

"There really is everything in the Emperor's storage bracelet!" Palet curled the corners of her mouth in satisfaction.

The Gu mother's head was full of seaweed, the wind was blowing, and there was a stinky salted fish that had been marinated for more than ten years hanging on her head.

"Ahhhh The old lady hates fish the most! Especially the stinky salted fish, palet, I'm not done with you! The Gu mother struggled out of the fishing net, and after some struggle, her whole body smelled of fish.

"Squeak!" Gu Mother took a deep breath, she was going to start the Jedi counterattack!

There was a movement behind him!

Palet looked back, and on the trunk of the tree, what originally looked like black bark moved.

When I looked closely, it turned out to be a black poisonous scorpion of a tree! Densely packed, like a black scorpion quilt.

In an instant, the 'leaves' she was stepping on under her feet also became agitated!

Countless poisonous scorpions pouted their tails and tried to plug her, but she leaped up with great speed and stepped on another branch.

Suddenly, all the scorpions threw their heads up and squirted a rich, foul-smelling black venom at her!

"Palet, it's you who don't respect the old in the front, and I take the rear." Gu Mu sneered and said cruel words.

Palet flashed quickly, but the hem of her skirt was still contaminated with venom a little, and in an instant, one side of her skirt was eroded and rotted.

"Damn! This is people's favorite dress. Palet scolded in a low voice, "Old woman, you are a killer, and you want to leave a good reputation, as if you can succeed in the future!" ”

More and more poisonous scorpions emerged from all around, densely packed, and attacked in the direction of palet.

"Stop struggling! Come with me and set off at dawn. Gu Mu said solemnly.

The corners of Palet's mouth twitched fiercely, and she glanced at the skirt that was corroded by the venom, "Stinky woman, pay me for my skirt!" The head can be broken and bleeding can flow, and the new skirt must not be dirty! ”

I saw her summon a long sword, and the power of the desolation skyrocketed, and she attacked forward without fear.

Giant scorpions are pierced and then skewered into kebabs.

Palet's sword swept through thousands of armies, pulled out a large stove from the storage bracelet, and roasted the poisonous scorpions one by one!

The thick aroma of high-protein roasted is overwhelming.

"Pretty fragrant! Crispy Bobo! It's just a little stuffy......" Palet sucked her fingers, one bite at a time, and ate a bunch in a blink of an eye.

Gu Mu's face was shocked, she jumped around on the ground, and pointed at the palet: "You, you, you, you ate my good son!" Compensate my good son. ”

Palet hooked her lips and licked her hands: "Na, return your son's body to you." "Throw a skewer of roasted scorpions to Gu Mother, and the thick fragrance comes to your nose.

"You...... It's horrible! The Gu mother trembled and took over the "corpses of her sons".

Palet! It's more suitable than her to be a killer!

Mother Gu was holding the poisonous scorpion that was roasted with pepper and pepper, this is the i14 pro.1.0 generation poisonous scorpion king that she had spent half her life cultivating, and then looked up to see palet patting her belly and eating numbly.

"Your son is so fat!"

Gu Mu suddenly felt that her good head had collapsed...... Her heart was complicated, and her three views were destroyed.

If you can't kill the enemy, be friends with the enemy!

"Girl, you are the first woman my Gu mother has ever seen in her life who dares to eat poisonous scorpions, you are too weird, I want to be friends with you, is it okay?" The Gu mother threw away the poisonous scorpion in her hand, patted off the fish scales on her body, and looked at the palet obediently.

If you can't beat it, it's okay to be a good friend?

Palet's eyelids lifted slightly, and she ruthlessly refused: "No way!" ”

A little loss flashed in Gu Mu's eyes, and she asked, "Why!?" Why don't you be friends with me? More friends than one more enemy! You say I'm so bad, can I change it? ”

She was rejected for the first time, and she was not embarrassed, but she felt regret, deep regret.

"You're good, you're good, it's just that I don't deserve you. You're a good woman, but we can't be friends together~~~" Palet affectionately moved out the classic scumbag quotations to Gu Mu.